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BE hriaay Jdnudiy 14 200b 4 wwwstdi-telegidmcom PRIME TIME wmr 1st No: Charter 2nd: Comcast (HD) HDTV (ESP) Available in Spanish (pa) Parental Advisory (r) rerun (cr) closed caption 'Tmrrf rnrrnr'i 114 pnvx1 wlri'ST 10:30 SEE aU AMC Hamburger Hilt (5 45) 87) Anthony Barrile War (R) Volcano (7 45) 97) Tommy Lee Jones A Los Angeles emergency official takes charge when earthquakes and erupting lava ravage the city Action (PG-13) The Hitcher ('86) Rutger Hauer Thomas Howell A teen-age motorist cannot get away from a twisted man he picks up and ditches in Texas Suspense (R) Movie Club With John Ridley (N) (cc) 39f7 ENC Goldfinger ('64) Sean Connery Gert Frobe Honor Blackman Action (GP) (Premiere) (cc) ESP Dr No ('63) Sean Connery Ursula Andress Agent 007 foils a SPECTRE madman out to divert rockets from Cape Canaveral (Premiere) Action (PG) (cc) ESP From Russia With love ('63) Agent 007 lands in Istanbul with a Russian beauty a pawn in SPECTRE'S plot to kill him (Premiere) Action (PG) (cc) ESP 410 mo IFLIX onSl'i Husbands and Wives (8 45) ('92) Woody Allen Mia Farrow Drama (R) (cc) The last Picture Show (10 45) (71) (R) (cc) sex lies and videotape ('89) James Spader Andie MacDowell Drama (R) FOXM I Y7 17? In love and War ('58) Robert Wagner Dana Wynter A patriot a coward and an intellectual fight as Marines in the World War II Pacif Romance The Last of the Mohicans ('92) James Femmore Cooper's Hawkeye guides British sisters with his Indian friends Chmgachgook and Uncas Adventure (R) The long Hot Summer ('58) A small-town Mississippi boss tries to pair his daughter with an enigmatic drifter Drama HBO OneWay Out (11 50) (CC) HO ESP Once Upon a Time in Mexico ('03) Antonio Banderas Salma Hayek Johnny Depp Action (R) (cc) ho esp Camivale Brother Justin spreads his radio message (cc) ho esp Unscripted Bryan dresses up for an audi-fon (cc) ESP Thinking XXX Sexuality and the adult-film industry esp soo i HBOF 504 556 Hot to Trot (6 00) (PGMccHs For the (ove of Benji 77) Patsy Garrett Cynthia Smith Ed Nelson Children Daredevil ('03) A blind man whose other senses are extraordinary works as an attorney during the day and fights crime at night Action (PG-13) (cc) ESP Chasing Liberty (10 50) ('04) Mandy Moore Matthew Goode Jeremy Piven Romance-comedy (PG-13) (cc) esp HBOP 901 IP? The Full Monty Robert Carlyle Tom Wilkinson Mark Addy Comedy (R) (cc) ESP The Postman (12 15) (R) (CC) ESP Cobra (10 45) ('86) Sylvester Stallone Crime drama (R) (cc) ESP In the Cut ('03) Meg Ryan An English teacher has an affair with a di cective though she suspects him of murdering a woman Suspense (R) (cc) ESP Phantom of the Opera: First Look Sex and the City (cc) ESP Sex and the City (cc) ESP HBOS I CUT 101 laurel Canyon (6 15) 02) Frances McDormand Drama (R) (cc) ESP Driving Miss Daisy (11 25) ('89) (PG) ESP Seabiscuit ('03) Tobey Maguire Jeff Bndaes Chris Cooper A jockey an automobile magnate and a trainer lead a racehorse to glory during the Great Deoression Drama (PG-13) JUitFilm Fanatic King of New York ('90) Christopher Walken Crime drama (R) (cc) (CC) Dinner for Five IFC ZMloJ At the Angelika jPogtown and Z-Boys 01) Documentary (PG-13) (cc) I --n MAX Top Gun 86) Tom Cruise Kelly McGiilis A hot-shot Navy jet pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts wth a civilian astrophysicist Adventure (PG) (cc) hd esp Torque ('04) Martin Henderson Ice Cube Mnnut Mazur Action (PG-13) (cc) HD ESP Married People Single Sex: The Return Beverly Lynne Couples find pleasure again and again Adults only (cc) Erotic Confessions Love Calling (cc) 550 -20 MMAX 551 Two Weeks Notice (6 15) 02) (PG-13) (cc) ESP Gothika 03) Halle Berry Robert Downey Jr Charles 5 Dutton Horror (R) (cc) ESP Lessons in Love (9 40) Beverly Lynne Glen Meadows Matt Wilde Adults only (R) (cc) Alien Resurrection Cloned Ellen Ripley and others aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens (cc) ESP BY DAVID BIANCULLI 1A1 JX i tlf- AK tl KKAM For a Friday night lots of activity from the return of The Berrne Mac Show and the series launch of Battlestar Galactica to attention-getting guest-star sitcom turns by Ed and Regis Philbin The Bernie Mac Show (7 8 pm KDFWChannel 4) Fox has mistreated this show horribly moving it and shelving it and shuffling it in an apparently deliberate intent to slow its momentum But back -actually back-to-back since he returning tonight with two new episodes Fox 8 Simple Rules pm WFAAChannel 8) Tonight's guest star is Ed who played Al Bundy to Katey Peg on Mamed With Children This time he plays an old college boyfriend of Cate's ABC -Joan of Arcadia (7-8 KTXAChannel 21) Having bel-lyflopped in her attempt to join the school diving team Joan (Amber Tamblyn) tries out for a high school play And if she savs she wouldn't be caught dead there incentive The theme of the play is a zombie jamboree CBS Tjonny Zero (8 9 pm KDFWChannel 4) Franky stars in tfiis new action series about an ex-con who tries to go straight by solymg crimes and reluctantly going undercover This John Wells Prdduction has the frenetic busied tone of Fastlane trying a bit todhard to be hard hot and hip Hope Faith (8-8 30 WEAAChannel 8) Regis Philbin reprises his role as slick car salesman Handsome Hal in an episode that also makes room for Mark Copsuelos Hmm Kelly Ripa's Live1 co-star and her real-life hus-bafid could this sitcom possibly make room for anyone else associated closely with Ripa? Yes it could: Appearing tonight as Hal's son is Live1 producer Michael Gel-man The gang's all here ABC CABLE McBride (8-10 pm 10 pm-midmght HALL) John Larro-quette should be great as the lead of a dramatic series as anyone knows who saw his great work as a brilliant defendant on several episodes of The Practice Here though the material really lets him down in the pilot of this new Mystery Movie franchise from Hallmark Channel He plays eccentric lawyer Mike McBride a former cop whcfee taste for challenging cases is reflected by Lar-roquette's willingness to take on this role Battlestar Galactica (8-10 pm 1030 pm-1230 am Sci-Fi) When Sci-Fi Channel announced the revival of this late-70s series clunker I laughed out loud In the faces of the very nice people at Sci-Fi The miniseries turned out to be not only a major improvement which was easy but intriguing which was a shocker Now comes the new weekly series version beginning with a two-hour opener that solidifies Galactica as the best sci-fi series since Farscape The opening hour about an exhausted fleet trying to avoid deadly pursuers is tense full of palpable paranoia and even spooky Edward James Olmos Tri-cia Heifer Mary McDonnell star SHOW 600 3d() It Could Happen tp You 94) A New York policeman keeps his promise to split a $4 million lottery prize with a waitress but his wife obiects (cc) HO esp HUFF Huff is smitten with a pharmaceuticals saleswoman (cc) HD Tupac: Resurrection Filmmaker Lauren Lazin examines the life and music of rapper Tupac Shakur who was murdered in 1996 (cc) H0 Best of Showtime Boxing: Favorites SHOW2 60 7 341 Artworks (6 15) Virginia Madsen Rick Rossovich Drama (R) (cc) ESP Return of the Living Dead ESP Stargate 94) Kurt Russell A portal takes an Egyptologist a colonel and a team of soldiers to another planet with pyramids slaves and an alien ruier Lady Jayne: Killer (10 15) After stealing $1 million from her ruthless boss an assassin goes on the run with another woman and her son (cc) ESP STARZ 400 370 Secondhand Lions (6 05) (PG) (cc) ho ESP The Recruit Al Pacino Colin Farrell A veteran CIA agent assigns his young protege to find a mole within the organization Suspense (PG-13) (cc) ESP The Badge (R) (CC) H0 ESP The Butterfly Effect Ashton Kutcher A young man travels back in time to change the past and alter the future of his friends Suspense (R) (cc) HD ESP SUND 7o 2 166 Design Daniel Travanti A voyeuristic photographer an alcoholic salesman a night-shift worker and others cross paths in Chicago Comedy-drama (cc) Party Monster Macaulay Culkin Seth Green Chloe Sevi-gny Biography (R) (cc) Careful The mountain-village passions of a German widow and her sons unfold in the style of a 1920s movie Scene: HedwigAngry Inch TCM The Dirty Dozen 67) Lee Marvin Ernest Borgnme Charles Bronson A major turns 12 Gl felons into commandos for a raid on the Nazis before D-Day Directed by Robert Aldrich War (cc) Cat Ballou (9 45) 65) Jane Fonda Lee Marvin Michael Callan Western The Wild One Marlon Brando Mary Murphy Robert Keith Drama (cc) 49 hS TMC Die Another Day 02) James Bond teams with a beautiful agent to battle a terrorist Extreme Ops (9 15) Devon Sawa Bridgette Wilson-Sampras Rupert Graves Action (PG-13) (cc) hd esp and a businessman bent on world domination Action (PG-13) (cc) ho ESP 60 350' Busty Cops Three sexy rookies go under the covers on the set of a porn movie to catch a killer (cc) esp Clear and Present Danger Harrison Ford Willem Dafoe Anne Archer Suspense (PG-13) (cc) ilfei gelt Lx i 6 a Clear and Present Danger Harrison Ford Willem Dafoe Anne Archer An acting CIA chief learns the president has triggered a war with Colombian drug cartels Based on the book by Tom Clancy Suspense (PG-13) (cc) American Justice A Model Murder (cc) 43 54 AP 63 58 Ultimate Zoo (N) Venom ER Venom drinker (cc) Ultimate Zoo Animal Cops Detroit Venom ER Venom drinker (cc) Animal Cops BBCA 2641 The Saint The Avengers The Persuaders The Avengers The Saint The Persuaders BET 5 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