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I- THE KDCSLEX GRAPHIC, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12, kinfolks down there, and we reas oned that it would be cheaoer to STORIETTES carry him down to Cha'leston fo dc 4 funel service and bring him back than to bring all the family up here." 9 TO Interned Despite the Truce Kansas City Times: The armistice An Arkansawyer was overtaken by a motorist and offered a ride. 'The speed at which they thereafter progressed agiated him smewhat. "There's no pertickler need for any such devilish hurry, podner!" he presently said. "I hain't running awav from nobody." did not save Otto Ohm, a German fanner living near Dodge City, KasM from internment. Ohm was arrest ed early in November under suspicion of having planned to blow up a troop train.

His wife, his stepson. A and three stepdaughters also hail mm laid complaints that he was outspo- The druggist danced ami chortled till the bottles danced on the shelves. "Whai's up?" askeiLthe soda clerk. "Have you been taking something?" "No. But do you remember when our water-pipes were frozen last en in his sympathy for Germany.

The order authorizing his intern ment was received yesterday bv Fred Robertson, United States dis- year?" es, but wnat "wen, rict attorney. Ohm came to the Just received a shipment of siuts New English Pecans, Almonds Brazils, Peanuts, Etc. the plumber -who fixed them has just come to have a prescription filled." United States in 1909 from Pamer, Germany. In September, 1912, he married Mrs. Alice Ricker, a widow, who had three daughters and one son.

In the comDlaints of the fami- "Have you heard anygood news from your husband over there' late ly?" asked a friend. it is charged that Ohm refused to help farm a 320-acre tract his wife have heard from him," the wife. "He sent me a couple For Christmas owned because he feared the pro You will, also find here Package Figs, Package Mince Meat, Bulk Mince Meat, AH Kinds of Bulk Pickles, Peanut Butter, Package "Potato Chips, Comb Honey, Heinz Plum Pudding, Etc. a. Also a shipment of Xavei Oranges.

The price is richt. -of needles in his last letter and ask ducts would injure Germany. He is 46 years old and did not register as a German enemy alien. ed if I would thread them and send them back right away by mail. He wants to do some mending on his clothesv' Mr.

Williams returned to his home Karnak, 111., Monday, after a in weeks visit with Ray Fields and We also have the Baker-izcd Coffee Barrington Hall oiks at the Beeler ranch. Steel Cut for those who the best. ISuy Her. 3 jsne with 3 REPUTATION not only a pleasure, but a necessity as well little Harold, having climbed to the pinnacle of the roof of a very steep shed, lost his footing and began to slide with terrifying swiftness toward that point where the roof swept gracefully off into space. Lord, save me!" he prayed.

KINSLEY TESTIMONY 3 1 1 Home Proof, Here, There and Everywhere. Lord, save me! OLord! Xe er mind. I've caught on a nail." When you see Doan's Kidney Pills One Monday morning two little girls, aged seven and ninewere on recommended in this paper you most always find them recommended by a way to school. Fearing thev Kinsley resident. It's the same Special, on Gallon Fruits Housewives, notice! Now sugar is more plentiful, it will pay you to buy.

your fruit in gallon cans at about half the cost of smaller cans. Will luive aspecial on Gallon Fruits this week as follows: No. 10 Apples, 60c value 35c No. 10 Peaches, sliced or halves, 90c value. No.

10 Apricots, good quality, 90c value 75c No. 10 Loganberries, $1.10 90c No. 10 Blackberries, $1.25 value. $1.00 No. 10 Red Pitted Cherries, $1.50 value $1.25 everywhere in 3,800 towns in the would be tardy, the seven-year-old said to the nine-year-old: "Let's kneel down and prav that we won't U.

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G. Copp, farmer, R. F. D. No.

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"Oh, isn't she a mean thing!" gasn- ed Cynthia. I told her not to benefited. Sometimes, I have been so bad off with my back, I haven't tell you." "Well, returned Sylvia. "I told her The ESisasIisy rocery I wouldn't tell you she told me so don't tell her I did." been able to get out of bed in the morning. The trouble has interfered with my work about the farm.

I have always relied on Doan's Kidney pills for curing these ailments." Joe H. Roe, Mgr. Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't GOLDSCHMIDT 'ft SON HARDWARE, STOVES, AND TIN SHOP KINSLEY; KANSAS Upon the recent death in a western town of a politician, who at one time served his country in a high simply ask for a kidney' remedy Phone No. 198 Free Delivery get Doan's Kidney Pills the same legislative place, a number of news hat Mr.

Copp had. Foster Milburn paper men were collaborating on an Buffalo, N. Y. obituary notice. "What shall we say of the former senator?" asked one.

"Oh, just put down that he was. always faithful lo his trust." "And," queried a third, "shall we mention the name of the trust?" IF 5(BsnraWe A The young man sidled into the jeweler's shop, a week before Christ ii Mm 1 utT a 0 jlj iP i 111 0 i i mies iiorses J.JLU IV mas, with a furtive air. He handed the jeweler a ring with the stammered statement that he wished it marked "with some names." "What names do you wish?" inquired the jeweler in a sympathetic, tone. "From Henry to Clara," the young man blushingly whispered. The jeweler looked from the ring to the young man and said, in a fatherly manner, "Take my advice, young man, and have it engraved simply 'From Henry.

the Moime 38 Head of Cattle We vill sell at Public Auction, at the Walter Welch farm, 2 miles west and 14 miles -south of Macksville, Kan-sas, on Thursday December 19, 1918 beginning at 10 o'clock sharp, the following-described livestock. HORSES, MARES, AND MULES The governor of a western state, determined not to be interrupted by so many callers, instructed his ne gro doorman to say to all callers that the governor is not "But if they say they have an ap pointment with you, Governor? asked the doorman. "Just say 'They all say or dered the governor. Air went well until the next day, when a lady called, and when she was tola tne governor was noi in she replied: "I know better than that. You tell the governor, his wife is here to take him to the theater." "Oh," said the doorman, "they all You will find a good selection of imported and domestic Dinnerwear, in several handsome designs, which you may purchase, up to December 24th say that." A young British private was one 1 pair black mare mules, 3 yrs.

old, loVi hanjds 1 bay mare, 3 yrs. old, wt. 1100 1 pair bay horses, 3 and 4 yrs. old, 1200 lbs. each 1 bay mare, 4 yrs.

old, wt. 1000 1 brown mare, 4 vrs. old, wt. 1200 1 pair gray mare mules, 2 yrs. old, 14 hands high 1 pair black horse mules, 2 yrs.

old, 15 hands 0 1 pair black mare mules, 2 yrs. old, 15 hands 1 bay mare mule, white feet and face, 2Vi yrs. old, 15 hands 1 pair mouse-color mare mules, 3 yrs. old, 15 hands 1 pair sorrel iorse mules, 2V 14 hands 25 head of mules, 1 yrs. old, 13 to 15 hands -25 head mules, 2V yrs.

old, 14 to 16 hands 1 pair black marc mules, 3 yrs. old, 15 hands high 1 pair bay anil black mare mules 4 yrs. old, 15V hands high 1 buckskin and black mare mule, 2b yrs. old, 16 hands high 1 pair buckskin mare mules, 2 yrs. old, 15 hands high 1 pair black mare mules, 3yrs.

old, 16 hands 1 pair bay mare mules, 15 hands 1 pair horse mules, 3 yrs. old, li3 hands high 1 pair bay mares, 5 and 6 yrs. old, wt. 2400 1 gray horse, 3 yrs. old, wt.

1100 1 pair bay mules, mare and horse, "1 yrs. old 1 pair gray and black mare mules, 3 yrs. old, 16 hands 1 pair horse mules, ,3 yrs. old, 15 hands 1 pair light-bay mare mules, 3 15 hands i night oil guard at a lonely outpost in France, when suddenly he heard the tramp of an advancing regiment. "Halt!" he called.

"Who goes there?" "Irish Fusiliers." "Pass, Irish Fusiliers, all's well." Silence reigned for some minutes and then he heard another regiment advancing. "Halt! Who goes there?" "London Scottish." "Pass, London Scottish, all's well." BW For- some time there was silence, and then another regiment was heard. "Halt! Who goes there?" CATTLE 5 cows giving milk I 13 head of spring calves, red 20 cows, springers and fat cows and good quality Off the Regular Price AT "None of your business!" "Pass, Canadians, all's well." A negro came to a Southern ticket office and asked for two round-trip tickets to Charleston. The agent knew him and asked him who was going with him. "My brother," said the negro.

"Your brother?" said the agent Terms: Sis Months Time with 8 per cent Interest. Two per cent Discount' for Cash. THERE WILL RE A LUNCH-STAND ON THE PRE3IISES TJELeir.fi pope CoL, Jake Zook, of Larned, and CoL. Russell, of Greensburg Auctioneers Xj S. G.

Wiles, Clerk- i if is he? 1 "Out there in a box. He's answered the negro. ALFRED WEINELT CO. Kinsley, Kansas I 'Well, if he is dead you don't want a return ticket for "Yes; suh," said the negro; you see we ain't goin' to bury him in Chaleston; but we have about forty.