Fort Worth Star-Telegram from Fort Worth, Texas • 5

Monday Evening August 16 1971 Fort Worth STAR-TELEGRAM SA Three-Day Forecast LAUGH IT OFF iivir fr 1 1 A 1 2 IC if? I :0 41 Ys 1 il ocg go through Friday Otherwise partly cloudy to cloudy with mild temperatures north portion and warm south Low temperatures at night 60s north and 70s south Highs in the afternoons 80s north and m-ontains and lower 90s Extended forecasts issuA by the National Weather Service for Wednesday through Fri lay North Central and Northeast Texas Partly cloudy and warm Wednesday through Friday Chance of thundershowers Friday Hignest temperatures in mid 90s Lowest temperatures near 70 Flight of Fancy Maybe Or Frightening Fact by 69eil4y gleMin6W4 a place to be remembered a el k' 44 jk- it -ive ---1 tt 'AS I i i ''Of course I remember you Ralph You're 400 shares of on your 21st birthday" '1 ee10A FUNERAL HOME CEMETERY MAUSOLEUM FLOWER SHOP FUNERA MAUSOL Northwest Texas Partly cloudy and mild Wednesday through Friday Highest temperatures near 90 Lowest temperatures in 60s South Central and Southeast Chaace of shaweis and thundershowers all sections Wednesday and over Southeast Texas and east portion Siuth Central Texas Thursday and Friday Otherwise partly cloudy to cloudy and warm Lows at night 70s Highs in the afternoons 90s except few 80s immediate coastal sections Exports Climb US exports to Eastern Europe rose from $198 million in 1966 to $345 million in 1970 US imports from this region climbed from $179 million to $220 million in the same period UNIVERSITY DRIN11 AT WHITI SETTLEMENT ROAD ID 3361 Southwest Texas Chance of showers and thundershowers all sections Wednesday and west portion Thursday USE CLASSIFIEDS DIAL 332-7722 magazine When Owens wants to perform PK he contacts the Men-Tel Control and asks permission A "yes" or "no" is flashed on his brain's TV screen Owens feels he is the first man since Moses to have been given the Sis' ESPand PK powers NOW ALL HE asks is money with which to carry on his experiments He thinks he should be the special contact between the President and Sis from which base be would find out how to outlaw war end poverty and injustice wipe out disease and prolong life Until money and governmental recognition come however he Ls doing the best he can with what he has In a July speech before a Norfolk sports club he put on his ESP cap Among other predictions was one stating Joe Namath would play only half of the coming football season Probably just coincidence that Namath reinjured his knee last week Doctors said he possibly could play in wishes to continue his experiments with Sis and needs financing Owens asked Wo 'man and later owners of the Jets and Colts for a stake The three refused Their teams were PKed Owens wrote Ross Perot and Lamar Hunt the Dallas millionaires for financial assistance They said "No" and we got a dust bowl and sick horses The PK man says of Texas' troubles only that "there will be more it will get worse" THE Sls chose Owens he said for no particular reason except that they needed an envoy on earth They got him at birth (1920 in Indiana) and early showed him the bestowed powers by allowing him to make accurate basketball shots over his head Another result of the influx of SI intelligence was two sets of eyebrows given Owens He receives messages from outer space by mental TV and communicates in special "color and sound codes" with two creatures he knows only as "Twitter and Tweeter" All of this was documented In the April 1971 issue of Saga A Plantation USDA Grade A I milMBENSOBONariV07AM1 zv-c' II A 1 i Mon Iyos Sp IA -74- cials Aug 16 17 it i e44- 0- 1971 -N ITJ i 4 Or ki'f' i 0 4 1 't I -v :4 -4 y4t! 1: tr-77777- t' i et NO '4 7 il' 141011 ('-i'-z :) 1 1 4: i I 4 P3 1 we'r 44P A 0 tr -'i- -6 t'1 :) (' 47 ::::::11:: i v'' 1 ii 4katte30 USDA CHOICE Plantation USDA Grade A USDA Choice Beef USDA Choice Beef Q) ky1 I know why our Cowboy antennas are at half-staff The PK man has brain-whacked the team That's 'tc'1" a fact -r Remem- A ber the Phila- i delp hia Ea- 4 gles? Owner Jerry Wol- man went rs bankrupt Coach Joe Kuharich was booed out of JERRY town The PK FLEMMONS man caused it Joe Namath and most of the New York Jets backfield were injured last season The PK man again Down at Baltimore John Unitas and Tom Matte were hurt in 1970 The Kansas City Chiefs were monked a couple of seasons ago and then there was the case of the Philadelphia 76ers basketball team All this hath the PK man wrought 4 I WHY WAS there a drought In Texas and what caused the Venezuelan equine encephalimyelitis? The PK man of course His name is Ted Owens once of Fort Worth now living in Norfolk Va pK means Psychokinesis or mind over matter and Ted Owens has it He can do it control physical objects like sick horses and softball teams with his mind This gift was bestowed on Owens he says by SIs Space Intelligences (meaning whoever is operating those UFOs) I have before me a notarized statement by a Bill Bell of Falls Church Va who is swearing the PK man told him June 25 that Sls would "clobber" the Russian cosmonauts A week later the Russians were dead Bell coincidentally is a rookie kicker for the Atlanta Falcons I I I OWENS ALSO claims to have a sworn statement by a Philadelphia attorney in which the lawyer affirms the PK man caused lightning to strike a bridge by pointing at It A NASA official says Owens will attest that the pro phesied the lightning which hit the lightning-proof launching pads at Cape Kennedy Clearly Owens is not a man to cross The reason the PK man that's what he calls 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