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SIX FORT RECORDTELEGIIAM WEDNESDAY MORNING DECEMBER 26 192R Wotta Life! I Life! Wotta Rhyming Optimist ---By ALINE MICHAELIS Tort illortt)geror0-alegrdm tnArt4 tegcerti (1 14 Patont ()ft(' 2'1 litintil1) DAIL Mkt 111' SCNILIA 4a CAN I l'rrootioi soI cuwtalter th rteu ao ()APo rrtstt at Vtot flea at 11'rt unlr Act nt March 6 1619 Ni4k111( tittineh Kt11Na! Clhactitd advrtiaa Peparittont 2 4131 411 A11tatel Im rripoy atItiod to the uk for 116)IIIfm doloOflt CrtIOII-ta to It ot I4 he st 11tel In We p00f line 'AO le It- tp-el rrvIn All tlig ril nt nt cop 'n1 A i 11 tT elan ot i UFA: An arronaaos (flactio 'Apo I Ns charee'ar in or rtqw1111 ot gay patson Irm COr IOrtI tan'tb nay IF III IF column ni be gladly corree'4 'ma (I nfne t'r Ivfl In lb oAlli or 1r '1 a' It 1 I1 el 11111 7 0 riot 1 I I ft0vord'1010gra 01 AO an AnnctiO1 pr 00 inemter fi f101 nr tat n00 100t00ring hre 14-onc9141 101119rd 011 'wing hI Nrm irrit line an1 ailkfV 0 envy fi 10 (Tyra 46 c0uts a month: with buinla- 1014grant on1 IL -04 76 47041 rn oth Life! 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I A I -SA I -SA I -SA I 4 c'1 li l'Ad "I 4( L' 111 L- I rti' I4 1' -c 4i I I I I) I 4i4s if I 1 -14 4 a 41r 40'1111 0 aNjd maitrIEM 4109 170-1 15b' fr 1 rw-i: i vow --re tAt 1 r-- 1 77-- 00 you potir DAR't REACtt The Wotta Life! 1 I 'T CD 2 I i II F- i 1 r' -1? --7------ m--- 1- i rr-- '7- --1 1 40'4 (01117sist- f411 1 e- e4 '1147te "'AO 11 A RecordTelegram is on independent Democratic newspaper supporting what it right and opposing what it belieues to bit wrong regardless of party politica the news hart) and impartially at all times IDR COPELAND lintIll rAIK RHEUMATIC FEVER NOT A HEREDITARY DISEASE WHEN ft disease is due to a known telm and runs a definite mnse WO speak of It es an Itifettioutt disease Examples of su(t) tile eaktes are the contagious tilsenars of chilatvmd nntl laleilltleniti Snit Influenza 04: As" :111 the same list is found --rri-' :771 l' heimintle fever '6 ir Al! 'Iliteuntatio fever" IN given '414 4 other 110111(14 In Vertaill locoll I ties it is the P3111P as erwate unlit 1 Ism "inns Hints tot j--' 4 1 hetitnatism' iS the salon dis- 4 11 ease ti I MI oe( II 1 tom on odubt od''' la do to cne or Itioro ur the 1'1 vartetY et germs called the i' Pt ppturocells: A II i he 1 At too4wei tire bed germs $14ne 4' 1 tAoans 1) 1' i litoUg 11 they ore 3 'IT'D hle or causing disease do -I not lottelnee merlons disease lint the Is a 7-7-7--1-: germ wo won111 gladly dodge loatiso It does real hand oAlieneaer it nets There are a it other Itytormi that have proms thing to do alit' rhetorneflo ter It maY I WIPII tutt t11 1011 it r11 dam IMesn thee lower he resist thee nod have tho laely in condition to be atttele41 saectsfulty toy the Nelms of disease I doubt if red meal mid heredity have anything to do with the 111ease Esoossive fallow and lack it nourishing food roar inepare the isay I htve li flok11 severel doctors 110 woin thvisetkrt out during on epoletnte hint 10 hive gone without proper food 'the temaltv Hwy 1ie paid mas theurontie fever A 'ro throat may he the final symptom of troulde lev14e4 pilln 1 ri (tic or two Joints mot thin redness swelling ond tender-lies- of Joints 11ly tp0 roted 'iio liitt' tiltiety tof theuttoatic (Aver lasts for a 'nowt) or two In a rilVtill hi irliSt' it toa3 tertoloote in threo t'CliN The elit owe t'spe 1111 1r M011114 taohal for a year 111 ri it coin it may 'capetr Ihe vi ton of tit t1114i1" ill iiMt $41 tt) 14'd and 1eo ithsoluiely quirt l'it11 air and Irefillett ktl )14 kit ititni a 11 I lift $ore 3oint are 11 painful that the Iveight or the Led clothes hurts A touoport must 1e oleused to keel) the Idnket from the more 1aers Salta cotton wrap ed about the Joints and aontle 1111111114 will mooede tim codifort 1 he Joint Nliould he fixed to movettient J1 rulhing the ffeeleol pArts Iilli 4o1 or eintei green 46Ind ur chloroform liniment two he'lk 1 he runny tiovhr vi1 preserihe remedies 1011 It help to 405111110 Illei (1044 A It MI Mt tl2 iiilif' tilittl the dreadful viol MI 0 -0 WA Today's Heart Throb By Joe Mitchell CHARLES PICHEL tire they are mit In the Ito nre Willing to their energy art money to firs Ane4 this eliiss roost orntiniy piphel Not ninny ro- kph know t't 1Int Pr hts work ter 110 17q rlUlotiv S10111t fuelen fr the tat 111 Ito tintlringy towar1 the of we Qiite bY nooklent (IA 10 Aril yet we ten tinier th for I in the titteentil ftee et the V-terirt ve ehano-1 to rob mnouldertt on day on' fInVorf4t11n het4i It in tie1 To to viet ncer t'" th' it I tcht spent eat Tile next t114 strv hif4 srk tne to thn of th Fo leo I fii1 hint NI nni ot yolk zit hie desk -tieind the 't1- tn eo I1 to "I' filinV Ioo 't 110 iho of Arv t111- It nix the ry 1r tix eix! xeirm he 111 1ten the Trail e'411 tirittn hit4 "Vlalt the 1Vt1 133 tlie 11131111 Co ilocciLg they cceie non at a houtt h-r Ir cods drasern tirtfro: pr Hod to to ta Ne hsce tiot century foiicced the trail tot the tirL I toir tr11 Of Lt! 1f ur 1tern Int I ohe TIle 04 pioti tt ero it4 13oCor tilite 44 1IiI Itt a Ch17At11 headed fr mtwoe a the t-r tholltzli hot Ile had a npposite rl-o Nye It With exprtsionm spry roniftir txpe frantically thclr Ise do hat hocv cchro asorre you dr activity nur skacs the 'rkell the 1-cHt The 1Vtt and 1341 CIA the South and diov red old The three tork the polar and made ii flet of 411 reW noes 'While Ice cc re vith nt tt anis frt hortcei in autos and It atridntirt ut rute iiitI ttsPI nm trait leading from the iatk tiatting" (hit Wk the 4f t1J rietic Of it Now 11T110 ftton E' ill Mixerphone TOP A MAIM PAy AFTER clARIrmitc AAP' A ilivr0V:" People 'n Things BY TIEAR Why im it that ieople who Nag to thettrmthatti nr tfW71 ti4 ielng a ha Ty mood and pople although utittitatot III ifilWyiiwt ft) (WWI III Ittli-idroti tot loana II) 1'1 $o( HI? h1 taih lo tlitahtolvts oro tat to lot It's a lityiitery to hie hats oilr IL HEAR I I DON'T II I THE It tiWt IN AN tiptairs hall a 0 NEAR elrvatot HEARD a man say Gt 1soi AND I i timed ill hall HENCE CAME thf A 11) wa JI ST th ow her la 1 oi: 1ng 11111E'S MIA it a a I 11 1)0V41 rvt AN I) 11St) "1- I 11101611T hr vas 1:11 it Si- 1F ltn1 1 hINt ON A iiallwn 1nh AN!) 1 Low ltS IIN (II It :1 1ad 0 OA I) SI MING toot 1 Fill BO ill 1114 hawk 111 to AND IIE wam or NI) I ti noT14 fir ON EV 1111n1 Mir AND fouzht the NA) A gi erszy Twa nu: Am) is IN SO OiOrr A IDr tNI) Sr thwz ION It tio AND 111EN gain 1 ND IS itet Itenistitto: I '10 1-1611T a reltt- 111 Mall IN MIME liew thotrA I) 1111:111 31 nte Atr lir Avtt ANA) my only vtly di 1111t1 Fil TI tetr II I AN rigta-P it illti IS Til '14'1' nitiv it' tNI) It thattta 11iz OF GrOttit VIII I (1: III NI tit tie Olt II T' it is Vs!) TIIEN ngaill 711 Vc 1'01' 11 sr ks1H1 nv IN 1 iiaI 1 'III NI yea by 'RI r'1 1 i I by Intl I THE hotel I i VNI) Tillfi tire i is Milt I NO 1 i)Nli fig 1 1113 STAitt ii) 1 ON ilimniIn 1 ANI) iih: woiblit't ilnL 1 i 1 I 1rn I at STanOr tr1 Ito hit'r utlnli (qvo 4oltifillov th1t) it man tterg irig kt I 1 rot (i4rt-PA taiqo tover tl de 11s 1rIng the kitr A-L4 (:11 pvder fr Army THE DEBT FTnANflux Nome way you should see noso IIIVICS And road the truth that like a lantern shines Through every wistful word: If you hhOthill Mtumble haok into the pri Along the bridgo of memory over a vast ity14 sec (kUply 15t1Fred Then 5on will know I ha ve a debt to pay A dht that I have owed am slie the day WW1 youth and love Inthud 'tk hen 13 onto hn ntl in naltd 140 eta While earth and elty thvir laviFil splendors Merit To match rattlant rnool IC lomA tblY OPniewhere you should real theme words And hoar love singi ng through them all like Idrdm That VOICP thefr joy a ndl vralme Then know that ell theme years I owel this: The memory of an April mornings Mims Thu Ilfo toNet't 1111411YS! PRESS OPINION PROttRAM FOR CALENDAR REFORM ATTRACTL ATTENTION OF PUBLIC ot tralcmhir reform upon through the IIII Introdo puhlie Attention hnq 1t) torlIISThl ee1 In the House hNI Pentt-teorat Porter cf tog! for conference with other iffitiono i dla eitiott'l by the pr000 with eniblatolo ot c'ttinst the people of the od10 elt the Uniform thirteen-month progrim I himt thie propose' refrM the Itohes'er TImeIbbm fin! -3 boot of oinivent repreFleillittita1 of finance commerce iminotry In airtime railway bibor aml the brew' Tile complei ImmInsq In whih Ito live sayn tho Timootintrin "ipt ail Fri tli that ve are hettlening to Atibrechre the ineffictencv nr the fo'tern of the ywir illo "Since the iileinhr ne a Therionre time for twin'" convenlem ol'oervem Uldirtea ton Tinily Mali oiA been ebaneed a number tt tq vitImot Intertetimr in revnLir tnrh cround Ito ort with the lereth nt the WIN or that of the weck i it hri it I-Tont-hi Or ore vented cirthio31 or Cool nn1 IN nt rnotIII for o1IeIe! hive neither rioon nor friPen be anAA of sueh reibliitto nig no ft hao blenoed imitildmi to make went' npneiir ii tbe wobt totIIIAr If It rtne ux rttritol'ne oLlf aro bavo foliiied ore nnother witliont InnAti sinee the tit-rne of r-niin" the (ht'iit' I ally T7 POW 'anel it remain for mlern men rPrrhrtit the rlt nhir tI eult the tomla lifted tn rrI temltm-ont ity 1111 to 1ir-re the Ile v-41r tblinn montLm 17 dn new elihilort ne time tot' lr RN-es will onnsiLer It thIe ti III tIes WItr loisinss non iv iin: ni1 -104 tLe ir thirteen 110111 The finil nromotion 0 t111111 ta I wort' if liocheiocr The id 'Noah! wog It111 half taitid TA TO for if'W e11Cn(hr Is 11 port iitpraf4PItatii tifth 111 in th Inworr by the 1irbbNews with the coin inaon 't iJe conrd I to fae ant new hNtigt Lowever 1 i fttOIA or unstisfarLry tbe ideent atmWon i The Virairla taber that "no harm rstn tiolte the Adoption of tbet Porter resolution end the cAsIIIAtin of other tint' n4 A evstem thIrteo irsnths of coorit lenrth trim advittagi it it c371 ililfrmly with'It too inu11 the dectareo the AlhanY ''sTs thti it 1419 I nem hi'? hos the rotut III l'l trl hr1111 to lk In' itri nI ludy sr1 1121virtzi tin The tefrt a thc 1v th Pan-American ntni that 0-ber tordtte" 1N- 1tilted rtIlInher of Cmtnorc hpen Ptailiirg lL filt10t" "Anyone v10) Rtarts oht to inAtto 1111 ulisre LnR ii ob on hiA 114101 Flys tint Villa DAIv tLi 'the thI'--11titst Jtstrorsoinuls of for eenturlett vrs'11 MI thio priltu and that "the wiocs ri cf time contribute'l their best 'tom on the he itullettn centime-it "There Imo bhell ono Importsnt chrtne In the Titht ilM ill 15 II ir lv Junto wos II II' Ai 11- Hr If NIr sh p)On4 still grtter ininrovnolit Lot will LII It a place in "Th 1Irt Is i11rt in nstly to the olst no tionlit it win tilos ho 1k upon vten light satin4I IA firm irrtn1 tint ii inttrfi Ti fhsl la I till' f1 how arid i) 14! tilifilShirra Plulgent Paragraphs In't 1li1S trn Orr4'111P1 NoW litit it tot i ii the rorrotings svill toonolurty1 toopo000 loos The Payton Pally Ntottso Sending a AVOTIVITI to prison for on four liotuur law convictions would that StIMP thrt jurorm may hro tforott hoor tothers tStoringliold Ohio News-Sun A bonier la 'Inapt fnl 210 for niirn less shooting It seerop 110 be shot by mistake wilt a Detroit News Led the tainistors 11410 bliqten tto Ref i ind have a golf game leridd Cheap for the Pennsylvank pn11 ir tn be S1lit1 N0111114 iiiij oossitily of the inems by which 14tined their Hones l'Ittsi urtia It -tlAzeite An English had pupost sIow isp hotor ears tit tallwaY trosstagm by hotting dItelies arross the Illghwa With rePpeet to effinlenes the lord hap the Omaha 110 110 po fit 12 In I' tr4 tho s'io 1-1 Of if his woth is ivw 11ii wont icov gilePtie and pih ni irin CI i ti un i'' V-o ileVe1 to WI Id Al ---VIt 14 1i-111 I IIZAIITI-- Nrk ho 1 i lry re 11e1 11 Inv Tinini 1(t Is i 144 l'! I ildy culif- 7si 01 dlIniw1 as ai 10 ri Ili he arttiiigiiv himn II k12 iNc 4 vr 110' 11s 1 tlwin ark! hi H4 tiPm iry qi l'r I -I tip ini Lis ''s ilii I Iiiil th 1117iiNink- rni ichich vis tho hp i1o1 tir) t1t11 r1 bI----3 hP htA Ili' II lw Is iri in the front or tho bk thhill oh! thPal hAt ur I tffil 'In I lAalkiIL7 th which v14 tho tiheit 'Jr) trAle hP lii rt' ii lir Is in the rroto or the hk wog Tral))ers and Fur IK't! a 1170' fr Ile I 1gt 1 Id4 rtr 14 Told -ItImo Kttt4o the 14 4 IIy "tral'Pels" ml IL tt trad Int rot 4 ti i 1 NV 144 Oh a Itmt 11f "id 11141 it rmlhd t14 4 iitt! tikiLstig t4 In I ot to tine 4 looIpI4 l4uir 1 Ey1i! tL laterall Ind Tdrg I I rf'11! I I II ug 11! I 1r on I titit olVt' 11110318 LS I n'Inlonois a1141 P4 to I IL II 1' rc11g t41 44441 114 inroN 111 thf psrs 11e pvsrs if Tot ortolt ri 'Ati hot helleled outFekd to 'LINO disthd pop11Alri tti0 t4t lo4 Nut tond1I the Ntitx ttn0 told th thilumtry dktitht Addition to hor niiuY of 111'dee--4 It OppeIIM 01 he 11 ho ItI fl dorver Th extiotih or no th s10- 1-x Ace ille told Ilre ti0cothlrig onotooloit t-colo0 but NittlOy of the Otheeti flpvarm In no nt Igtitto of coltorsw It ther01y shows Ito how lIttle MOW oor NVo tc knOV11 nr ttiot 1 there ift ft wt hire Itiokit14' on a I few 14Lovivi hot Nv nevr wouI )1 reeled inir rt-Intionhip to ILA tii1t sh roto the hilt Maybe Not ft' 4t of )1111y 11 A ton Wit Co4 shommont that 't1J I' t- 11r (11 iit ar 1ow1 tho rapid floCotacort of thn prasnt gatenton of '1' eato 1 at tii oller tio) 111 114 II 'la the Ca! ha hal las ta at len nahil futto the 1t Rt Thr tliatt it salt it 9 tilt th fnd 011101 lh iy th JI CI riev ittal the linittan is 1te tt ata Ita it stet to his VA intln hitt II attr van It sutitix will he seltel 1k traat11e to Etiv jIr fowhh I ft ttna tt1 in their of or wilt Ili tnt giNing tirPttt re netrsts 1 ga V14 Wt i 11t WWII 14N cxpfsdaid 1 linate in-artintents Ind Ir mi s1 Ier a pieture TT IT ATT TT ITT hT1 1 et TT riT hlit en1- ea I I 1 L1 arid T-T xe II it thot litiTe TTtT1- NT to ITe (i I '1 tif fTiTeTmal Ty Tr I it t74! vItTI 1 1 ol1 thentsh( 4 1-e ore or the I oft of l'151 Eith ty 1e a i-o 11 sense (4 htimr pr thy haviit 1-- The Reco btieves to be and pubilahing 011 1t (i 4 0 rr tl ifis 1st a sk ries to In I Volifig' reties ti trais 1 M'I1Y rot' pet Is thi 11 e) oktristopet II AC()T(1114 tf) 11 "baok trailer nst of this eel Those nho fi Wig ktin Jilti ilPIllsfthvg 14) th i IIo 1 serst a thst of tho eirth tit Dilist needs vr re tt nethitig ti on riolot ditty thou gh vie ete F11411194 vI Mal here Me come fij thou he ght of again and again he to of f) or tquitrwm radii k1Is Like 111(' Pri geour hut is that a IJre On tt lorovt re diseevere4 Ilip 141 athentoring into trial! to traverse star as II gtille I rki A trs (er itte tiottf those unto I heii Iy lileyehs lye or hying 11A I 1'1 and illstil CIllti There is that al IiiW 110f' tdltlit it Golden Rule te III ng I till( II) Profess( FIZO7k1 the proliahltit tile regular rout telio(ds The rho nhieh it will be various Moir) I Voted to listening sithue to of siud Ptlions of nip sit rade has leo I Of InWIcal itaitiu teari Leetures i anti FtegratIty tir 11 inI The idea Noithl lint OubJ1' (8 Colild i'll of school ehthbe for eo-oliiration grade the pit11 Might onle to end or edhatell fill (I heeded break iti (lass I tore appitnntly I The 1801i1 1 atieerlitives In noints Ve TlitlY 11111ist a HD 11Ii- sl 1 11 a or out I 0 lil that IIIu Itne 1411 doltg Vs11t ii 111i1 the C11)10yrwld licii the eihlt (le wot Id? rteii th same i i- CI- ler I eus 6 th ioliht 'tile Sal Till tort NV pubni es I) year 'I ile are so fir gtc 2 ro i isg III it 11' It il1 I i4 rwilp141f1 The trveitrei twa ttrt Volt Vol I's a unit of I hit ie 0 them the hostedi to the ir teiId 'e are iiii 1y It Ii '''''t o'11 tiletos ths -I: It ''11-xtit in IolIcr re 4 T'if doI1trtt ee 'ortit ittoeig ti 7 (- WO i' I 0 It NY rill i ikit 4 ii sopeati i si ol'd tiI i I sosedithi tiie i tsnr: year 'ii It ete 7 last II' tf i I t' 11i1 'c 11' ''1 0 i (111-p: fle 1 4- I I tiII1 I thyLa 107 mosimmagassammanowl The blieves to he and publishing On 44 tcr ha a Heti 'us 10314 tetleS nt11 thy ipowte1 t11Y torue1 ckt thatoPcd tho secoding to "bak trailers" nwst of this Those Who Kitt tiltt thetneelsen to t) tortinue the thr tho earth uh rol4st otteim ere of 1111eg en though Ice were F1141194 cc make here We eetile a thnught of th! again and figaitt to the Itpthm of nquirrdm racing istwelp Like Ithrni tile going hut co that Ice arc on discov( red the Elect sthenturing into trails to traverse star lie a guide 4 er tiothg those thinvs ty 11 yhe a-r IliTg nnttlt-t1 atal distinct There is that Ats now 1ittst tdloWell It 101 le to tI io1( 14) Professor FIZO7k1 atiOng tho prahaldilty the regular roursom 1hocIs The Nktilh it 1011 he tiro tn voted to 111tning t' siudi' faqtlons tho cat shradY has Pio 11)1JIcal 3ar- Ieoturos am geowraphy rtro lot Ilia atithr01m SithjrI ttt Coal taam or school 11)1'ho) for co-tataratiall Might ome to Ptill rr dn11111 nitittqliy fl braak lu i las turo lbe suptrltt1vos in nil Ve 1 a Hot 1 or IN 1 that 114 hoon donig Vsht i moo tho the 0110' a wot Id? to (to tr) tho to th for i th rate rfttl: 'tart NVOrli yent 1 tie err ita fir iztatt lLg l'Amod141f1 trv11n4 teat ard Jrt kit tintt Ot I th the tenetats ere wit f4it ill iq1r i'Artit dn ahsver I TTt rTIT T'T! Tt TTTTTTITThTT TT tIT ytTr itf etTT last t' NI-'1 tl 0 (111 I i-! 1 Is ti oh tifyLa eltleatt011til Sonic INtt 1ir or rirk Nino titado dresins cf sntploylog tho roll' Iii II1I atnt tilve fott in far stilistiat of study in th thn exhort crloot in Ills praphloay rnatroon nt 1h 11ts to thilola iknl si too 1TV titrxtv put la tlIP iJiiiit for It Ito ail: I hon tho rVartolit to thirty ittintito perlals tort" II itt tI II ttar to a loontltist le-toro on tho non ttlth ix 'oak is hao Plititntd to the tlitf tiat 1 '1111 Ituto the Stat of hout 1IV awl ft tor tho radio in tile coat's ILO tp toO tit renott the itit01 fortotHy tien( ito-httletom laid out tor li itie 11:1111 for thkt (1' the soxf or alal hh-toty linoth-ht lItIturo hy tti-th too! aro oortlin I- taoi to to ti iootita lortty toolidoli PO tin r')1 tip 1 roilllotoll i to hal: cOl1111tt I of Most pricthal told that will not 1-I ott1 tot IA It on thp various allot 1)1t it It taal0 etiataCt With itilni418 11'MSlht alPr1F-ir1! for tla ari oaly tirrAntoal stution In tho htsi rook lir situllar But thole) a 1 at to tirotI A tho tf ih colit0 t-iiitntrv girls II tad ho fikt tt find t1i( rdjn ho nolos to tho 1111 la ith i 110 NA ill 4o01011 stantitrtlizatin1 now ad- two tt thrt 0 I TI on tiare i th 1otolo itt'lavo to do onattli toohlu: Ito ta I loom tri 'II it i 1111 Id ft LU thoto xhh ht ii tiov vottly boa- Hat la of ilia ri the! i gr rt toIlHott ttt of nittnnor of tiFo Ho: la I 0 pho thra aro not Am sow 0 110 fl 11''1'1' rr-nt l'" thy silo! vtgan a I i yhaga a tat i hi Tsk ti i 10:1 1'1 It 1011(0V our TatuT1 in 10 'rho 'prt or an ti in aiaoF rap 10 am tjt flop toti la tho parto ono natur31 than tut' yffli? 11lick WHO (Iona to Clis tr()-1)holot)ral)liv it ta rtatti av Rots it 1 daog to th tile 110Itteit a talriott 'that all Inn kilt In virls Ntrwe I a '1(q I's Phil! II Nrsit I-s favtIP lie thcn thc' 111ving Th 01 4t pl That fte 11i1 hi just a pi iw L11 tt 1 u111 is frhat a Iteatt 11Att letes titt ft Eat illfl VIII I I t' a i' hi) (IOU' Of athl two: the shit trttattit Is tiCI It Ill Awl 4lill! Ir- oh twifiy It intlitttet Itleta It tterth a hittlata dallatm ithtt it tteti11 cteLt it IIiie 'log 111it I ylli)Ir (4 i 01It lit 0 ill Ink wttrItt Ittm le tat t-tittottlittett anti that a re'attl ftl' llilllll'l II liIVll IY'A tile s111IIzall1 tt fahtittem am tit tattitatter hat't'l entl It Fr 1ctImi us ()liters Ilielt) It advtf's the svmhohization faiolliom kM ullatatter arid tctIMI IIS ()1lters telt) It Answers to Hesith Outstions tt hot owtst-t4 'tremor- "chills" In and rirtrund tho talon? Wtott is the eittso "o4tIttnirtrtot: orilto1 gttrol to the' pysttoo? 4 bfOfa high ITIond prelowls? l'h iditor IM ottt VItlti doe to POOI a roodowt otrAt ilf III Th0 I VrttpUr atilt 1111rv Vt oftn t14 ii i3o ittlostio11 I Itro or d4 Ind corroct ILA trrollTio tr'or fur Oro- ltrlot Ti ii i stamped Nott- 3 It i I 1tly authartiat Mit 110110 4 ft04 1ay to! dut to I ti of 4 l'rrper Ii trot cotto For fur tio-rr inforthi11r1 ot a ott-fotr-sd onlolopo to1 iu it grotion 1st in I 41 to te IlirreT7 A Wolght re1-lion I otontlY Of Hottcootr 114 IN Of I 11 1r'11111 P11 111 1rt yrorr To( srTr11 tr- 11C liet11 1 In tho Ii tut topP111ly I the loner I ui of titt 'f114 conWion toy 10 do Ttrvous 'I to I op DT la! flTrr toor8 TDi rr 11ttty of 11or Atoll on' vonIr ti tprAt ypllr 1 1iLur rr4trrr Just the Baer Facts By Arthur Tugs" Till oohi 'tiij1 1)' emMgN fx11 Cr 49 do relit rm! anit rowee fit Ilii ititta att te11 1Viiii Noll to 11 one Year wini the tst iit tbe 11P II i V111 Stil by141m iy vl 41ung yoo tJ 4 odh revered etuirgei 'Ito lioohlet is a very hfindy of The idea or CIMtM14 The kiiivus ynhi tho trwild thinking Elting a tiiiigrani aliniist firtitession First yoll Y11 are going to t-sy yml IIi SePsi l'al 11W- the irho tho IP ytM litP11 imt Now' I t'itcli in yoor inoutit tiod dip the pen hi our uir in the thltil fourth alxth eheeta of a al'7a'4ea Ot a dumb-belt start i A fi(p iiIifl with your Short 114ty i for io minutes the ohl Idft ui hink of is a vast ipmhtt tiie AV hoohlft is pry handy You pit to No 31 all sty that" ro-ds Om privilege or at old hi nd I send you elirodnios stdno thleg looomot old soleothe the 'i-i for lerptexed think or Low hippy everybody HI be with a tPlugratil in his stixhing In return you grt No 12 "The khops have so I autifill things it's lowilikrIng Ill 1tve the mite thin ti1 yuu 'Aterry Christ- Inas" In this toleratit hder refuses the responsWility of being inipliioted In the sele tion of 00r gift ATA on Chrhtmig Fst Of gAllwr AMMO 1110 ieu Mii) rid the lou(i est telPgriini ti or hr 124 1A101 1'n it )'s tuallp equal 10 tho 1 for 1111To ling An Eastern inventor kis tl-visNI nn untoNthitl) r(j1IIIfs nothing hut water fir 7jo CAP Milne IM 114 jit 1)W: As to 11vthhige 1y tho or il )1111 Utt'et I th oosthth 111 the Ahn Arhtr Daily Ing Into Ow tato considelinz It In il- 01IL1 the Prusont rhight rkoilly soy that the refl) )1c1' Pr's ht tn! IlloA10 the flaw hay (11titto contIAt lo-ns with the Vito tlna vh-ro i04 nre itrrtantly In- the haoge could cone hitork for exini! Might At1 11)1 resonahle "Ti i challongl'h2: 1h11 4itt htht) ml ml 4411001dt Atlittli Jourh1 itro how t14 its alvcic44 i 1 r)1 It is thoir hope to hae 110 trolor) of the world on a thirteen-moilth vYllr 1:113 mhen Jan 1 falls on Smola lilt this end In vtlog thoy are 4triving for tin 1)tional (orlfrenep NVhile the -11e111-ir I 1401erA ore ot it is tespeetfolly gf1 that tto night mMP111 ther 1194ant that all mild ym should il1y it might he veil too if rho nowta' crt holidays Nvere loatorally v1" 111: lk11711CvOINOLcliDcOTEllt0 IWINDFlasYtiN diffi(ulty SOIN Ing 1110 'XiII 111110'11 110 an x-i'residolli RIGHT ANGLEs lather ho knows mett xvell Nviett tioe soon to he en OA r'j to 10 AiolEx A 1) it cit 1 RN it hints It vI t10 I 1-ts DEATH BOATS 11:1 15t 1111 01 jh it been a thati-srni lob 1VIIVN inn" briik 0 and lin NM' he ntit'oil to his hoar 19194 lifrisiiits almost Nobody will betrinigethetn 140 I i 0101 1111k 1)0110is 000 If Mini th vtro remind1 ho he or tiotore he vtrio Ili tOn PrOii111Y 1P V0111 1 hnl ti110 tor 101 Ik nig 1' lin 111101 101i IIk 111111si I0V11til111 lie will to'quile higioir hoube Mit that is a matter yet to tie deelded liot try ilomo today 'm not naval solenee hut art (41111114'ms reitetionm iiiii thffit hut k11h I len LI nril in 110011 It SiiiI1 1110part11111N1 authority flint god thein Anti groanyi an i Ir 10011011401 1101 1 ached lei deolsion about vo his futlive engagements 13e taim money enotitzh tor los nes ds nVV11 In! I1001d10 1I ri ft 1'" talighifeot lnglit to thoir rooroi Nn" V'ito lief ot Me Munched far Jov IITt with a payroll and tie blob Moo but death got ono of them 2-tt Iit thoili4h tool idirdir my the 0f)11r It 11t" ''t uIriIICIII wiikri's it Is not behaved that lie would rare for ri long harlot' Anil toe haked tnory)n who last night of ineetivity ills friends say that he Is dreamed of aifinertoe through (Tittle end In- ellned to e11100t himself N0 11 00111101111101z 100111 0111 1 1'11 111 Sing Sing for Wei Ile took i 1aroa1 ttas it the line of publio vervie They also hint that air) III it rwnt Stalo Las a high phiee alfertions and that Itn IS to receive hos or l'oetonotu on a spre llo to Siroet for a wild ariay of death litohsills from Vet wont moureos lint liorn traoste theire is no suggestion tha Ir has ennimitted hunks S'- the stock gamider sneaking through of the numerous positions with I he 11idowyt ollehi catch the Idooa in an whiell his name has been connected in ollintal iineons brolors I11ye tltr it big killing An't thk I A deatilloiat indoodi the relents l'1 plans to make him a Senator kit 100tistitI't ig a lifeboat timl the from Niaohustts or otherwle draw him into Ihi 'r that NYol km no 111 to one's neighloim tool tim loom' licit harbors love MI tile art Ir ih" President Hine true to fora) tile patotbrt iis eloquent HII iit as a imottouot Ii will I rlortiwd of his iniontiors loot he i tidy bigiere tioito is Ti tired almo-A what 'Po re aro lifelmets and ii athisiats 11) king Yearly St11 In" he will do after Ito quits the NVIiite -y Ile svn't have to wait itr a Joh if be wants It twist IJo almost wmth 1ieih4 to have tiivi and if in doesn't he ill have to rlifftthe do It orator a NVIL In irlorlda--Tne ruin in 1up1rg the wolt from the I larristiurg Telegraph rein COOLIDGE NOT WORRYING MR COOLIDGE NOT WORRYING 1: anpoarm to hove 10 "''t v111' 110 tzdher I iv xvell Nvilat ote lnt so) to he t1 rIfsl to (h) Itt) II't "'1 II" it 11a4 f0111 los--d(1Y a Job It ham been job 1t11 NCI null' to him of came then lie will go I' IC to st aml things I I h14 or t-111111y ton 'rohally restd0 1101 tttiti tor lime he acquit SaleSMen9S rolI le i111111 Ins "112g'r f'n'! 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