The Miami Herald from Miami, Florida • 112

4B TV-radio Saturday February 23 1980 Spy Ranks Can Survive Without Her minutes to make me talk or five minutes to make is about as clever as gets Various other examples of lousy writing and cretinous acting could be hauled out but enough is enough Compared to this wretched enterprise Dukes of is marvelously entertaining Lemme out of here dren's show will make his first appearances on Ch 12:30 pm newscasts review movies theater and occasionally television And finally Ch 4 will air reruns of the superb series at 5:30 pm weekdays starting March 17 Repeats of the popular comedy now in its eighth season on CBS have scored huge ratings in a number of other major cities Ch 4 programmers have scheduled the show directly preceding the local newscast a smart move if does as well here as it has elsewhere In the course of two very very long hours Sharpe does battle with Anita Ekberg (what a porker) a barrel-bodied woman athlete who has a touch of moustache and a horny hayseed villain who utters such profundities as "You look hotter than a radiator cap on a '29 There are some gimmicks here a jet-powered hang-glider for instance but all of them are of such poor quality that one practically cries for the old shows- RICHARD MAIBAUM who wrote the screenplays for the James Bond movies Goldfinger and Dr No is responsible for the script and he has apparently lost whatever touch he once had going to spare you lengthy recitation of the pinheaded dialogue here but suffice it to say that "Five (SHE) to be specific who attempts to protect the world's oil supply from the clutches of the evil Omar Sharif and his equally evil organization PPP (what that stands for I even want to guess) I SUPPOSE SHARPE is meant to be attractive in this she has a rep as some sort of looker but her face appears rather squashed as if a cartoon sledgehammer had inflicted permanent damage Crushed face or not Sharpe trots about the world in pursuit of bad guys one of whom is Omar-the-no-longer-so-magnificent There is a hint of a love affair between them but little more than a hint In all sorts of encounters Sharpe seems to use her body to defend truth justice and the American way though this is never made explicit thank goodness By STEVEN REDDICLIFFE Hr14 Ttltvitlon Wrltr If this rule written somewhere it should be: Never trust a film in which a villain says to a heroine over If this is said in the first several minutes you might as well call it quits right then and there Here comes and lo and behold a villain says "The over baby" Not in the first few minutes mind you but in the first few seconds Touch that dial Airing tonight at 9 on WTVJ (Ch 4) is one of the most miserable television movies in ages a cheap-jack James Bond-type thing that has not one redeeming feature Cornelia Sharpe is a woman secret agent a hazards programs Cornelia Sharpe not very ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES: Marc Goldberg will shout his last sports report for WTVJ (Ch 4) on March 7 Goldberg who has been the midday sports reporter since July is returning to WVIT in New Britain Conn where he worked before being hired by Ch 4 Sally Fitz most recently a reporter for WTCN in Minneapolis starts March 3 as a general assignment reporter for WCKT (Ch 7) Jack Metzger will be the new arts reviewer for WPLG (Ch 10) Metzger who has worked on the and chil HEAR Dr George Sweeting President of Moody Bible Institute and Anita Bryant WPBT-PBS WTVJ-CBS 0 WPTV-NBC WCIX-TV WCKT-NBC (D WPLG-ABC 0 WPEC-ABC 0 WLRN-TV ETV ffi WLTV 0D WCIX UHF CD WHFT WKID OCEANFRONT C)jORECRtSTMrE( VZl IN THE LINCOLN HOAD AREA dbl occ FM! 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BJ and the Bear (See Best Bets) 1 hr 10:00 03) Local News Prime Time Saturday Segments: satirist Mark Russell and the problems with Federal Trade Commission regulations 1 hr 3) Boxeo International 10:30 03) Enfoque 0) ON TV: Movie 11:00 Benny Hill Local New 03) The Adventures of Superman To Be Announced 11:30 0 Crimea of Passion TV Movie Part 1 1974-Ben Gazzara Leslie Caron Lee Remick An American author accuses a Jewish doctor of war crimes Good OEE) Movie 1963 Michele Morgan Hildegarde Neff A swindler rents a country house invites women over robs and murders them 2 hrs 30 mins Fair Saturday Night Live Host Kirk Douglas Musical guest: James Brown 90 mins Olympics Review 11:45 Movie "The Laughing 1973: Walter Matthau Bruce Dern Two policemen try to solve murders involving a bus Fair 12:00 3) Sabado Loco Loco Reach Out 0) Steve Cohen 12:30 0 Star Hustler 0) Get Smart 1:00 Second City TV 0 Comedy Shop 0) K-102 Video Rock 1:30 Don Rock Concert 0) Movie 1937: Leslie Howard Humphrey Bogart Joan Blondell Hollywood spoof about banker who tnes to straighten film company's finances Good 2:00 3) Movie Prince of 1966 Christopher Lee Barbara Shelley Two couples spend a night with Dracula 2 hrs Fair 3:30 0) Movie "A Farewell to 1932 Gary Cooper Helen Hayes American soldier falls in love with British nurse during World War I Good 4:00 £0 Movie "Gammera the 1966 Brian Donlevy Albert Dekker An atomic blast awakens a giant turtle Poor RE-DISCOVER PEACE and QUIET at Los(lod iCdk AN AFFORDABLE COUNTRY CLUB COMMUNITY 3Iore Olympics The Winter Olympics coverage from Lake Placid NY continues Events include figure skating speed skating slalom 90-meter ski jumping cross country and bobsledding The Games hit the airwaves from 12:30 to 3:30 pm and again at 8 pm on Chs 10 and 12 Missing Sister BJ and the Bear hire friends Eyes of a group of pretty female private detectives to find little sister after she disappears from a Hollywood party where a woman is found dead Greg Evigan plays BJ the show airs at 9 pm on Chs 7 and 5 morning highlights 10:30 Offl Creature Feature to the Center of 1967 Scott Brady Gigi Perreau Time machine sends group of people into prehistoric times and to the future 90 mins Poor afternoon 12:00 Claasic Theatre a Super Stake CD Road to Moscow OS) Wrestling Hot Hero Sandwich $100000 Name That Tune QD Weekend Special 3) Burbujas 0) Estampas Colombianas 12:30 Tarzan and the Super Seven Winter Olympics (See Best Bets) 3 hrs ffi Sports Specials a Cita Con Armando 1:00 0 The Best of Brazilian Television REPEAT Candice Bergen is host for this look at TV in Brazil 1 hr (D Marcus Welby MD 03) Movie 1949 Kirk Douglas Marilyn Maxwell Boxer works his way to the top but gets involved with gangsters 2 hrs Good Movie Farewell to A 1957: Rock Hudson Jennifer Jones World War I story of American soldier who falls in love with British nurse 3 hrs Fair 3) Lucha Libre 1:30 30 Minutes American Biographies 3) Noches Tapatias CD Journey to Adventure 0) ON TV: B-ball 2:00 Movie from the Planet of the Apes" 1971: Roddy McDowell Kim Hunter Intelligent simians return from the future become celebrities and warn people of nuclear holocaust 2 hrs Good (D Movie 1966: Jennifer Jones Michael Parks Man has relations with woman and her dadghter 2 hrs Poor 2:30 0 FYI: Coal Power ffl Legacy in America 3) Embaiadores de la Music Colombians Alpine Sports Special 3:00 03) Movie 1947: Joan Caulfield Claude Rams A meek radio commentator murders Ins ward 2 hrs Fair Freestyle 3) Rma (P Hopalong Cassidy 3:30 0 Issues and Editors Pro Bowlers Tour The Ford Open from North Olmstead Ohio 90 mins NCAA Basketball Alabama at Vanderbilt 41D0 0 Palm Beach County Report Sports Spectacular Lightweight boxing match: Howard Davis vs Vilomar Fernandez Live from Atlantic City NJ 1 hr (D Movie 1969: Robert Redford Gene Hack-man An undisciplined skier gets a chance to make it in the Olympics 90 mins Good Movie Goodbye 1969 All MacGraw Richard Beniamin A young man falls love with girl from a wealthy family 2 hrs Good SEBRINGLAKE PLACID IN SOUTH CENTRAL FLORIDA 21 LAKES WITH SOME OF THE BEST LARGE-MOUTH BASS FISHING IN FLORIDA! 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