The Miami Herald from Miami, Florida • 263

a sltAilMftil 1 i ij TitTi sle Um sji is' 1 ll i Jr sTo television sets Conrad Patrick the weekend host is a former radio disk jockey from Michigan about all he shares with Dixon The men claim that they respect each other but each admits that the style is well different Dixon is a night-owl by nature Patrick is not It shows Dixon will pinch his own nose to indicate his opinion of the grade movie about to see Patrick seems to feign some enthusiasm for the rubbish really comes across like all in the same boat says a 30-year-old fan of the show knows this stuff is a pile of crap but he says it a pile of crap for Patrick leaves viewers with the impression that he was destined for better things had people ask me you drunk on the air last and say but I sure was Two nights a week is more than enough for me I think I could take it the way Dave says Patrick a national Dixon says of network programming in general want to bite the hand that feeds me but really so frustrating to watch what doing There been anything exciting since Saturday Night Live and that fun anymore Chevy Chase must have been much more important than we programs bloopers and all present a more realistic picture than glossy canned stuff he argues was watching Hollywood Squares the other day and you could see the screen jump You knew edited something and the thing they edited probably offend you and it offend me and it offend 80 per cent of the people I like to see somebody say something outrageous on TV only works when live when happening The things that have killed broadcasting in Sure slapstick but it Stern proudly notes that strangers constantly approach him say and when he acknowledges they begin shaking their fingers at him Such is the vanity press of local broadcasting are certain sponsors who use the commercials and appearances to make themselves says Dixon used to think it had no value but I discovered it really paid off for some of these advertisers knew a guy who just seemed like such a jerk on the air that I thought he was harming himself I guess he kind of sensed what my attitude was he told me I know I come off like a jerk on the air but when these people want to buy a refrigerator rather buy it from a jerk than a sharp guy They feel more at ease with a jerk as real as a Barrie Golder says his Night Owl Boutiques in Miami and Fort Lauderdale are a by-product of the All Night Show He advertised a on the show and found hundreds of people who want to buy clothes after midnight realize that not just weirdos and freaks who watch the he says defensively Sure you have some but the average person realize how many people work at night Here in the Fort Lauderdale post office for example there are 800 people who work the night shift And got people who work late in restaurants and hospitals Taxi drivers People who sleep most of the day and enjoy watching TV when they get home You get off work at 5:30 pm and go straight to bed would Golder claims he gets a clientele between midnight and 6 am serious shoppers not the kind you get during the day the women with their crying infants the browsers the kids running around tearing things off the racks You have that at At night customers buy drink coffee and watch the All Night Show on the Helps Shrink Swelling Of Hemorrhoidal Tissues Due To Inflammation Relieves Pain Itch Gives prompt temporary relief ia many cases from hemorrhoidal pain and burning itch in such tissues let discomfort rob you of fun Just a few drops of quickly dries-out water plugged ears and helps prevent ear infections (otitis externa) Get back into the swim an exclusive formulation which actually helps shrink the painful swelling of hemorrhoidal tissues caused by inflammation In many cases the first applications give prompt relief for hours from itching and pain in hemorrhoidal tissues Tne sufferer first notices relief from such painful discomfort Then this medication helps to gently reduce swelling of hemorrhoidal tissues Tests conducted by doctors on hundreds of patients in New York City Washington DC and at a Mid west Medical Center showed this to be true in many cases The medication used by doctors in these tests was Preparation -the same formula you can buy at any drug counter without a prescription Preparation also lubricates the affected area to protect the inflamed irritated surface and so helps make bowel movements more comfortable There is no other formula like Preparation Ointment and suppositories Use only as directed TROPIC July 9 1978 29.