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2.E-Gazefte Telegraph Sunday, Aug. 29, 1976 ERMA ROM RECK Humor No Cure for The Bombeck Family MR. AND MRS. CLYDE 0. MILLER Millers To Celebrate 50th Mr.

and Mrs. Clyde 0. Miller of 1112 N. Swope St. will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary Sept.

5 hi an open house at East United Methodist Church. The affair will be hosted by their children. Miller and Gladys Dougherty were married Sept. 4. 1923 in Littleton.

Miller is a retired Yoder farmer and is now em- ployed part-time at Bishop Hill Tool Repair Shop. Mrs. Miller is a former practical nurse. They have lived here for 21 years. They have four children.

Raymond L. Miller, Lucy Jean McCutchen, Frieda and Alyce Jane Petrie, They also have 14 grand- child.ren a 3 great-grandchildren. I was watching a situation comedy series the other night of a typical American family. This family laughed until they got sick. Every time daddy opened his mouth, he was a scream.

The mother was a stitch. And the kids were absolute geniuses at spewing out hParious retorts. I looked around at our group. My husband was deeply depressed over the paper. looked like that since he let his GI insurance lapse.) One child was on the phone insisting, believe every minute and a half.

Another was locked in his room with the stereo on and the other was staring morosely into the refrigerator waiting for something to embrace him. know the trouble with this family? not funny. A'l the other families in the world are sitting around throwing away one-liners and having a barrel of laughs. Five-0 gets more laughs than we The next night as I heard my car in the garage I shouted, gang, heeeereeeees said our son, it our father whose wallet is full of big bills all the matter with asked my husband, on your feet. Has your car been said our youngest.

(I almost fell off the chair.) said a son, do you get if you take a fender from a Chevy, the chrome from a Ford and the hubcaps from a I shook my head. rubber hose up your I said amid laughter. said my husband, thought you were going to straighten up the I asked, it (Group doubling over.) did you hear Mel just got a poodle for his wife? wish I could make a trade like he said. said our daughter, dog just ate meat he said, buy you another Mother poked her head in the door. any We all slumped in our chairs exhausted.

Thank Ciod for commercials. A' ...1 i'j MR. AND MRS. NEWBERT K. NORTON Nortons To Celebrate 50th Mr.

and Mrs. Newbert K. Norton of 530 N. Custer St. will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary Sept.

5 at an open house from 2 to 5 p.m., at their home. Norton and Thelma E. Hunter were married Sept. 5. 1926 in Nacogdoches, Tex.

Norton is a retired chef and former owner of the Angelos Restaurant at 711 N. Tejon St. Mre. Norton was employed by St. Francis Hospital for 18 years.

They are both members of the American Association of Retired Persons. WHITE If a wash-and-wear garment has turned yellow, soaking in a commercial color remover often will restore its whiteness. Solid Sef If a thin slice is taken off the bottom of a half grapefruit. it will sit solidly on its plate. DR.

BROTHERS Quiz ToGauge Space Awareness If your bathtub makes you It can be permanently refinished to a lasting brilliance that's guaranteed! Call "Glaze of Colorado" 471 726 How does our environment affect us psychologically? What are space needs? Compare your views with those of some experts in this true-false quiz. 1. The kind of house we choose to live in is determined primarily by the size of our wallet. 2. Men and women seem to es 0 differently when in crowds.

3. There is no positive side to living. 4. Those who live in suburbia are more apt to have a clearer sense of their identity than city dwellers have. 5.

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Predictable noise is somewhat easier to live with than sudden, unexpected noise. ANSWERS: 1. FALSE. Research by anthropologist Dr. Les'ie Brownrigg of Northwestern University indicates that the kind of space we need around us is a cultural preference not an economic one.

People tend to want the space they had as a child. They may buy an immense house for a status symbol, but if, growing up, they slept in one small room with many brothers and sisters, the chances are, they will tend to cluster in a small space even though in a house. 2 TRUE In all-male groups men oecome more COLOR TV month? for the approximate payment of a new TV, your child could attend choice is yours. EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN ACADEMY 634-7024 competitive, more severe and like each other less when crowded than when un- crowded; in all-female groups, the women become less competitive, less severe and like each other more. In mixed-sex groups these traits disappear for the group as a whole and for each sex separately.

3. FALSE. There can be some positive results, but the important thing is to distinguish between the density of people per unit of land and per unit of living space. A high concentation of people in a small area (of land) seems to have little negative side effect; but lack of space in a home is associated with crime and mental illness. 4.

F.ALSE. Researchers have found that because it's difficu't for persons to relate to sprawling suburbia, they often lose their sense of identity. Too many subdivisions often look too much alike and the person sense what is his and where he fits in. 5. FALSE.

According to Dr. Leslie Brownrigg. changing psychological space needs is nearly impossible, and even if person recognizes his needs, he finds it hard to change. 6. FALSE.

Studies show that noise can make people aggressive and under certain circumstances even drive them to murder. In Japan, police reported, one series of killings was triggered by noise. 7. TRUE. According to psychologist Dr.

David Glass, a sudden, unanticipated noise is especially irritating and can affect the level of performance of even the simplest tasks. If an individual knows he can control noise, turn it up, down, or off, its effects are substantially reduced. Five correct answers indicate that you are aware of the significance of environment. Korean Kids Attend School For 10 Years Under the com.Dulsary education system in North Korea, children must attend school six days a week for 10 years. Stress is placed on group singing, gymnastics and dance.

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ACADEMY in Rustic Hills North With Roberta McIntyre September signals the resumption of community and social activities, with several benefits already on the calendar for the fall months. First away is the annual Penrose Hospital Auxiliary fashion luncheon Sept. 15 at Broadmoor West. is putting together an elegant collection of fall fashions for the event, proceeds of which will be used to purchase a new concept in orthopedic casts, for Penrose Hospital. The annual Goodwill fashion brunch will follow on Sept.

20 at the Antlers Hotel. Clothing donated to Goodwill will be featured at the a.m. brunch which will be preceded by a of boutique and sale of the fashions begining at 9:30 a.m. The event Is sponsored by Ctoodwill Industries Volunteer Services. October begins with the annual Broadmoor Community Church kitchen tour, this year benefiting the Museum.

The two-day event, Oct. 6 and 7, will feature four Broadmoor area homes carrying out the American Heritage theme. Assisting general chairman Mrs. Orin with the project are Mrs. Clinton Rector, gourmet lunch; Mrs.

Robert Fackler and Mrs. Edward P. Manthei, reservations; Mrs. Robert Ferguson and Melvin Weimer, purchase gallery; Mrs. Elmer Holm and Mrs.

Sylvia Adams, country kitchen and Mrs. Berry Davis, bicentennial fashion show. Working with the tour homes owners are Mrs. Metzler, Mrs. George Merkert, Mrs.

Bert VanEngen and Mrs. Russell Siner, whose home will feature American crafts. Mrs. C. William Vickers is in charge of staffing, Mrs.

Milton L. Wiggins and Mrs. Dalton Conner are ticket chairmen and Mrs. Clement H. Roy is in charge of publicity.

The Qimmunity Hospital Auxiliary is planning a benefit Oct. 22 at the Old Town Dinner Playhouse, where a performance of Cabaret will be given. Auxiliary president Mrs. Wendy Langford said proceeds would be used to purchase a neuro-surgical equipment for the hospital. Ticket chairmen are Mrs.

Geri LaBeau and Mrs. Jill Jepson. A luncheon Wednesday at the Airhost Restaurant will honor Dr. Margaret Hiisebroock, president of national League of American Pen Women, who will be in town visiting the Pikes Peak Pen Women branch. Many of the local group will also attend a state luncheon in Boulder on Thursday for Dr.

Ha.sebroock. them will be state president P'rancis Trapp. Genevieve Cunningham. PJsie Strother, Beth Weilein and Nell Womack Evans, newly appointed regional director of the NLAPW public relations committee. Guests at the recent potliick luncheon at the governor mansion in ITever were local members of the Ilousewive.s for ERA (Equal Rights Amendmenti: Dottie Harman.

Ann Hair. Hilda Huber. Gwvn Miller and Adams. The luncheon was given by First Lady Lamm. The student council of Renef Hill Academy recenllv held a faculty tea at the home of student body president I aura Hansen, daughter of Dr.

and Mrs. R. Hansen. The a we corned new faculty members and provided an opportunitv 10 discuss plans for the coming year. In these days of inflation, soaring prices and seldom-found bargains, isn't it nice there's still Gray Rose.

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