The Miami Herald from Miami, Florida • 91

Wed April 5 1972 THuii-V! I WONDER WHERE WOODSTOCK WENTTHAT 6WlO SHOULDN'T BE OUT ALONE HE'LL PROBABLY 6ET MU66EP BY A SANS OF WORMS YOU RE WORRIED ABOUT I WR FEATHERED FRlENP AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE WORRIER BUT YOU WON'T APMlT IT' I WONDER HOW YOU'P FISHT OFF A GANG OF WORMS NEW HOME5 LOVELY picture Window 2 I A1 f-1 waJL TOiitiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiraii "wimmiiininniiiiiHi' mi ni! nr ml jliiwiw' i i i Jack Kofoed Says: Tun City Juggles I Its Crime Figures I a LJELL BEFNlE MAYBE YOUR PROFESSOR OUST HAS A 81AS A6AHST bJEREkJOLVB PUT THINGS ARE GONS TO CHANGE MINE! YOU'LL SEE MY FORMULA IS just THE see a pay jheN UEREhJOLYES bJlLL BE ACCEPTED! yes tsee a pay UHEN THEY WILL EE ADMIRED AMP RBSPeCTED' YES YES THAT PRO0A0CY IT MlkE! THE REASON ME SAVE ME SUCH A BAD GRADE IS THAT HE'S A S60T UNE MANY PEOPLE HE HATES hJEREkJOLVESf to jail because she used false identification to get into a Miami jai alai fronton Ac-cording to The Herald story the kid was herded into the" company of prostitutes" drunks dope users and lesbians which is a bad start for any youngster The judge ought to wander about town and see going on Young people are using phoney identity cards to get into barrooms movies showing dirty pictures and places where pari-mutuel betting is the name of the game If hia honor took such action against every person guilty of that fault there be nearly enough jail space for them even if hardened criminals were let loose in order to make room the Salon Alfi just off Duzen-goff Street Mr Mindlin described this association as a Tawdry is an easy adjective to toss around and it has been thrown at many prominent people from George Washington on What seems tawdry to old ladies at tables outside coffee shops on Duzengoff Street might not seem that way to lovers I know any more about Moshe sex life than I do about the actual part he played in the Six-Day war but when they begin hurling at a guy it possible that his critics lack something more rock-like to throw As I said I dispute Mr Mindlin but I am a little puzzled FOR YEARS New York was my favorite city an exciting restless glamorous town In Prohibition days when gang rule was rampant one could roam the streets in Harlem the Bronx anywhere without fear Now once the lights turn on even Broadway and Fifth Avenue offer hazards has such a bad reputation that a solid public relations campaign has been instituted to prove things really that bad Like for instance the criminal-homicide rate in Inkster Mich Houma La and Las Cruces NM is much higher than in New York City That may be but a chance of not being knocked off while strolling the streets of Inkster or Houma at three in the yawning is much better than if he wandered in Harlem or the Bronx A few jealous husbands wives or lovers knocking off their opposite numbers could give Inkster a higher crime rate than New York get me wrong I still love Manhattan even without statistic juggling ISRAELI CRITICS are lowering the boom on Moshe Dayan but lowering the boom on national heroes is not indigenous to Israel It happens everywhere and we in the United States are quite expert at it Most of us were sold the story that Moshe won the six-day war all by himself with maybe a little help from a bomber or two and a battalion of female soldiers Now I gather from what Leo Mindlin wrote that actually the general have rated anything higher than a sergeant stripes and a Good Conduct Medal I began to wonder though when sex was dragged into the picture It seems Moshe has been having a Iovey-dove time with a doll named Elish-eva Chissis who he met in NOT ONLY ONE of the great ballplayers of his time but one of the nicest guys in baseball passed on when Gil Hodges died of a heart attack Gil will be remembered not only for his talents as a player but for his great qualities of heart and mind Bob Daly veteran local PR recovering at Doctors Hospital still bugged by hotels that advertise a month two in a room 42 out of 252 and another a day two in a room 25 of 220 You know neither will have a single vacant room at the advertised price LAUGH rr OFF thing they de-d from me every week is you Miss BOBBY FISCHER from Brooklyn or the Bronx and Boris Spassky who comes from Minsk or Pinsk are the best chess players in the world Aficionados of check and checkmate want a match between them Intellectual as chess may be it a game to stir the pulse and bring out the roar of the crowd How many people would pay high admission prices to watch a couple of experts sit motionless for long periods while they figure out moves Any star whether at football golf chess or movies is worth only what he can draw at the gate Yet Bobby Fischer figures $150000 isn't enough loot for a match with Spassky If interested promoters pay that much they be able to afford borscht to say nothing of caviar after the match is over Fischer talks more and more like Muham-med Ali and that is not good A JUDGE SENT a teen-age girl with an excellent record MAYBE THAT SCOWL OF YOURS IS REALLY CON-VI NCI NS TO THE SETTING UP ROM PHOTOS OP VATIONS AND SO ON MRS CANYON IT WAS WAS KEPT FROM YOU EASY FOR ME TO MAKE SO THERE WOULD BE UP TO RESEMBLE HER' as if i just Told you THAT I THINK I LEFT A OAS BURNER SOINS ON OUR KITCHEN STOVE My Answer The Young Not Subect to Law MINE 1 UNDERSTAND UHV I PIP SO POORLY ON MY NEREWOLP TEST YESTERDAY ARCHIE HEAD IS TOO £Gf AND UGLY' MED MB MIAMI 2S2S SW 3rd Ave (At 26th Road) 854-3625 CORAL GABLES 401 MIRACLE MILE (401 Medical Bldg) 448-1728 SW MIAMI 7880 CORAL WAY 221-8222 SOUTH MIAMI 5898 SUNSET DRIVE 661-76S1 nESBi Mil I welcome here I DISCOUNTS ON EVERY DRUG AND PRESCRIPTION ITEM EVERY DAY FREE DELIVERY SERVICE REGULAR CHARGE ACCTS By BILLY GRAHAM Hrld Columnist I heard you say that those who are In Christ will be caught up with the Lord I worry about my children who are too young to accept and trust Christ Please answer Christ has a special love for little children He said "Suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not for of such is the kingdom of I nt children have not wilfully sinned and therefore are not of the or GRAHAM sinners But until they do sin they do not come under the judgment of the law The whole trend of scripture teaches that the innocents who are too young to wilfully sin and too young to accept Christ intelligently are safe in the arms of a just and holy God You need never fear about God being unjust His justice is from everlasting to everlasting Those who are aware of their sin who wilfully reject His mercy naturally will not be in the company of the redeemed If God were to save everyone even those who reject His love and mercy He would not be just and fair When Christ calls His own everyone who has made Him Lord and Savior will answer the call along with those innocent ones who have never sinned But the fearful the unbelieving and liars along with those who were immoral by choice will have go to tha judgment YOU PAST! 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