The Baytown Sun from Baytown, Texas • Page 12

12 THE BAYTOWN SUN, THURSDAY, JANUARY20. 1955 Collector- i Kermit Schafer Dances In Glee When People Pull 'Bloopers' By WILLIAM EWALD NEW YORK, 20 film tills evening," said the television announcer, "will be a featuring the late Leslie Howard as the Scarlet Pumper- "Er, Uie Scarlet "I mean the Scarlet Pimpernel." The announcer who pulled thaf one wished no one was listening. -But among the thousands who "chuckled at his blooper was Kcr- tnU Schafer, who not only gets a glee out of hearing an an- nomiccr fluff his lines but collects 'such boners for posterity. shlub or tower" is in Schafer's Rogue's Gallery along with the lady who told housewives the correct way to place "sporks and foors" on the table. Schafer has three radios playing all the time into tape recorders at his home at Central Valley.

N.Y. His collecting started as a hobby 20 years ago and now he's making money at it. The best of his collection just came out on two long- playing records called "Pardon My Blooper." "Audience participation programs are best," Schafer said. "So are kiddie programs and the informal shows like -Arthur Godfrey and Steve Allen." The well-intentioned announcer According to Schafcr the g'rand- who held up a cake of soap and daddy of them all was committed listeners to "use your by announcer Harry Von Zell ill- DAILY CROSSWORD ACROSS 1. Sort 'X' 6.

Faultily 11. Indian prince 12. Equal in rank 13. Silly Famous American capitalist 15. Varying weight (Ind.) 16.

Music note -IS. Weight of the receptacle 19. Slipped 21. Like 22. Time gone by 25.

'Wanderers 28. Eskimo boat 30. A spirit (Moh. Myth.) 31. Ring on a harness pad 33.

American Indians in Iowa 31 Land-' measure 35. Tidings 37, Yugoslavian leader 40. Exclamation. 41. Roll of money (slang) Sacred pictures (Russ.

Ch.) 46. Conscious 48. Gentle-man's manservant 49. Talks irrationally 60. Entrance way 51.

A strange deviation from nature DOWN 1. Malayan dagger (var.) 2. Narrow roadway 3. Partly open 4. River (Pol.) 5.

Outer of a nut 6. Actinium A 7. Greatest quantity S. Particle 9. Infrequent 10.

Emphasizes 17. River (Fr.) 19. Heavenly body 20. Most boys want one 22. Reputed 23.

Of the United States of America 24. Title of respect 26. Botch 27. Miscellany 29. Know (Scot.) 32.

Letter of the alphabet 36. Where ships dock most 25 years ago. He solemnly introduced speaker: "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United Hoobert Jlcever." Oilier gems from the Schafer collection: An announcer who said: "We now bring you Mister Keene, loser of traced persons." The director of a war bond drive who was introducing actor Walter Pidgeon and said Privilege- tins is indeed a pigeon." The actor who gasped: "The fog was as thick as sea poop." The disc jockey who said: "And now for a tune by George Gershwin and his lovely wife, Ira. And the announcer who said: now to conclude our program of Christmas carols, our guest stai will sing 'O Come All Ye Faithful by Adeste Fidelis." Aniwtr 38.Isolated peak rising abruptly (Newfoundland) 39- Unique person (slang) 41. Flutter 42.

Scope 43. Writing table 45. Pigpen 47. Conflict so "38 1.9 Ifo 2S 40 IZ Eo 41 21 10 In The News MADISON, Jan. 20 A bill to abolish the Wisconsin "naval militia" was introduced in the Legislature Tuesday.

The authors of the bill said they didn't figure Wisconsin would attacked from either Lake Michigan or Lake Superior. DETROIT LAKES, Jan. B. A. Wennerstroni called off his search Wednesday for Harold Ryeii, wanted' for abandonment.

Wcmierstrom discovered that liis wife bad let Ryen into, the county jail because lie was tired and hungry and wanted a place to resi. CHICAGO, Jan. 20 The best years William Margalus' life end this Friday when he graduates from Jones Commercial high school. Margalus. 17, has been the only boy in a business machine class with 50 girls for the past three years.

Toy Left "HARTFORD, conn. UP A thief entered the apartment of Miss Lucille Moore and stole 25 Christmas gifts. He left one behind, a toy for a child. Ham Goes Conn. UP A housewife cooked a 12-pound ham and placed it in a pan out back yard to cool.

A dog ran off with the dinner. THIS PHOTO was released to show how far along construction is on the first skyscraper in Las Vegas, the Riviera hotel scheduled to open April 8. It will be a 9-story, $7,500,000 structure. Sitting on a crane, Julie Bennett adds glamor to the picture. (International) Accused Traitor Thanks Friends ST.

BONIFACE. Jan. were certain Wednesday the worst of the winter is upon them. Nikolnk Ims still-tad liis nitminl jail tc.rm for vagrancy. Nikolnk hits spent the pasf 21 winters in jail on vagrancy charges.

Police said he always manages to get arrested jiisf before the coldest parl of tlie winter sets in. TOKYO, Jan. 20 Tokyo police, grieved by complaints" that their headquarters is unattractive, have assigned' four pretty girls, to meet people at the building's two entrances. Officials also have ordered the women to take charm courses. MERRILL, Jan.

20 Maj. Ambrose Nugent thanked his hometown supporters here. for giving him financial backing in the of court martial charges against him, and then returned the money. Nugent, 44, is scheduled to face an Army court martial at Ft. Sill, Mother Held In Fatal Beating Of Her Child CHICKASHA, Jan.

20 Wednesday planned a sanity hearing for a 25-year-old Visalia, woman wno was held with her common-law husband in connection with the beating-death of her young son. Grady county Attorney Wilson Sniithen said the mother, Mrs. Floria Giddings signed a statement Tuesday admitting she beat the child. He said a sanity hearing was planned. The victim, six-year-old Jimmy Edward Giddings, was dead on arrival at a hospital Tuesday.

Officers said the boy's neck appeared broken, but Sniithen said a postmortem may be 'necessary to determine exact cause of death. Mrs. Giouings, who said slit? lived since March with Isaac Shinault, 32, told authorities she and her three children had been using Shinault's name. He also was held for questioning. GRIST'S MARKET re: 3205 MINNESOTA NEXT DOOR TO IRENE'S IN WEST BAYTOWN DIAL 6972 SPECIALS FOR FRIDAY SATURDAY, JANUARY 21 22 RIGHT RESERVED TO FRESH DRESSED Lb.

GUARANTEED FRESH EGGS 3 to 5 LB. AVG. HENS 39c MEDIUM Dozen LOfN OF PORK ROAST RIB OR LOfN END PORK CHOPS PURE PORK SAUSAGE Lb. LOIN STEAK Lb 55c i next Monday on 14 charges 01' collaborating- with the Communists while he was a prisoner during the Korean War. "My heart is, filled gratitude for the wonderful support, both moral and financial, that the citizens of Merrill and other areas of the United States have shown at this period ot my life," the career officer said Tuesday.

A defense-for-Nugent drive to collect funds for a lawyer. for the officer was halted this week at Nugent's request. Nugent returned $1,000 from the attorney fund but requested that $750' of it be used for other phases of his defense. Officials announced that $1,600 had been collected in the drive. Mineola's Lake Lindale Btck in Action Again MINEOLA, Jan.

20 The Lake Lindale project, which had been dormant for two years, was functioning again Wednesday following formation of the Lindale- Mineola Water Association' by a group of Mlneola and Lindale businessmen Monday night. The meeting was a move to push an election which will create the Linclale-Mineola water conservation district to provide a lake, for industrial purposes on Duck Creek, halfway between the two East Texas towns. About two years ago, Lindale S3 rnillion in revenue bonds to create the lake but Lindale by itself was too small to finance the project. The new chairman of the association is Hubert M. Aaron, Mineola banker.

B. A. Halbrook, Mineola, and Robert Yarborough, Lindale, were named co-chairmen to work with Aaron. Of Corranism In Italy Blamed On Allies WASHINGTON. Jan.

20 Clare Soothe Luce, U.S. ambassador to Italy, Thursday blamed allied war policies and "disastrous" postwar economic conditions for the' fact that Communism sUll "is the major political problem in Italy." Mrs. Luce, home for consultations, also urged the United States to take world leadership in solving the problem of a freer and expanding trade for Italy and the rest of the free world. SLICED FREE Lb. 59c U.

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GOOD VEAL ROASTS SQUARE T-BOKE STEAK. PIKE'S PEAK Lb 49c ROLL ROAST Lb 49c CUT CROWN U. S. GOOD VEAL 59c SEVEN STEAK 39c GROUND MEAT 29c U.S. GOOD HEAVY BEEF 59c PiE'S PEAK Lb 45c SH0ULDEF THESE ROASTS BARBECUED FREE! For Swiss or Frying Lb.

Square Cut BARBECUED BRISKET Ready To Go Sliced Tlnrbecued liarhccucd Barbecued PORK RIBS Lb $1.25 We Do Custom Barbecuing Only U. S. Choke Heavy Beef Barbecued With Only Hickory Wood Special Barbecue Prices to Church Organizations SHELL, PINK SATIN is embellished with pink pearl and chenille embroidery. It was shown in a collection designed by Helena Barbieri. Sunday School heeling Underway In Houston HOUSTON, Jan.

fiva- statc South Central regional Assemblies God Sunday school convention is underway at Houston. It ripened with a downtown parade of religious floats, and ends Thursday. Convention sessions were being held in" Sam Houston Coliseum. Assembly of God officials at Houston for the meeting include the Rev. Ralph M.Riggs-of -field, the general ent.

He and others, were welcomed by the Rev. Kermit neau, South Texas district superin-' tenclent for the denomination. An estimated 10,000 persona watched the parade, in which); marching groups from Assembly of' God Sunday schools; Texas, 5 Oklahoma, Arkansas, New Mexico: and Louisiana PLENTY OF PARKING SPACE B. H. WHITE, Owner CORNER 6th and ARON PHONE 5032 Specials For Thursday Friday and Saturday HEINZ CATSUP STEEN'S, PURE CANE SYRUP Half Gallon BAM A 27 BUY BAYTOWN'S BEST VALUES AT FOODTOWN! SWEET TOMATO JUICE VIENNA SAUSAGE 2 33c CRUSHED PINEAPPIELE 25c MEDIUM Red Salmon 55 2ESTO BACON 39 MORRELL PRIDE PICNICS" 33' PORK CHOPS 45c LEAN PORK ROAST 49c HOME DRESSED FRYERS 35c LEAN GROUND VEAL 29c VEAL SHOULDER ROAST 43c BONELESS ROLLED ROAST 43c CALIFORNIA GOLDEN RIPE POTATOES 10.39c 0 BANANAS CALIFORNIA SUNKIST ORANGES Lbs.

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