The Miami Herald from Miami, Florida • 92

2-E THE MIAMI HERALD Thurs April 5 1973 TODAY TELEVISION WRIT-PIS WTVJ-CBS fj WCKT-NBC (B WPLC-TV ABC WCIX-TV WLTV UHF WPTV-NBC (Palm Beach) WEAT-TV ABC (Palm Beach) fflWKID UHF Elvis Sweats Ann-Margret Just Simpers La aw Channel Chuckles KEY TO RATINGS FAIR GOOD BEST BET All Programs in Color Unless Indicated by Ann-Margret is less than a compelling personality on the screen but you know your act is in trouble when upstaged by John Cameron a during the wristwatch commercials The only time special deviated from the mediocre in fact was during the skit on Dillinger then it attained legitimate tastelessness Ann played Lady in who in a sequence of lighthearted high-stepping gaiety lured Dillinger to his death Stop me if heard this one After the Dillinger character died horribly in a fusillade of bullets a chorus line minced out onstage and told Ann that she feel guilty she feel blue Dillinger was a bad guy and now the lady in red white and blue Cute huh? STARTLING resemblance is achieved by Raymcnd Burr when the Perry Mason-Ironside TV veteran plays Pope John XXIII in a one-hour special A Man Whose Name Was to be broadcast Easter Sunday April 22 by ABC 1:35 UnivolFla (to 6 2 5 1:10 0 Learning Thing (to 6:40) IS 0 Sunshine Almonie 1:30 Sunrise Somoitor Theory and 0 Future Is New 0 New Zeo Review 6:3 Sunshine Alminie-X 0 Spun Nsws-Jeb Line 7:09 Skipper Chuek (teS) 00 Today (to 9) To be announced (7) A report on Children of God and Jon Lucien guitarist- singer performs (7:30) i A Chicago origination (8) Entertainer Paul Winchell is interviewed as designer of an artifi- cial heart Jon Lucien performs again (8:30) 0 CBS News 0 New Zoo Review 7:30 0 AM Miami (to 9) Guests: hair stylist Paul Victor also Murray Gaby and Marcel Clay discuss boxing IiOO Capt Kangaroo (to 9) 0 Flipper Kintba 9 9 0 Cooking to cut calories By RON POWERS Chicago Sun-Times Service Ninety minutes of Elvis Presley Wednesday night followed immediately by 60 minutes of Ann-Margret seems more than an television entertainment it almost amounts to a massive violation of the meat boycott Pass me a piece that chicken delight mother and hand me another grape Nehi This here is what the Good Lord intended when he blessed us with television ELVIS SWEATS! Ann-Margret Simpers! Bob Hope sight-reads from the idiot card! It was the ultimate in stylized merchandised high-gloss disinfected easy-to-follow-recipe WASP laff-and-song riot and a fairly safe bet that more of your fellow citizens sat through every minute of it than voted in the last presidential election First came Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii a 90-minute documentary of sweat glands at work masquerading as an entertainment special The core of this show was a 60-minute benefit performance by Elvis videotaped in Honolulu in January an extra half hour was later tacked on for the special PRESLEY was on camera nearly the whole time (ex- 0 Truth Consequences 0 Bote 0 Dialing tor Dollars (to 5:30) 0 Movie (te 6) Proud (1956) Robert Ryan Virginia Mayo Jeffrey Hunter Young man bears a near-fatal grudge against a marshal Excellent western 0 Fllntstonos 0 Huck Yogi 0 Reeky Friends 4:30 0 Merv Griffin (te 6) Guests include Fernando Lamas Eva Gabor and Dave Greenberg 0 Flipper Mike Douglas (te 6) Scheduled guests: Robert Conrad James Darren Aaron Banks 0 Dream of Jeannie 0 Pixie Dixie 0 Mr Magee 5:00 0 Island-X 0 Green Aores 0 Henry Corona 0 Speed Racer 5:30 0 I Love Luey-X 0 Dateline (to 6:30) 0 Te Tell Truth 0 Las Gemotes 0 Munsters-X You should choose and prepare your foods as though your weigh: depended on it because it does! Here's what to look for in the supermarket and how to extract unwanted calories from meat Learn how to keep calories low as you go on eating the same size meals as always One of 44 articles and features in the And they canceled and RENT A CARhOOOOC CARS April DIGEST rental 38 00 All My Children 0 World News 1:30 0 As World Turns 00 Three on a Match 00 Play Break (to 3) SPECIAL Denise Alexander in of story of a young girl who possesses a strange and frightening power 0 NY Stoeks Update 1:35 0 Movie (to 3:30) of the (1951 a Peters Louis Jourdan Debra Paget Saga of Anne Providence scourge of the seas and how this pirate was undone by love for a Frenchman Great fun! 2:00 0 Guiding Light 00 Days of Lives 0 Ameriean Exchange Stock Update 2:30 0 Edge of Night 00 Doctors 0 Fla Business News 3:00 0 Pries Is Right O0 Another World 00 General Hospital 0 YakkyDuck 0 Wall St Quotes 3:30 0 Hollywood Talking 0 New Zee Review Phil Donahue (te 4:30) Guest: Mimi Green 0 Return te Peyton Place 00 Life te Live 0 Tennessee Tuxedo 0 Wall St Roundup 4:00 (to 12) Continuation of the Eighth Annual Channel 2 TV Auction guest auctioneers include player Nick Buoniconti singer Anita Bryant and stage and TV personality Orson Bean fer MILES Week INCLIIEI RENTAL CARS 633-523730QOOOC UILES lEiflU COLOR TV CALLS Ti I Ill Util ANTEMIUS MSTilUl HIM FICTMT AfTNiUD IAUS I tOITICE Ml mm MTIMU IMM11 RELIABLE RADIO I TV 99 ecee tmi uu m4C1b909D Miakw Ommim MASTER CHANCE-IANKAMENICARD BUY YOUR 1073 COLOR TV NOW non THE OSLO MODEL GU729 IS "DIAGONAL PICTUnF RGA XL-ioo CONSOLE RCA XL-100 CONSOLE IN HOME FACTORY SERVICE 499 95 UK SINCE 960 -y A APPLIANCES 6s I INC 18351 NE 19th AVE Mia Beach 945-3622 56-DAY RIVIERI-ISRAEL HOLIDAY Departs Florida May 6 Cruise Florida-Europe Riturn Wk (fay an French Riviera Zim lint cruise tefrom Israel 1 2 Oeluit days ill Israel Plus Ibarian land tsur ILL INCLUSIVE FROM 1679 893-8100 OFFICIAL TRAVEL 947-1209 lift let' 0 Living Easy Celebrity guest: Ross Hunter 0 Run for Your Life (to 10) 0 Arthur and Co (to 10) Guests: Yvonne Latti-m and Warren Zeiller Features include the 0 Virginian (to 10:30) Electric Co 0 Whe-What-Where? (3) Sesame St (to II) 0 Jokers Wild 10:00 8:30 9:00 Elvis Presley hanky after hanky TV commercials are taken with a grain of table salt than any other salt on the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gilbert Roland Headstrong girl wages a bitter feud with her equally stubborn father Vivid violent western 00 Flip Wilson (to 9) REPEAT Guests: Johnny Cash June Carter and Bill Russell 00 Jacques Cousteau (to 9) REPEAT Smile of the is an excellent film in which the Calypso crew adopts a walrus in the annual hunt They teach the 125-pound baby how to dive and they dive themselves in the freezing Arctic waters Some good bits on Eskimo traditions too 0 Movis (fo 10:30) Sing the (1960) Gert Frobe Norwegian tale of a determined man who refuses to live by any code except his own Hackneyed 0 Muneca (to 9:30) 0 Movie (to II) REPEAT Make (1967) Tony Curtis Claudia Cardinal Robert Webber Satire on muscle-beach types in Southern Cali-f i a Mediocre comedy Q0 Ironside (to 10) REPEAT Belt containing a bomb set to explode in five hours is locked onto a scientist Jackie Cooper Raymond Burr 00 KungFu (to 10) Caine tries to help a group of fearful slaves who work in a mine David Carradine Roy Jensen Ford Rainey 0 Alejandro Suarez 0 Oral Robsrts (to 1 1) 00 Dean Martin (toll) Guest: Peter Sellers 00 Streets of San Francisco (to 1 1 on the waterfront as two mysterious cases of attract a lot of attention Many people seem to want it badly and a man is shot during the ship rip-off also a waterfront priest (Richard Egan) who gets in the middle of all this Guess in the cases? 0 Angelica Maria (te I l)-X 9:30 10:00 II Ned Powers the Sound of our Times Dinah's Place Guest: Ricardo Montal-ban 0 Bewitched IQiSf 0 $10000 Pyramid 00 Baffle Dream of Jeannie I- 0 Bachelor Father 0 Gambit '00 Sale of Century 00 Love Ameriean Style 1 1:30 0 Love of Life K00 Squares Midday Scene £fx0 Bewitched 6:00 0 Nowt-Ralph Ronick 0 Andy Griflith-X Big Nows-Firiis Whitcomb (fa 7) 0 Ncwi-Thomai Stoveni 0 ABC Newt 0 Reporter 23 (to 7) 0 Rifleman-X bibb 0 Newi'Crcnkite 0 Heroes 0 NBC Newt 0 ABC News 0 Ncwt-Wthr'Spti 0 Trill Waat-X 7:00 0 LawrtnotWelk (fcB) Selection include the and 0 Bev Hillbillies 0 NBC Newt 0 Truth Consequences 0 My Line? 0 I Love Lucy-X 0 Nevela-X 0 It Takes a Thief (to 8) 7:30 0 Gcmcr Pyle-X 0 David Freet Revue Theme Guest: Art Carney 0 Dragnet 0 To Tell Truth 0 Price Is Right 0 Goya (is 6:30) 6:00 The Waltons (to S) REPEAT Refugee family from Germany comes to live at Mountain Richard Thomas Ralph Waite Will Geer Saul Silver-man 0 Movie (to I0)-X The (1950) Barbara Stanwyck Walter Huston Wendell Corey Judith Anderson The Best On Radio 6:55 AM Florida Story WVCG First Auto Races in 3 PM The Insider WKAT Topic: and Fallacies about Your 8 PM Symphony Ha WTMI-FM Symphony No 40 in min and Violin Concerto No 5 in A min 9 PM Alan Courtney WIOD Guest: Lorri Kellogg state coordinator of POW and MIA open phone session 9 PM First Hearing WTMI-FM Moderator is Lloyd Moss participating are Irving Kolodin of the Saturday Review Martin Bookspan of the New York Times and Edward Downes of the Juilliard School of Music 10 PM Light Show WKAT Guest Norman Bean 12:00 0 News at Neon 00 Jeopardy 00 Password 0 Stock Mkt Today Closeup-News Search Tomorrow NewsPat Banghart 0 Who What-Where? 00 Split Second 0 Financial News 1:00 Secret Storm 0 Not for Women Only O0 Somerset FTC Act Ann-Margret she tried hut cept when A1 Hirt was trying to sell us Toyotas or those four chefs were peddling tuna fish) mumbling his way through 18 songs and two medleys in a white sequined jump suit that must have for-' merly belonged to the Count of Monte Cristo To say that he lacked the body movements that made him such a boffo act way back on the Ed Sullivan Show is putting it mildly he established a feet-apart stance that was more appropriate for addressing a pinball machine and more or less held that pose throughout except when he walked over to the edge of the stage to hand a sweat-soaked hanky to all those ghastly ladies in orthopedic Apache bands MEANWHILE the NBC cameras were working over-time to achieve special effects worthy of such immortal song lyrics as a steeeeeeamroller Baye-bah gonna rolllllll right over We got Elvis in lip-curling closeup Elvis from afar Elvis afar segueing into Elvis lip-curling close Elvis in morrow we got multiscreen dissolves showing palm trees and hula girls and waterfalls and Elvis getting at the airport and we got the semi-obligatory long shot of Elvis wandering pensively along the beach while voice sang that old Hawaiian beach -strolling favorite Morning WHAT CAN I say about the Ann-Margret Special except that she used John Dillinger the gangster as the gag for her main comedy skit? This hour-long tribute to the art of contrived spontaneity was titled Timex Presents Ann-Margret When Smiling I but they presented it anyway jl mean not saying that Cosmetic Ad Investigation Is Planned After Complaints 10:30 0 Trails 11:00 0 World Tonight Panorama Mundial 00 News-Wthr-Spts 0 Nows-Thomas Stevens 0 News-Wthr-Spts 0 Reporter 23 0 Alfred Hitchcock (To 1 2-) 11:15 0 Novcla-X 11:30 0 Movie (to approx I)-X (1957) Elea nor Parker Richard Boone Joan Blondell Psychiatrist uncovers three distinctively different personalities in one girl Excellent Amonidades O0 Tonight (te I) Guests include actor Foster Brooks 00 Jack Faar (te I) Guests: Betty and Jock Leslie-Melville authors of Have Right of 1:00 0 Comedy (te2l5)-X The Bowery Boys that 0 Scene en Espanel ENGMAN predicted the FTC face unparalleled demands in 1974 to explore and remedy serious marketplace He said the FTC would continue to battle unfair and dccepme food and drug advertising and "will also carry forward a comprehensive investigation into possible abuses in cosmetics advertising in response to many complaints which are being received on this The FTC mentioned as long as a year ago that the cosmetics industry was under scrutiny but no details have been made available Such investigations are not usually discussed by the agency until some action is taken emphasis on two consumer programs seeking to end unfair debt collection repossession and related practices and attempting to halt various consumer frauds commission plans through rules and guides to explore various methods of encouraging manufacturers to disclose more and better product information so that consumers can compare the merits of competing brands or alternatives in a variety of he added also intends to give increased attention to vocational school abuses and franchising promotions and to the enforcement of special legislation including truth in lending fair credit reporting and fair packing and labeling WASHINGTON (UPI) The Federal Trade Commission intends to pursue a wide-ranging investigation i rr advertising in the cosmetics industry FTC Chairman Lewis A Engman said Wednesday He did not reveal what segments of the industry wen involved or whether the prate would result in action against any of the firms but he fiaid the FTC has been receiving on the subject Iingman made the remarks in testimony prepared for a Housfe appropriations subcommittee considering the administration's request for $30rmillion to run the FTC dining thp i2 months beginning next Vluly 1 Tonight at 10:00 PM WCIX-TV Ch 6 Featuring: RICHARD ROBERTS PATTI ROBERTS On a solo debut) it The World Action Singers ORUs Concert Choir The Raiph Carmichael Orchestra it Exciting Student Musical Groups Watch "Or at Roberts Presents' a weekly halt hour propM ENGMAN FTC would alsp said the place special.