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8-A SAN ANTONIO IXPRESS--Menelay, Septembar 7, 1970 Postcard They Call Her Susie Dflaplane By STAN DELAPLANE NEW MEXICO Highway 66 crosses the Continental Divide on a high grassy plateau in New Mexico. Coronado wandered through the lonely land, looking for the Seven Cities of Cibola. Now the highway gas stations try to halt the rushing cars with invitations to see the spectacular. The signs whizz by, spaced at mile intervals, 1 Whizzz. i z.

UVE MONSTERS!" Whizzzz. PERILS OF THE DE- Whizzzz. YOU BEAR TO SEE MOST HORRIBLE Whizzzz. MONSTER MAY Delaplane MAKE YOU Whizzzz. THE CHANCE TO GET real moccasins, soft drinks and swoon at the same time too good to miss.

It turned out to be a sad little soft drink stand. A couple of Indian cowboys stood around the filling station big blue hats the Navalos prefer. The lady gave me a coke and said it would cost 15 cents to the YOU BEAR I went through the little gate into a little yard. There were several cages around. A coyote, labeled, PLAINS WOLF.

DO NOT There was a raccoon washing his hands In the little trough in his cage. A very' smelly alligator in a concrete trough. He was taking a nap. wire box full of mean-looking rattlesnakes. OF THE touch them he said.

know me. But they might bite (This was the most unnecessary advice 1 have heard since grandma told me not to get too close to the edge of Niagara red arrow said: WAY! PREIPARE I prepared with a suig of Coke. MOST HORRIBLE SPECTACLE! CAN YOU BEAR The most horrible spectacle was in a glass case. It was an Indian lady. She had been buried a long, long time and was pretty dry.

Not so horrible. Just so dry. The sign YEARS AGO! THE MYSTERY OF THE There was a framed bit of prtnting underneath that the lady roamed the desert many years ago. It said nothing about a I guess the mystery was why she roamed such an country. I WENT and gave the lady my empty Coke bottle.

She asked hmv did I like it? i I said I liked it fine. Though I did not feel faint. I asked where did she uncover the most horrible spectacle? came through here about six years ago. He had three of them he got somewhere. He was selling them for $50.

vou the little printed pamphlet to go with She said she and her husband picked out this one after looking over the three dry call her she husband thought that wtwi.si CAPRI ADUn I A want ads CA5-1611 want ads CA5-1611 BOYS NOT HER BAG Melinda Hertel, 16, has a one-girl strike against the school system which placed her in a class with 16 boys ond only 3 girls. Most girls might like the 4-1 ratio, but Melinda says she's not interested in having boys ond their whistles, notes, or offers to go out on dotes. The Birmingham, England lass has refused to go bock to school unless she placed in clossroom. photo. ts on oll-giri -APWire- TRINITY UNIVERSITY PRESENTS IDES OF MARCH "VEHICLE" SEPT.

10th 8:00 P.M. SAMS CENTER Gen. Adm. $3.50 RESERVED $4.50 Tickets available at: Sams Center, Silvey Music, San Antonio Music and the Platter Palace. (Op8H At At KELLY'S HEROES Clint Eastwood A Telly Sovolos "THE DIRTY DOZEN" Lee Marvin Charles Bronson (Both In Color Rofed Eastwood (t) "A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS" (2) "FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE' (3) "MANO 'EM HIGH" (All Three In Color Rated "CP it 2.00 Per Cotiood it Tough it (1) THE (I) "HUN ANGEL, RUN" i (3) "HELL'S ANGELS ON WHEELS" Feature Film Designations Rotlngs supplied by the Code ond Rotino Admlnlstrotlon of the Motion Picture Association of America.

Inc. os follows: Generol Audiences; GP: All ages guidance suggested; Under 18 requires accompanying parent or odult guardian; No one under 18 admitted. Ratings on other pictures ore supplied by the Texos Motion Picture Board of Review os follows: GA: Recommended for general audiences; MYA: Recom- a for mature young audiences; MA: Recomnwnded for mature audiences. AND NOW BOB CAROL A TED Twin. BOY NAMED CHARLIE Volley-HI.

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SINGLE ROOM Lacklond. stalking moon rail. START THE REVOLUTION WITHOUT SUPPOSE THEY GAVE A WAR AND NOBODY JHAT COLD DAY IN THE I Towne Twin. TWO MULES FOR SISTER Road. WILD ICE CAWIDES THE SHOW FOR ALL SEASONS SEP.

16 thru SEP. 22 CONVENTION CENTER ARENA (Air conditioned) 6 NITES Tuei 8 p.m. Sat. 8:30 p.m. 3 MATS Set.

2 pm. Sun. 2 6 pm PRICES $2.50, $3.50, $4, $4.50 SEATS RESERVED YOUTH HALF PRICE IS years and under Wed. Thur. Mon.

Tue. 8 p.m. Sat. 2 p.m. Sun.

4 p.m. for info call 224-8001 BOX OFFICES: GUNTER HOTEL 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. ALL SEARS STORES regular store hours Wonderland Shopping Convention Center Arena (Open At Stort At Dusk) HEROES" Clint Eoltwood Telly Sovolos "THE DIRTY DOZEN" Lee Marvin A Chorles Bronson (Both In Color A Rated (Open At 7:45 Stort At Dusk) "WOMEN IN LOVE" Plus "SINGLE PURE ENTERTAINMENT! PMX. BUTCH CftSSIOV AND THESUNOHNCEKIO IS ROBERT REDFORD NOW AT 2 MIN.

NORTH OF WONDERUND. PHONE 696-3470 SHOWS AT 1:15, 7:45, 9:55 3ST DIomond 2-9304 NORTH STAR MAIL KT. SAN PEDRO HOOP 410 NOW! Exclusive Engagement CMCM- 2 IS.QUITE color BEST AMERICAN FILM SEEN THIS Cjnhf, jms SCREENINGS ,9.50 CmiilA OomtDjAfii CINEMA II NOW SHOWING 'N PATRICK SS I INTfRSTATIS MAJESTie J14 HOUSTON SI Now, Features at 11:30, 1:15, 3:05,4:50, 6:30, 8:15, 10:05 SAMUEL COLOR bv United Artists p.m. inteistates WON DER WONOItLANO FWIQN ElEORUE KARL i Off ftnuun pmmctim TODAY MAT, 2 p.m. EVE 8:15 SEATS UNRESERVED At These Popular Prices 2 Shows 2 P.M.

Evening 8:15 P.M. (Sun. 2 P.M. 7:30 P.M.) Mat: Eve. Sat.

Sun. All Seats $2.50 ROADSHOW ENGAGEMENT PASS LIST SUSPENDED fUM mu II The Picture You'll Never BHOADWAY 15th BIG WEEK Features At: 12:00, 2:20, 4:45, 7:05, 9:30 $100 Til 2 p.rri» BURT LANCASTER DEAN MARTIN JEAN SEBERG BUYS THE LITTLE JOE SPECIAL A LUSCIOUS RIBEYE DINNER Monday, Tuesdoy, Wednesday Eomzi asuun baked potato green salad and Texas toast all for only JOSEPHINE PI 3-7374 WOODLAWN PE 1.5213 FIATURti 30-8 00 MON Special Limited Engagement! DOCTOR ZllilAGO ano metrocolor LAUREL PE 3-1412 7046 San Broadway Open ivery Day 11:30 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. F8ATURES 1 45 3 40 5 35 7 30 fin T'il I.UÜ MAE WEST (X) JOHN HUSTON and RAQUEL WELCH -------------In OORI BRECIvINRIDGE anxmBOi You must be over 18, 'mirici' LIAST OfPINDIO PLIAS! DO MOI ATTIMPT TO ili PliM! Heiiday-Free Forking All Day Alamo Bonk Gorage. All SEATS S2.00 Fotiet Suipended RATED (X) WE HONOR MASTERCHARCI Now Showin ing 3.3ii Si5S.7!55-10i00 SAN PECCO octcoop jii Uedtn at Bitters oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Ph.uie ox 4 M26 4 Clint Eastwood Westernt (GP) 'IM Inger Stevens, Ed Begley, Fat ''THE GOOD, THE BAD THE Lee Van Cleef, Eli "A FISTFUL OF Marianne Kech, Jehn Wehi.liSO A FEW DOLLARS Gian Maria Lee Van 5 (GP) OO Clint Denald Sutherlond (GP) (GP) 11:15 Jim Garner, Gayle Hunnlcuf I.OMTSRSV POP- "COOOBYi (GP) Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix LI Benjamm a Many More MacOrow, Jack Klogman rooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOW ATPOPIILAR PRICES 4205 San Pedro Phone PE 3-7188 Barbra Streisand Walter Matfhou Mon.

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Cuesta menos que comer en casa. PELICULA COMPLETA ASTA LAS 9:15 GARBO LLENO DOMINGO LUNES MARTES JULIO ALrMAN AURORA BAUTISTA MARICRUZ OLIVICN COMPLETE SHOW UTE AS; 8:15 di PER CARLOAD I tg biggeit mevie bargain. Bring family and jey dinner of our tnatk bar. lott expontive than eating at heme. MARIA SCHELL "99 WOMEN" CARROLL BAKER It Persons undtr 18 not tdnyttfd RROOr or API UOUIIIP Sandy Dennis THAT COLD DAY IN THE PARK PER CARLOAD World'i biggait mevia bargain.

Bring tlia whole family and dinner at eur tnack bar. Il'i leu eipeniive thon eating at heme. COMPLETE SHOW LATE AS 9:15 ELLIOTT GOULO'NATALIE WOOD BOB CAROLS TED 4 ALICE No under Ig lecWOf without parent or adult luardian! NATAlll WOOD AND THE SIN(3Li GIRL" Want Ads 225-1611.