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The Miami Herald from Miami, Florida • 13

Publication:
The Miami Heraldi
Location:
Miami, Florida
Issue Date:
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13
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Drawn for tho Herald by LYMAN YOUNG IN COLOR ON SUNDAY TIM LUCK Rt 8 Pat Off la by Pnban New bte Drawn for Tha Herald by Al CAPP (AN UNKNOWN I CAN ADOPT i ORPHAN-TO A CHILD CANT HER IT TUP MOST I -AN ORPHAN POWERFUL FNAN-I'LL GIVE HIM MY JOAL INSTTUTON NAMEV-HE SHALLCW FARTHf-TFS BE HERKIMER FANTASTIC HOSSCHILD THE SO THE WORLD TH I NKS BUT HR THE HOUSE Of- HOSSCHILD) HOSSCHILD-WILL PASS INTO THE YOU HAVE GRASPING HANDS OT nNOCHILDREN-COUSIN SERPENTI NOrA HAM -YOU'RE TOO I'LL SHOW 'EM'- THERE OLD TO WILL BE ANOTHER HARRY HOSSCHILDTHETHIRTEENTH HEAD OF THE HOUSE Tf HEAD OF THE HOUSE OF HOSSCHILD TO RETIRE HERKIMER HOSSCHILD THE 12 TH HEAD OF THE TREMENDOUSLY POWERFUL INTERNATIONAL BANKING HOUSE OF HOSSCHILD MUST RETIRE FROM ACTIVE WORK BECAUSE OF SERIOUS ILLNESS HERKIMER HOSSCHILD IS THE LAST OF THE HOSSCHILDS -THERE ARE NO HOSSCHILDSTOTAKE OVERTHE VAST FINANCIAL EMPIREIT IS EXPECTED THAT HIS COUSIN COUNT SERPENTIftflWILL INHERIT V- REVOLT LEADS TO INVESTIGATION SHOCKING CONDITIONS REVEALED: VULCHEItS IMPRISONED LeX BV LL ABNER VOKUMTHE INMATES CF THE DOGFATCH COUNTY ORPlIAN ASYLUM YESTERDAY STAGED A REVOLT MAKING PRISONERS OF HEADMASTER VIRGIL VULCHER AND HIS WIFE WHILE THE TINY UNDERNOURISHED 'MUTINEERS RAIDED THE INSTITUTIONS FOOD SUPPLIE5 UPON ARRIVAL POLICE DISCOVERED THAT THE VUL-CHERS HAD KEPT THEIR HELPLESS CHARGES IN A STATE OF SEMI-STARVATION MEANWHILE POCKETING FUNDS DONATED BY THE COUNTY SHOCKING BRUISES ON THEYOKUM ORPHAN REVEAL ED THE FACT THAT THE VULCHERS HAD REGULARLY INFLICTED SEVERE PUNISHMENT FOR THE SLIGHTEST INFRACTIONS OF DISCIPLINE CHARGES HAVE BEEN BROUGHT AGAINST THE VULCHERS AND the ASYLUM IS NOV IN NEW HANDS TERRY AND THE PIRATES iV MP IN COLOR ON SUNDAY Drawn for Tha Herald by MILTON CANIFF GOOD' NOVJTWAT OUR WHOLE GANG IS HERE WE CAN MAKE OUR PLANS FOR THE RAID ON BANNERS SAFARX Drawn for Tho Herald by CHIC YOUNG IN COLOR ON SUNDAY BLONDIE DAGWOOD ARE YOU SUNDAY IN COLOR BRINGING UP FATHER Drawn for Tho Herald by GEORGE McMANUS LOOK AT YOU- WELL-WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GO TO THE STORE FOR ME? NOW GET OUT OF HERE- HOWDOYOUDO- WR UIGGS I DON'T SEE YOU AT THE LECTURE MY HUSBAND GAVE LAST NK5HT- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR YOUR HAT IN THE HOUSE AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS ANO QUIT MUMBLING TO VOURSELF-? FIX YOUR NO -AN' YOU WASN'T AT THE ONE ME WIFE JUST GAVE- il AND LOOK AT THE BACK OF YOUR COAT- IT'S FULL OF HOW DARE YOU TURN YOUR BACK TO ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO WHAT'S THE USE OF TRYING TO TEACH YOU ANYTHING WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE OTHER MEN? WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SHUT UP 300- WHAT ON 411" EARTH ARE YOU DOING BACK JANE ARDEN IN COLOR ON SUNDAY Drawn for The Herald by MONTE BARRETT and RUSSELL ROI 6 Ml I I THINK VOuH LI KE YOU A Bcrr LCNE HOW DO VOO KNOW ABOUT WISH I COULD BE 3 Tutu ynticf TAKE A LOOK AT THIS-THE HCENSEWONI ERE TO QUIT STALLING ANO CALL ON MINIETEI' NO -THIS NEEDS SOME SERIOUS PLEASE TTDTTO CAN'T SAY" I'M SURE i WHATEVER VOU SAY goes DOUBLE FOIE MEHONEY- YtuatS hov FEEL ABOUT YOU l-BUT -DON'T KEEP ME WAITING buthi-i ca)Jt-N -NOT VET-1 TOLD VOO I 'WANTED TO THINK" THIS OAcSZy 33T fa I t-" i THE NEBBS Drawn for Tha Herald by SOL HESS Uncle Ray's Corner (kneads) 12 Tomorrow 13 A strainer 14 Time 15 A single spring 16 A skunk because he gives a scent (cent) to everyone passing 17 When it strikes one two three or more 18 Because It makes oil boil- 19 Time for the clock to be fixed Cast-steel (Castile) How many did you guess? There are a few other riddles in the Funmaker leaflet also some funny stories direction for several magic tricks and rules of the Geography game No charge is made for the leaflet If you want a copy send me a stamped envelope addressed to yourself Give the name of the leaflet and your full name and address Write to me 'in care of this newspaper 20 What soap is the hardest? Before you look at the answers below see how many you can guess Here are the answers: 1 A yard stick 2 A sponge 3 A sound 4 Because she would be a without it 5 The coachman 6 His foot 7 He should always have his with him 8 Both need good batteries 9 People always make them whistle for their money 10 Multiplication table 11 Because he sells what he needs Drawn for The Herald by RUSS WESTOVES HOW ABOUT a few riddles today? think always fun to try our wits on them so I am taking 20 from our leaflet: 1 what has three feet but walk? 2 What is full of holes but still holds water? 3 What goes through the woods Without moving a twig? 4 Why is a young lady dependent on the letter 5 Who is allowed to sit in front of the queen with his hat on? What is the first thing a dener sets In his garden? 7 Why should a motorist never on the road? 8 In what way' is an automobile like a baseball team? 9 Why are traffic cops usually poor? 10 What is the oldest table in the world? 11 Why is a baker a foolish per-aon? 12 What is that which no man yet did see which never was but always is to be? As round as a cup as deep as a cup but all of Lake Erie fill It up? 14 What flies but has no wings? How far is it from February VO June? 16 What is the most generous animal? 17 When is a clock cruel? IS Why is like a fire? 19 When the clock strikes 13 What time is it? WHAT't THE MATTER WITH Use this coupon to obtain LeafleL To Uncle Ray Care of The Miami Herald Miami Fla Dear Uncle Ray: I inclose a stamped envelope carefully addressed to myself Please send me a copy of the Leaflet ITS A CONG STORY TACK THAT GUY JUDY TELL YOU ON HE COMING OUR VAY BACK with us rrrP TO THE hotel va wf Name Street or I City State or Province.

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