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tag MARCH 18 1933 SATURDAY MORNING HOW CAN BY ANNE ASHLEY ynThe Al THE HOTEL STENOGRAPHER BY ROE RELIGION By Dr Joseph Fort Newton TODAY BY ARTHUR BRISBANE St Day B-eer April 'Farmers Fight Bankers 6370 000 Shares in One Day mm urituln Mill on boor oonloiit And Iiuh our hard earnod tux la spent" wlnd-bn In whooo yr roll I 1 bo nirod In a miiiuto will fcpend a wliolo day on floor colloaauoa alt around and anoro Although land for action now drudlnrkod ahool a a drop of Joy Julco It looka aa If the aoo woro no dobata about tin fact tliat liont office equipment and aupplloa for the minify la at found wait for rlaln prlroa! POUND MOORE CO SIS South Tryon Office -11 IIow can I keep moths out of blankets when unt In A Scatter slices of yellow soap In the folds Then wrap well In newspapers IIow can I remove grease spots from a carpet? A By rubbing on the spots a mixture of fuller's earth oxgall ami water IUnse with dear water and rub as dry as possible with a dry cloth IIow can I make a strawberry and orange salad? A Cover one quart of berries with powdered sugar and over this pour half a teacupful of orange juice It makes a delicious salad Th Charlott Obicrvtr do aet necessarily Indortt or commend all of Mr Brlabano' view and conclusion Hu comment ar published a presulon of opinion of th hlRheat lalarled editor (Copyright 1932 for The Obaerver) recently VJv for sal 1 asants for birds at any Buyers in Trague informed that geese been seized from pe refused to buy the price Things one remembers about stage folk: Mary dumbell bewilderment Beatrice arched entrance expression Eddie Cantor's quick hand-pats Judith earnest listening Frank Craven's naturalness E(1 Wynn's goofy blink James lifeless encore bows Henry Stephenson's lisp Victor gawkiness Helen hands William Gaxton's poise Helen Morgan's nervousness Alice twinkle George walk Fannie Zita faraway look Ina Claire's glacial manner Katherine curtsie Spring twitter David nobby choke Lenore Ulric's husk A boy was born In a small Scotch village according to tradition about 372 A more than 1500 years ago An Irish more accurately described as many kings then were raiding the coast of Britain They took the boy 16 years old to Ireland as a slave to take care of sheep and swine He escaped to Britain became a priest and returned to Ireland to teach Christianity and the doctrine of the trinity That doctrine he Illustrated by picking a shamrock and showing the three leaves growing on one stem The hoy was St Patrick and yesterday was his day He feared no man or devil not even the proud pagan Irish king on the hill of Tara why he lives In history as typical of the Irish race NEW YORK March So little Is heard of those who have beaten depression's rap For instance Sam and Bela Spewack who wandered to Hollywood at the first swoop of the big dip took very moderate liv-ins quarters wrote and sold scenarios and never saw the inside of the Brown Derby In two years and a half they salted $30000 in short term government notes not taking chances on a bank blowup Then they came to New York wrote a play and sold the screen rights for $0000 The play also had a fair run So now they join the promenade on Easy street Ollio Arntz which sounds like the cry of the top-mounter of an acrobatic troupe lost his $60-a-week job as a department store ad writer His wife lost her job warbling in a song shop They began to write radio skits and gags In 11 months they made $8000 Almost everyone knows several who have simllarily prospered during the depression At breakfast the other day a sage of 60 observed: "The next crop of millionaires will be those who instead of grousing are thinking up ideas for which the world is going to be mightily in To Shareholders of Series October 1926 Payment of these matured shares was temporarily held up on account of the bank holiday 1 We are now in position to resume payment of this senes and shareholders are requested to present their certificates at the office for payment Step on It and Start With Firestone Batteries GET Incidentally a magnificent trouper returned to the Rialto recently for what grandma called a whipstitch 1 refer to Florence Reed In that Jolly medievalism before handwork went out and machinery came in to ruin everything she was my favorite actress I had not seen her in 15 years Such gaps usually prove disappointing But not with Jliss Reed THE GOLDEN ItlLE AGAIN Three of my talks of late have had to do with the Goklen Rule and two of my readers have written about It One asks pointedly If we have the Golden Rule do we need anything else? As a first article of faith it is superb we really mean it All of us will subscribe to It gladly hut it may lead us further than we have thought If we do not look out In any case why seek merely a minimum faith? If we want to live a maximum life we want to know not how little we must believe but how much we can believe and be true to the truth In a fine letter another reader asks: Are we just talking about the Golden Rule or do we really believe in It? There Is as much cant he adds about the Golden Rule as there Is about other creeds In order then to clear our minds of cant let us say the Golden Rule over to ourselves in earnest asking ourselves if we honestly mean it It may surprise us if we see our real creed the creed we actually live by written out In black and white and not a piece of perfumed sontl ment To believe In the Golden Rule means that we believe that all Rabies everywhere should he as well horn and kindly tended as we would have our own It means that every mother shoukl be as pro tected and respected as we would have the mother dearest to us It means that every child should be as Joyous and every youth as free to come to his own as we could wish ours to And that every man should De free to stretch his arms his soul and look up from the lap of earth into the face of God as we do Nay more The Golden Rule means that every labor should he as honored and as fairly rewarded as we wish our labor to be That all lives should be as blessed with light and leisure as we claim for ourselves Also that the higher values for which we crave shouM be open and available to all mankind In short that every man woman and child everywhere should have the love and kindness the justice and generosity which we desire so keenly for ourselves and those dearest to us Do we really believe in the religion of the Golden Rule or are we Just talking about it? (Copyright 1333 for The Observer) 'If I was a woman" said the House Detective "I would fall hard lor that guy over there on the divan amateur champion wrestler of the state" "Yeah and certainly a handsome big brute too" replied the Hotel Stenographer admiringly knew women liked like said Kelly "There never was a woman in the world didn't want some big hancisomo man to dominate said the girl sadly "She wants to feel that she has been literally swept off her feet told to get off and maybe put off there "I know I have always felt that If one of those big strong handsome guys came into my life It would be a sad day for both of us In the first place I would love him on sight I would admire his strength and his disposition to treat me like the dust under his feet and order me around "In the second place Irish Kelly and the very first time he tried it on me I know I would smack him one with a frying pan and then the romance would go bloole for no dominaUng personality can stand up and be majestic and commanding after a crack on! the schnozzle with a skillet "I know that the first time he1 tried any of his high handed stuff on me there would be a fight which would be a Joy to the neighbors and mean the breaking up of a home! because as much as I admire dominating men in the abstract in the concrete I would knock him for a loop just got to marry me a nice red-headed Irishman and scrap with him in a pleasant domestic way until we develop a mutual admiration for each other and a mutual understanding as to each other's rights and privileges "Matrimony has to he a fifty-fifty proposition both in love making and home fighting and I am willing to do my part of both with any reasonable man I marry no hog and I want the best1 of it Love and let love is my motto and going to stick to it too" (Copyright 1333 for Observer) i Mechanics Perpetual Building Loan Association 'uprema afety for OFFICE CHAIRS That are restful supporting strong and distinctive Kale-Lawing Co 116 EAST FOURTH STREET ESTABLISHED I8B3 DIRECTORS 6185 223 IT) on A Neal Lloyd Summers 111c A Stokes 1 Luther Snyder TV Edwards Thou Barnhardt Jr A McCausland Kuester C'affrey Matthew Sheppard IYank Jlovis Beer April 3' real beer In casks bottles in steins and in Is the news Hotels after years and years of oasis sadness are buying glasses and more jugs and mugs of a certain kind Hopeful young gentlemen are speculating in the stock of concerns that make beer bottles and Uncle Sam expects to get $150000000 a year In the way of taxes Wine containing 305 of alcohol Is also made legal hut there Is no such wine You cannot buy or drink what docs not exist Wine growers might 'make natural wine as nature creates it when you squeeze juice from grapes and let It ferment then extract two-thirds or Ihree-quarters of the alcohol But that would be not real wine Even those who do not warm to Al Smith cannot deny the engaging quality of Ins magnetism Several months ago I was in the Empire building around noon It seemed to have the gloomy aura of a crypt a sort of cenotaph to despair Yesterday I was there at the same time Smith his cigar akimbo and derby at jaunty angle was chatting with a group of fantil iars in the foyer The whole struc ture' seemed suddenly recharged with vitality Everything was the same as months before except Al was there! OFFICERS Christman I OK COOU Coal 1 A McCAFSLAND MATTHEWS Fit AX HOVIS CAFFREY BARBOUR President Vico President Vice President Secretary and Treasurer Asst Secretary and Treasurer nioK D1L 3-1290 On the street recently I was handed a packet of matches on the outside flap of which was printed: you a job for Ralph Neave Inside was a recording of his age education and list of jobs he had successfully held A lot of people are going to think of Mr Neave when they hear of a job suiting him I drove down to Bayside to call a minute on Mrs Janies Corbett the evening her famous husband was slipping off into the shadows The home on the wooded edge of the bay was shrouded in brooding darkness except for a light that burned in the bedroom upstairs The chirp of an occasional crikct relieved a stillness that was eerie One could not help but think of the roar of the crowd he so often faced and his contrasting peace in facing the last enemy Instead of the excitement of seconds In white sweater was the calm of a poised nurse In white Mrs Corbett torn by days of anxious bedside watching Bat heroically dryeyed shall miss him she said So w'ill the world The only other person I know who can vitalize a dead gathering so quickly Is Michael Arlen The minute he steps into a room everybody wants to begin ringing door-bells Or play leapfrog Say Saw It in The Observer Thank You! We Bring Big Ones Back' a irHtr Let Us Show You iwr ntv You read yesterday the plan for farm relief and formed your opinion concerning it It is difficult to help that which is not organized for production distribution or self-defense You see farmers fighting each other In a milk war one farmer spilling on the ground the milk that belongs to another farmer You see bankers engaged In a money war spilling each other's money on the ground The President Is reported to have said frankly that he cannot guarantee his bill or its results but at least he will try It may be imagination born of acute sensitivity but when I enter the room in the same manner have the feeling of a collective murmur: "You here! Another evening goes Just a sweetheart of party-queerer! (Copyright 1333 for The Observr) 'i The NEW INDIRECT MILLER LAMP ittie Benny by Lee Pape with lIMtK MCGLKX Foster Farina Comedy THE HUMAN SIDE CHILDS WILL HEAD LINCOLNTON ROTARIANS LINCOLNTOX March Childs former state senator was elected president of the Lincolnton Rotary club at its meeting this week With Mr Childs will be associated Dr I Self vice president Wiley Pickens secretary-treasurer and Kuhn sergeant at arms The board of directors is composed of Lineberger Childs Dr I S'clf Dr Gamble A Jonas Rev Voigt Cromer and Wiley Pickens The newly elected officers will he Installed July 1 the beginning of the new Rotary year sc hildrrii 10 to I Nitiirdov 5cO BY KEMP JR KEW PAD STOPS PAIN SENATOR JOSIAH BAILEY MEDITATIONS BY ALLEY OiUrtlf Kekv Prewar Tfitt Cttsea Put Calr HtAettM it Cra -DISSOLVES CORNS IN 48 HOURS! The very second you cover a corn with this new TIZ CORN PAD all pain stops Then the corn soon disappears! For the center of the pad is impregnated with a certain ingredient that works through the core of the corn and causes it to dissolve away-vanish! Try the new TIZ CORN PADS KlWL OB JES'T EH Of Vi'Bfi SicK uh-' A mAh nHltt kin uak pat he sho is Heal thy My puppy Junior was running around the living room making the sisscy beds on his toiler go and pop said to ma By the way mothei a strange thing tinkle tinkle but I blecve that constant association with those confounded hells tinkle tinkle is starting to have an effect on my speech Giving me the same ideer and I said Sure ma me too tinkle tinkle1 just starting to notice It I Now what new hokous pokus is! all this? ma said and pop said tinkle tinkle going to say anything about it at tinkle tinkle ferst because I thawt It would sound silly and I tinkle tinkle imagined it would pass off but by Collies It tinkle tinkle tinkle seems to he getting werse So does mine ma wlzzickers tinkle tinkle I cant hardly tinkle tinkle say anything now without a lot of tinkle tinkles holey tinkle tinkle smokes nia I said and ma said Now a a joke no matter how poor It is and I heard you the ferst time and you've had your fun so enough But this is tinkle tinkle too much bleeve me I wish it was a joke hut tinkle dubble tinkle tills is starting to get serious pop said and I said a way I tinkle tinkle feel ma wlzz tinkle and a half maybe we better go and see a dorter tinkle tlnklp hush up and keep quiet 1 know you 2 when you get started on a thing no beginning and no end to it all rite all rite take the bells off my goodness ma said and pop said Well you better hurry tinkle tinkle up or this tinkle tinkle tinkle thing may tinkle tinkle get permanent Sure ma we may not be able to tinkle tinkle stop if you dont hurry up jimminy tinkle tinkle tinkle getting werse and werse you bettet hurry up ma I said Wleh ma did taking bells off with a pair of pinchers from he tool cdiest v- t-jl yy st 23c LCKERDS Priced Sale at lor Wall Street Thursday sold 3300-000 shares of stock 230000 more than Hie day before over 6000000 shares in two days Brokers who have been walking through the valley of the shadow of the depression feel almost cheerful Bonds especially railroad bonds went upward like a captive balloon with the tope cut Wheat and cotton also Tose Stocks values have Increased by many billions since March 4 Oil stocks alone have increased in value more than two hundred and eleven millions Nevertheless do not forget or despise warnings against gambling The League of Nations with Ramsay MacDonald leading criticises Mr Hitler's defiant Germany without exactly contradicting Germany's statement that unless Germany Is treated fairly the world Is headed for destruction like the swine that went over the cliff MacDonald worries because he can see no way to keep commercial or airships from sudden conversion war purposes There Is no way of course Any airship can drop bombs that will explode and poison gas that will make life in a city impossible Mr MacDonald will visit Mussolini in Rome and their conversation wdll be interesting but private courage and will power saved Italy from chaos after tho big war rt is not easy to foresee what would happen after another big war Professor Einstein will not go back to Germany until government conditions Improve and that Irritates and disturbs Mr Hitler's government which Is not surprising To have one of the world's greatest scientists refuse to return to his country In which science is worshipped almost as a religion Is not pleasant for those responsible for the government Mr Hitler might retaliate by cancelling Professor pass port but other nations would he only too glad to welcome him with no passport other than hts own fame President Roosevelt's election and more particularly his prompt actions and result-getting have proved a blessing to the Western Union and Postal Telegraph companies Since March 4 President Roosevelt has received 14000 telegrams all praising him some covering pages Wires came thick est and fastest just after the Presl dent in simple words explained the banking situation HOSPITALS GET LARGE BEQUESTS Baltimore Philanthropist Leaes $1755000 to Maryland Institutions ORDER AVANTS Low Ash COAL Wood mid Coke Phone 8184 have five children James the oldest now 16 Is according to Mr Bailey to become in life just what he wants to become I shall not influence him This depression will he the making of this generation Y'oung men and boys today are Senator Bailey is the first Wake Forest graduate to enter thd senate He's proud of that The college is more than 100 years old is also extremely proud of hts sister Mrs Sallie Bailey Jones of Raleigh who is president of the North Carolina Woman's Missionary Union "No story of my life would be complete without mention of her" he told me Every Friday evening he goes to the movies ''Time" is his favorite magazine He dislikes popular novels reads biography and history when not working Has read everything Woodrow Wilson ever wrote Believes that the ability to determine Is the most important requisite to success In any field Knjojs telling the story of the swell-toad a kind of fish which instantly swells up when touched making it Impossible for larger fish to swallow him The first 20 speeches he made were failures He defended free of charge his bitter political enemy in a Raleigh court when this enemy got in trouble He likes to be called a prophet and proved to me that in two cases at least he was right: in 1907 he said "National prohibition in this coun try cannot operate successfully" and in 1920 he warned that people were being taxed ton high the government was spending too much money and a breakdown was inevitable He does not believe that the old order of thjngs will return "We have lost all hope of he says job now is to rebuild and build better by our He is happiest clad in old clothes wandering through the fertile fields of his native state watching the birds whose every move he knows and understands or in a sail boat off the Carolina coast fishing like to fight with king-fish" he told me "Huey Long?" I asked "Why Long doesn't even know what a king-fish Is!" was the venerable reproachful reply Copyright 1933 by Observer Feature Syndicate WASHINGTON March 17 Josiah William Bailey of Raleigh more intimately known as plain "Will" may be a United States Senator and a good one but he missed his calling He Is a born a botanist zoologist ornithologist piseatorialist and a In his spacious office In the Senate Office building amid desks piled high with correspondence legislative matters and booklets I sat for two hours today listening to his tales of the swell-toad the sparrow and the king-fish Looking about half of his 60 years thin agile and immaculate ly groomed North Carolina's senior senator forgot for awhile the affairs of stale and delighted in telling me of the days when mud from the hanks of Crabtree creek oozed through his hare toes and when birds lizards snakes and toads completed his circle of friendship Senator Bailey was born in War renton He graduated from Wake Forest college in 1833 and decided to become a professor of Greek Due however to the sudden illness of his father who edited a religious publication 'he was forced to change his plans and carry on his work And as an editorial writer he did so well the Baptist convention soon made him editor of The Biblical Recorder But young Bailey wasn't satisfied of Greek the study of law now fascinated him and between pouring over law books and writing editorials he even have chance to go out with the girls In 1908 he stood his state bar examination passed resigned his editorial job and hung out his hign: Bailey Lawyer Then canie lean days About this time Raleigh where he had settled was overrun with politicians Quite by chance he attended a meeting of the City's "Better Government' council one evening and heard them discussing ways and means of getting a decent city government no use" said one of the reformers "the ballots will not even be Bailey looked up "I'm sure we citizens caj conduct the polls so that we can get square he said The others looked at him Josephus Daniels who sat opposite seemed impressed "Will you take charge asked Mr Daniels returned Bailey without hesitation and the election held 15 days later proved that Daniels had made a wise choice Bailey had placed 10 men at each ballot box to see that no cheating took place and the candidates won by a 700 vote majority Thus Josiah Bailey entered politics During the Immediate years that followed he worked actively against the saloon appealed several times to the state legislature for popular education appropriations forced North Carolina to adopt the Australian ballot system and in 1913 became collector of internal revenue Ilis constructive work since that time which culminated in his election to the senate of the United States In 1931 is well known Only one picture adorns the walls of his spacious Washington office It photograph an original of Robert Lee This man is ideal In speaking of him the senator said: greatness consisted in his goodness and his People May Call You a like your Wedgwood China so well and it will last so long that it's same as hoarding Come ln today and let us show you the many beautiful patterns we have That Will Flood Your Room With Soft Glarelets Ught This lamp is designed to provide correct illumination and will eliminate eye strain and discomfort in reading sewing playing bridge and at all times when GOOD lighting is essential ENDORSED BY EYE SPECIALISTS This one lamp will insure soft even lighting for the entire room and do away with those dark corners We will be pleased to leave one of these lamps in your home for a convincing demonstration A phone call will bring it to you At a Special Introductory Price of Jl375 $175 Cerii $200 Monthly on Your Rill Listen in on Our Radio WBT 9:15 A Mcnday-Friday Southern Public Utilities Co 430 Church St Phone 4112 DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH BY iu GORDON HARRY CO Morticians Ambulance Service Phone 3-6561 We repair any make radio and test your Tubes TREE Call alien jour Radio yon trouble 133 Try on IVAN NESS 4 CO 213 NTRYON ST Words often misused: Do not say soldiers attackted the fort" Say "The soldiers attacked the fort" Often mispronounced: Accurate Pronounce ak-u-rat as In unite a as in senate accent first syllable and not ak-er-ate Often misspelled: Indiscreet eet not ete Synonyms: Pain pang paroxysm ache agony affliction anguish distress suffering Word study: "Use a word three I times and it is Let us in-crease our vocabulary by mastering one word a day Today's word: Fervent warm In feeling earnest zealous "A fervent desire to promote the happiness of Macaulay A PROBLEM A DAY What must 4 1-3 be multiplied by to obtain the result of 16-1-4? A NEW DEAL has turned the corner Everybody is happy Taint up your property with Rogers Paint and it will smile too You can paint for less right now A good painter and good paint ROGERS insure a good job CALL FS FOR GOOD PAINTERS AND PAPFR HANGERS CHARLOTTE PAINT CO 202 College CHESTER A SMITH Pres MODERN ETIQUETTE BY ROBERTA LEE Answer to Problem 11 ft Explanation Subtract 10 from 16 add 5 and 6 As the rays of light would be parallel it is not necessary to consider the 12 ft LINCOLN" STENOGRAPHER TO RECEIVE $8 A DAY PVum Obnervfr Ralttgh Bureau RALEIGH March The Lincoln county commissioners are directed to employ a court stenographer tor the superior court of Lincoln county to begin work next July 1 fixing the compensation at not to exceed $8 a day which NORTH CAROUNA SOUTH CAROUNA STATES AND MUNICIPALS FEDERAL AND JOIN STOCK LAND BANK UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SOUTHERN MUNICIPALS Bought Sold Quoted Inquiries and correspondence invited Company inc BALTIMORE March (PH-Thirty-three charitable and educational institutions in Maryland will receive $1755000 from the estate of the late Frederick Bauernschmidt Baltimore philanthropist whose will was filed for probate here today The will directed that $700000 be distributed immediately among the institutions Another fund of $1-000000 will revert to them after the death of his widow Mrs Agnes A Bauernschmidt and smaller sums will be held In trust for the same purpose during the life of other relatives The $1000000 trust fluid is to be distributed eventually either among hospitals in Maryland by the will of Mrs Bauernschmidt or If she does not exercise her own power of judgment in that manner will go in equal shares to the Johns Hopkins hospital the Church Home and Infirmary the Union Memorial hospital and the Hospital for Consump- tives of Maryland ATTRACTIVE BOND OFFERINGS We offer xuhjcet to confirmation: $5000 Surry County 6 Bridge Bonds due Jan 1 1936 (ft 80 and Interest to yield 14 7o $5000 YVilson 5V Street Improvement bonds due March 1 1934 ffit 95 int to yield 1923 To $5000 Wilsor 5 Street Improvement bonds due March 1 1935 (ft 9070 to yield 1025 Is it all right to sign a friendly letter with the Christian name only? A If to a very intimate friend or a relative otherwise sign the full name What is the correct hour to give a Sunday morning breakfast to 1 some friends? A It may be arranged for any hour desired before noon I What should he avoided by a very stout woman when selecting gowns? I A Brightly colored materials checked patterns short and tight sleeves 4 amount is to include all expenses masterv as a general con-isted ini his ability to win victory out ln of a bill Introduced in the JO Broad Street XFW YORK i-tni SH Floor Wilder Bide CH VKLOTTE rhon 1 General Assembly yesterday by representative Sigmon of Lincoln county The bill was passed by the house under suspensi-n rf the rulej and sent to the senate defeat In 1916 at the age of 43 Bailey married Edith Tou of Raleigh waiting so long I married the right he says They GULLICK HAMILTON NISEET (ommrrrhl Bunk Bid I.