The University Umpire from Norman, Oklahoma • 7

THE UNIVERSITY UMPIRE reckless fashion The fact that it 0 was new and cost four dollars he quite forgot But he was happy -4 and at the hotel that night he introduced every member of the team he could lay hands on half a dozen times to every visitor he met- Prof DeBarr was equally careless come We wish Oklahoma City success in her coming meeting with Guthrie GOALS PROM TILE PIELD The attendance was between four and five hundred the gate receipts were $10 200 and the expenses alout S2900 of best clothes and kept edging for 'ward with Mr Jas Maguire try ing to out do him in amount of noise 'inade He had just come from Prof Elder's dinner table when he got up from the to reliable was so full of 7 turkey and cranberries he couldn't talk above a whisper -It issurpris7- That little episode of the banner was not a very courteous thing and every member of the University is 1 sorry that it occurred on the campus especiallyds those concerned were' our guests The management is figuring on a game with Guthrie in about three ing how quickly he recovered the weeks use of his tongue 9nce the game be Miss Gillette and Mr kan Prof Buchanati vould hug Prof Paxton and then they -both if were among the Kodak fiends out with their weapons They report wou'Al open their mouths and several excellent pictures One of Then Prof Paxton would 4 take a the most effective shots was at a turn at the hugging and once more group of Uni girls as they were they would yell They were happy yelling in a mild maid only fashion and didn't care who a knew it Nobody enjoyed the game more Curious isn't it how-the lays 'hold of some thPn the members of the faculty' They were out in force Prof Today is a fact' Elder sat on top of the lone tally-ho' Modesty is a guard to virtue and dandled we Miss Dorothy and Yesterday is a fading modsnleam helped Mrs Elder do the family History is gray ana b1ack with yelling President Boyd kept say many burnt out days of glory et 0 get He who has nothing to do has ing: "Come boys we must back give them room" and then he hard Work fl -1 7-1 'A DacK give -mem Luuml ULM 111C11 Ile "Survival of the Fittest as apt would take a step or two forward plied to our football team should brandi511 his hard-shell in the mosf re4d "Surviirill of the Fattest".