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FOUR KANSAS TTY KANSAN: (WE YOU Aim YOTO TOWIT) SATURDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 30, 1922. A DAILY NEWS LETTER KANSAN PHILOSOPHY Out There In General New and Goal? from XC Staff Writers Your Hedlth By DR. b. Sv-coraxaxD. CCoprrlsbC 1933.

Nwapr at Bona and Abroad Kansas a. of Olathe. There are Axil Kansas Gty Kansan FOB YOD AND YOCB TOWN gy ALU! Lit CAFPEg OSdal Paper and Oaly Dally Paper and the' Oaly Snday Psper la Kina City, Kansas. OOdal Paper Wjaadotta County I Tana Bureau. 045 JllnBwta 'Avenue.

tJftl Set-vie Dally a Scalar. Ccatrml Ftmm jjwcti ttoo 8crvfea. Daily aad fifty-three of bees on this Great Is the aristocracy of laziness There is i- other kind. Vice is advice with the shell re Concordia Blade Empire calls ground, and from these Mr. Latti for an anti-smoke ordinance.

The sold 12,000 pounds of extracted honey, moved. editor should turn to the state law Anybody can get married, but' not against. the clgaret. oppose wantom erjdelty. on helpless creatures, human and animal.

It co-operates with other charitable or Sanitations in. rescuing children and old people Irom injustice and neglect, and protects dumb animals from torture and abuse at the hands of ignorant and brutal masters. 9 It maintains a shelter where all stray or unwanted animals are received and placed Jn homes or humanely destroyed. One thousand eight hundred dogs and cats were taken in last year. It is haping the kindlier sentiments into humane statutes and endeavoring to en-, force them.

It unites with the National Audubon society in the pfotection of birds. It distributes humane literature tond everybody can stay so. XT, mrr A IttPrY'NEW YEAR TO l'Ol AND A LONG AND JOYOUS LITE! At a dinner a few nights ago 1 sat next an admiral in the American navy. We were talking about poverty and tho over-crowding of the poor. I told him about oik What is the present mileage of the While admitting, that Santa Claus honey itself, honey itself, As for the it was By TBA3TK X.

MAS OX Paris, "Black and White" are the colors or Paris this season. Probably the rage for 'black and white" started with a. daring play by.Sacha Guitry called "Blanc et Nolr," the plot of which one hesitates to mention to an American readies public. Let's see, hoyr can It be put delicately? A French lady has a child In the act. The lady Is white, her husband Is white but the child, well, isn't white.

This, 'dear reader, isn't a problem play. in Paris, either, it is a comedy. "Blanc et Nolr" is the most discussed pfay in Paris today, a sort of a humorous successor to "Damaged Goods. is a mjth and the story of Henry chiefly stolen (by bees, of course) Allen's set-to with chorus girls in from aeighboring orchards and mead srvscxiraox xatxj IN ps' New York was a beautiful fairy tale screen kiss? No man likes to admit' he is common unless he runs for office. Most men who ask for liberty Want to be the boss.

Let's begin in time. Organize now ows. That Is the only kind of theft Br caAiU a Li in the world which injures no one sqnare mile in New York city where a ait i wn. a Nk that went wrong, ile" of the Em-pora Gazette deplores that all the and never gets anyone Into trouble. live 000,000 persons! In spite of thU If attar At FaMfflei Jot is being taken from life.

"The hnat congestion of population the ceorAiaa to to Act Cow- against caning it jvmas or uie. chorus girls have a hard life," he acarra a H7a a shmyXTterlsr differ. eath rate in that quarter 1, very by trying to It savs. "and why. should they be mcrvoxx.

sxrax mis save low. denied bright spots in their Jives?" eat from such a day in summer. In If Arbuckle fails to catch on in the This constant repetition of "Black and White1 bsaxcji omcu le summer one hides from it in the movies, fie might turn evangelist. assists schools, churches and other uplift i effect on Paris fashions and the The admiral said: "Are tbey happy? An Atchison woman, the Globe re shade in the winter he courts it. What is the use of learning things, la X.

Dnfkiti St. One of the longevity I societies in raising moral standards. ports, having been subpoenaed to Colors are so different at the two. seeing that it is desirable to forget of greatest sources tl rift inm sombre black of last year begin to show white sleeves, white trimmings, white stripes, anything to keep the combination "Blanc et Noir." most of them, seasons. Summer not only has -its greens and blues in excess, "ut it tinrtnlnAoa serve as a witness in court, has written the judge asking him to postpone the case until she can finish her new 41 1 a.

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TfcaW Km- Cap par BoJtalag. 11 UMfV MWll. The great hymn, "peace on earth. also has its deep shadows its black. Winter has blues on occasions, but 2 To Bcftac dress.

goodwill to man," may now be put on cold storage for another year. That is au idea, isn't it? We know that sadness and grief will shorten life, but have you thought about happiness as a means of extending life? mr-rr a. never greens or blacks. Instead, A college education is defined by One Kansas youth 5 has rejected someone as a four-year loaf, requir there are greys and browns shading Into yellows. Coueism because, tho he repeated ing lots of dough.

Monday will be New Year's day. ten times this statement: "Two Then, one sees so far when the sun Everybody likes to sing, but no one times three are seven," before he shines in winter. The landscape, Teally likes to hear another sing; he went to sleep, when Jie awakened in the morning it still wasn't. only pretends. We're gone thru the Paris newspapers backward.

We've arrived at. the front page and find that "Blane Nolr" is really a serious question. "Should army officers be black or white?" demands L'Oeuvre in a campaign which it is carrying on in its columns. This morning General Verraux answers that he will stake his fortunes on the black as well as onr the white. "Permit me to reply thru your columns to my numerous friends who Bare asked me to express my opinion," writes-General Verraux.

"I have always believed that the skin of a blaek- man was equal in value to that of a white, I believe his heart beats like-that of a white man, his brains have the same anatomical structure I Confiscated hootch is mighty which has become commonplace be- 1U1 TX TmV Yet cause of much association, takes on is our custom to do this, let take notice that some of the face SSTiIS SS51r5S ibSS of which come these beautiful sua or the winter moon. The year handy to have on hand as presents to folks who need fixing. "Whenever a man is absolutely cer tain that he can't be wrong about SF2ttffi PWbW console in VpWance the fca- for something Possibly it is listen- of Buddha anything, remarks the Jewell Repub lican with the finality of deep convic I suggest that we make this year. At Last a Place. A hog grower near Halstead has tried the experiment of feeding oat tion, "he ought to run1 a newspaperi THE KAKSAIT STANDS JOB SgniUtfi freight rates and better rtH-road xerrlce.

JTorth and south 'traficwaj and mora cress-town car lines. Industrial and-rttail trade development. Ccapletioa of Berenth street, viaduct. Sinewed Northwestern railroad freight and passenger service. Street and road improvement and garbage disposal system.

Definite city planning program, civic center sew court house. Public parks and playground equipment for for awhile." ma iu ucai nit; uuiauii vviuub iuui mean new trial for the refugees of the It may be the souls of flowers are stirring In their graves, asking. "Is this resurrection day?" meal to hogs and finds they thrive It joins the National Humane association in securing federal laws making the transportation and slaughter of our food animals sanitary and humane, and in correcting other forms of cruelty thruout the country. It is keeping before the public the definite, and practical value ethically, and financially, of practicing the golden rule. Banditry is becoming so common that'it no longer first page stuff.

It looks like Europe is getting ready to open the new year right, with a battle or something real exciting. Even if America should call another conference in Europe, it is doubtful if a quorum would attend. It is to be hoped that Uncle Sam will not get the conference habit, as Europe has it. "When politicians have a chance to enjoy a junket and get on the front page at the same time, they are not going to letJoose of the snap until pried loose. WHAT OTHER PAPERS SAY would like better to have my jgrandcblldren 1023, an honest to goodness bappy year.

Let us mean it when we say "Happy New Year trouble with many of us 1 that we worry and fret and stew. We arc afraid of this and afraid that Three serious objections to the on it At last, therefore, a proper use has serve under a black general who conducts them automobile are stated by the Amer- It is hot There will still be storm to victory than under a white general who been found for oat meal. Now if icus Greeting "1, It takes all the and stress. With onerude swipe the money out of the country. 2.

It gruff elements will move the winter would lead them to defeat. A military genius is -rarely found among the whites, let us admit that it will be more rare among the blacks, but that will happen. There isn't one of some way. can be demised forTdispds-ing of salad, man may once more get back to the place where he will have kills too many people: 3. If is sunshine away, and in Its stead bring buk ha8 stayed awake half tho penciled lines-of limbs and duns of night worrying over something which let's not say that it is Impossible." never happened." The exercise of a.

something to eat. Best Paying Half Acre. Of course, there is the question of black and skies and howling ruffians of storm. Winter sunshine Is merely a quick smile from everybody's lover, Nature, the sweeter because it is so soon The best paying farming plot, in white on the Rhine in the French troops of occupation. This is really a delicate question, but nevertheless it echoes and re-echoes thru the Paris pres.

in repented denials of German propa ruining the morals of the people." Worse than all these is the fact that it won't run without gas. Bound to be ahead again, the Leavenworth Post announces: ''Only twelve more shopping months until Christmas." Warbles the sage of the Ottawa Herald the world is said to be located within hidden under the great cloak of twenty-five miles of Kansas City, on clouds with which she muffles her a half acre of ground belonging to W. I person in winter. ganda. The French declare that the Arabs are not black.

American tourists insist that they are Pullman porter shade. But as these north era Africans really are nQt blacks In the strict "The candy's gone the way of chow, Copyright. 1S21, by Newspaper Feature MARRIAGE The toys have gone to smash, Service, And all that's left of Christmas bow Traitor Try Jhem for Treason It is becoming evident that the wets will not stop until they become active 'traitors and some of them reap the penalty of treason, which is death. "Whatever may be the ramification of the crimes at Mer Rouge, (and the cases seem tohave many angles), the one outstanding fact is that the whole thing grew out of determination on the part of bottlepgers to override constitutional law. In Columbus, a similar defiance of PROBLEMS By Adele Garrison Is a bit of turkey hash." 1 i little common sense would convince us of the foolishness of our fears.

"Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his What is tho use of unavailing anxiety? Life is made unhappy by many silly fears. One of these is tho popular obsession about tho "rainy day" that we must forever struggle toj lay up money against evil times. Read the Sermon on the Mount: "Behold the fowls of tho air; for they sow not, neither do they reap. nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?" We should work and serve, not for the sake of riches, but for the love of our work and service.

If we live' lives of hls sort we can be happy, no matter whether the mate- -rial reward is large or small. It is the penny we earn that rejoices um it is the earning. There cn bo no doubt the admiral It was the Arkansas City Traveler '(I ,1 sense of the word, we must eliminate them from the list of devotees to the latest Paris vogue. Byj w. r.

SUIXIVAX St. Louis, Dec. 25. Some time next spring exact date indefinite, the centenary of an important epoch in history will be reached. Early in April or 3Iay of the coming year, according to available records, is the 100th anniversary of the first trip of a steamboat thru the -waters of th Mississippi river.

who first gave commendation to the man who can get the greatest mileage HOW MADGE VALIANTLY FACED out of a dollar. Romances of the Seas A phantom fleet, sighted off the coast of Brazil, possibly a squadron of Swedish vessels on an instruction cruise; a submarine given to Kemal but barred from the Straits by allied ships, bobbincr ud to rob MRS. BARKER. Even as I rushed back to the Bar Advice to Girls ker house after the receipt of the telegram from Lillian I was swiftly -law is in progress. Because of enforcement Accounts of the trip made by the irginia are family physician, has no lovdk for my husband because of old differences, which, however, have nothing to dp with Miss Foster.

He is a peculiar man, and, I believe, danger-out when angered. The engagement no longer exists, and he is very bitter toward Miss Foster." I drew a deep breath and went on "When he read the newspaper accounts of this nerformance. he was of the prohibitory measure the citv com- ships like a modern piratical both amusing and interesting. The boat left its By ANNIE LAURIE. marshaling in my mind the things ess missioner.

are threatened with death, and Admiral Stark, anti-Bolshevik who Jft would; have to do in order to elude 1 1 M.l tl. I. 4J I .7 i 1- 1. Dear Annie Laurie Doctor rettit, who naif-insane with anger and wounded affection for Claire Foster-was drawing nearer As vou know, a woman is verv is right. Happiness does add to the wild rage absurdly and un-1 length of days.

sensitive about telling her age, there unuer guaru. mu imu xjis ucei hum viaunusiuo. wueii It is timcithat this thing were handled the Japanese'left, browsing from port to 'without gloves. Fines for violation of con- port in China these are but a few of the 'stitutional law are silly and play into the romances on the high seas today, hands of people who are nothing less than iMore appealing to modern adventurers, Minn.) the incident causing great interest and excitement along the route. Everyone marveled at the success attained in steam navigation, while the Indians, frightened at what they thought to be a spiritual monster bringing an evil omen, fled out of its sightMnto to us with every throb of his swift justly against Mr.

Graham. I have Happiness stimulates the heart. Tt fore, I will ndt tell Altho I will say, in order that you may give motor. I must telephone to Dicky, the advice I am asking for, that I am must get a motor car to take us to raitors to the federal government in that perhaps, is the commercial rivalry, the the hills and forests. vir.ht.

4 li Anrtitn4in" VrSii -tail pnmnotitinn lioftiTOAn nailM-io trtf Vi a iraAa past 35 years of age. I am an "old maid" as some of the some point upon which Dicky and I should agree. I must waken Claire Data compiled by old navigators and historians just learned that he started for here at 3 o'clock this morning. At any cost, he and Mr. Graham must not meet, for Mr.

"Graham is as fiery-tempered as Doctor Pettit. "Now, I want a telephone at once," I hurried on, "a motor car in half an hour, breakfast in between, and where an I find out about trains to children call me, and it makes me feel badly, for I would not be an old Foster, have her ready to leave in record-breaking time, and I must Kentenees are feeble and ridiculous. of tho world. Fleet is matched against The penalty for treason, is death. Open fleet, ship against ship and men against rebellion to fundamental law is not to be raenT Not the fastest, not yet the safest, finnrlla1 Viv ta1ioa onuHc avnn ctnfo hilt the BlITMt POTTintitor Will XTin.

It IS maid if "fate" had net been against recount some of these very amusing incidents accompanying this important maiden steamboat voyage." In the collections of the Minnesota Historical sqciety the following entry appears: plan our road home so. that thero me, and I may outlive the name drives the blood in more powerful current thru the vessels, to clean tho tissues and to clear the brain. HappineNS makes us breathe more deeply. It gives us greater supply of life-giving oxygen. Happiness excites clear It gives winsomeness and magnetism to the possessor.

Happiness is contagious. It will add to the length of your life, and It will add days to tbe lives of others with whom you associate. Let us make this a Happy New Year, indeed, and we shall live longer because of our happiness! when you advise me. should be no danger of Doctor Pettit's finding our route. Last, but itUMU'V V.

wu J' 11.. -r CJk I was deeply in love with a man courts. The federal government must take peace-time game for lighting men, with y-e KJedi aS to Krt Sri by no means least. I must enlist Mrs. New York on" some other road than the one going thru Caldwln, and motor roads which will connect me with Barker's aid in placating the irate IiOIU pi the matter, ana li it cannot en- raagmnceni rewaras ior ine victors ana Anthony.

She was four days getting over the when we were both young, but we had a Quarrel, as most young couples do, and of course separated. The Rock Island rapids, and obstacle which it had 'force the law by aid of federal authorities physician, or at least throwing him such a route? And will you give off the track when he should arrive. man married, but I knew he was the Doctor Pettit a note from me if he impotence lor the losers. The call is loud and clear, but only men can hear it. The United States is in the congest, but has one foot onUhe land, as tho afraid of By the time I had reached the door only one I loved so -I remained comes here? I hate to trouble you, but really, I am alone here among single, with 'good thoughts of him way I realized that I must -tackle Mrs.

first. She could give me 'then martial law must prevail, and violators of the constitution must be tried by courts martial. So long as present methods prevail, the contempt for the fundamental law will be and evil ones also for the wrong he strangers I know I am tresspassing on your did me. tho it was as much my fault the sea. Many of her ships are laid up in docks, rotting for want of capital and men as his.

1 been supposed would prevent steamers from navigating the Upper Mississippi. "As it was the first steamer ever seen by the Dakotahs in this neighborhood their fright was extreme. They took it for some supernatural monster and fled to the woods and hills, with their hair and blankets streaming. "The success of the Virginia in reaching the mouth of the St. Peter's river (now.

the Miune-sota)- opened the Upper Mississippi to steam navigation, the mightiest agent in making the then wilderness blossom as a rose." My voice trailed off in trepidation come more pronounced and the criminals to recondition and put them into service. the wets will become the bolder in their There is much waving of flags, much talk His wife has been dead for about ten years. She lived only a short time after they were married. The the information I sorely needed concerning telephones, motor cars and routes. She was nowhere to be seen, altho I knew she was busy somewhere about the house, because, the old man who had brought me the telegram had said she had sent hhn to me.

I made at the steady, critical gaze she gave Had indeed, trespassed too far "on her patience? vounsr man that once was mv lover. disregard of the rights of American citi- of patriotism in the demand for a subsidy. 1 A 1. Jl 1 A A is now my- old lover. He begs me to Is that what is needed to put an American marry him and to forget the past tens to eniorcement or the constitution.

There arc plenty of violators of the law who deserve death right now. my way down the hair to the empty dining-room, and crossed it to the He says that he always loved me and Little Bennv's always will, and I knew he once did kitchen door, where I knocked depre- Answers to Health Questions A. B. C. Does palu in the right side around the wuist indicate gall-bladder trouble? Can gall-stones be cured by any other means than an operation? 2 What are the symptoms of kidney stones, and what can be taken that will dissolve them? A Tbe pain may be due to a variety of jcauses, such as appendicitis, hernia, constipation and kidney trouble.

Gallstones cannot be cured by any other method than an operation. 2 The symptoms of kidney-stones are backache, frequent urination, blood in the urine and albumen in merchant marine, named, by Americans, upon the high seas Or, are we merely too busy and practical to be lured from our chosen ways by the field of adventure and romance! Leavenworth Post. He is now a wealthy man and' I am catingly. sure he can make me happy and Note Book By IEE PAPK. -tThe George Matthw Adams Barries.) still love him, but still the past is "Oh, It's You!" "Come in." Mrs.

Barker's voice, Authorities differ as to the date of the trip. Edward D. Neill, in his writing on the history of Minnesota, says: "The arrival of the steamer Virginia is an epoch in the history of the Dakotah nation that will probably be transmitted to their posterity as long as they exist as a people. It reached the fort on the 10th of May and was saluted by a discharge of cannon." Some authorities fix the' date of start and ar- very hard to forget. What shall do? PATIENCE.

Patience: while pleasant enough, was crisp, and I guessed that she' did not relish in Six Hundred Per Cent Patriotism The proposal to loan fifteen hundred terruptlons to her work. I pushed open The Gr tally Growing City Kansas City is to have a tuberculosis colony, so built as to give the best of air, as muxh outdoor life as possible. 'Twenty-seven acres are set apart for this "work by the park department! Office I building and nine cottages are to be cou- structed this summer. Excellent! It is in your power to be very happy, my dear. You love each the door, and found myself in a big, millions more to Europe finds its advocates The Park Ave.

News. Weather. Medium. Spoarts. The members of the other.

Forgive this man completely immaculately clean kitchen, with trance to relate. r' TiTal os May and 10 Captain Tred A. for his unkindness to you. Put it out araons many financiers flowering plants at the windows, and urine due to Irritation. Nothing will of your mind forever and go ahead brilliant parti-colored rag rugs soft however, these same are heat Dill, UL ruui, lueiuucr ui uie xivucu Rivermen's association, in his researches, points Drednaught football teem had to dissolve kidney stones.

witn your ure as li it had never ening the severe linoleum floor covering. Mrs. Barker, erect, efficient and edly opposed on patriotic grounds to -ont tnat the shortness of eight days for a trip waif 4i Yistv-tw ttttfvfM Co tf a niAn. happened. ANNIE LAURIE.

nail uvui ivi iucix uamuaj ay a v- i a .1 A- P- 9l am a Slrl 39 years of The tuberculosis colonv will be on high the proposal to loan American farmers one of such length in those days was impossible and wholesome- in spotless gingham work ing1 costume, was putting muffins into a pan, while a rather euiky-iooKing ground overlooking the rubis of old Quiii- hundred millions. In the case of tlje loan "tlaro, and the sweep of the Missouri" river to Europe, there 'd be nice "pickings." In for many miles, together with the Missouri the case of the loan to farmers the "pick- With the poets girl was attending to the frying of that either the boat started before May 2 or it was later in the month when it reached its destination. As the differing autb-ities do not establish any proven facts for their findings it probably never will be determined the exact date of the trip other than the" year. potatoes. hills somo ten miles distant.

It is an ideal inffs" that now exist would cease. Hence Oh, it's you!" TUrs. Barker dropped uws iet oaikiua uu awuuui, ui oaiu agef hCfRnt 5 feet 7 inches. Will Crosses baby sister Udeen having his you kindly tell me how much I should foot ball and Sam not being allowed weigh? .0 away from UtJ JIVSZ TU cause if she once starts crying nobody can tell wen she'll stop. j.

r. t. Q-I am 17 years old and BIzniss and Financials Fortunes suffering from a "smoke cough." Made in Frogs! You can sell tbou- will you kindly tell me how to over-sands for their hine legs, 2 tad poles come this condition? for sale cheep to enybody wants to a xtnn nmnkimr tuV-A wn i.rai.. the last spoonful of soft, almost bat the the' patriotic" opposition to the loan to farmer. Some folk's patriotism re- THE HUMAN TOUCH Tis not the product of Nor of education, as such ter-like dough into the muffin tins, dusted her hands together altho I Tis something: more elemenal, Accounts of the second voyage made by the could see no flour on them and xne bud tie human touclr popped the pans into the oven before she spoke again.

sponds quickly to twinges of the pocket-book nerve. Hutchinson Gazette. FACTS ABOUT KANSAS No flowery language is needed. Nor do mere words count for much: start a frog farm. See Lew Davis.

'ling and exercise regularly Her air of absorption was Such The spirit and thought behind them, out-of-doors. Poem by Skinny Martin unis is tne numan toucn. that I did not feel like speaking until she should have finished, and when Virginia. In the fall of the same year draw a most striking contract between navigation in its infancy and the present-day development. Among the difficulties, experienced by the navigators in their firsl trips was that of providing fuel for the engine.

Members' of, the crew. accounts say, would often le forced to leave the boat along the route and cho wood to keen the steam engine pro location, and if the spirits of "William Te-cumseh Sherman, Gov. Charles Robinson, Preston B. Plumb, John P. Walden, Horace Greeley and other boosters of old Quin-idaro could look upon the new scene pre- sented, they would doubtless feel that their I old dreams were being realized, only in an way.

One thing alone is lacking and that may Icome-rthat is, the securing of the ruins of old Quindaro to be kept intact as far as as a park in memory of old days. 'Those ruins will yet become priceless relics. Before Meels A sort of kindred feeling. she turned from the oven she quickly Embracing' all. humankind My hair is the fearsest to combnd Mac I am troubled with palpitation of the heart.

Will you please tell me what to do for this trouble? A Probably you are a nervous In Whoever doesn't perceive this watcn tnose mourns netter tnan Is deaf and dumb and blind. you did yesterday, Jennie," she said curtly. "1 don't want to have an dividual, easily upset by emotion. Tbe first thing to do la to be reassured as regards your health. Have a good vided with fuel Tne tnr'U of a hearty handclasp.

The account of this second trip also bears out i fir 5ft Captain. Bill's assertion that a trip of this Make human life worth while. other scorched batch pn my hands. brush Of enybody I ever met, But theres one tune its at my mersey And thats wen I get it socking wet Science and Inventions. In a series of Ixperiments made in Prof.

Puds SImkinses kitchen last Wedses Come into the dining-room, Mrs. doctor examine your heart to make Graham." Kansas has no state indebtedness. Kansas has'' no saloons. Kansas has the best farm buildings, on an average, in America. Kanas has an exceptionally large bank deposit per capita.

Kansas is the healthiest state in the union, and shown by federal statistics. sure it is normal, as it probably Is. What Madge Feared. She led the way out of the kitchen, The smallest of gifts welcome, The power of lovy is such, But tie the package with love knots, Including: the human touch. Mrs.

Ida Xodler. Then build yourself up in general health. Sleep in a cool and well-ventl- day on tbe cooks day off Prof. Sun- length would require' more than eight days. The second voyage between the same two points required fifteen They call it the English language because it is the onlylanguage that is not spoken by the people.

of tily ignoring the sulky muttering which th girl at the stove sent after 'Straage Five railroads have announced "their intention of combining in the East, the all five roads approving the her. kins and Prof. Benny Potts discovered lated room and avoid heavy bedding that certen foods cant berate, eutch and stimulants. Tea, coffee ttA to- as egg shells with the egg out, ba- bacco must be used only In modera- nanna skins with tbe bananna out and tion. With better general health, onions skins with the onion out, wile your heart symptoms will disappear, certen foods can- be ate if necessary, Be sure ta correct constipation if it I count the days in the fall until In 1918, 361.193 tons of rock salt were Many of our neighbors have to pay so much produced in Kansas, valued at merger: my boarders go," she said when the door had closed, "not because I don't enjoy them, but because I can't abide for luxuries that they have nothing left for thev The Araoar interests announce the pur- 451,311 tons of evaporated salt, valued at necessities.

euch a9 potato peaiing9 with the I is present. the help you get nowadays. I'd much chase of another bis packing plant; to go potato out, and most of the outside of rather do the work myself, but I can't Manv men hate money so they can't bear to a cancl elope. M. G.

B. I was in an accident land had a bone chipped in the joint Skool Notes. Reddy Merfya re- nr irW Th VVtT A I into effect the first of the year. In 1918, the last report available, The significant thing. in these -transac- 947 tons of coal were produced from Kau- cook and wait on table at the same time, with all these boarders, so sas mines, valued at $22,540,000.

when they're here I have to put up with a specimen like that one in the ports are fearse etery munth but he cIjtht weeks ago. Will you please seems eattisfied on account of allway tell me whether it should be healed having the most pencils with the and whether I will be crippled from sharpest points of enybody in 'the ft? kitchen. But that's neither here nor MOUXTAIX PEAKS Bewitching drapery hangs around, The mountain top concealing; The winds blow soft the clouds away. Its fair outlines revealing. The eagle makes thy cliffs its home.

Above thy bare peak sailing And guardeth his own nestlings there. With vigilance unfailing. While, far below, the -valley smiles. With fields and laughing river; And man dreams on. toils on.

sings on. With love that lives forever. The clouds oft veil the certain truth For which men's souls are yearning: Oft sunlight, too. the rift shines thru. And man is ever learning.

The outlines of Gods table-lands. And aU the glories fringing; Are even now upon my mind, In golden tints Impinging. I love the vales and fhelds below. Where purling streams meander: But, O. I love the crags and heightsr And their vast lonely splendor I find Ood here.

I find God there. heart His praise is singing, there. What's on your mind? Bad news in your telegram?" class. A Without making a rjersonal t. think of anybody else getting hold of any of it.

Vassar president says beautiful girls are often brainy. But it matters not whether they are brainy, so long as they are beautiful, does it? Scientists say a new and mysterious factor has been found in fooLUp to now the only mysterious factor found in food has been the price. Vienna doctor has told all he women iu the. world how they may be beautiful, gosh I how they will dread it. "Not bad, but upsetting news," I returned, "and I need your help very much.

I know it's not necessary to amination. it would be impossible for me to advise you. The doctor who is treating you can best advise you about this condition. The Safe Way '(j Begin your new course of life with the least show and the least expense possible; you may at pleasure in- ask you to respect the confidence I am going to give you. I know yon stions is that there is an anti-trust law on the statute books, and such mergers until recently were considered illegal.

Indeed, the government has refused to give its to them. Yet they proceed, "business as usual," just as it is with the wets. VJhat is the law or the constitution be- Whet the Humane Society It Doing There are two kinds of armies in the world armies of cruelty and armies of mercy. The Humane society is allied with rthe army of mercy. It is an organization 'ctfmucsed of men and women yrho actively In the year ending July 30, 1919, 540,000 barrels of oil were produced in Kansas.

The market value approximated $31,000,000. One man -and his wife lived happily together twenty years and never had a cross word then one unfortunate year they went baying Christmas presents together. I The midshipman who offered his flask to the secretary of the navy succeeds to the crown of the world's champ optimist. The League of Nations can't go very far without' money, iftid for the present at least the good oldbank is shut. will do that without asking." rit4IU-CoPln4 wiu nwer read.

The Ktnun quMtlona on miwi on "I've been considered pretty close- crease both, but you cannot easily diminish them. Do not think your ofr." weSSftet'B mouthed since I was a child," she returned with, a note st pride in One pastor says the average girl 'goes to a dance wearing onlyvfbur Well, well take word for it. It ma main iwitTiinr mt all. tmf- n-nm a i mi estate your own wnue any man can call upon you for money which you cannot pay; therefore begin with iiwb ji cannot oo pab-iB th'" Doctor Copaland will, when too question ir a proper on write you personally. If self-ad dressed; stamped envetom in anrloaf au .71 timorous par gimm only.

Let it be your her Toice, and I knew that I had struck the right "key. "When Miss Foster was in our town," I began, "she was engaged to a physician, who, while he is our n.U,2 Copoland. ears of (In humbler paths, or upper air first care not to be in any man Th? by Newspaper w. nuu u.u uwii mr0vu me wiore Heavens music e'er is ringing! has just married a man by the name of Ditto. Herbert Taylor Stephens nrlca, Iaa.