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Till: IHtOOKI.YN DAILY NT.N YORK. WKDNMSDAY. AIMJIh 11. Ur2. 16 A "Bottled" Is Presented Other News of the Stage and Screen AMI SEMINTS MANHATTAN.

I "March Hares" Music of the Day The Theaters Bi EDWARD AJtTHUR POLL0CK Mayor Walker, Colli Mavor Walker has accepted the role of Collie for the Lambs' annual troiic to be held on April 29, and the Lambs are delighted. The program will include the names ol practically all the prominent Lambs now playing in or near New York. As usual, the sketches will be selected from the best of those given during the past winter at the private gambols, with the addition of a number of new ones. In "Bottled," an Unassuming Comedy at the Booth Theater, Three Worms Turn and Catch Their Persecutor Bootlegging. OTTLKD is a play alxmi three worms that turned The Gabrilov Ballet Moderne at the Callo Theater A Debut in Carnegie Hal.

THERE is at least one good dancer among the sixty-odd who make up Alexander Gabrilov's company. About the others we are less certain. The troupe appears oddly assorted neophytes of toe-technique range by the side of soft-shoe experts, the latter culled, one imagines, from the vaudeville agencies of Broadway. Among these contortionists a curious disorder prevails. The skeleton of design is apparent occasionally in what they do, but synchronization has not been achieved, and from this distraction results.

Viewed individually, the members of the company strike one as adequate ballet material; their concerted efforts, however, are not beguiling. nt them and grandmother to deal of money. They caught the righteous old lady bootlegging in the end oi.ci forced $75,000 from her. She was a pretty well-imagined character, the were. too.

and all the members of so the new play by Anne Collins and Alice Timoney. coming to the Bootn Theater last night, did much to make the evening a pleasant one. Progressing not altogether by leaps and bounds, pausing often to be loo Indulgent in the matter of permitting its characters to talk at length and to little purpose. "Bottled" cannot quite avoid being a bore occasionally. it Harry Wagetaff Gribble Satire at Theater.

And yet there clings to its characters respect. Old lady McMullin borders on being an achievement in character drawing and the others are true enough for all purposes, truer by ir than the men and women who people eight out of ten of the plays i that Tight their way futilely into Broadway theaters. They have. too. the advantage of interpretation by m-tors who.

though you may have heard little of them before, know wrmt is expected of in honestly written plavs and have the facuincs and the facilities for doing it. It is a comic tale they help to tell, its amusing qualities adulterated by the slow pace at which it is written and played, but bursting out. nevertheless, now and then despite the handicap of a lack of friskiness in the authors. The plot, though well planned, is not expert, by a good deal. Old ladv McMullin has raised her cld-maid 'daughter, her shiftless, mid-cile-aged son and her sprightly little granddaughter with an iron, cruel and nuiie righteous hand.

Mary Lou. the girl, is coming of age in the first act and her grandfather's will that day is read. He ran for many years prosperous distillery, the wealth of which the daughter, son and granddaughter now expect to inherit. They have looked forward to spending freely, since they have never been used to nionev; they have even borrowed already, 'intending this day to pay. But thev find when the will is read it.

is the distillery alone they have inherited and not a cent in cash. And who. in these days, wants a dis-ullerv? Hard old Ellen McMullin has pocketed all the money the distillery earned before Prohibition. The distillery, however, is loaded to the window sills with good whisky. I for the McMulIins made the best Kentucky.

The disappointed heirs hence have an idea. They will, while the old one is not looking, sell several thousand dollars worth of it and give Ilujr Set. rPTTP-DTnic Wi In Adfsntr Bhy al 44 St. MM. in tt 3.00.

Ticp daily 11 8 30. A Paramount Pirtur INGS act fin -y 1" THf. ffCLICIS T'Ce-TiWaai. ALVIN w- 5:11 s'- 1,1 cl- 8 30. Mats.

Wed. and Rat. 3 30 FRKII Alibi. AST.4IHK WIl.I.IAM KF.NT, VICTOR MOORF ta FUNSY FACE fm- mt 1 fiKRSHWIN MUSli: ERLANGER'S 44 st Ev" 8 a Mats. Wed.

and GEO. M. COHAN iKLM-SELFl AND HIM COM1D1AVS in The MERRY MAL0NES HUDSON 44 8t- o' B'way. Evs .8 Matinees WED. nud SAT.

2:30 TJIE NEW COHAN FAECE WHISPERING FRIENDS With A DISTINGUISHED CAST AMl'SEMEXTS BROOKLYN. 4 MONSTER N.V.A. MIDNIGHT SHOWS NEXT SAT. AT 11:30 P. M.

E. F. ALBEE KEITH-ALBEE I LOEWS BUSHWICK HILLSIDE KEITH-ALBEE TILYOU THIS YEAR POPULAR PRICES GREATEST MINGLE SHOW EVER IN BROOKLYN ALL lllls IVKKK N. V. A.

WEEK Albee JAMES BARTON WHITING I BURT Happincsil Gracella lother Girla Theodore! Aela CHICAGO Direct from Broadway ft KFITM.Ai ate I l.nui .1 Mo HOMART HARRY LANGD0N II in ins New xl ri Starta "TheLat Moment Pop. Prkei WERBA'S BROOKLYN Mats. Wed. A fiat E. at 8:15.

Mats. 3:15. Sharp OTIC MRS. FISKE and SKINNER HENRIETTA CROSMAN in Shaketifave'a 4 omeriy 'The Merry Wives of Windsor" NwFRED STONES nll IKIHOTIIY r-1 WER3AS HAM II. UARH1S' Comedy Blot "CHICAGO" IVERA ON A', Evs Wed Mat Sat Mat MAI rCTir Ti.Mirs final a-ay iiv HI).

SAT. With LAURA HOPE CREWS DIRECT FROM A PULL YEAR ON BROADWAY Sundae 2 lo II FEATI'RE PHOTOPLAY AND VAUDEVILLE NEXT WEEK SEATS NOW Prior to Broadway The MESSRS. SHIBERT Freaent "The Red Robe" The Grew test of Operatic Muifral Comedy Productions With All-Star Cast BROOKLYN ACADEMY OP MFSIO I RIOAY APRIL IX, at I an Brooklyn Concert ol Seaaon BOSTON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA SFRCIE KorsEVIT7.KY, Conductor Frank Sheridan. Pianist, Soloist Program Xow. Boy.Qfflee.

Tel. Sterling 7fa) BROOKI.VN ACADEMY OP MLSIC Thura. Apr. 11, IS. 14.

T.M. THE INSTITUTE PLAYERS In That llllarloui Comedy Tlekel. Xow. Bo Olllre. Tel.

Sterllnr dllKI SI fcoms JKayhom 100 rineappl. Rt. Tel. Main 17J7 lb. l.rn.r Ir.ra Hotel 81.

Ge.rta) Tueaday and Wednesday, April In and II "White Gold." lieo. Banrrolt Jelta Goudal "Forty Thousand Mllea With l.lndy" J'PUHX TRAN Fai not i.i as lUBANKd in "THK OAlTno" Nil Al, JOI.MON in "THK JAZZ MINIiKH' VlUphnnf Hynrhrontfitlon Arrnmpitinmwt Viler uombmx JIMMIE'S WOMEN AMISKMKNTS qiEENS. JAMAICA. Tel. Rrp.

Jsmalra Aw. f.Mh 81. Matt. Wed. and ftaC in The Baby Cyclont StKt Him-Ii star laat "CONSTANT ITE' SHOWING TODAY TOMORROW Sama Beau Sahreuri aloe audetlll.

TRA AMUSEMENTS MANHATTAN. HARi rS Twl. Da If Hie. Mon. at S.4l 40 HOPKINS 1.S5 W.

4lt. I ir. IU44. 2S0 Times 1 HLA1 HE PRODUCTION A. A.

SIILNll'S KYin The IVORY DOOR Mnpncrn w.oi Eva. 830 MUKUStU Mats. Wed. Bat 2:30 GREATFST THRU LIB EtER HTAUED! SILENT HOUSE PLAYHOUSE XvVe'dsal'It IS The Queen's Husband with ROLAND YOUNG "Immensely engaging playj Woollcott, World I. AST WE EI XMl 5 Mary Baall Violet Kemble NASH RA1UBONE ommand to Love with Henry Stephenaon T.onp-flcre 48'n w.

ot B'tij uragacre wed.AtSat.a30 Mats. Wfd. A Sat. 3:30 SHUBERT West 44th 8t' Evening 8:30 Mats. Wfd.

nnd Sac. LAURETTE TAYLOR in ZOE AKIN9- TUT! PlfTJTVS EDITH TOTTEN 48 W. of B'way Ap. 11), 3: Ap. 15.

3:45: Ap 17, 3 Sigfrid Marmadulte Vnander Presents FniMA THfiM AQ mj- awi iiviunt; Tni-iui-vA JOHN GILBERT GRETA GARB0 la TftVP. Based on Tolstoi's Novel. "Anna Metro-Qoldwvn Mayer ricwre lamkk A Boris Petroff Production, featuring WALT ROf SNt and THE CAPITOL1ANS and well known and original entertainers. CAPITOL AT EMPIRE Broadway 40th St. Evs.

8:30 Mats. Wed. and Sat. GILBERT MILLER Presents H0LBR00K BLINN In FF.RflNC MOLNAR'S ComedT THE PLAY'S THE THING SEE and HEAR Dolores Coitello in Warner Bros. Vita phone Talking Picture "TtNUERLOKN" with Conrad Nage! Warner Thea.

R'waT at St. 7th Avfnn AOth hlrrfl Grfat Eatr Program and aster Ballft DlTfrtivrmrntH ItO pa, pelf, William Fox Prestntn "WHS SAILORS GO WROMi" Peraonal Dir. S. L. Rothafel 'Roxyi ilUUM west 45th St.

Evs. 8 Aims, jnurs. and sat. at 2:30 INTERFERENCE By Roland Pertwee and Harold Dearden MASQUE Str.W.of B'way mnw, wea. tx WILLARD MACK In Hi Newest criOIrT TnT Success IU4 MARTIN BECK THEATRE.

45 8th Ave Evenings 8:30. Matinees Wed. Bat. 2 30 The SHANNONS OF BROADWAY CIVIC REPERTORY iOc.lt. Id.

II. Hi lltli Wed 30 EVA LE GALXIENNE Mai. Today Thura. Gahlee" Tonlrht "The Good Hone" TNA CLAIRE In "OI HETTERS." with CONSTANTS f-otrt" HENRY MILLER'S Th- 12w- wins, niurs. as oat.

NOW rKL I'ARKOLL 50 7 Av. Eva. 8:30. Mats. Thurs.

and Sat. 2M0. MARGARET "A nuper-Umart Hammond, I Tribune aivrence in "THE BHIAVIOK af Mr. RANI," CARL IKMM1.E Prenvnli WE AMERICANS OLO B'WAT and Md T. Twim Daily.

All heali Hfftfrvrd allta WEEK FULTON a i a 8 t. BETTER THAN "THE BAT" Evgs. at 8:30. MATINEFfl WED. SAT.

NCLE CENTRAL B'way 47 St TOM'S CABIN Tu-ice IHily, Sun. to ilol. Matt, at 3 NATIONAL 41 w- o' B'way. Bva, 30 oiaia. wea.

and Hat THE TRIAL OF MARY DUGAN With Ann Hardlnt ana Rex Cherrjman MUSIC BOX 30 Aiai.i. wea. ana nat. MADGE KENNEDY in PARIS BOUND b' BARKY FEATURE FILMS To Rename Mansfield Theater Ihcy were the third, forced them out of a good the east did very well by them. And I ana to ns lines a ceuain nuniij moi 'Bottled" A I)' ai.d Oiiiil oor: .11 he Hncnh HIE CAST M( Twuie Cobb McMullill Lou Loal Trimble Rice Kiien Bulger H.

C.er:.;il Ci.llith.i M.Vo-. John M. Robe.ts Maud ir.r.'.d themselves pocket money. This is no easy matter, the old haridan being what she is. and they spend a whole act trying to get the whisky out to customer while Mother Mac is off discussing good works with the h'shop.

She returns in time to catch them She threatens them with Fedee.il officers and a sojourn in Atlanta. I' is not until the next morning that they what she did while pretending to be in conference with the good i bishop. Then it is they who threaten. And thev who win. There are good bits of fun in this (nice turned into comedy by characterization.

The bits come too far apart lor best effect and perhaps they are too gentle to make anything like a roaring success. The cast as a whole acquits itself well. Maud Durand mTkes a rock-bound old lady McMullin. William H. Gerald.

Halliam Bosworth. Nellie Callahan and Al Roberts play with a nice reticence and at the same time with an equally nice effect. Mildred McCoy, as the alert granddaughter, represents a lively little Kntuck-inn without a simper or sign of affec- tation. She has a bit of charm. like the comedy itself, thev are all very likable though slow.

The director who chose and guided them deserves to have his name upon the n'ogram. Lawson Appearing in "Wlunpenng fried J. the George M. Cohan farce, at the lludnon Theater. inn i nicuy it', the 1 "ban I iuM't ha been I)', the Com pal')' of 'a (inure troupes for 1:1 tn: pit tine hou.v.s.

iu; AW 1,11, 11, Will l.ea i II he a new -ketch and Mine Pompadour" mil next M.io'l Jtihir.ion. costume de- inner lor Zirglrld. the Eat I Carroll "Vanitiis and others. hn iv.7iied Elsie emrnmmmemmunmmmm mini eimm urn It- I i Lew Fields' Cognomen to Co Above the Door When "Present Arms" Is Produced There. Notes of Plays and Players.

p-yHE MANSFIELD THEATER, at which "Present Arms" is to be offered, la fortnight hence, Is undergoing a process of renovation and prepara-tion. as well as a change of name, for hereafter the electric signs will announce to the world that this playhouse is to be known as the Lew Fields Cl'HING ent will make itself known as the sea son of this Ballft Mooerne progresses. Meanwhile, Mr. Larsen and Mr. Gabrilov may be watched with interest, and the music is not bad.

The ballets unfold to a melange of Dukes, Glli.ka, Tcherepnine, Rossini. Dvorak, Rim- Korsakow, Kreisler. Chopin. Grainger, Hoist, and lesser men, and the orchestra functions under the direction of Eugene Fuerst. The American Society for Cultural Relations with Russia presented Naoum Blinder, a young violin virtu oso, in an American debut recital at I tnrnetiie nan last evening.

iii. ami-tier displayed virtues of tone and technique that place him well above the average fiddler, though insufficient at the moment to account him among the great. He played music by-Bach Tartini, Chausson and shorter pieces by a variety of composers a program conventional enough to permit attention to the manner of its rendition. Precisely what Mr. Blinder lacks we find it difficult to say his style, perhaps, is insufficiently individual and assured, his address is without bonafide brilliance.

Yet one listened with pleasure to his musician-ly treatment of several works. He wis accompanied by Valentine Pav-lcwsky. OTHER MUSIC. A "second performance of "Robin Hood" took place at the Brooklyn Little Theater last evening. Some changes of cast enlivened the proceedings the Robin Hood, for in stance, was none other than Ralph Brainard, who played a production of former days.

As Sir Guy of Gis- borne, Richard Hochfelder, a young Brooklyn tenor, made a favorable debut. Henry Ramsey appeared as Friar Tuck and Harold Wollenhaupt as Little John, the more stalwart of Robin Hood's confederates. Other roles were filled as on Monday night. The performance again found favor with an audience of fair numbers. "Robin Hood'' will be repeated tonight, tomorrow night and Saturday afternoon.

Those confessing to a weakness for De Koven's merry tunes will do well to patronize Mr. Mus-sey's enterprise on one of these occasions. R. Z. To Speak on Duncan Edith Yynne Matthlson will Journey to New York from Millbrook, where she is now living, to take part in the Augustin Duncan Tribute on April 16.

at the Klaw Theater. She will speak in appreciation of Duncan's work in the American theater, and will present the tribute which is being planned by an extensive committee of the director's friends. She will be introduced by Walter Hampden, honorary chairman of the celebration. Her husband. Charles Rann Kennedy, who is a member of the Actor Committee of the Tirbute.

will be present. Miss Matthison was Invited to make the presentation speech because of her long friendship and association with Augustin Duncan, with whom she has served on the Council of Equity and in the Actors' Theater, of which she was the first director, and also because she has stood for the same idealism and non-commercialism in the theater as has Duncan during his entire career of nearly 35 years. The Augustin Duncan Tribute Is to be held immediately after the opening nerformance of J. C. and Elliott Nugent's play, "The Breaks." with which Duncan makes his re-entrance into the ranks of directors after a period of absence caused by hit becoming blind nearly a year ago.

The New "Scandals" With George White and William K. Wells en route to Europe, where both will collaborate on skits for the forthcoming edition of "Scandals" while White inspects scenery and cos tumes in London and Paris. Bud De Svlva, Ray Henderson and Lew Brown are at work In New York pre paring the music and lyrics for the same extravaganza. White and Wells will return to America in a fortnight, when the five authors will get together to put the finishing touches to what win emerge as tne nnun mmum i-tion of GeoraeWhite's The show will open in Atlantic City early In June and come to the Apollo a week or so thereafter, in tne mean time. Ed Wynn will finish out the sea son in "Manhattan Mary at tne Apollo and then take a long vacation.

Guild Signs Miss Risdon Elizabeth Risdon has been engaged by the Theater Guild to play In its touring repertory company next season. Miss Risdon will play roles in "Ned McCobb's Daughter." "The Doctor's Dilemma. rhe Second Man" and "John Ferguson." all of which will be carried In the repertoire of the com pany. EDISON GLEE CLUB IN SPRING CONCERT The Drooklyn Edison Club presented the spring concert of Its glee club with 60 mixed voices last night at Ihe Academy of Music. An Impressive program was given by Ihe Edison singers and assisting artists b-fnrc an audience of almost 1 000.

Conducted by Mrs. Ella Good. Ihe glee rlub offered 11 numbers, featuring Speaks' "Morning" and Halda-mus' "Source of Hong." Incidental tenor solos were carried by Wilbur Carpenter. The guest artists who appeared In solo groups were Alma Mil-stead. soprano; Ieslle Arnold, bail-tone, and Elsie T.

Cowen, pianist. Mrs. Margaret. Eli hert accompanied the chorus and Miss Anne Lincoln was In charge of Ihe prcvtilalinii and of the rereptlon which followed. OOI.

AS A i MIIIR." Tln curiimber usually has a temperature several degrees lower than that of the surrounding atmosphere. Hence Ihe exprewlon "Cool ns a cucumber." Theater. It will be the theatrical home where wil be presented all future musical productions made by this successful producer and his allied creators. Herbert Fields, Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart. Further and intensive rehearsal may lend form to this chaos, but this Is a matter of no immediate concern.

The current program designed by Mr. Gabrilov comprises some eight ballets and divertissements. The more a.yibitious of these include "Her Majesty's Escapade." "Pancake Day in Russia." "Grecian Rhapsody'' and "Manhattan Holiday." Herem are to os recognized reminiscences of "Petruschka," "L'Apres-Midi d'un Faune." the living statuary of circus dty. the Tiller Girls and the Metropolitan's "Skyscrapers." They piove otherwise puerile inventions, lacking imagination both in creation and execution. A "Bas-Reiief from the "Grecian Rhapsody has tne most soporific effect, presenting a semi-rude male personnel in a series of -low -motion acrobatics and lighted with a discretion that renders half the proceedings invisible.

Better is clone bv the plastic posers "who toil on the Mutual wheel. Last evening Mr. Gabrilov himself adorned "Seven Kids, a Cat and a and the "Tragedy of a Faun. Bv no means the least proficient of his ensemble, he nevertheless did not cause one to deplore his modesty in appearing only twice during the course oi the program. Strangely enough, the men of the company were superior in their profession to the womenthe reverse of the usual case in ballet dancing.

Mr. Gabrilov seems to have gone to some length to equip his venture with tall and angular nymphs of uncertain grace. Foremost among these one espied Margaret Rutherford, a daughter of Mrs. W. K.

Vanderbilt and the wife of Sir Paul Dukes, composer, secret agent and what-not in the service of esthetics and the Crown. But. as we took care to intimate at the start, the company boasts one good dancer. Identified on the program as Sven Larsen, his zestful and dexterous antics softened the inadequacy of "Her Majesty's Escapade." "Pancake Day in Russia" and "Manhattan Holiday." Dowered with grace, i gility and a sense of rhythm, he held the attention whenever upon the stage. Perhaps other and latent tal The New Film I MARTIN DICKSTEIN "Skyscraper," a Low Comedy on a High Scale at the Paramount Theater.

runAvionMr theater "Skvscraner." a Paramount picture directed by Howard lltgHIin Irom the atory by Dudley Murpliy. THE CAST. Bloiidv. a steel riveter William Boyd Slim, his buddy Alan Hale Sally, a chorus girl Sue Carol Jane Alberta Vaughn What starts out at the Paramount Ihis week to be a rather interesting cinematic observation of the emotions, or the lack of them, of that intrepid human, the steel riveter, soon turns into the channels of mediocre comedy. This photoplay at the Publix stronghold is called "Skyscraper'' and, appropriately enough, it has to do v.ith the astounding peregrinations of iion workers, as perched on the lolty Birders of some skeleton structure, they coolly go about their hazardous chores.

Such a subject as thus might well have furnished the basis for a more serious, and incidentally a more important, movie than that which traipses across the screen at the Paramount. The theme dees not appear compatible, for example, with the lowly comedie effort in which one of the riveters tosses a red hot bolt Into the trousers pocket of an unsuspecting companion, nor does the pitcure gain eilectiveness by the Introduction of a couple of rounds of movie fisticuffs high, high above the pavement. it is said thai "Skyscraper" was conceived lrom a story by Dudley Murphy, the imaginative and ingenious creator of "Ballet Mecanlque." How far the completed film has departed from the original outline must be left to the imagination, but there is at least some room for doubt contending the author's part in the silly Incidents which make up the major portion of the picture. William Boyd and Alan Hale never OUite succeed at their jobs cf portraying a believable pair of steel workers, while Rue Carol, who bohs up In various romantic attitudes, plays decora-tively but Paul Whltenian apd his nrclv.tra continue to provide t'te stage nt the Paramount, appearing this week in a John Murrrr' Anderson concoction called "Knick Knacks." Five N.V.A. Benefit 1 Arrangements for five monster N.

A. benefit performances to run aimiiltaneotisly on Kundnv evening. April 22. at the Metropolitan Opera 'P'over. Knickerbocker Theater.

New Amsterdam Theater and the Hippodrome have been completed. A special effort will tnc.de tc enough lunds to assure the completion of the N. V. A Adirondack Lodge al. Saranac Lake.

While this modern aanalorium Is being coinlrinted and will be maintained bv the N. V. A Relief Fund It will be open to all members of the theatrical protection. The programs at, the five theaters will be pretentious and varied. Prac.

llrally every lar on Hroadwav hwi promised to appear. The complete programs will be announced later. Ihe five benefit, performances will ronrltide this season activities In behalf of funds for the N. A charities. The drive began Mnndnv In every vaudeville theater of the Untied rt'ates and Canada by the observance of the annual N.

V. A Week, which ha become one nf the mil Vandliirj theatrical celebrn'ions of the year. Fill Me In Puzzle Today's solution: TIDE. TIPE MIRE, MORE, MORN, M'XJN. Vivian Tobin in the Revival of the the Little Reverting -By RUN WESTWARD PASSAGE.

No man shall pass." the West Wind fumd; If njjstart niBii of woman wombert Shall dare the West Wind's strength to test; shall try to make of me a Jest. He 11 lid himself nealti seas Then let him try his very best; He I'anuot conquer my unrest!" Aaordmgly. the gray seas fumed. No man shall pass!" The cold foa- bared its hoary breast: The sleet and snow with savage 7esi Juuied in the fight; Man was consumed In mocking glee, the West Wind boomed. I end my auies keep tne west! to man shall pass!" SANTA FE HEH, IIEH, IIEH! A few days ago, we attended a convention of advertising and newspaper men held out in Cleveland.

As usual, speeches followed speeches, with the majority of the hard-working convention-attenders out spree-ing. We. unfortunately, were slated to speak, and it is a well-known fact that about the only birds that stick convention speeches out are the speakers themselves. 3heer courtesy demands that you stick around and listen to the hems and hav of the birds who have had to listen to yours. Anyway, what we're trying to tell you is that we were there and that the outstanding paper of the convention was read by John B.

Watson, the w. k. Behaviorist. then an active member of a large advertising agency. Referring to his various and varied experiments.

Dr. Watson told of a psychologicaj tes had made with cigarette smokers who claimed they were confirmed adherents to stated brands. If we recall the figures, of 16 men addicted to specific brands, not one of them, in 11 blindfold tests, was able to distinguish the cigarette that he had been smoking anywhere from four to eight years. Almost all of them were able to distinguish between Turkish and American tobacco, but that was as far as the thing went. Hence, we are tickled to a de-imhtful cerise to note the newly innovated advertising campaign a well-known cigarette, which the boys and girls how sat down and between sips of black coffee and assorted cig-iiret'es.

selected this especial brand without so much as flicking an ash. Which only goes to how how cigarette taste has been educated, improved and what is here, in the past few years. As we said way up on top, heh, heh. THE MORNING'S IJ-ar I mad at vou and what I not at all ladvllke. Here you ve me that vnu like plump hrimet'es mid their telephone numbers and here ve ben asking for phone numbers the last age and wh-n I otter you u.

do you sav anything about 'l' You do not. Not one single word, and I don think you're a bit nice so il.ere. and I'm not going to send you aiiv more poetry -So there. Fd notei unless you apologize and say that you Me sorrv. And I may not.

even then And I r.everdkiu:" oh damnd this t'pewriier e'lvwev. and. as I as savn.g. I never like vour rolumn anyway, berause vnu make love to all your fern. nine (011-tnbs evienl me.

and a not fair, ai.d vou lt right down and apologize, so UNDA. Dear Lady, we urge that you consider that we have sat nay. even more, that we have sat and according to full, entire nnd complete Instructions, thai we have apologized. When we fail to make love to a con- tnb. we alwavs apologise, but most, of thein are a teeny, weeny bit nicer ahnnt it nil of 'em don't even nEKost that we sit.

Hut. I.itida. aren't you lust the slightest bit iiatv? We mean, lust for example. how do you know that we make love to all our roinrtbs? Have you been reading our mail i Sine, we like brunette telephone thing hasn't got us buffaloed. i ladv.

please know that we do our li vviiiia ystematleally. We take our ru 'otnrr. in order, thereby pleasing 'mid 'a'isfytng the customers. We'd hke your phone number, but It i-n niie turn tn nJi It. frir nhrait niitnt fl.ivs tet You know how are tlio tiling' Are forgave? nr.M.

Nr-v Saturday, in the event that oiriitv lin'n'l itotien around viritme vou as yet and you haven't. imriiF-d it throueh nnv other Doinnrv Miller and Aubrey l.vlrv the rolored tntnlra of Kep Shuf-fiin' will have l)wii plav-and-tcam niat't for an even 2" A any married nun how long 2" vrntt Anwar In reiebra'lnn of thin fa- to Type JAMES those classes, the place ought to be crowded. You can take our word for it, that it's going to be very, very. An' that's that, Georgie. SII.IIOIETTE.

Despite the fact that we're already one grand luncheon to the good, we were once again invited to sample scrambled eggs at the Brooklyn Club which we did noting between bites the august presences of Reginald Insurance Harvey. Thomas Healy, who's in the bar business legally, we mean George T. Ritchings who gets his name in the paper because he's a swell host. Amos Higgins, who bought the cigars, and who is one of the "No" men over at Morris Plan William S. Menden, who works for the B.

T. President Harry M. (Real Estate) Lewis, who told a good story about bad grammar Walter i Paper Boxi Trum Fred Brooklyn Life) Timpson Louis Kalischer. who is merely a capitalist and Judges Marcus B. camp-bell and Grover M.

Moscowitz who are good for anything from 30 days to life Eugene J. Grant who is a believe-it-or-not Golf Course appraiser neither did we Judge O'Keefe. who sets or is it in Special ltlarcholl Rtlvner the former District Attorney Leo I (American Trust! Kney Herbert 'Garden variety appraiser I Breit-weiser and Dr. Joseph A. Bur-gen, the large bi-cuspid man and more bankers directors Presidents Executives and birds who make our stipend shrink by mere comparison than we've ever split an order of grand eggs with.

"THE OUTSIDER." Merely to refresh your memory, the "Outsider." which re-premiered at the Ambassador Monday night, is the same Lionel Atwill-ian "Outsider' which opened here four years or so ago. with Katherine Cornell in the leading femme role. At that time you may or may not recall, this play's successful run was nipped in the more or less bud. by the second actors' strike. Isobel Elsom is playing the part Katherine Cornell portrayed here, which also happens to be the part that she.

herself, created In the London production. For them as likes a little mental exercise with their opuses, you can take it from this department that the "Outsider" Is an interesting show. And speaking of shows, as It seemr, we were, there is. of course, "Diamond Lil. the Mae West epic, which is a wow, if the boys and girls who regulate these kind of wows don't spoil it.

But wear your asbestos dinner shirt as you will, thank goodness, need it. AI KAI I IKE SAYS "A wild party is a party where everybody drinks. In order to drown cut the thought of what a really dull party it is!" Paddock at Lotto' Charlie Paddock, termed by Grant-land Rice "The Fastest Man of All Time." is the possessor of many records, but the most unique addition will be made when he makes a series of personal appearances for the Loew Circuit, in connection with his picture. "The Olympic Hero," with no financial return from the theater or picture producer. Paddock ill appear at Washington a week, starting April 21.

and a -eeond week at Boston, starting April 28. as the guest of Nicholas M. Schenck. president of Loews. hoping to stimulate added interest In amateur athletics generally and In the coming Olympic, games, in which he hopes to compete.

In the Capitol City he will art as a starter for a national Interscholastic meet and eontrmplat.ei doing a little training with the track team at the Naval Academy at Washington Memory Tests 1 Gertrude Atlierton. the le-hrnted Atnertran novelet, Is a great-grandnlere of Heniaimn rranklin. 2 Tiirkit toweh are so called be-rau'e the material Irntn which they are iiuidr resembles a cloth of Turk-I1I1 manufaitiire. 3 The word "loot'' comes from the Hindustani, where It means "plunder." 4 rtnynn 'artificial 'silki was first made 111 Krnnrc in RRf). The United produces about perrent of the worlds silk products.

Who Am Kathleen NnrrK author nf "Saliir-d' hilrl," "Slilera," "l.ltlle Hhlpi." her flrl hirl lnrle appeared In print In IfllO; ilnre Ihen ahe baa bernme one of Ihe mmt popular In Amerln; been aunimnneil lo ner rharjea of pllarlam In ennnerllon with her tnry, "My ett la Ihe wife of I'. Ci. NnrrK Hi or of lr" "Ur.M,'' "Present Arms'' is a new musical comedy by Fields, Rodgers and Hart, authors of "Peggy Ann" and "The Connecticut Yankee." It is regaling the Easter holiday patrons in Wilmington just now. The east includes Charles King. Flora Le Breton, Joyce Barbour.

Franker Woods. Gaile Beverly. Fuller Mellish Jr. and nearly 100 others. "The Red which has already excited a buz of comment on Broadway by virtue of an extraordinary east, comrs as a new operatic musical comedy to the Majestic Theater next week.

A Shubert production, it comes with several grand opera voice, a gorgeous ballet, a man's chorus that can sing, a Jean Gilbert score, and a r-c-enic investiture running into H00O00 A splendid orchestra led by Oscar Rariin is reinforced with the Chester Hale Ballet and an overflowing chorus. The first nine members of the cast form an al-star assembly of I he first magnitude. Thev are Walter Woolf. Evelyn Herbert. Harry K.

Morton. Mark Smith. Gloria Foy. Arnold Korff. Bart lett Simmons, Zella Ru-fii and Joe Wagsiaff.

In "Criis Cross." at Wevba's Brooklyn Theater next week. Fred K'one has tune complete changes of costume to make and his daughter Dorothy has eleven The most amazing leat th- prodiii'tion is the rescue of Dorothy i hen she is about to be forced nit i a marriage bv the villain. When the wedding i about to lake place lh" noise of an airplane i heard and then the machine itself sweeps across i 111'1 stage, rope ladder hanging from I it and a' the bottom of the ladder hanging bv Ills knees, hrnrl rjov nwanl. i Is Fred Stone. He pick DiirnO.v up bv the arms and r-nrrii" her up Into the (lir 40 feel fii'ivc The stane of Werbfl'a Is bellic I t't Hf the prod I' tint! No hit uill lie ofVted at the St in p.it'e phi' hoic n'xt week 'The Cmi 'rfiit Wife tti'l be the tne Cor' a TieM week, w.is tiic sin -cess the Miixu.e K.h"" lii'a'e-.

Mnnhittttiii. ins! w'uvmti In "fiie Coivian' Smner-ae-i Maugham has uiri to Anieri-cntl stage ore of the colll-r-dy-drmnM in vai Ci.Hiiot'r Walker and Nnittian Ha'-ke't have the leading les A A Mili.e Ii.e Holt Door." in ill' ilrnrv Hull i. at the Chat'es llxpkllis Tneutrr. ill the 2)0! rrrlormatite to-t The liien rr will pus' pour the oprning of PliiMiig at I.ove" scheduler! lot next Monday, April li. Hi the Republic Tl.ra'er.

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