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THE BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE. NEW YOTIK, EH ID AY. JUXE T. 1928. I have the honor cf cap, tiring Pcliinc will produce a break between Chiang Kai-shek and his two RURAL REPUBLICAN HOUSEHOLD HAVING ITS MORNING HATE (founded by Isaac Van AnriPn In 1841 I 'Trade Mark "H-nle" Registered.) FRIDAY EVENING, JUNE 1, JDilB Entered at the Hrooklyn PostofOce as Second Class MhiI Master.

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he nationalist conspirators who pioued the assassination. As the successor of Serbia. Jugoslavia cannot afford a renewal of similar agitation against a neighboring Power. It has to deal with a condition not peculiar to its own people. History has sown the entire Balkan region with the seeds of nationalist intrigue.

For a generation the klephts of Oreece maintained against the Turks an opposition that was half guerilla warfare and half brigandage and that wholly lacked the sanction of formal popular approval. The komitadjts of Bulgaria belong in the same category, as irresponsible wagers of private warfare. Jugoslavia will find it difficult to extinguish within its borders a tendency that characterizes the entire region. It has acted courageously in repressing the re-rent manifestations of this tendency, and It will doubtless And it necessary to continue in the way which it has opened. AFTERTHE FAMOUS CARTOON PUBLISHED IN "LONDON PUNCH' DURING ANOTHER WAR Deep Are the Subtle Mysteries Of Our Presidential Candidates of midnight, or my suffer next day.

Therefore, make this consession to personally injured when temperamental. I like hurry and get it over, everything else. But and I fume, I seldom about it, and once in I am due to He awake Secret of Success. I Frank R. Rent In Baltimore Sunl A 8 THE DATES tor the two conventions approach, in addition to high blood pressure, hot flushes and dizzy spells among the so-called po allies.

Marshal Chang Tso-lin himself is likely to depend on negotiations rather than fighting. He might surrender Peking to the Governor of Shansi on the basis of the lattcr'j promise to keep out the Nationalists. In Chinese warfare everything is possible, and it is well to be sure only about what has already happened. THE LADY AND THE TIGER. Magistrate Jean Norris, back from a glorious hunting trip in Portuguese East Africa, brlnja to George W.

Olvany, animal tamer of Gotham, the skin of an African tiger which will be proudly hung up in his Tammany shop. No, she didn't kill the creature herself. She bought it at a bargain. Her rifle can only boast one koodah, or short-horned antelope. The woman magistrate Is not a golf player and sets truth ahead of everything else.

Judge Olvany will personally appreciate the gift. The Tammany Tiger is, of course, a more Impressive beast, modeled on the lines of the Bengal Jungle terror, bigger and stronger than any tiger in all Africa. By contrast the exhibit will be interesting. The relations between the Lady and the Tiger the lady magistrate and the Tiger of the Wigwamshould be improved by her generosity. That also is worth some consideration.

GEORGE F. PARKER, When the steel and textile Interests, facing the political campaign of 1886, established, late in 1887, the New York Press, it used to be said cn Park Row that its religious editorials were written by a Free Thinker, its political editorials by a Democrat and its anti-Cobden editorials by an Englishman. The "Free Thinker" was Frank Hatton, Postmaster General under Arthur. The "Democrat" was George F. Parker.

The "Engllsn-man" was Robert P. Porter, later census superintendent under Harrison, whom 'he helped to elect. Hatton, half owner and editor of the Washington Post, died AprU 24, 1894. Porter was killed in an automobile collision April 30, 1917. The last of the three passes in the death of George F.

Parker at the age of 80. He alone survived the ending of the Press by Frank A. Munsey. Hatton, tor long years publisher of the Burlington Hawkeye, which Robert J. Burdette made famous, was a Liberal whose views might be called orthodox today.

Porter, though English, was sincere enough in his protectionism. As (or Mr. Parker, there never was a better Democrat In America, a more truthful writer, a more loyal friend. Born in Indiana, educated in Iowa, Mr. Parkrr had much ot the West about him.

No man was more trusted by President Grover Cleveland, whose biographer he became by the choice of Cleveland's family. He had been five years United States Consul at Birmingham, He had served live years more as secretary to the board ot trustees voting the stock of the Equitable Assurance Company. After 1910 he had confined himself to literary and Journalistic work. Just before death came he had finished a work, "The American which is likely to be generally popular. For 24 years he was a member of the Democratic National Committee.

Whoever knew George F. Parker respected him It is not surprising that among the honorary pallbearers are such men as George Foster Peabo.ly, L. F. Loree, Morgan J. O'Brien, A'dolph S.

Ochs. George McAneny, Percy S. Straus, John H. Fin'ey and Richard Folsom Cleveland, son of President Cleveland. These men, powerful In American life, could not help recognizing the character, the personal integrity, the Intellectual integrity of Cleveland's biographer.

OLDEST CHICAGO DAILY SOLD. Not difficult to understand was the purpose of John C. Eastman to continue the policies of the Chicago Journal, which he had made and kept successful for twenty-one years by willing the property entire to three men trained In the newspaper's service W. Frank Dunn, 0. Hall and H.

C. Deuter. Yet the testament aimed at "dead hand" control of a dally, and The Eagle said at ihe time: The experiment attempted by the testamentary disposition of the Chicago Journal will be watched closely by the newspaper world. We think that the general feeling among trained Journalists is that while consistency commands respect, flexibility is a vital essential. Fresh issues are developing in dozens of different forms, and a newspaper must handle each as it arises without being tied down by any unalterable instructions.

Well, the experiment is ended. Dunn, Deuter and Hall have sold out to S. Thomason, formerly general manager ot the Chicago Tribune, and John Stewart Bryan, publisher, of Richmond, Virginia. Richard J. Finnegan, one of the two men whom verbal instructions made co-owners with the legatees, remains as managing editor.

He Is all that is left of the Eastman regime. The "dead hand" no longer operates. The Chicago Journal was starved in 1844, three years after The Brooklyn Eagle began publication. For more than half a century it was he-publican. Eastman made it Democratic when ne took control as purchaser on April 2, 1904, It was an evening dally with no Sunday edition.

On January 25, 1925, when Eastman died, it had a circulation of close to 125,000 and its money value was figured at $1,000,000. The consideration the recent sale is not made public, Airo, the policy of the new owners Is still undisclosed. Both Mr. Thomason and Mr. Bryan are trained and practical men and nothing meteoric Is to be anticipated.

Most of us sympathize with the Austrian Samuel Kuku, who got his last name changed to "Cook," the other day. But in memory of his ancestors friends might present him with a speaking Swiss clock, without the slightest offense, family pride need not be entirely Ignored. Owing to the World War, use of chewing gum, our exports of the stuff to all the world have risen from $200,000 worth to $2,000,000 per annum. It nations persist in "chewing the rag," we have done our full duty in the premises. It a new war comes, Americans are not to blame Four Civil War veterans of the Fighting Four, tccnth the "Red-legged Devils" of 1881 were able to attend the celebration of the regiment's eighty-first anniversary.

Three others are still living. Men pass on, but history remains. And with her the heroes in Zouave trousers are sure of Immortality. Palladlum-Tlmei.) have achieved unmistak litical leaders in Washington, other interesting symptoms characteristic ot this stage ot the game manifest themselves among the rank and file. One ot these is the Illusion that something mysterious is being framed behind the scenes, that slick HERBERT T.

GUNNISON, President. RAYMOND M. GUNNISON, Vice President. WILLIAM VAN ANDLN HESTER. Secretary.

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1 w. (illy and Sundoy 1111.00 aa.so 11.20 30 Daily only a 00 1 no 2S Sunday only 4 00 3 00 35 8 Monday iSermon pages) 1.00 60 1.1 4 Thursday (Chess Newt) 1 SO IS 13 4 Saturday iChurch Notlcesi ISO "i 15 4 Tuesday, Wednesday or 150 75 15 4 Foreign Rates Postpaid: Dally and Sunday 126 00 114 00 6S Sunday only oo oo BS 21 Monday 3.00 1.50 25 8 FRANKING POLITICAL SPEECHES. No Intelligent person believed that in calling Senator Heflin as a witness the Senate Campaign Fund Committee would obtain from him any testimony verifying his charges against Governor Smith. On the stand this notorious blatherskite ran true to form. He "believed" that the Governor' campaign fund had been swollen to millions and incidentally he "believed" that Mr.

Hoover's fund was equally enormous. He had been "told" this and "told" that. He had "heard" that the Birmingham Age-Herald and the Montgomery Advertiser in his own State had been bought for Smith, but he had no proof to offer that this or any other of his statements was correct. Altogether, so far as the charges made against Smith and his friends were concerned, it was pitiful showing. But in other directions the committee did secure some interesting information from the witness.

It put on record his admission that he was paid to deliver his message of hate and vitupeia-tion in the form of "lectures." He testified that he was paid at the rate of $150 and expenses on no fewer than forty occasions in Iowa. The spreading of vicious misrepresentation can become a fairly profitable Industry when gullible audiences are ready to pay the price. Even more Important than the disclosure of Mr. Heflin's revenues from "lectures" was the testimony obtained from other sources as to the of the franking privilege for the dissemination of campaign speeches. Of such documents Mr.

Heflin franked exactly 656,600. Part of the cost of printing these flowers of oratory was paid by the Anti-Saloon League. But the Government meets the cost of transmitting them throughout the country. If a private Individual tiaa circulated them with a two-cent stamp on each envelope the Postofflce Department would have received $11,120. It was also shown that a speech made by Mr.

Burton of Ohio in favor of Mr. Hoover secured an even greater circulation under the franking privilege, to the extent of 760,000 copies, which, if mailed at ordinary postal rates, would have cost $15,200. Of a speech by Representative Brand in favor of Mr. Willis's Presidential candidacy 490.000 copies were sent out under frank. Putting a two-cent stamp on eacn wuuia imve cost The franking privilege is defensible in many respects.

But it Is not defensible when it is employed in Presidential years to advance the interests of candidates for nomination. When thus employed it is wrong both in principle and in practice. It imposes a tax upon the postal service that cannot be justified. It is misuse of the taxpayers' money and it ought to be stopped. SHAW'S OLD-FASHIONED IDEAS.

In one sense at least Bernard Shaw's latwt work, "The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism," is epochal. It definitely closes the extended and brilliant period known as the Shavian era. From liberal excerpts already published here it is clear that even Bernard Shaw nss become old-fashioned, out-moded. He is still Tory much himself, but the times have changed and the dazzling epigrams and paradoxes that once delighted those who like to think they are thinking, no longer scintillate. The title of the new book shows plainly that Shaw is up to his old tricks.

The idea of his publishing a guide to Socialism and Capitalism for "Intelligent Women" is a typical Shavian paradox. The author of "Man and Superman" does not honestly believe that there are really intelligent women, or, if there are, that they are interested in Socialism and what he calls Capitalism, Long ago he proclaimed his beliet that women are merely sensitive, intuitive creatures, bent on grabbing a husband and finding security for themselves and their children. For men, as well as women, Shaw is the worst possible guide to Socialism, and no one needs a guide to the other thing. Only the very young or naive would today accept Shaw's definitions on Vmything. He is still a brilliant dealer in paradoxes, but he has sacrificed his role of prophet and preacher by trifling with 'serious things during a period of hard realities The truth of the matter is the new world that nas emerged since the war has not been altogether comprehensible to Shaw.

He was ahead of his time a few years ago and he had a clearer understanding ot what the war was about than many cf hs contemporaries. But what has come since seenjs to be Just a little too much for him And I he (world not as ready as formerly to take Shaw as entertainment. AGITATION IN JUGOSLAVIA. ports from Belgrade indicate that the Jugoslav an Government has made serious and gem Ine effort to repress the anti-Italian dis-ord rs. One participant in the disorders has been kille i by the guards and a number have been wou ided.

The bayonet has been used to over-corn the outbreaks. In its own experience Belgrade has sufficient reason to warrant strenuous measures against the sort of agitation now suppressed. The ln- tense and violent nationalism that resented the Austrian appropriation of Bosnia and Herzegovina prompted the assassination of the heir to the Austro-Hungartan throne In 1914 and to the war in Europe. The enemies of Serbia always held it responsible for the failure to check are sometimes tempted their successors their it is significant that and secret moves are belr.j mapped out, that at the so-called psychologi consensus of such confessions be contrived no sure LODGINGS IN THE WILDERNESS. Strategy again governs the choice of a summer residence for the President.

The Pierce estate on the Brule River in northwestern Wisconsin, where he has decided to go, will afford him every facility for pursuing the elusive trout and for eluding the pursuing farmer delegations. He will live among the farmers, but not too readily accessible. The retreat, as the published description calls it, "cannot be reached except over private roa.ts, which will be well guarded." Any neighbor minded to drop In and chat about the crops, equalization fees and such matters will apparently have to travel up the Brule River, whtch ranks as a navigable stream but which has seme difficult rapids on the way up. Under the circumstances the fish stand a chance of seelnj a great deal more of President Coolldge than do uninvited guests. As for communication with Kansas Ciiy md other points of possible Importance, telegraph and telephone wires will assure this, and an automobile trip of only an hour or so separates the chosen hermitage from the cities of Duluth and Superior.

Some Republicans may reason that a President enjoying such fishing as the place offers will find it difficult to resign himself to the prospect of going back in 1929 to the small trout of Vermont. Having tried every other argument, those who would draft the President will doubtless point out to him that he will now be spoiled for the kind of angling that they have back home. But even this consideration can hardly weigh sufficiently to swerve a Vermonter who has once said that he "does not choose." LONG-DISTANCE FLYING SEASON OPENS. With a quietness and thoroughness recalling Lindbergh's preparations for his transatlantic flight the long-distance flying season has been started by the unheralded, takeoff of the Fokker monoplane Southern Cross for Australia. At this writing the fliers are well on their way to Honolulu, on the first leg of their Journey from California to Sydney.

There seems to be a good chance of success for the Southern Cross. The flight to Honolulu has been made by two planes. The late Commander Rodgers almost reached his goal in an early attempt. Maitland and Hegenberger last summer made a perfect flight while Commander Byrd was flying across the Atlantic. Smith and Bronte also flew the distance and made a landing on one of the Hawaiian islands.

On the other hand it will be recalled that in the tragic Dole contest no less than ten lives were lost. Captain Charles Kingsford-8mlth I'nd his relief pilot. Charles T. P. Ulm, the two Australians, with their American assistants, Lieutenant Commander Lyon and James Warner, are all experienced men and their plane is one of the best.

To fly from America to Australia will be a great achievement and will be one more step in demonstrating the globe-circling possibilities ot flight. Let us hope that the new flying season which the Southern Cross has inaugurated will be notable not only for the new records established, but for the absence of the sickening tragedies that have heretofore been a saddening accompaniment of daring in the air. CHINA'S SOUTHERN ARMIES ADVANCE. News from Tokio that Marshal Chang Tso-lln Is evacuating Peking should be taken with reserve until it is confirmed. It is based on the dispatch of some troops from the northern capital over the railroad leading toward Mukden by way of Tientsin.

Those troops may be destined for any one of half a dozen points along the shifting battlefront. It is only a guess that their departure marks the beginning ot Chang Tso-lin's evacuation of the capital, which he has held for the past two years. Nevertheless things are going so badly for the Manchurlan dictator that he must be giving serious thought to his next move. Japanese intervention In the province of Shantung stopped the southern drive toward Peking a year ago. This year Japanese intervention was repeated, but, thanks to closer co-operation between the separate southern forces, the drive continued, despite Japan's military maneuvers.

Today three separate armies are advancing on Peking In a semi-circle from the south and west. The capture of Paoting-fu, an Important junction city on the Peking-Hankow Railway, eighty-five miles south of Peking, Is the most important success achieved by southern forces since the Japanese checked their Shantung advance by taking control of the railway lines In that province. The Shansi forces, under General Yen Hal-shan, which captured Paoting-fu, are flanked by the troops under Marshal Feng Yu-hslang. These forces of the "Christian General" have reached Hokien-fu 70,000 strong. This city is seventy miles southwest of Tientsin.

Altogether 150.000 southern soldiers are north of the Yellow River, flushed with victory and eager to complete their campaign by the capture of Tientsin and Peking. Yet to assume that the Nationalist military campaign will develop in logical and orderly fashion is to assume something that has never proved true in the past. There are too many intangibles In the Chinese situation for definite prediction. The southern soldiers are short of ammunition as compared with their northern opponents. Their artillery units are not as good.

They are not fnmlliar with the terrain over which they are fighting. They are far from their base. Moreover the southern drive is being carried on by three separate commanders, whose rivalries nave repeatedly frustrated southern success at the very moment when it seemed at hand. It is still possible that a dispute as to who shall cal moment some deep stuff will be pulled. The basis for this feeling is the utterly fallacious belief that politicians are extremely smart fellows and pol .1 leaders Invariably full of big schemes and strategy.

success nor a certain reaching It is as though were denied declaration, reason success Is no of yore and no easier element which la in the analysis of career is the simple one Men of destiny rarely ACTUALLY the great strategist exists only Other hands and Actually the leaders on helped their progress, part of their burden and their trail. Great men, not only the talent and achieve but also the inestimable of making and keeping both sides have nothing up their sleeves and little more in their heads. Actually the developments at both conventions will be due more to chance and blundering than to farslghted planning or secret deals. The stories of craft and cunning, ot plots and schemes with which Washington is filled are so colorful and plausible that the disposition to believe them is strong. But the fact is they have no real foundation.

They never do. Invariably the mysterious moves that arousa such vast speculation as to what is behind them turn out to have nothing behind them. The simple explanation Is nearly always the true one. Sleep the Elusive llndlanapolla News. Once in every so often I am due to lie awake at night Whether it is caused by a bad digestion or a bad conscience, I do not know, but certainly there are occasions when Morpheus deserts me.

At such times I usually tall asleep readily enough when I first go to bed, but awaken at the inconvenient hour of 2 with every mental faculty alert and active. At no other time during the day does my brain work with such diabolical cleverness. It is then that I think of all the smart things I might have said, but didn't, in my conversations of the previous day. At 2 my wit is spontaneous. I always know Just what to say to an imaginary opponent, and it only I could date all my important interviews at that hour, I am sure I should be a howling suo-ess.

The only tine I ever ciunt up how much I owe is si 2 o'clock in the morning. Bills at this hour assume an Importance out of all proportion to their size. It is' then that I swear I will never spend another cent until Im square with the world. But the sun takes much of the terror out of bills, and out of everything else, it would seem. At night, I dwell on the past and worry about the future.

The past doesn't worry me half as much as the future. The latter looms dark and uncertain, full of hazards and pitfalls. At such times I long for a human r.taff on which to lean, but I must depend on myself. In broad daylight I feel quite cocky and adequate. But at 2 a.m.

I burst into a perspiration from sheer terror. I ought not to mind lying awake, fot I detest sleep, and rave against it continually as a shocking waste of time. Even as a baby, my mother says I would weep at the appearance of dusk, and wail. "Sleep is coming, and I'm mad!" I have read lonj treatises on the phenomenon ot sleep, and nothing overjoys me more than to come upon a prophecy that a means will be found to overcome it. There are those that say sleep originated before the discovery of artificial light.

Man could not see to work; so while he waited for the sun to rise he elept. It was then, they say, that sleep became such a habit with the human race that soon it grew into a necessity. Some say that man is not completely adjusted to his upright estate, and should revert to the horizontal position for at least eight hours out of 24. It obvious what an awful bore this would be without sleep. One witer views sleep in a mystical sense.

The ego, he thinks, gains refreshment from this source during 6leep. Even 15 minutes with the mind off guard Is valuable to the soul. This Intrigues me, even though I do not believe It. But I'd certainly love to think that at any rate my soul was off skylarking while I lost precious moments in sleep. Nevertheless, sleep hath Its uses.

As an agent ot oblivion, I approve ot it. The only thing that annoys me Is that I cannot choose my own hours of surcease. I resent the ularlty with which I have to sleep. I want to turn it oft and on like water at a spigot, and measure it according to my able success to pass on to formula. Yet rise unaided.

shoulders have carried have opened indeed, have When they've started their range. When they've or a King, They'll be peace Just this side energy will when I sleep, I feel the thing gets to sleep in a just as I ek though I fuss have my way every so often at night. The (Oswego Men who out of the there can definition of fashion of some ingredient for which commoner than of attainment. The essential often overlooked a successful of friendship. have strength to gift friends whose opportunities the making of Friendship itself no poorer, its service turns All men man walks man can spare success, great our efforts and well not to men's labors Backward Has any ape living man to tor the sake or a of that ape's ape? Were the Chamber monkey of apes or men? or a human Shaw.) Patient be O.

B. S. They've a long, I confess. When they've quick enough They will onoff. When theology minds, They will kinds.

A Star Chamber they loyal offices contribute and encouragement to successful men. can give much and be while the object of it to profitable account. need it, for no great entirely alone and no little Its kindly aid. When or small, crowns at last ambitions we will do forget how much of other and love is woven Into it ON THE OTHER side you can hcf that it is the purpose of Al Smltrt to secure the nomination at Houston and then dramatically decline to run hlmseJ but insist upon naming the candidal and writing the platform. These r.re just a few samples of what you hear around Washington how.

Of course, all these stories are complete rot. There is for none of them the least foundation, but they are typical of this kind of and they form the basis for earnest and elaborate articles by the more enthuslastia Of the Washington writers who consistently refuse to believe things can be as simple as they look and insist upon daily diving for the deep-sea stuff. THE TRUTH is the basic facts ot the situation' on both sides have" not changadSIn the least ir. the past six months, and these arc-w ought to be as clear to any posted person as to every politician. From the start Hoover and Smith have been the logical nominees of their respective parties.

They still are, but neither one will be named without a nasty convention fight. The Smith nomination is conceded. Few really doubt now it will be made. THE ONLY QUESTION there has been at any time Hoover was whether the Administration, which is supporting him by which Is meant Coolldge Mellon-could be frightened Into a surrender by the Corn Belt demonstration at I the convention. Maybe they can be, but it does not seem likely.

There is nothing new about the Corn Belt demonstration. It is being arranged and directed by George W. Peck, legislative agent of the Farm Bureau, denounced by Brookhart on the Senate floor as Mr. Dawes' campaign political In fiction. manager.

It has been widely advertised and is well financed and organized. It will be noisy and impressive, but it will be no more spontaneous than the multiplication table. Mr. Mellon and Mr. Coolldge may get scared and run, but it they do not, then the Hoover nomination Is as sure as Smith's.

There isn't anything else to do. ONE OF THE MOST significant things to the ordinary man at this time is the fact that both the Hoover and Smith opposition are now reciting the same argument. The shout of the anti-Smith Democrats is "He will be licked if you nominate him." From the anti-Hoover Republicans comes the cry, "He can't win the election." Well, they can't both be right and the fact that they harp now on the same thing seems to be a sure evidence of extremity, Or Billboarde Beaute (Providence Journal I Florida now lays claim to at least one Hotte Dogge Shoppe, but ths neighboring scenery will not be In harmony with American standards ntil there is a Flllynge Statlonette In close proximity, All Aboard IBt. Louis Pott-Dispatch.) The oil trials are over and the Farii divorce mills have ceased to grind, so those who go to Europe this year probably go for the old reliable reasons, ANY INTELLIGENT and informed person capable of clear reasoning knows just as much about the situation as it exists today as any politician. Certain facts are distinct and Cousins ever torn the glands from graft them upon another ape brief and unnatural extension life? Wat Torquernada an Inqultltlon and tha Btar houses? Wat the lata war Was poison gas a simian Invention? George Bernard with backward cousins, long way to travel, educated surgeons, emulate the ways of Vor- has won their simple practice cruelty of many incontrovertible.

There is no mystery about them and there will be nothing mysterious at the conventions. There will be at each some happenings which the politicians now foresee as anyone else. There will be some mistakes, some compro-l ise3, a some things wholly unreasonable and absurd. But in the main it is the expected that happens in politics as In everything else. If you listen you can learn here that Wall Street has put the pressure on Mr.

Cooll and arranged for his re-nomlnatlon at Kansas City. Or you can hear that Mr. Hughes has yielded to Mr. Mellon' Insistence and has agreed to run. Or you can hear that Dwlght Morrow Is on his way back to compel Mr.

Coolldge to run or run himself. got their law schools things will change; will not be beyond learned to pick a Ruler dragged to war although to cling. studied chemistry, 'twill pass shall take the lead in Last Coats I Atchison Globe.) When a woman sells a last year's coat for $2 she feels she has driven a bargain. Men don't have a chance to drive such bargains; they have to wear last year's coats for several more Time Waster lOhlo State Journal.) No one can have more time 'o waste than the woman right ahead ot you In the line at the postofflce window. wishes.

There are weeks when I'm so busy that I'd prefer not to sleep at all. And others when I'm waiting for When they've come to That apes some solution to a pressing problem that I'd prefer to sleep the whole time away. But I'm helpless. Any attempt that poison I make to interfere with sleep ends up In disaster. Experience has taught me that must succumb torn time gas.

Patient be O. B. S. They are slow, unhapplness. with backward cousins, but they'll achieve J.

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