Kenosha News du lieu suivant : Kenosha, Wisconsin • 7

I PAGE SEVEN KENOSHA EVENING NEWS MONDAY- MARCH 20 1925 Local Items 9 BEV CADY TALKS OF APRIL FOLLY 1 3 i Optimists Hear of Supreme Follies of Humankind At Noonday Meet :30 Sharp Bronze Gannon Salvaged by Diver Seattle A small bronze muzzleloading pannon has been "recovered from Neah Bay at the ocean entrance of the Strait of Juan de Fuca The origin of the find is a mystery State historians advance the theory that the weapon is a relic of a Spanish occupation in 1790-1792 when a small band of wreck survivors lived in an improvised fort above the bay The cannon was recovered by Benjamin a diver of Seattle who was working on a sunken Japanese ship The guq bears a -design indicating a man in armor carrying a bow in his right hand and an arrow in his left Over his right shoulder a star is discernible of several weeks by one of the district mayoralities of this municipality were rendered illegal by the disappearance of vice mayor Troise who had Neglected to sign the papers which would have legalized the documents The fact that 500000 lire disappeared with) Troise makes it seem unlikely that he will return and now the authorities are 'searching for a method of making legal all of the irregular demises illegitimate births and automatic divorces the careless official left behind him WANTED III Young men and women ambitious to secure Business Education While You Work half day School half day Earn your board room and tuition We place all students half days and permanently when graduated Write tvi! No obligation Milwaukee Business Coir lege 519-521-623-625 Walls street Advertisement (30) greatest men that ever lived Abra-hkm Lincoln April 14 1865 we all know of the fables of the fool and his speed of the folly of treason and the disastrous results it carries with and bo on down the list of follies Like the poor they are with us Little Miss Eileen Gumble entertained the club with two reading that endeared her permanently in the hearts of every Optimist who heard her The proposal of the American Legion seeking to resume and renumber the streets of the city met with the support of the Optimist club who went on record as being willing to co-operate in the matter unqualifiedly Henry Nolte Died on Saturday Well Known Employee of Simmons Company Died Saturday After- noon After a Short Illness Positively Your Last Chance This Spring to Ge a BACK LEGION PLAN And maybe the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the sleep i Need help? Try a News Want Ad CATAEACT To Conduct School at Racine College Racine Wis Six weeks training school for parish and diocesan church leaders will be held at Racine college July 13 to Aug 21 under direction of the national council of Episcopal chufch it is announced This is tone the first training schools of its -kind conducted by the Episcopal church its sponsors said 5: The school is designed primarily to train teachers for church schools and leaders for full-time religious education work Careless Official Creates Trouble (Bx Associated Press) All of the marriage licenses and marriage birth and death certificates issued during a recent period MEAMLANIi) fl 6 Competent Instructors Danes Instruction Wednesday Night April Dance To win the prize you must be dressed in some old Fool's Way Henry E' Nolte familiarly known to his many friends as Nolte aged 66 years died at the Kenosha hospital Saturday afternoon after a short illness Mr Nolte came to Ke-noeha in 1916 from Rochelle Illinois and since that" time had been employed at the Simmons company as a machinist He had made many friends here and news of his death will come as a personal sorrow to a large circle in Kenosha He was bom 'April 6 1868 at Good-ell Iowa wiving much of his life in his native state In Keno4ha he had made his homev at the Fischer hotel He was a member of the Union in Kenosha Surviving him are one eon Clyde Nolte of Kenosha two daughters Mrs Edna Lawtenslager of St Louis and Mrs Margaret Baty of Newton Iowa three grand-children and eight brothers all of the latter residing in Iowa The funeral services will be held Tuesday afternoon at four at the- Hansen -Funeral home on Park avenue with interment following in the Green Ridge cemetery With Special Inducements On Terms of 20 Months to Pay Abraham Sheft of Racine has been arrested by Police Officer Melbusch on the charge of peddling Without a license Jamea Alexander Porter of Chicago and Frank Woldoch of St Paul Minn were arrested over the week-end for vagrancy by Police Officers Mitchell and Callahan Mr and Mrs Martin Christensen and son have made applications for passports to Denmark and other European countries They expect to sail sometime in May Applications for passports have been made by Dr and Mrs Jorgensen who are planning to visit in Denmark British Isles France and other European countries The will of the late Mrs Margaret Benedict has been filed for probate in the county court leaving the entire estate of $2000(hto her only heir Russell Benedict a grandson Larceny of some carpenter tools from the new building at 266 Main street has been reported to the police department Someone broke into the tool cheBt and stole three chisels The funeral services of Alva Bailey were held Sunday afternoon at three-thirty at the Hansen Funeral home after which the remains were shipped to Irving 111 for burial The seventeenth annual dinner-meeting of the association will be held at tlje Home this evening Reports for the last fiscal year will be rendered and officers elected Victor Baronowski 360 Lemon street was fined $2 and costs this morning in the municipal court for failing to stop at the- arterial highway on Milwaukee avenue He -was arrested by Motorcycle Officer Mitchell of the police squad George Nelson of David Nelson and Sons storage warehouse has reported to the police that he found a license plate and tail-light bracket The police have been unable to trace the owner of the plat as the license number is higher than those-in the books on record at the office Creditable mention has been" given by Chief Logan to Police Officer Anton Borden for his strict attention to duty good police work and good judgment when he arrested one Dominick Knopkus on charge of "Violating the prohibition law The arrest was accomplished without a search warrant and by Officer Borden alone William Bentz arrested for unlawful cohabitation with bis wife has effected another reconciliation he eaid this morning Bentz and his wife were divorced and went to live together again after the divorce decree had gone into effect that isvafter one year without taking any legal steps to make the new union binding Bentz said that it was erroneously reported that he had up his There was no such charge against him Bentz says that he and his former wife will seek to have the divorce judgment set aside There were nine men fined this morning in the municipal court for drunkenness over the week-end were arrested by the police AH were with no 'fight in them and were given the usual fine- of $3 and costs Another was fined $2 and1 costs because be had a little argument with his wife on the street police officer came said 'Captain Clausen told the man to go home with his wife He so he went with the police took my said the defendant in good humor asked the judge at cried the defendant vigorously a little argument that was -V" 3 TRY BAIN'S FIRST 1 i- i 1 The supreme tragedies of history as well as the most stupendously hilarious jokes played by humankind dot the month of April which begins with All Day Rev George Cady of the First Congregational church told the members of the Kenosha Optimist club at their luncheon-meeting at the club this noon His address was tinged with tales of humor born through history by men whose reputation is that of extreme folly or fanaticism mingled with the stories of tragedy which this same folly and fanaticism have produced bit of foolishness now and then we ere declared Rev Cady good for the wisest of men And it is the month that we rre approaching now with which we are-in the habit of associating fools Why they should choose this month over any other month is hard to say for there are no doubt as many fools and foolish acts every other month there 'are in April Traces--Folly in History and foolishness has existed as long as the world has existed Ever since the time of Adam and Eve have known and seen and heard yes ana even practiced ourselves this folly is the folly of fanaticism that wa3 evidenced in the religious crusades- These began in April in the middle ages and swept away the best blood of the earth in a fanatic quest that could result in nothing but failure The Inhumane crusade which followed was of the same class The persecution under the name of witchcraft in New England was a similar foolishness there is the folly old some old age To us there-is nothing to honorable as a hoary head on shoulders etooped with age The Order of Grandpaws should be the most glorious band of men on earth But when we see an old man trying to cut up capers of a twenty-year-old boy then it is that we say no fool like an old fool Great Men Were Foolish was in April 1813 that Ponce de Leon came to this country on a quest for the Fountain of Youth There is the fool who has power and authority and miscarries both George III in April of 1774 took on that uncompromising attitude and provoked the Revolutionary War and lost for Great Britain this glorious country Nero Bismarck Nietsche all fall in the same class Bismarck' is known as the capital fool of blood' and iron by many He was born un April 1 1818 there ever waq a more colossal ass in history it was John Wilkes Booth who with the red hand of folly snuffed out the life of one of the Bain Hardware PEC1AL This Week Only A republic is a laird in which tl le little taxpayer is hard-boiled and wishes to soak the big one Cleans Cleaner and faster No metal parts that touch clothes No lifting out of metal parts to take out clothes Large Copper Tub swines Neif Safety swings wrin8rer mS it "equipped rocks on 12 Pound This size only as great ilU8trated water action saves both work and hard wear of rubbing 10c if Dizzy Bilious Constipated GARDEN HOSE Lucky Strike Brand A high grade 5-ply Garden Hose coupled in 50-foot lengths and fully guaranteed $K49 for" only Sells regularly for $725 Try the Mayer-Drug Co first Advertisement G) 1 Dr Curtis 518 fiovrland avenue Phone 654 Advertisement (tf) iVal Spar varnish rind enamela at the Mayer Drug Advertisement (tf) Watch for our Saturday specials Mayer Difug (tf Radio tubes guaranteed $250 each at Main Cigar Store 224 Main street (tf) To loan on first mortgages $2000 and $2500 A Stahl and Co Phone Advertisement (tf) Radio' tubes restored as good as new 75c each Main Cigar Store 224 Main street Advertisement- (tf) Dr McIntyre Osteopath 809 Schwartz Bldg is again in full charge of his practice Advertisement' (tf) Buy your goldfish globes castles shells sand and food at -N Ober-tin 260 Park avenue 4 Advertisement (tf) Announcement of the funeral services' of Mrs Annie Gillespie are being held up pending arrival of relatives from California Announcement- regarding them will be made later The funeral services of Mrs Rose Etta Rice i were held this morning at the St Rose church in Racine with interment following in the family plot In the St: James cemtery in Kenosha William Wright of the Cooper road while driving an automobile Saturday at 6:50 'p started to back away from the curb at 152 Market street and rah into a car owned by Jim Our March sale ends tomorrow Take advantage' of our liberal discounts A small deposit will bold good for future delivery Bode Brothers Downtown Store and Hub Furniture Advertisement (80) Come inv and hear the Freshman Masterpiece Thermiodyne the famous Amrad Grosley'e Pfhanstlel and lots of other makes We Main Cigar Store 224 Main Advertisement (tf) Funeral services of Adam Mil-brath will be held Tuesday afternoon at three at the late home at 431 Grover street after which burial will be made in the family plot in the Green Ridge cemetery The official call for the annual convention of Optimist Internatiohal of which the Kenosha club is a member has been received by Optimists in Kenosha It is to be held at Houston Texsi June 4 5 and 6 The Rotary club meets at 'the Elks club on Tuesday noon among other things to name a nominating committee which will name twelve Rotsriens from among whom seven will be elected to the hoard of directors Bids for the widening of the Somers end Burlington Toads were opened at two o'clock this afternoon in the effice of the county highway commissioner at 812 Main street Tomorrow bonds for the work will be sold at the county courthouse The fire department answered two xooffireallaover Sunday one at the home of David Holsinger 612 Grand avenue and the other at the home jof Charles Boemer 604 Milwaukee avenue They also put out fouj grass fires which threatened damage -r A delegation of Kenosha 1a at Racine thla evening attending a meeting there of Racine Dokles at what is to be celebrated as Royal Prince light A monster ceremonial is planned during which 100 Tyros will be initiated into the Racine temple The 4 city fathers have a vacation tonight as this is the fifth Monday in the month of March end there is therefore no council meeting this evening The next regular council meeting is on next 'Monday evening that- being the first meeting for the month of April Tomorrow marks the last day of our March sale You still have time to -benefit by our greatly reduced prices A 50-piece high grade china dinner set with every outfit of $300 or more Bode Brothers Downtown Store and -Hub Furniture Advertisement (39) John Hageman Sr 591 Sheridan road was painfully injured in a fall from the second story of his home on Saturday He suffered a fractured nose and bis left am and right knee are alq'o injured necessitating a long rest before he is able to be at his work again Part of the large increase in (heart disease is probably due to inordinate eating lack of proper exercise over fatigue and the high rate of speed at which'man is now living ac cording to a bulletin of the State Board of Health received at the local office today The recent call from the office of the director of public works that Kenoshsns throughout the city co-operate with that department in keeping the streets of the city free from litter and rub bish and in confining -this matter to the regularly provided garbage recept acles Is meeting with a hearty response according to Peter Hurtgen director High Grade Garden Rakes Clothes Hampers Decorated with hinge cover To clean hyour bowels without Cramping or ov-acti ng- take Sick headache dizziness biliousness gases indigestion sour up-- set stomach rnd all such distress gone by morning Nicest laxative and cathartic on earth for grown-ups and children: 10c 25e and 60c boxes any Advertisement 12-Pound Size as illustrated holds two double blankets nd is equipped with New Safety Wringer jr AA Double Gas Water Heater on 12 lbs size only Free 9-Pound Size as large as the so-called eight- sheet Washer CA Equipped with quick release metal O' wringer 2 Of These Tubs FREE While They Last 98c GET TODAY 74 NO 9 LARGE SIZE Coppier Wash Boilers ML TUESDA SPECIALS We Sell BULK SEEDS The Kind That Grow A 14-os number 9 (Itr: in) ell eoppr TV Boiler with sta- 5 tionarr wood handle with a one piece retin-nod The beet bo i War we have in stock for the nnuual low price Portable on easy rolling casters Holds 18 gallons water Free with every 'purchase of a 1900 Cataract Washer BONELESS RUMP CORNBEEF 398 1 FRESH CHOPPED fj) HAMBURGER 6-foot Bolted STEP LADDERS This ladder ha3 a bolt under every step made of clear spruce lumber Sells regular for $375 We have a 50 KO limited number to offer at Chapped or reddened skinsr quickly respond to the Resinol treatment The purity and sooth- iag qualities of Resinol Soap tend to prevent the most frequent cause of chapping where exposure to sun or wind has al-ready roughened and Say burned the skin the JUdboI healingtouch of Resinol to Ointment stops the yoor smarting and helps to drugsUt restore skin health "Free from ell heals tike a charm' Resinol 271 Main St Phone 4166 7- BA! HARDWARE CO North of First National Rank Phone 70 161 Main St EKBGB TRY FIRST TUESDAY IP(M Sharp The Last Day You Should Have a Cataract BECAUSE Clothes Appeal to You Time Is Required Eliminates Any Possibility of Wear Need and Get Hot Water Quickly Boil Your Clothes You Want the Lowest Price Copper Tub Washer of Its Size on the Market TELEPHONE If work or weather don't permit you to come to our salesroom The MUB MARKET Hcor-Salem and Grover Phone 2806 2 pounds I Meaty Veal Chops a- 15 Veal Breast akg lk- The New Kelyinets Are Here Electric Refrigeration can be purchased on easy terms SALE Also Applies to SIMPLEX IRONERS 20 Months To Pa People Notice It Drive Them OS with Dr Edwards' i Olive Tablets A pimply face will not embarrass you much longer if you get package of Dr Olive Tablets The skin should begin to clear after you have taken the tablets a few nights Cleanse the blood bowels and liver with Dr Olive Tablets the successful substitute for calomel no sickness or pain after taking them Dr Edwards' Olive Tablets do that which calomel does and just as effectively but their action is gentle and safe instead of severe and irritating No one who takes Olive Tablets is ever cursed with a brown taste a bad breath a dull listless feeling constipation torpid liver bad disposition or pimply face Olive Tablets are a purely vegetable compound mixed with olive oil you will know them by their olive color Dr Edwards spent years among patients afflicted with liver and bowel complaints amf Olive Tablets are the immensely effective result Take one of two nightly for a week See how muct better you feel and look 15c and 30c Painting Up Is Economical JjWERY time you apply a coat a of Paint to your barns your out-buildings or any other structure you are going through an economical venture Every pail of Paint is a well of economy Art Shop 260 Main St Phone 641 A WATCEKI IS ONLY A TIMEPIECfE But a Reliable Watch is a amamm Logical Place to Purchase PUBLIC SERVICE BLDG PHONE 565 Square Watchful Friend 506 Howland 309 Main Street 874 Fremont Ave a A.