The Kansas City Kansas Globe from Kansas City, Kansas • Page 2

tuft THE K-A-X MfiAiy.3irr!i 'if. 52CCO.G0 the trr kassas Published livery Evening Except Sunday at''SC'2 llmnesotn Kansas City. Kansa. the plant is entirely inadequate to this city's wants, and that it is in a dilapidated condition the price the people are ased to pay for it is, to say the lea it Just why the people should throw away thU amount, of money on an old plant that will. soon have to be rebuilt no good argument has been advanced.

But just here is where the bug inay be hidden under the ft is a well known fact that the 31e.tropolit.an Water oenipany is very anxious to secure a franchise. It has none now. Without a franchise the plant is not a good salable property. With one additional bonds could be is You Couldn round Be Any Other Way! And a harcain, a good op-Iortnitj, alwaj find takers. When omethine of real value is advertised something- iinttsaal job will not he the only one to see the' or to the efer.

Bit, if yon are as alert in seekiatr a bnsiness advantage, or a bargain, a l- T. ytn were or are In affairs of the heart, on will win. In fact, yon will win if yon haTf a tenth part of as much determination and enthusiasm in bnsiness a in playinir your rame with Don Cnpid. C.K VanvEpils ntract 'Builder Cottage and repair -work specialty; Estimates Free. Call me up Bpll l916 Wc Dcsidcnce 1911 N.

13th. 1 LOOK AT THIS. Parrains in fine acre tracts, for suburban hornet, cloie to city, on car line. For terras aivply to C. F.

BIKTIIH ALTER. Room 3, Got) "Minnesota Kansas City, Kas. BARGAIN. Cottage home, 50 ft. lot of just (lie thin? for young one block from cars; terras.

WM. BLODGETT CO.r Z2S Minnesota ave. Hv3IES ULILT V. tASl i'AL HEMS, Small payment down and 6 per cent interest on balance. Sea E.

Q- at 648 Minnesota atenue. Home teleptoae iar.1 West. PK0FSSI0XA1 CARDS. DR. 3.

W. SJIITDj PHYSICIAN 336 Washington Aremie. Home 'phone 729 W. I HEALTH THEO F. CLARK, D.

GREAT SPECIALIST No other like hira in the city. 649 Sandusky Are. Kansas City, Kas. Home phone West 223. Hours 2 to 5 afternoons.

Special appointments by phone. CLWefel Piano Tuning Pelishinf. Repairing Twntyy Tmctorr tact 1043 Quindaro B'lvJ. Klinsas City, Prof. Campbell calls you by name and tells you exactly what you called for.

Tells year past, present and fittirrp Hke an onen book, gives you advice on all affairs of life; reunites the separated. So extraordinary are his marvelous powers of clairvoyancy that they must be witnessed to be believed. Full Life Reading $1. 803 LOCUST ST. Between 2th and 9th.

Kansas City Mo. THE KANSAS CITY-VESTERIJ RAILWAY COMPANY 16 Trolley Cars Dally KANSAS CITY LEAVENWORTH Car eTery hour. Get Round Trip Tickets at ticket offices, and State or Chelsea Park. IKE KANSAS CITY-WESTERS RY. CO.

i i.W. BlCUASUsON. Geii. aup6. THE OITED STATES IS GBOWIXO SMALLER! That is, the Lons Distance BELL TELEPHONE has drawn communities clqser tcsether figuratively speaking.

Easv talking copper -circuits in all i directions. Make your next business trip over the "Bell." Just to see. All the satisfaction of the trip, minus the discomfiture and expense. Mi's- Kas, Telephone Go GATARRil lartnt Kehef and poitTe cure, trxul XaourAiery, i23 lfr'dway, Kcw York I I I I i Both Phonos Main 1032 Mat. Wed.

Rf g. Mat. Sat 2:13. George H. Urennan Presents THE TRAITOR By Thomas Dison.

Jr. Xext Week, commencing -Monday (excepting Friday) Mats. Wed. and Sat Seats Thureday. VIOLA ALLEN Assisted -by William Parnum and an All Star Cast or Players in The White Sister Prices 23c to $1.

Boxes $1,30. Both Phones ::56 M. Matinees Wednesday and Saturday. L. 3.

Sire Presents Hilda Spong in A Man and His Mate," By H. R. 'Next week Mag Figman in. "The Substit'ute." iTonight 8:15. Mats.

Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday 2:13. Woodward Stock Co. M'AU-Of-A-Sudden Peggy" Elaborate Production in J2veryDe-; tail. Tonight Souvenir of Mr. Betmifh.

Next week 'The Holy City." iCENTURY Home of Comedy. Two Comedies a Day. Edmon Hayes as "The Wise Guy" George Cohan wrote it You know the irtst. With the Jolly Girls Bur-; lesr-uers. Next week Hoger luihof with tlie Empires.

IV1AJESTIC INDIES' MATIXEJ3 TODAY, l'5c. Chas. II. Waldron Presents The Trocaderos With Mr. Frank Finney Co.

The Great Hipless, Hip Hooiah Chorus Tonight, Mats. Sat. Souvenir Matinee Every Monday." In The Nick Of Time 3 THREE 3 Shows in One Comedy, Drama, Vaudeville. Next week Bennett's "The Hoiy City" RAINBOW RINK Friday Kreiihiir, March 'It Ten-mile haudicap relay race, longest race ever witnessed in one night. Thursday Evening, April 1 Moonlight skating party.

Moving pictures, stereopticon views and spotlights on skaters. No change of price for admission and ekates. Rosedale Nursery Fruit and shade trees. Grape and flowering simibs. Roses and evergreens, Privet hedge.

G. F. Espenlaub Itosedale, Kas. A.E.ROWE GENERAL CABPE11TER General Repairing, Screen Work, Store Fixtures, Hard Wood Floors Laid and Finished. CUSTOM RIPPING AD BASD SAWHiG.

Office Phones Home, 210 West; Bell, 1300 West Residence Phone. 863 W. Shop 747 Minn. Ave. KANSAS CITY i- Furniture, Carpet, Stoires, Lact Cnrtains, Rug.

Cash or payments. aad road 1915 jV. 9tV st, Kansas Cify, Kausas. BARNES-HIAflSiCO; f-g-a inn lustaut roller ana IU I I-ll if 1 TosittTu iUre. Trial JvxUo Aaborntory, Ui3 Drdway, Xew Vor WILLIS WOOD- i Gives for ay obsUne in jurious to health found ia fowl iccaonf hoot toe ate ot Balling siasm and crowds at a oig revival meeting that counts, but the actual bet resmlts in the way of active additions to church membership.

It's feared that a recent big K. C. event is degenerating into a gigantic fizzle. Receipts at that Convention hall wrestling match, the other night, over $18,000, or over double what was taken in during Gipsy Smith's 27 meetings, while he was wrestling with the devil. Kansas City evidently appre ciates brute sport tremendously more than gentle piety.

Most of this stuff in Democratic papers about the prospective raise in duties and prices of women's goods is pure guff. They look on the women as poor, "deluded creatures who'll believe nearly everything printed in that respect. But it's all for political effect, cheap demagogy. Miss Annette Kellerman. v.ho permits her picture to be printed "everywhere, and is proud of it.

with no clothes on her legs, fainted at Boston last night when told she had been accused by wife in a divorce suit with "drinking beer and eating crackers" with her husband late ont night. A Brockton, belle of years ago, over whom two men fought "a deadly duel then, one being killeri and the other sentenced to life imprisonment, was found dead in the woods near there yesterday, presumably from exposure during recent blizzard. She looked on at the duel complacently-; and egged on each of the rival suitors and soon forgot both the poor fools. The Lorillard family announced that young Mrs. Lorillard "died of heart disease." That's usually the swell people's method of covering that act.

Some years ago a prominent K. C. society woman "died suddenly," at least so the papers there announced. B.it a few close friends and neighbors know that it was really a suicide' and aseTsafional one at that, with a scandalous streak all REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Compiled by W.

Thompson Company, abstractors. of titles, 641 Minnesota avenue, Kansas City, Kas. Home phone 338 West. P. Karl to J.

M. Ewell. land in section 32, township 10, range 23 $2,500 C. Fox to W. H.

Witty, land in section 20, township 11, raage-24 Hiltedale Land company to A. Maj, lots in W. A. Bunker's Park addition 5fM. 600 M.

Riney to A. F. Reitz, lots in block 53, Wyandotte City 1.250 Fidelity Trust company to K. C. Packing Box company, land in block 16, Armourdale 20,000 J.

G. Whitaker to A. H. Jennings, lots in Bolles addition, and other property 11,700 M. R.

Hughes to W. G. Roth, lots in Western Highlands Winegart to.C. Roff, lots in Mather BIRTHS. 2,500 ,600 Orendas.

Joseph and Helena. 1423 North Second, March 2S, Young, Henry and Grace, 315 North "March 27, boy: Fields, George and Carrie; March 709 Walker avenue, girl. Hoch, JoTnTand IS I Norte Ferree March DEATHS, Julie Monroe, Quindaro, March 27, pneunionia, SI years. Margaret 9 North' Boeke, March 2S, 6i yesiT George Conroy, Douglass hospital, March 24, dementia, 52 years. Mary Goodwin, 1503 Virginia, March 26, tuberculosis, 33 years, David Jackson, 1036 Ann, March 23, enoephalitis, 48 years.

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West $00 Delivered by 5 Cents a Week 1 Cent Yearlv Subscription .42.50 Kntered as second-class matter, August 10, 1003, at the Postoffice at Kansas City, Kansas, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1S79. The Globe is the only daily newspaper in the "metropolis of Kansas. MONDAY MARCH 29, 1909. Subscription Expires The date on the name slip of your paper means that the subscription price has been paid either by yourself or some friend to that date. in case of change of address, notify this office, stating both the old and new addresses.

Sample Copies. No more than three sample copies will be sent to any one hereon. We ask you to evamine them and favor us with your subscription. Again the weather wheel slipped a cog. It didn't rain yeserday.

The small boy with the prize "aggie" is seen pltmking the "chinies" 'about on the1 vacant lot. Verily it is the season for grandmother's daily death. The baseball campaign is on. Apparently the police in Kansas City, are near sighted. The holdup men have been allowed full sway over there.

"Crazy Snake," the Indian chief, is not so crazy but that he knows how-to lead a revolution. Just now he is making things warm down in the Indian country. Now Pittsburg braTenian comes to the front with the information that he is the long lost Charley Ross. Let's see if we remember rightly this is the 10221st in iiy on, claimant. Now William Jennings Bryau has the senatorial bee.

He Nebraska might -send him to the United States Nebraska may have a think in the matter herself. Danna Estei, a Boston publisher, says -Mr. Roosevelt will have a snap Jtunting big game in Africa. According to the Boston publisher it will be like shooting fish in a barrel. And now it is- explained that Mary Garden, the actress, was a victim of malicious gossipers, according to a statement by her patroness, Mrs.

David Mayer, a wealthy Chicago Those county commissioners must consider it a great joke to fool the taxpayers. They may find out that they can fool part of the taxpayers fall of the time, but not all of them all of the time. And now the report is being circulated that Chinese are being smuggled into this country through Paso, Tex. The Chinese were concealed in dining cars and gotten ucros3 the line in that manner. Spring surely is here.

The man who makes vicious jabs into the earth With a spade, turning up wiggling little animals which he later transfers to a fishhook, was busy yesterday. The ponds and lakes in the vicinity of this city were lined with iishers anH onlookers. Dr. Harvey W. chief offtie pure food department of the government and foe to the green ice cream and pink lemonade, Is to Temain, despite efforts to dislodge him.

Dr. Wiley has made a lot of enemies famong the producers by insisting on pure and unadulterated That untold millions, fast trains and specialists can not stay the hand of death was Illustrated again yesterday. Frank A. Vanderslip, in a record run from 'New York to Chicago, reached the bedside of his mother just 2S minutes too late. The special train made the distance in 16 hours.

The previous fastest time was 18 hours. THROWING AWAY MOSEY. The city council has asked the taxpayers of this city to throw away 1 million dollars in the purchase of the plant of the (Metropolitan Water company. The people will vote on the issuance of these bonds May 4. J- la view of the undisputed "fact that sued and the plant sold at a fabulous price.

A franchise would be worth considerable money to the company. That is why the company tvpnld like to see the bonds defeated. It figures that another council would give it a franchise. There is another reabou why the people should defeat the bond. should demand that the next-council give them something for their money.

What this city should have is a mu nicipally owned water plant, But. it should not pay an exorbitant price for an 0id one a new pjant be built. iWere the proposition submitted to the people to issue bonds for the building of a new plant they would carry by an overwhelming majority It is possible for the city to go into court and secure control of the old plant pending the building of a new one. This would give the city decent water. The people should vote down the giving away of 1 million foi? noth ing and demand that they--be allowed to vote a like amount for a new plant And they should keep their eye on the incoming council to see that it does not grant a franchise to the pres ent company.

Vote the 'bonds for a new plantawt the city will have an ample supply of wholesome water. Prevent the city council from issuing a franchise to the r.M rnmnativ anH VkAcln urnrt ONCE on a new plant. Had the city council given the people what were their rights, this city would now have "a new plant and the people would be drinking pure, whole some water instead of Missouri river mud. i GLOBILES. Too confounded are being printed.

many magazines Over a score of sensible Democrats in congress are properly repudiating "Chump" Clark's leadership," Kansas had a larger representation in the audience at state university athletic contest over at K. C. than Missouri had. A leading K. C.

church (Baptist) holds its Sunday services in a dance hall and another (Episcopal) holds them in -a skating rink. "If the Payne tariff bill passes," shouts the Star, women's' stockings will be higher." Well, we've always found them rather high, as they are. Old mountaineers predict a bigger Missouri river flood hereabouts in June than ever before. Rtcord-break-ing snowfalls way out west the past winter. Mrs.

Budd. whose husband gave Budd park to. K. C. was buried in that city yesterday.

Budd park is where so many buds may be found in the summer time, along toward evening. Subjects at First Presbyterian church, K. Sunday, were "The Man Who Dares to Be Different" and "The Man With Fire in His Bones." Well, neither one was a mollycoddle, that's evident. K. C.

Journal announced that Archbishop Crammer would speak at St. George's church last night on "The Bible and the English Reformation." But didn't Crammer, or Cranmer, die many years ago? Latest K. C. elopement, and married over here, a younng Fort Scott girl attending a K. C.

business college and a K. C. clerk, many years older. They're spending the honeymoon in swell style at an East Twelfth street rooming house. Guggenheimer, the millionaire smelter king, pulled off a prize fight on his parlor car between two hired pugilists while he was on a special trip to Chicago.

He and his guests ennjoyed the brutal stnnt hugely. Grand marshal of wrestling match at Convention hall Thursday night was Mickey and' the field marshal of university athletic contest there, Friday night, was Pat OTla-herty. The are coming to the front. It's not the noie, hurrah, eathtt- A Pretty Woman Always Has Suitors the man concluded to advertise for yon. He had hoped you nould happen to come around and see him of jonr own accord or, that somebody would tell yon about what he has to sell to you or, that necessity would drive yon to search for him.

you didn't come you didn't happen" to hear, or to see. His mes sape-for you wasn't delivered. His offerthe offer that is really more to year Hkin-r and to jour interest than any you're had for months is, at last (as it shonld have beea at firt) put into the form of an ad, and awaits you -in these columns. Ton'll it when yon see it take a look for-it today. If You Don't F'nl It! I.

-C. SK THE ADMAN 800, BOTH PHONES i 'i i til.