Del Rio News Herald from Del Rio, Texas • Page 19

HINTS FROM HELOISE DKAH I jiopu you will accept this from a male who. lias -sci'H or read your, column becsiUHu I thought it wan strictly for the ladies. But sumultiilig dime up tlio othor anil 1 jvi-st tmtl to.write to I have been In the sharpening busine.s.'i all my life and )u I heard of tioini! people lulling' to sharpen ussurs, 1 just had to the record fi'irst NEVER u.se anrui- to nhtiTpon anything it will ruin everything you cut with it. M.uiy people will hummer screw to tighten 'aoiHKors knowing the reason why ilir screw will not turn. II you will remove the screw ry few months and clean tin- threads in both the hole the screw, you will find Uuii it will not and vuiir will operate nuich more efficiently.

NYver u.sf! your to sharpen .1 you will only have to tmv a new pair. Take care of vciiir and t'hey will he ready to. work when are. Happy Wctherbce unil "happy cutting" It uill bf, but nil ihf. thanks go In you, JX-H.

our Kiiost, uny linn- Intve lot of mm frlc.nds" mid wouldn't tnulr 'fin for the world. Cuilstt, nil, where would' wi? jfaU hr without you wonderful mm gills? PKAK HKLD1SK: I run only twelve tnit 1 rctul column Mil the time and t'iml useful tips that real-. lv me out. Hut. hen; l.s something that I to be a real help- to till'.

i-'or batliruniii- fain that quite do the job of out live stcntn In the hero, in helper. Atti-r you finished yovir or turn on the or tub vvater COLD fill! It will cloan that exL-ess t.lii' fun liussiiil. Kim LETTER OF LAUGHTER HELOISK: Httlv brother was 'Inmiiioiv; with my granU- grandfalher didn't land why my brother al- to get double liiAiik a', every deal, no mut- tiow often they played. Ki- he a t'-Jltlf My' hrottier a I that he i'M'iicd It Dver-overy time and more he too good any ih-in't notice. Sluntii'd KAU 1IEI.01SK: penults, hang map (if the city In' your iiH- al eyo lu-'ighl for your l.Jicn ur fur you whon.

sit- ng. duwii. Cirrle your home, the center the to you! You will be 'surprised to find huw often you 1 will consult map if handy. A yardstick or ruler to pln- iliil areas may he hung he- i'le it. Mrs.

Johnson Kitty Foyle Returns The Kim F-'oyU 1 dri-ss with all its cliitnning innoconcc is hack. The dress, is black with white colljir and cuffs, but iuslcndof tho everyday jersey or knit the fnbrics of to- velvet iind satin. Bob's Transvestite 'Joke' Has Her in Shock By Abigail Van Buren WIN AT BRIDGE DEL RIO (TEXAS) NEWS-HERALD, Sunday, November 7, 1971-5B ChlUH Tribtme-N. Y. Newt Inc.l DEAR ABBY; Tliis ia a strange one: I was recently the house guest of Marge, my old college roommate, and her husband, Bob, who live in Washington.

The first evening, Bob took us to a ball game and we toad a delightful time. The next evening we were to have dinner at their favorite nightspot. I got ready, and down the stairs comes Marge with a very beautiful, statuesque, well-dressed "lady" I had never seen before. In a booming masculine voice the "lady" said: "Well, girls, let's go!" I nearly fainted! It was Bob. I couldn't believe my eyes.

He looked so feminine. Believe me, I never would have known he wasn't a woman had it not been for hia voice. Even his gestures were ladyiike. The evening progressed quite normally, just as if we "three girls" were out on the town. Bob even went to the powder room with us, and no one suspected They later explained it was "harmless fun" and Bob frequently did this for kicks.

What on earth is the matter with him? Do you think; he is a normal male? Would you call this "harmless fun?" STILL IN SHOCK IN CALIFORNIA DEAR STILL: Bob could be a transvestlte masquerading as the opposite Or he could be practical joker. This is hardly "normal," but it is "harmless" except for the social consequences of being recognized. As for the. ladies' powder room bit, Bob could end up in the cooler for that. And should he try the men's room in that get-up, he could wind up in the hospital.

There must be other ways to have "fun." DEAR NOT: The problem here is not what he calls yon, but the fact that he deliberately addresses you in a manner that he knows you detest. And THAT is wrong. ORIGINAL OIL PAIN TINGS make ideal Christmas gifts matures. Still Life, Cactus, Mushrooms and Lanscapes on display at the DEL RIO BEAUTY COLLEGE 910 S. MAIN ST.

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ED. THURS. (THIS WEEK) Studio Hours 12 Noon 8 p.m LIVING ONLY COLOR PLUS 50C HANDLING ONE PER CHl.LD TWOPER FAMILY GROUPS PER SUBJECT SATISFACTION GUARANTEED I Bid Gulps Out or East. Honor Roll For DRIHS NORTH AQJ64 A875 A95 103 WEST (P) A AJ352- VK43 Q7 9654 EAST A 10 9 7 3 V6 KG 4 SOUTH West did not have the advantage of a lead directing bid. i After looking over his unattractive group of cards he played the queen of diamonds.

This turned out to be a devastating lead. South had no way to get to his hand for a quick trump finesse and eventully the defense collected a diamond, two black aces ancl a diamond ruff. The main point is that East was punished for his ineffective club opening. Some players open in third seat with East's type of hand. We have never seen any advantage in.

this kind By Oswald James Jacoby of bid. In addition, any time third hand holds a proper 10 9 2 108 3 2 KQ None- vulnerable West North East South Soe Article Opening Article Del Rio High School's honor roll for the first six weeks includes the following seniors on the advanced honor roll: Mary Dodd Abbett, Robert Barrera Robert Beal, Kathy Bishop, Kenneth Copeland, Laurinda Smith, Pete Sosa Dolores Soto, Marianne Stiles, Brenda Storts, David Street, Deborah Tapie, Deb Treadway, Diane Williamson and Cherlyn Wolfe. Seniors, honorable mention: Gail Fisher, Elsa Flores, Patti Greg Funk, Benigno Garcia Madison, Susan Mehaffey, DeAnn Luper, Zoraida Medina John Schnase, Rudy Urby At one table i.n a recent team match East opened with one of those bids we used to describe as "Gul- pics." He gulped and bid one club. South overcalled with one heart. West raised clubs.

North j.umped to three hearts and South continued to the doubtful game. West'opened his partner's suit and since the heart was on and the diamonds behaved nicely South scored his game; minimum type opening his partner will be afraid that he holds something like this one. The bidding has been: West North East South Pass 1A Pass You, South, hold: VK6 What do you do now? two no-trump. A lot At the other table, East of your strength is in spades, made the sensible call of but a jump raise is not indicated "Pass." South opened With with only three trumps, one heart in fourth seat. TODAY'S QUESTION North raised 'to three and YOU do bid two no-trump and for reasons best known to your partner bids three spades, himself South carried on to a do you do now? ame Answer Mondav Ruben' Valdez Jr.

and Lydia Bosquez. Seniors on the regular honor roll- include Ramon Arreola, Elizabeth Bilbrey, Ceci Bodart, Lydia Bosquez, Courtney Brien, Olga Briseno, Vanessa Brown, James Brubaker, Judy Bruce, Val Cadena, Patricia Cardenas, Diane Carranza, Jackie Collins, Cecilia Contreras, Joe Cuellar, Clayton Davenport, Bonnie Denison, Cliff Dickahut, Dennis Dodd, Reubih Molly Fernandez, Walt Fisher, Debbie Fore, Janie DeFrange, Humberto Garcia, James Garcia, Olga Garcia, Rosemary Garcia, Elizabeth Garza, Jeanette Gideon, Blanca Gonzalez, Catalina Gonzalez, and Norma Pesina. Linda Hargrove was the junior on the advanced honor Juniors dn the regular honor roll included Cecil Austin, Orlando Barrera, Carole Brauer, Jeff Burr, Dora Cardenas, Jose. Carranza, Carmen Carrilto, Marian Casillas, Aignez Chairez, Charlotte Ciarfeo, Joe Collins, Kathy Conn, Elsa Cruz, John W. Faribault, Maxine Fletcher, Maria Elena Flores, Alma Fuentes, Victor Garcia and Satchie Dolan.

Also Reuben Gonzales, Donna Hall, Scotty Hinds, Brenda Kallinger, Kristine Kelley, Mary Kerr, Travis" Kessler, Alice Lockweood, Mary Maldonado, Susan Betty Robin Graf, Morgan, Lucia Navejar, Mary Robin Haltom, William Herzog, Sue Perez, Daniel Perez, Daniel Platt Linda Ruiz, Ana Serrano, Phillip Jean Sparks, Edna Vela, Rita Hester, Diana House, Carolyn Huegele, Jan Johnson, Lynn Kemp, Lowe, Martin Speer, Lou Kathy Moore and Angela TTII: i.i_ i Moore. Also Rhonda Morgan, Sally O'Rourke, Frank Perkins, Jimmy Ramirez Letty Ramirez, Margo Rosenow, Sherry Rothe, Mary Alice Sauceda, Irma Sanchez. Elizabeth Viliareal, Joann Wright and parrell ZumMatleh. Juniors on the honorable mention list included John Blanco, Virginia Casillas, Linda Escobedo, Norma Fernandez, Felix Garcia, Amalia Marquez, Rosario Sanchez, Calvin Wallen III, Lawrence and Elaine Whiteman. Sophomores on the advanced honor roll included Pam Foster, Veronica Bus, Rachel Guerra, Alfredo Gutierrez III, Blanca Hernandez, Steven Luper, Janet Mehaffey, Victoria Miller, Beverly Mills, Lupi'ta Mireles, Carlene Nell, Denise Patrick, Rosa Rincon, Roger Ritter, Guadalupe San Miguel, Mary Ann Smith.

Sophomores on the regular honor roll were Antonia Barragan, Fermin Calderon Tom Caldwell, Albert Contreras, Janet Lynn Hart, Susan Haynes, Elizabeth Hernandez, Donna Kitts, Patrick McElhaney, Marcefa Paz Puente, Maria Pesina, Lyvia Petroff, John Pruitt, Maria Ramon, Paige Schmidt, Cindy Simpson and Mark given honorable -mention were Sandra Acosta, Elvia Cantu, Norma Chavarria, Gay Culbertson, Nancy Devenport, Sandra Funk, Febe Garcia, Diana Hairston, Janet Oakes, Laura Speer, Keith Stone and Amelia Valdez." Face First Aid. The best way to keep the face good shape and ward off the winter's damage is to follow, a daily facial routine. First wash with a medicated cleanser, then splash- what we do for you if you let us If you.let us, we're coinc to give you. rates, bette going to give checking plans, forthright advice, extra AUTOnary loans, a credit card that goes, the vacation of your choice, college for your son; well help plan your estate; well be your Santa Gaus, give you a prettier color check and a partridge in a pear tree, if that's what turns you on. We're called the Extraordinary Bank for a lot of extraordinary reasons.

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