Logansport Pharos-Tribune from Logansport, Indiana • Page 7

STMPTOMS OB ilTEB DISEASE 1 Loss of appetite; bad breath; bad taste in the mouth: tongue coated; pain vmdcrthe Bhoulder-blftde in the back or often mistaken for rheumatism; sour stomach with flatulency and water-brash; Indigestion; bowels lax and costive by turns; headnche, with dull, heavy sensation- restlessness, with sensation of having left something undone which ought to navo been done: fullness after eating- bad temper; blues; tired feeling; yellow appearance of sanand eyes; dizziness, etc. Not all, but always some of these indi. cate want of action of Liver. Fot A Safe, Reliable Remedy that can do QO harm and has never been known to fait to do good Take Simmons Liver Begnlator EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC FOR MmUria, Bowel Complaints, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation. Biliousness, Kidney Affections, Jaundice, Mental Depression, CoUc.

A PKTSICIAVS OPrSIOX. I have been practicing medicine for twenty years and have never been able lo put up a vegetable compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regulator, promptly ar.d effectually mov: the Liver to action, and at the same time aid (instead of weakening) the digestive and assimilative powers of the system. L. M. HJ.NTOX, M.D., Washington, Ark.

OXLY Has our Stamp in red on front of wrapper. J. Seilin Philadelphia, Pa. Jfo appetite. Indigestion.

Flatulence, Sick lleaduche, "all rnii dovra," losing flesh, yon win find the remedy yon need. They tone tip the neuK xtuinavh und build up the energies. Sufferers from Kneiitul or overwook will find relief from theui. Icelysugiir coated. SOLD EVERYWHERE Snuff llttlo work for us, by Aunn Page, Austin.

and Jno. Ilonn, Toledo, Ohio. cm. Why not you? Some over a iontli. you can do the work find Itoiim, whorovvr you arc.

Even be. itinen nro millv turnluii from to tOddny.AlIacc.. WB.IIOW you how and mnri you. Cnn work In ipurr llmo or all thn time. Big money for work- l-'nllore unknown nmonc rhmi.

ICOOO.OO ls bclnp made bj John K. work for ua. Header, yon mny ninko aa Jiucb, but we con you quickly how to enrn from to lu dny nt the lUnrt, and more ns you go n. Uolli 6CXCB, all apres. In nny part of ntfrtco, you can cemnienco nt home, glv- IIR hll your llme.or mornrnU onlyto io work.

AH 1m new. Great pay 8VJIK for very worker. We Btnrt you, fumlahlnc verythfnir. EASILY, SPEEDILY ICftRied. 'AKTieULAKS FltEE.

at once, TI.SJjON it I'OATLAKD, HIRJS' BIKES' IMPROVED ROOT BEER! PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. death is announced in England of John Ilampden, who some years ago rendered himself conspicuous "by maintaining- that the earth was fiat He ivrote pamphlets and delivered lectures on his favorite theory, and his delusion continued until his death. Pennsylvania man says he knows of a spot where at least 5,000 serpents were bunched tog-ether for the winter. There were no fancy snakes them, but just common, every-day snakes, such as bine racers and rattlesnakes, and lie asks no particular credit for his discovery. woman of Valley City, wagered that she could put the slips on five pillows while any man present at a church fair could encase one, and seven different men took her up and suffered defeat.

No man can ever acquire the knack of holding- a pillow in his teeth to work with both hands. doctor in Paris was called to attend a popular actress whose face had been sadly damag-ed by a carriage accident. He came to the conclusion that to preserve her beauty it was necessary to repair the lady's face with a piece of human skin, and according- he provided the remedy by removing- a portion of his own. Queen of Spain is laboring- under a mania or hallucination that she will some day come to want, and she is therefore laying- away every penny she can rake and scrape. She even borrows small coins of the pages about the palace and forgets to repay them, and the other day she was caught selling- fourteen pairs of her old shoes for fotu- cents per pair.

Ohio man who was in Pittsburgh looked like a noted crook, acted in a suspicious manner and could not tell a straight story when arrested. Even before a jury he made his case so bad that he g-ot five years in prison. It has taken two years to prove lie was entirely innocent and to get him pardoned, and it will be a lesson to him to learn how to talk straight. P. T.

Sherman says of the famous khedive diamonds, which were sent to JJiss Minnie Sherman by the khedive of Egypt in 1S74 as a wedding- present when she was married to Lieut. Thomas W. Fitch: "One of the four shares will be sold, which one has not yet been decided, but if Mrs. Fitch has decided to sell her share, two shares will be sold. The diamonds are not worth 8185,000, as has been and the sale will be entirely private." fifteen years or so ago, when Robert Louis Stevenson made one among the little colony of art students and others at Barbizon, a discussion arose as to who, out of all their number, could best be spared by the world at in short, who never would be missed by the general public.

There was some difficulty about coming to a decision, so, finally, every one present inscribed the name of his candidate on a slip of paper. The slips were folded, placed in a hat and, on being opened and read, proclaimed that all (himself included) had voted for Stevenson! HH WAS A REGULAR DUDE. Bnt'When Annoyed, Showed That Ho Had Plenty of 1'liynlcal Strength. The cars which run after midnight usually contain one or two who may at that unseemly hour enjoy the privilege of a smoke, says "The Wanderer." Recently such a car. from the suburbs was boarded by a dapper little dude, who was smoking cigarette.

He wa3 dressed in immaculate linen, evening dress and overcoat, and weighed probably from one hundred and fifteen to one hundred and twenty pounds. His face was pale, and altogether he looked as though a puff of wind would blow him away. At the next crossing a big, burly fellow, apparently a bosom friend of Bacchus, got on board. He eyed Mr. Dude for a minute or two, and" finally blurted out: "Say, sonny! Give us a cigarette?" The dude said not a word, but reached into his coat pocket and drew forth the required article, which he handed to his unwelcome companion.

The latter was evidently primed for a bit of fun, a row, or anything else that came along. He reached over and took the dude's lighted weed from the latter's mouth, lit his own, and, casting a look of scorn at his small victim, threw the borrowed tobacco stick away. Mr. Dude calmly lit another cigarette without deigning to resent the insult. The burly one smoked in silence for two or three minutes, then threw the remnant of the cigarette away, saying: "Say, give us a cigarette." "I gave you one," replied the dude.

''Give us a cigarette! Ye hear?" roared the bully, advancing threaten- But the little fellow didn't frighten a little bit. "Dern yer! Give us a cigarette!" yelled the now infuriated bully clutch. ing at the coat collar of the dude and doubling his fist. Just then there was a sudden movement on the part of the dapper little fellow. His small gloved hand shot out straight and caught his big friend between the eyes, and'hefore the latter could recaver he gave it to him right and left until, as the car came to a stop, he rolled ofE into the gutter.

He got up slowly and shuffled away without a word. The dude calmly lit another cigarette, remarking: "These woughs areadweadful Times. THINGS WE SWALLOW. The T.lst Inchuliw Some Very Qnuer Olj- JectH. The Lewiston man who swallowed a physician's atomizer the other day has had many sympathizers.

An impecunious wretch who accosted him soon after said: "That's nothing. I swallowed a brick block in ten-cent drinks." The remark was old, but the accompanying request for a ten-cent loan was new. A jeweler in Lisbon street, who is trustworthy and will back this over his signature, says he knows a man in Lewiston who swallowed a large piece of iron, very large, dimensions not given, but so large that it almost destroyed his equilibrium and when he lay down this bit of hardware rolled around internally in accompaniment to his own turnings. It was with him for years, gradually absorbing, until, presto, change! it was gone, a masterly piece of digestion without doubt No affidavit accompanies this story of the evaporation of cold iron, but it would be no injury to its good effects if there were. The meanest trick that the epiglottis has done of late, however, is to an Auburn store-keeper, who was about to open store the other day and held the key, a very small one, in his mouth for a moment, he unfortunately slipped on the doorstep and swallowed it.

He waited for his partner to open up. A pretty girl who was about to pay the conductor in the street car the other day suddenly blushed and then turned pale. She had swallowed a ten-cent (Me.) Journal. Continual dropping wears away the stone." The continual breaking of lamp-chimneys costs a good deal in the course of a. year.

You can stop it. Get Macbeth's "pearl top or pearl glass." You will have no more trouble with breaking from heat. You will have clear glass instead of misty fine instead of rough right shape instead of wrong; and uniform, one the same as another. You will pay a nickel a chimney more; and your dealer will gain in good-will what he loses in trade; he will widen his trade by better service. PlltsLmrg.

OEu. A. MACBETH Co. East, West, North. 'ennsylvania Schedule of Passenger Trains-Central Time.

CHICAGO DIVISION. Westward, Cnlnmbnn 35M 00 20' i' Winamac Crown Point i ar. 4041518s 5 45! 65513 30 730 Eastward. 1-777 Crown Polr 830 500 A3I AM A3I PM PM PMI ro omt 9 Mill 50 6551000 627 Soil l0 i Columbus ar. 30 1 15 810 P1I AM is 15 703 844 1025 Tu-fT-T II H(M PM 1)2 401 Air t430i lOOitSOO 600 216J922 Pullman Vestibule IMnine and Sleep- lay Cars run on Nos.

2O and 21 between Chicago and Columbus, Pittsburgh, Wasblngton, Philadelphia and New York- f. Pullman Sleeping Cars on 5fos. 3 and I ft? BETWEEN LOGANSPORT AND EFFNER. Down. Up i 31213201874 A AM i A.JI IP-APPLE YRUP V1.UJL.

to 45 til 30 fo 00IV. Effner 5 SMI 41 5 23 Kentlaod iifl 30 nahi en a 6 091159 6 09! Goodland 6 24 12 12 6 56: 7031249 9 714 1 00 9 50! Idaville 745 130lll5jar.lx>s-ansportlv, 914 902 830 11 7 58l 1 RICHMOND DIVISION. FOR YOUR COUGHS, COLDS, AND Westward. iicinnali Iv, Hamilton Richmond New Castle Anderson 905 1035 1146 NO BOIUKORKRAININC THIS PACKA.CE MAKES FIVE GALLONS. ROOT BEER.

The most APPETIZING- ana WEO13SOMB TEMPERANCE DKINK in the world. Delicious and Sparkling, Ask your Druggist or Grocer for C.E. HIRES. PHILADELPHIA White's Dandelion Alterative. I finQ it the best for Dyspepsia, Bhonmatlsm, Neuralgia, all of ihe Stomach, liver and Kidneys.

It purifies the blood, makes the weak strong and gives to old the vigor of youth. oold by B. F. Keesling and D.E Pryor. EQBLMEN ONLY! for lOBTorPAHHTO JtANHOOri DEBIIITSJ Unban, Hoblf BASHOOD folly lltitorrd.

flow lo enl onrijnii JIOUK TREiTMK.vr-Be.«ati in a III Ultlfj from 50 SUtn and Foreign Countries. Wrtlf tlMM. Book, FTntftbfttlvn torf milled free. ERIE MEDICAL BUFFALO, N. V.

ARABIAN One of life BEST MEDICMS ever iratei PAIN AND INFLAMMATION, both Externally and Internally. It is safe and certain in its action. For Burns, Poisoning, Erysipelas, Inflammation of the Eyes or Bowels, Earache, Deafness, Rheumatism, Pains in Side, Back, or Shoulders, Piles, Sore Throat, Croup, or Bron. chitis. Price 25 cts.

and at all druggists. MORCAN ASONS, TBlDESUPPIIEDbjROSS Ind. Forsale by 1 B. -F E.eesling- "A LITTLE NONSENSE." said the visitor kindly, "have you any little brothers and replied wee Robbie, solemnly; "I'm all the children we've got ian. Bar to Howe did you enjoy the play, last night, Ded Hedde?" Ded didn't enjoy it all, I had to pay for my Blade.

is the money I owe you, Jones; but it strikes me you wrote me rather a blunt letter in regard to it" my dear friend, it was solely because I wrote it with a bhmt look at Miss Jasper. She has a dress for every day in the week." the mischief can her father afford it?" Dash- enough. It's the same Review. do I owe you, doctor?" "Ten marks." "But, doctor, your colleague charges only five marks for the same treatment." "That is quite possible, but he has a much larger practice than Blatter. this report about Smithers sending- an infernal machine to you, Bronson?" "It's perfectly true.

He didn't send it to me, though. He sent it to my boy. It's a music box that plays 'White Wings. 1 Y. Herald.

is a hard world to satisfy. If a man or woman exhibit much fondness for each other in company they are set down as ninnies; if they don't speak to each other at all then every one accuses them of being man and Transcript. Macpherson had just received a telegram from Birmingham. "What an admirable invention the telegraph is!" she exclaimed, "when you consider that this message has come 320 miles, and the gum on the envelope isn't dry you tell me why poor Mrs. Hautton fainted when she came in to dinner?" Miss "Oh, yes; poor thing! You see she had matched her lavender dress by gas light, and the room was lit by electric light So, of course, they didn't harmonize, and the shock was too much for old man, what's the population of this town?" Uncle she'm in de neighborhood er fo' hun'erd." you much of a floating population?" Uncle yer shoutin', boss.

Ef yer lookin' eroun' fo' a poppylation dot does mo' floatin' dan we does yo'm gotter straddle back ter de time er ol'man Noah. We'm jis' got ober one; rise dat toted us down ter de Ohier an' tuk us er week ter walk back, an' I reckon 'twos' be mo'n anuder mont' befo' well be takin' de same trip ergin. Oh, yes, boss! In. de, floatin' line dis den mbs' unamicus poppylation yo'mos' ebbei- Courier. make a long tail (tale) short: A man, after he has eaten a good dinner, may feel extravagantly joyous; but the next oh.

but he is surly and grim, his stomach and liver are sluggish, he is morose, despondent and "out of sorts generally. But ho may get a prompt return for his money by purchasing Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. There's nothing like them. They are tiny Liver Pills, sugar-coated, but thorough in results.

One Pellet is laxative, three to four cathartic. For Indigestion, Biliousness, and all derangements of the Stomach, Liver and Bowels, they work like a charm, and you get a lasting benefit and a permanent cure. They're the cheapest Pill, because safe and sure, while the manufacturers guarantee they'll give satisfaction, or your money is returned! You only pay for the good you get. Can you ask more What's the use! suffering any more from those dizzy spells, the headaches and all; make the attack yourself, with one or two of these little, Sugar-coated Pellets, and they will do the rest. They are a perfect vest-pocket remedy.

Purely vegetable and perfectly harmless. By druggists. 25 cents a vial. The most certain and safe Pain Remedy in the world that instantly stops the most excruciating pains. It it is truly the great CONQUEROR OF PAIN and has done more good than auy known remedy.

FOR SPRAINS, BRUISES, BACKACHE, PALN IN THE CHEST OR SIDES, HEADACHE, TOOTHACH OPv ANY OTHER EXTERNAL PAIN, a few applications rubbed on by the hand act like magic, causing the pain to instantly stop. For COLDS, BRONCHITIS.PNEU- MONIA CONGESTION, INFLAMMATIONS, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA" PAINS IN THE SMALL OF more extended applications are necessary to effect a cure. ALL INTERNAL PAINS, PAINS IN BOWELS OR STOMACH, CRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUR STOMACH, NAUSEA, VOMITING, HEARTBURN, NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, DIARRHOSA, COLIC, FLATULENCY, FAINTING SPELLS are relieved instantly and quickly cured by takinir internally a half to a teaspoonful of Ready Relief in half a tumbler of water. WITH RADWAY'S PILLS THERE IS NO BETTER CERE OR PREVENTIVE OF FEVER AND AGUE. Price per bonle.

Sold by druggists. Any R. or any "READY RELIEF" without the nameR AD WAY is a COUNTERFEIT It is unexcelled as a CROUP REMEDY. So pleasant that children cry for it. Cures all Throat, Lung and Bronchial troubles, and is pleasant, positive and PERFECT.

For sale by J. Coulson'fi XI wood H213 '850 6 0010 00 AM 735I1130T720 ISB? 82o; 945J'l28 I 1245TO JO 2 IS 20g tralveston 10 34'fl 5flj soon 10 Chicago ar pODjflAN TELS TILES GRATES 224 WfcBASH AVE CALL OR SEND -nformatlon free. Bsutl cJlotount in Eastward. Chicago Iv JLofCAiisport Iv. Galveeton Kokomo Elwood Anderson New Castle Richmond Hamilton Cincinnati ar.

13011 STOP PM I AM HlS 50 620 635 712 737 150 224 247 323 .4 lOi 915 5451052 9 nn-io ni 820 3 7 30 AM AM 3M 207 237 415 545 7 0012 Olj 7 00 AM Soon PS! 32! 412 445 530 630 PM AM Pullman Sleeping run on Wos. 3 and 10, and Bullet Parlor Cars oa IS and 10. BETWEEN LOGANSPORT AND LOUISVILUE. Read Down. Rrad Up 10 PM Iv.

Chicago ar Logansport. ar. utjjivi 1 7 SOlar. liv 19 1 Pill AM. Hl3tfl220 11 0511 30 7X1.735 X1.

stl Xos. 10 and 13 carry PnHmnn Sleeping Cars; Pullman Buffet Parlor Cars are run oil Hos. 18 and 18. JOSEPH "WOOD, E. A.

FORD, li-23-M. For time cards, rates of fare, through tickets hagRage clieohs, and nirtber InforSiatlon rel garding the running of trains apply to toa Agent ofthe Pennsylvania Lines? J.7A. McCUL Ticket Agent lad. DISEASES all C3BM of YoutbfiiTErroni. HO.

2 POSITIVE HERBAL REMEDY Vi cures Uonorruo-'u. and Ulvet in a few days. NO. 3 POSITIVE HERBAl an infiullblo euro for Price each Remedy, Two pill form. Seotln plaln.tcotcd Rules.

Enor- 1 ena Stump for SCHIFFMAMi'S ASTHMA CUR her home in Tulare county last week died Mrs. Mary Graves Clark, who, when a girl of nineteen, formed one of the "forlorn hope" that first "brought to California tidings of the starving Donner party in camp at Conner lake, near Truckee; in the heart of the Sierra. Mary Graves was one of those forced to eat human flesh to support life, and but for the couragfe and endurance of this small party the entire company at Donner would have perished. say, Van Brown, how is it, that you are always out when I call?" Van just Boston Gazette. The Great Liver and Stomach Remedy Forthecureof ail disorders ofthe STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS, KIDNEYS, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEASES, LOSS of APPETITE, HEAD ACHE, CONSTIPATION, COSTIVENESS, INDIGESTION, BILIOUSNESS FEVER, INFLAMMATION Of the BOWELS, PILES, and all derangements of the Internal Viscera.

Purely Vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or DELETERIOUS DRUGS. PERFECT DIGESTION will be ao complished by taking RADWAY'S PILLS- Byso doing Dyspepsia, SICKHEADACH, FOULSTOMACHE BILIOUSNESS, will be avoided, anc the food that is eaten contribute it nourishing; properties to the sup port ofthe natural waste ofthe body Price 25c. per box. SOLD BY DRCCISTS. Ao bythcCer- r.irmGovernment'for discharges in hours.

ip.S.C. isputuplor ours. sputuplor URES Ai cr trade Patent bottle hold- br in 3 days. No Stricture No Pain. SURE ownc.

nl syringe cut) At dnipgi'ts, $1.00, The Cincinnati, Cfilo, V. KEESLDJG, Agent, Logansport, lai Reward. Dr. Anderson's Regulating Pills are the safest and most reliable. Give them a trial aiid be convinced.

At Drug Store or by mall, post-paid per box $1.00, 3 boxes ror S2.50.fe Oka die-Ille O. For sale In Fourth Street, Mention paper. WORTH For BILIOUS A GUINEA A DISORDERS Such as Wind and Pain in tha Stomach, Fullness and Swelling after Meals Dizziness, and Drowsiness, Gold of Heat, Loss of Appetite Shortness of Breath, Costiveness, Scurvy, Blotches on the Skin, Disturbed Sleep, Frightful Dreams, and all Nervous and Trembling Sensations, THE riRST DOSE WILL GIVE RELIEF IN TWENTY MINUTES. BEECH AM'S PILLS TAKEN AS DIRECTED RESTORE FEMALES TO COMPLETE HEALTH. For Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, they ACT LIKE MA8IC, Strengthening the muscular System, restoring long-lose Cam- ck the and arousing with iho ROSEBUD OF leal energy or the Luman Srame.

One ot the best KUaranteos to tnt Nervous ana BEEPHaiui'Q pll I THP I ARfCQT QIU nc ANY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN tMWORLD LARGEST SALE OF red nitlu Tw 'PlfrkQ VjFFCH TT hi B. F. 365 and 367 Canal New'York (if wiro- dnicpstdoes noUceep them) WILL MAIt Pnrcp.acts. A BOX. (MEKTION.THIS PAPEB.I; Clieap Lands and Homes in Kentucky, Tennesee, ALABAMA, 1 Mississippi and Louisiana.

On the line of the Queen i Crescent Route cai be found 2,000,000 acres of splendid bottom, upland, timber and stock lands. Also the fines milt and Inineral lands on tlie continent for sale on favorable terms tfAHMEBS! with all thy getting get a IB the sunny South, where bltamls sod Ice eter plains unknown. The Crascent Route Is 94 Miles the Shortest and Quickest Line Cincinati to New Orleans Time 27 Hours. Entire Trains, Baggage Car, Day Coaches Sleepers run through without change, JOSEPHfilLLOTT'S STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS EXPOSITION, 1889.

THE MOST PERFECT OF PEWS. Mrs. Parisian FacaBfoaoh Golden Hlir Wash. Dura, for dcnS- opmy the bust. Rusma, for removln ff imerfu- "t-? A vf cts for drmlar.

Mine of fiat hair i-oods. R. SNJ Woott. Detroit. Mich.

Sold by drug las! and 111) Miles the Shurmst, Hours Quicker' Cincinnati to Jacksonville, Fla Time 27 Hours. The only line running! Solid Trains and Tnroup Sleeping Cars. ONLY LINE FROM CDJCIMNATI TO Ctartanoga. Fort Payne, Meridian Snreveporf, La. 20 Miles the Shortest Cincinnati to Lexington, Kv Quickest Cincinnati to Knoxvflle, Teno! US Miles tlie Shortest Cincinnati to Atlanta and Augusta! Ga.

14 MUes tee Shortest Cincinnati to Annlston Ala 6 Miles the Shortest Cincinnati to Birmingham Ala. 15 Miles Shortest Cincinnati to Mobile, Ala. Hrect connections at New Orleans and Shreveport For Texas, Mexico, California. Trains leave Central Union Depot, rosslng the Famous Bridge of Kentuclcj nd rounding the base of Lookout Mountain. Pnllman Boudoir Sleepers nn Throagh Trains, ver One Million Acres or Laud In Albama, thi future Great State of the South subject to pre-emption.

Unsurpassed Oor Malydor Perfection Syringe free with Oottle. Prevents Stricture. Curea tiouorrkm cd ln to Ask Drugrfsl lor it. Sent to any nddross for Ml.OO. "AIYDOR MANUF'S LANCASTER.tt For County Maps; Lowest' Hates and fall particulars addres.D.

ft. EDWARDS, Passenger Ticket Agent. IQueen 4 Crescent Cincinnati: 6. JUDICIOUS AND PERSISTENT Advertising hus always proven successful. Before placlnpanj Newspaper Advertising consult LORD THOMAS.

jDVBItTISIXfi Ad'KXTS, ir, lo CHICAGO SPRING CURRY Patented in States, July 16. 1M9 RC' in Ten Foreign Countries. A COMB THAT'COMBINES THE STRENGTH OF METAL WITH THE ELASTICITY OF A BRUSH. Efficient, Humane, Convenient and Durable. ON Act joar dealer for it, or SPRING CURRY COMB South Bend, Ind..