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Bristol Herald Courier from Bristol, Tennessee • 15

Location:
Bristol, Tennessee
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Page:
15
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TTT SUNDAY JULY 31. 1932 PROFESSOR O. eeO KQT UNTIL VV DONT YOU GO TO SHOWN YOl BEO VT5 sTiic tMtinkVnn THREE we you THE INVENTION WE OUST NW COMPLETED. raBUXKAjrnr COMIC stamp PoPEVi "NORSK'" M). Registered 5 Retent Office AREN'T yoo.

ASHAMED OF AND THEN THE CLUB SUOINGS U)lTH THE FORCE OF A PlLE-DRlVER, STRIKES, HIM A CRUSHING BLOW UPON THE KONK A THE, GUN THEN SCOOTS HUH IN SIX VITAL. PLACES -BANG BANG1. BANG. BANG. BANG BANG WHEN THE VERY SENSITIVE EY-WHICH IS MADE OF HONOR EOS OF LIGHT-SENSITIVE' CELLS 5EE5 A BURGLAR THE PHONOGRAPH 'BEGINS TO WORK.

ON HIS CONSCIENCE A THEN THE KNIFE HACKS HIM INTO HAMBURGER-HEN. HEH. AND THE WHISK BROOM SWEEPS HIM OP -'HEH V. -'Ve fi cr Thimble Theatre Patent Oflict BETTER SAVE Wpot IT IN A CAN'T HAVE THE MONEY VHE BANK J- NO FUN mw i vv tgr uAinc crux if You've Gcrr to hang AROUND HERE Go SIT AT A TABLE OUT OF MV SIGHT; NO MONEY-NO CREQTT NO HAMBURGERS WOE AN I LISTEN, WIMPV -GET AWAY FROM THIS COUNTER. IM SICK.

OF SEEING YOUR "LFAE; I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY; POP. A HAMBURGER 'TjO-DAY 7 I WITH MONEY IN THE BANK YOOMAOE POPEYE on your LAST PRIZE FIGHT 1 i.i I GOT LIBEROUSIKY glN ME HEART TO-DAY MAYBE THIS UUON'T BE SUCHA GOOD) DEED ON ACCOUNT OF VLL BET HE MAKES HIS SELF SICK JS TOR ONCET IN HIS LIFE HE'S GONER GET OKE ALU THE SANU01CHES HE KIN EAT CQOK UPy A UUHOLE PLATTER FULL ILL STAN' THE. EXPENTg AHOY, ROUGH -HOUSEii YA OU KICK IN THE PAWS -KNOW OFANY GOOD DEEDS UUICH NEEDS Do IN EET 6 4 5' PROBABLY THINK51 IT'S A DREAM I YANA SIOAB AIN'T BATIN' HIS SLEEP-DION'T EVEN WAKE OP YEAH-THINKS Z-Z IT'S A DREAM AN' IS TRYlN TO I CAT 'EM AUU 2A BEFORE HE yZ fYy' SNAPS OUT nf it, ri Ck. Jq .1 AWAKENED WITH A I WOULD GLADLY PAY TUESDAY FOR A 1 HAMBURGER to-dayV (CY LOOK AT THATT SURE THEY WINOOW" I'LL BET HELL NEVER I UJON'ER IF VjJANT TOLOOK THEY'LL MAKE A HAMBURGER IN HIM SICK OSYTHE FACE. GENTLEMEN -I HAD A MOST DELIGHTFUL.

DREAM-1 DREAMED OF LUSCIOUS GROUND BEEF SANDWICHES TERRIFIC APPETITE 1932, Km. Features Syndicate, Inc, Orest Britain rights rwererd. i.

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