Pampa Daily News from Pampa, Texas on September 1, 1935 · Page 13
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Pampa Daily News from Pampa, Texas · Page 13

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Sunday, September 1, 1935
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JOE'S CAREER AS THE,, WORLD'S GREATEST GOLFER" IS BEGIMNIN& TO GET ON BLANCHE'S NERVeS — WIS PERSONAL AP- P £ A : RA . NCeS ARE TAKING UP SO MUCH OF HIS TIME HE NEVER GETS .HOME_-= THING HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH INSTEAD OF BEING THEVoRLD'S <SR6AT-x EST GOLFER; VOU'RE PROBABLY THE; >-~— WORLD'S WORST JV x LATE- FOR SUPPER AGAIN. THIS 18 ?,TP AW ' HC EIT 1 ER ls GOING rr e , H , l ^,^H- LEBRIT y STUFF AND SET HOME ON TIME OR I'LL KNOW - REASON WHY! BOVr SOME DAY! I AUTOGRAPHED 5OO BOOKS THIS AFTERNOONl YES, AND I PUT THIS ROAST. BACK IN THE, OVEN 500 T<MeS, WAITING FOR YOU TO SET HEREJ ^ AS I D0 THAT OF VOURS WAS AN AC CIDENT. YOU' COULDN'T DO IT AGAJN IN A MILLION YEARS... ALL RIGHT) YOU KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SO DO I BUT IF THE PUBLIC THINK9 ITfe O.K. AND IS WILLING TO PAY MONEY TO HEAR HOW I DID IT WHV ' SHOULD WE COMPLAIN ? THEiRE, THIS'LLT WHAT 'COULD HE HAVE HIMI rjn^ft-BEEN DOING OUTSIDE i^ HAD A M'lCROPHONE .PLANTED IN f ° F FLOWERS. I WAS GIV- PUBLIC A PEEK INTO "TUB PRIVATE LIFE OF THEIR HERO I . , WHV, IT'S J. WELLINGTON V_BUNKI H6'S FAINTED I i^Btaaaaal SAID Hls SHOT WAS AN. .T¥ AT -OUGHT TO FINISH HIM AS. THE *WORLDS GREATEST GOLFER! IM STILL UP IN THE AIR ABOUT THIS KING BOZO AND HIS H A R E M 7_AN D. YOU ', TEACH IN G F HM-M-M- .FOR A HOOK! FOREf HEy,K>BE! IN OTHBfl WORDS— SCRAMfT^ ON THE HISH SEAS BOUND fOR THE KINGDOM OF O2ON » EN AND HIS PAL, BIJ,L WHAT A NUT I I DON T KNOW WHY I ASSOCIATE WITH HIM I HOORAV FOR H6NRY HAZARD! LETS MAKE- HIM CAPTAIN OF THE BOAT!

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