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S—Uklah Dally Journal, Ukiah Calif. Tuesday, July 16, 1974 • • m - mm, m # f FUNNY BUSINESS Sheinwola on bridge Sovereign cure for critical partner f'My fiance is very critical of the way I play bridge," a reader complains. "Sometimes Jhe bawls me out in the middle of,a band, even though I may be quite right. Here's a hand that caused trouble the other night: South dealer Both sides vulnerable NORTH • A 10 6 J94 0 10 2 • KQJ 107 WEST EAST 4) 732 4> 54 <3>Q62 CK10 83 0 KQJ83 O 7 654 * 83 4> A52 SOUTH • KQJ98 A75 O A9 + 964 South West North East 1 * Pass 2 * Pass 2 • Pass 3. A Pass 4 4> All Pass Opening lead —OK "I was declarer and won-the first trick with the ace of diamonds. I drew two rounds of trumps with the ace and king, then attacked clubs. "They didn't take the first club, but East did take the second club and returned a club for his partner to ruff. That's when Paul, my fiance, exploded. He gave me a long lecture on counting trumps,, and I never did get the chance to prove that I,had made the right play. "What can I do to cure him of this distressing habit?" The cure is easy, but first let's look at the hand to see who was right. It's clear that the young lady is perfectly right: She made the correct play, and I assume she made her game contract. The defense can get a club, a ruff and one diamond trick, but thep South can lead a trump to dummy's ten in order to discard two hearts on the good clubs. South's line of play should gladden the heart of any young man. The point is that South goes down if she draws three rounds' of trumps. East can then refuse the first two clubs, and the suit never comes in. Declarer loses one club, one diamond and two hearts. Any girl clever enough to play the hand so well should see the cure for herself: Marry the beast. If that doesn't cure him, nothing will,. Daily Question Partner opens with 1 NT (16 to 18 points), and the next player passes. You hold: Spades 7 3 2, Hearts Q 6 2, Diamonds K Q J 8 3, Clubs 8 3. What do you say? ANSWER: Bid 2 NT. You have only 8 points in high cards but your strong five-card suit is worth at least one additional point. You can afford to invite 1 game. Television highlights Tuesday's Television Highlights By United Press International ABC's "Tuesday Movie of the Week" at 8:30 p.m. screens "Linda," with Stella Stevens and Ed Nelson. A man is framed for murder by his wife and the Victim's husband. By Roger BoHen • *V6 I OUT OUR WAY "ABC Wide World of Entertainment" at 11:30 p.m. offers "The Next Scream You Hear," with Christopher George playing a husband who is framed for the murder of his wife. "The CBS Late Movie" at 11 P 30 p.m. screens 1958's "The Wind Across the Everglades," with Burl. Ives, Christopher Plummer and Gypsy Rose Lee. Investigation of Florida racket m which a gang destroys rare tropical birds for their feathers. DAILY TELEVISION PROGRAM LOG KTUV—2 KION-TV- KP1X-TV— 5 KOO-TV— 7 KQED—9 TUESDAY EVENING 6;00P.M. 2—Star Trek 4-5-7-12—News 9—Open Studio Television . 36—Movie—You Only Live Once 40—Movie—The Mad Room 44^Gomer Pyle, USMC 6:30 P.M. 4-5-12—News' 9—ZOOM 44—Beverly Hillbillies 7:00 P.M. 2—Mission: Impossible 4—Truth or Consequences 5-7—News 9—Newsroom 12—Medical Center 44—Hoqan's Heroes 7:30 P.M. 4—Police Surgeon 5—Price is Right 7—Hollywood Squares 44—Hogan's Heroes 8:00 P.M. 2—Movie-The Nun's Story, conclusion 4—Adam-12 5-12—Maude 7^-Happy Days 9—Call In 36—Movie-Cheers for Miss Bishop 40—Movie-Vlrglnla City 44—Whafs My Line? 8:15 P.M. 9—The Naturalists-Profile 8:30 P.M. 4—Tenafly 5—Hawaii Flve-0 7-12—Movie-Linda 44—Movie-Battle of the Coral Sea * 8:45 P.M. < 9—Call In 9:00 P.M. 9—Movie-The Big Parade , 9:30 P.M. 5—Hawkins 9:55 P.M. 36—'News 10:00 P.M. 2—News 4—Police Story 7-12—Marcus Welby, M.D. 36—Merv Griffin 10:30 P.M. 40—Felony Squad 11:00 P.M. 2—Untouchables 4-5-7—News 12—News 9—Call In 40— Untouchables 44— Night Gallery 11:15P.M. 9—Newsroom 4—Johnny Carson 5-12—Movie-Wind Across - the Everglades 7— wrde World Mystery 36—Movie-1 Married a Witch 44—Movie-The Fighting Chance 12 :00 A.M. 2—News 40—Movie-The Sheriff 1 :00 A.M. 4—Tomorrow y News 36— Movie-Four Men and a Prayer 1 :20 A.M. 5^-Talk It Over with Dr. Smith 2:08 A.M. 4 N#W3t 40—Movie-The Young Mr. Pitt 2:35 A.M. 36—Movie-House Across the Bay 4:18A.M. 40 MovH-Son of Jesse James WEDNESDAY July 17,1974 MORNING 6:00 A.M. 5—Summer Semester 12—Potpourri 6:20 A.M. 7—News 6:25 A.M. 4—News 6:30 A.M. 4—TV College 5—-Making of a Priest 7—College by Television 12—Summer Semester 40—Underdog 7:00 A.M. 2—Jack LaLanne 4—Today 5-12—News 7—A.M. 9—Mister Rogers 40—Banana Splits 7:30 A.M. 2—News 9—Sesame Street 40—Three Stooges 7:45 A.M. 2—Religion Today 8:00 A.M. 2—Cartoon Town 5-12—Captain Kangaroo 40—Speed Racer 8:30 A.M. 2— Romper Room 7—Movie-Gazebo, conclusion 9—Lillas, Yoga and You 40—Yogi Bear 9:00 A.M. 2-12—Joker's Wild 4—Dinah-Shore 5—Talk It Over With Dr. Smith 9—Sesame Street 40—New Zoo Revue 9:30 A.M. 2—Mavberrv R.F.D. 48—Winning Streak 5-12—Gambit 40—Jack LaLanne 10:00 A.M. 2—Movie-Heavens Above! 4—High Rollers 5-12—Now You See It 40—Movle-City of Fear 10:30 A.M. 4—Hollywood Squares 5-12—Love of Life 7—Brady Bunch 10:50 A.M. 36—The Community Speaks 10:55 A.M. 5-12— News 11:00 A.M. 4—Jackpot! "5-12—Young and the Restless 7—One Life to Live 36—Public Affairs 44— Not for Women Only 11:30A.M. 4—Celebrity Sweepstakes 5-12—Search for Tomorrow 7—$10,000 Pyramid 36—Yoga for Health 44—New Zoo Revue 11:55 A.M. 4— News "' AFTERNOON 12:00 NOON 2—Big Valley 4-5-12—News 7—Password 9—Lillas, Yoga and You 36—Movie- Korea Patrol 40—Galloping Gourmet 44—Tennessee Tuxedo 12 :30 P.M. 4—Days of Our Lives 5-12—As the World Turns 7—Split Second 9— Day at Night 4^Acguncture/ Part 3 KXTV—10 1:00 P.M. 2—Movie^Pennies from Heaven 4—Doctors 5-12—Guiding Light 7—All My Children 36—Movie-Erik the Conqueror 40—Movle-My Favorite Blonde 44— Live from the City 1:30 P.M. 4—Another World 5-12— Edge of Night 7—Let's Make a Deal 2:00 P.M. 4--How to Survive a Marriage 5-12.—Price is Right , 7—Newlywed Game 36—Mike Douglas 2:30 P.M. 4—Somerset 5—Match Game 7—One Life to Live 12—$10,000 Pyramid 44—Mister Ed 2:55 P.M. 2—News 3:00 P.M. 2— I Love Lucy 4—Jeopardy 1 5—Mike Douglas 7—General Hospital 9—Man Builds, Man Destroys 12—Tattletales 40—Cap'n Mitch-Bugs Bunny 44—Kimba 3:30 P.M. 2—Gllllgan's Island 4—Dick Van Dyke 7—Movie-Double Trouble 12—Let's Make a Deal 40—Fllntstones 44—Banana Splits 3:55 P.M. 36—News 4:00 P.M. 2—Batman 4—Merv Griffin 5—News 9—Sesame Street 12—Perry Mason 36—Movie-Through a Glass Darkly 40—Ultra Man 44—Fllntstones 4:30 P.M. 2—1 Dream of Jeannie 5— Baseball 40—Baseball 44—Popeye 5:00 P.M. 2—Bonanza 9—Mister Rogers' Neighborhood 7—News 12—Match Game 44—Addams Family 5:30 P.M. 4— News 9—Electric Company 12—News 44—Munsters 5:55 P.M. 36—News EVENING 6:00 P.M. 2—Star Trek 4—News 7-12—News 9—Open Studio Television 36—Movie-A Yank In the RAF 44—Gomer Pyle, USMC 6:30 P.M. 4—News > 9—Zoom 12—News 44— Beverly Hillbillies 7:00 P.M.. 2—Mission: Impossible 4—Truth or Consequences 5—News 7—News 9— Newsroom 12—Hawaii Flve-0 40—Movie-Beneath the 12-Mile Reef 44—Hogan's Heroes 7:30 P.M. 4—Assignment Four 5r—Concentration 7—Let's Make a Deal 44—Hogan's Heroes 8:00 P.M. 2—Six Wives of Henry VIII 4—A New Ball Game for Willie Mays-Profile 5-12—Tony Orlando and Dawn 7—The Cowboys 9—Erica 36—Movie-Moon over Miami 44—What's My Line? 8:15 P.M. 9—Making Things Work 8:30 P.M. 9—Boboquivari 7—Movie-She Lives 44—Movie-Force of Arms 9:00 P.M. 4—Movie-The Way West 5-12—Cannon 9—Hollywood Television Theatre 40—Movie-Angels with Dirty Faces 9:55 P.M. 36—News 10:00 P.M. ' 2—News 5-12—Kojak 9—Music of the People 7—Special: "Children: A Case of Neglect." 36—Merv Griffin 10:30 P.M. 9—Day at Night CAMPUS CLATTER with BIMO BURNS by Lorry Lewis W/ELL...ER...VOiJ CAN APPLY FOR OUR COACHING VACANCV I HAVE V0U / f NO EVER COACHED f JUST WHAT"ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS, MA'AMS THE FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thoves TELEPROMPTER 13 Weekly Schedule Monday thru Friday 3:00 LOCAL NEWS Weather 3:30 MON. WED. FRI. Dining with Donna Tue. Thurs. For Art's Sake 4:00 MON. TUE. Superstar Theater Wed. The Underworld Thurs. Fri. Country Music 5:00 MON. FRI, Crafts 8. Creation With Genie Tues. Thurs. P.J. Sports Wed. Local Interview 5:15 BINGO 6:00 LOCAL NEWS Weather 6:30 Mon.-Family Shows to Tue.-Intrigue 8:30Wed.-Underworld Thurs.-Gunsllngers Frl. - The Champions 8:QQ,lst. and 3rd. Weds. City Council 9:00 A.M. SUN. 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