The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on April 1, 1985 · Page 17
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Fun The Salina Journal Monday, April 1,1985 Page 17 TV sitcoms bring back sparring The Far Side Something is happening on television that is so Walton-ish ... so Little House on the Prairie-ish ... that I can't believe it myself. It's the "Nothing happened" sitcom. It's the ones where eyes meet, but nothing happens. Hands touch but nothing happens. Lips come close, but nothing happens. It's downright provocative. Believe it or not, sparring and flirting among couples are coming back to prime time. Frankly, I had almost forgotten what the ritual dance of courtship looked like. It seems forever that instant sex (add a bed and stir) was all we ever saw. Occasionally, we'd see a scene where a couple of strangers would wake up in a bed and he'd say, "How do you spell your name again? Is it Polish?" But that's as personal as it got. They never had a dating period or a time when they discovered how they felt about broccoli, the Dolphins, or sticky children. "Cheers" was the first sitcom to Tank McNamara Erma Bombeck FIELD ENTERPRISES introduce a hero and a heroine who did not wake up after the first date under the sheets. Then the producers chickened out and Sam and Diane had a "relationship." It almost cost them the series. So now they are back to sparring and flirting. Others have been more adventurous. The only time Scarecrow touches the hand of Mrs. King is when she is dangling from a helicopter in his grip. The closest Judge Harold Stone ever got to. having his public defender, Billie, in his arms was one night when a robber tied both of them up while he ransacked her apartment. The Laura and Remington Steele relationship brings back the electricity of Scarlett fighting off Rhett with everyone knowing that someday he'll win, and it'll be Fourth of July. And the propriety between Tony and Angela on "Who's the Boss?" is reminiscent of Doris Day sleeping in Rock Hudson's pajama tops in his bed with a chair propped against the door while he sleeps on the sofa. I have to believe it's a trend and that it will only be a matter of time before a couple comes to the captain of the Love Boat at the end of the cruise and says, "Guess what? Nothing happened." Or miracle of miracles, J.R. will come home from the office and when Sue Ellen asks, "How was your day?" he'll answer, "Nothing happened." The other afternoon as I was watching "All My Children," I could have sworn I saw Erica blush. My mother said I should adjust the color on my set. She's probably right. 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