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Fl TITE TUCSON CITTZEN PAGE' TWLVE TUCSON ARIZONA TUESDAY EVENT UNCOMMON SENSE By John Matto More Truth Than Poetry James I saliti Published every week-day evening and on Sunday by The Citizen Publishing Company Telephone COO (0 11 -1 it (0 pliii I 1 if-41'' lkillit art ''-g-t' l'aLal DAVI or Mt KACILItil filLSIBLit IttE ASSOCIA1E1) ritEbd The Associated Press is exclusively ntitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this p4)er sod also the local COWS published herein se 'e 7 'x -N 1 i4f1 11 ''41 4" a'41 tie -'7A' '41: 1 PRANK IIITCHOOCK Publisher and Pres Went II 8 CORBETT RALPH BILDT I A NATHAN Vire-Presylent Secretary Treasurer Ir 1 RPCKER Genral Manster A PARKER Editor Not at all startling today la the announcement by a trioat Amirt can railway that It la soon to ea'periment with a fleet of dirigibles to be used In fast passenger had such a story bean printed In the newspapers twenty years ago when th first dirigibles war flying It would have beets mat everywhere by grins of derision Fifty years ago when poopla talked about flight at all they were put down aa foolish dream-Sri who ought to spend their tiro on mora important and lase Impossible things SUUSCRIPTION SATES or Carrier) Sunday (By Mail Only) 19 00 One Year -12 50 14 $0 Slit Months 35 ---12 25 Three Months 20 75 $0 $0 Per Month -1030 Daily (By Mill One Stz Months Three Per bILNIRER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS National Advertising Representatives: Alogensen Co km New York City Chicago Detroit San Francisco Los Angeles Seattle and Portland TUESDAY EVENING MAY 29 1928 MENLO PARK'S VICTORY 'LETTING Ting AO OWE the Junior Ugh School Peter wee very bright ace leader In all the activities of the chool Everybody liked him He had one fault a little one that the class smiled at but which made the teachers lock Peter bated to do the routine work the dragger Part any job Ile would achetne cleverly to gat out ot It and go os to something more Interesting and showy The class was preparing for final examinations and the mathmatica teacher was Polishing ett the dull spots la the terra's work--fit givo Yo it Only this one example this period said be It la not difficult except In Its length It will be tedious But It will give you a bit of training to accuracy and endurance You see it cover addition and subtraction multiplication division and a couple of simple Jest a natter of care and patience When you finials It you are free for the rest of the period You tan look up any example You feel nedi a little work and If you heed heip rus hers" Silence matted over the classroom as the class bent to the long example Signe and processes 'nor more processes Just A NEW TERROR In many a spot as well you know Beneath the pains or pine Where people for vacations to They say the airs like wine And scientists have learned of late That these good folks forsooth Who fancy they exaggerate But speak the cold plain truth In certain seasons of the Most likely Spring and Fall 'They 6nd the ambient atmosphere Is tinged with alciabol And that is why by roaring tide Or in the mountain glen Old people C2St their carts aside And think they're young again Alas but for a Etde space Can any one repair To such a soul-refreshing place And sniff its glorious air No longer may folks c-y As eager breaths they draw For any air containg wine Is frowned on by the law Let winds containing zip and pep And zephyrs filled with zest In days hereafter watch their They're subject to arrest And reader have a care before You take your next vacation Too malt be sent to prison for Illegal respiration 1 1y to 1 0 i YOUR BIRII1DAY By Mary Maks Mal It nth IOU Pianetary Influences for today are negativo but the day will not be ithout Its perplexitiee ond alleles sought and boodod from der will prove to be kindly and wisely given Children bort" today will hay changeable dispositions will be gay and spirited at times at other times morbid and molantholy they will not have good cornhativo powera and failures will unduly distrose and discourser them Praise will do wonders for them If today Is your birthday you era affable kind-hearted and very considerat In your treat ment of others You 00000 in tntionally wound anothes feel-Inge Tod are magneto and have a fascination about you which draws people to you even though they may not always Ilk you This Indescribable charm often pulls you out of difficulties and awkward itnations whirs less subtle methods would fail Your ambitions are very worthy and lofty ones You have the imagination to visualise your your driams before they come true and often "count your chickens before they are hatched" When you realists that short cuts are not the sureet road to success and that porvonal satertrice must be placed at Om foot of trame's proud temple yow Mir bo old to mane many of your desires come true You Cr too inclined to lay sup eerie at the door of luck and forget that In most all cases It is won by carefully laid plans and determined offort If Moue to wrong with you It would bs better for you to look for the fault within youreelf than to try as you do to ficd other alibis and to allow yourself to become morbid over something which can be remedied Notwithstanding your naturally weet dieposition you ars capable of great bitterness If your trust Is flagrantly You tiro domestic fond of children and very loving and tender toward all members of your boosehold Successful people) born on this date Patrick James chemist Thomas A of Emtlet Collection Astor Library Joel Benton--Authnr essayist and poet Eugene and esteems Charles IP cator and author (Copyright DIA Bell Syndicate) al tit doll to fat tit: litto otui a lam Workl (11 G054si lit tbk di tkoz but do tt'J a bOot 4 book 1 Stamp a tot tt It look right 4 Shoot SIS tor to bard ots 4 rbit 1s4 al 4 od to- ito Was I 11201 talost tS Pit if ali or by ray to Cot tatiok wok 01 tuner IrCod Bat sada abgit Wog ytt der o-4 bo art Mal fa It VS day ISsare- Try it Wog kk 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Corer oho oronto I saw tk I (Mr 1 tertkci abd i aid ofq Write gaol ltkpo (Cori 5Sec vo- 1 niclii "1 FCResit'rsr over 2 og 1-- to- hIC ref A MI 414 1 li 4 1 0 '11 -4 -4 ars-- i-- 9 oe 'Nth -yr) 4 ki qlow iT '1 17711j- yitIRTED et ottAilltrOTOn Delb-r vim TILL YOU SUL TOE Today people motorail) exited thle announcement to be followed by achievement It would not surprise them all If In few weeks the dirigibles swung to their masts over the great rallwey stations and pas sengerswith money nough to to be in a burry were going Up in elevators to board them Trans-Atiantio flight by airplanes la still hazardous But when a great dirigible starts on I irOYare doubt that she will arrive safety at her dem Ina tIon But within a very few years airplane flight will be quite ea safe But It may take a long time to build heavier than air tow-hinge big enough to carry a whole train load of looPls The dirigthle can do that today without any trouble It la good to live In an age of miracles It adds zest to life to know that tomorrow la aura to bring some fresh wonder of 'dent for science la behind all the great new inventlons that have ceased to astonish the world as rapidly do they follow one another Not long ago I stood in a little room before corious device of white metal and spoke to fifteen million people The first stage of the journey that my words made was by a network of telephone wires connecttng many cities The second stage was by alr the words radiating In every di-'action to be picked op by millions of wire ntenna 'stepped up" by auxiliary battery or direct current power in bets sad heard by the people who were listning In Itnagine what your grandfather would have said thirty or forty years ago If be had been told that such a thing would ever hellion All these miracles were possible a thousand years ago The forces that make them possible were present In the world then as now Only they had not been used by elle human brain And there Is the real miracle the gray matter In the little bone box which by acme process erti shall never understand Iremr trates all the mysteries of swat and safe by one brings them into use by human kind Row much more life is worth today than it was In the time of I Samson who had only his great musclar strength The Citizen congratulates the pupils of the Menlo Park School the teachers and the patrons on their winning of The Tucson Citizen School Attendance Banner in the first annual contest This banner is now the permanent possession of the Menlo Park school to be kept on display in the school tuilding as the material evidence of their splendid record for the school year just closed and as an inspiration for next year's contest But although Menlo Park wins the banner there is credit for every school in the city for there has been a marked increase in the attendance average as the result of the interest stimulated by the contest The contest can not of course eliminate hazards such as epidemics but it has been demonstrated that the average normal attendance can be increased by an appeal to the spirit of rivalry which extends not only to the pupils but to the teachers and even to school neighborhoods But the contest is more than a game or a competition for as the result of increased attendance the allotment of school money from the state is increased and the school system is made more effective A thrill of pride now pervades all Menlo Park over the school's victory there is a new neighborhood patriotism a new spirit of support among patrons for the school and for the teachers For the principal of the school has given a share of the school's credit to the people they are good people who have established permanent Americans and Arizonans the backbone of the country And there is a thrill for us too as we read the smile of pride on the faces of4the winning pupils The contest will be repeated next year for the school year 1928-1929 and annually thereafter as a permanent Citizen enterprise for the public schools of Tucson That was the idea when the contest was announced and the first contest has confirmed it The Citizen also calls attention to its Vacation Activity Essay Contest open to the grade schools of the city The paper is offering prizes totalling sixty dollars for the best essays setting forth the beneficial use of tha pupil's vacation period The period of the contest began with the closing of is the period of experience and observation the active period of the contest starts with the opening of schools in the fall and culminates on October tenth when the essays will be written in all the schools included in the contest under the direction of the teachers 11 e1 an A kJ gre tse 0111 rms Tom I let INEXPLICABLE The fife of a walk bottle is said to be a short one although we have always understood that water in corisickrabk quantities was conducive to longevity x11411g STILL EXPERIMENTAL Electric Ugh we are told is a perfect substitute for swdight but we hope that the scientists will not scrap the SUI2 till they are a little surer about it PREPAREDNESS Governor Smith has substituted a brown derby for a gray felt prob ably inakMg ready for the time when he will have to change into a tengalke one THE BRUTAL LAW A policeman who stole a compete set of home furnishing includipg a furnace was convicted of a misdemeanor when a slap on the wrist would have served just as welt MEMNON (Copyright by the Bell Systrgate bee) TA1 6Tti itAodu ofiloumrrid RtTEs or TREIK The origin of this xpresefon as may be expected lies is a well-authenticated historical incident which occurred during the Revolutionary sr at the fautous bat-tie of Bunker HIM The English soldiers bad made several attacks on Beaker Hal Th colonists bad used up muck of their powder and it aPPesred they would have to sturrender At this juncture Geners1 Prescott who was in command of the patriots issued the dictum that upon the next attack of the Engtisk the rebels were to bold their fire until they could flee the ollites of the enemies Oyes- The Evglish Their fire not being answered they continued advancing Obeying their commander's instruction the colonints held their firs till the whites of the enemrs lies came within their vision Then suddenly opening firs the intensity of their attack broke the ranks of the English and the patriots won the day (CoPTriait bt Th ft Bell Syndicate) 4 fr Jiro I 1 OS 4 I It IVI L'1 lyric 'frvItt le ii Nate I 1 Is teth i 13:4 a iL IN 0 Atte' 'h le Ito I I '1 141n I i larr lb iTh il '-w I 'V' I W1 It un i 1 I Hnron For preparing various kinds Of drinks and other refreshmenta an electrically operated ice shaver has been Introduced It reduce 'rests saves the time of One man and requires practically no attention once it is set in operation as the block of ice is held firmly against the shaving blade until it is used up Current is furnished from a lighting socket aft ft uku I ttar go rEasrrawriom you know the PUrPOS of perspiration or avreat la to remove excessive heat from the body The hot blood la brought by the circulation to the skin and heat to removed by means of the per Ar ta it mut 4 More Armament Needed I 1 I WEIL I IBM'S 01 Hq 00E: SOPa' Sort 74 1 I 1 Am-mg New Books LAUGHS FROM LIFE I yap jf Ise fete 114-ti I boa bid Wm '1114Sgt (Copyright 192 Bell Syndicate) 1 With an adjustable toothbrush now on the market the teeth may be scrubbed with an up-and-down movement as well as acrosu thereby reducing the likelihood of decay and making the cleaning task somewhat easier With a simple twist the bead of the brush may be set at any angle duired ttrA -erf4 114 re1111 Tel tt In GREEN FIR As a mystery story Green Firs by John Tains reminded as vaiteril I of our college chemistry text boot Published by Dutton aed company this novel is pat one formula I tfrl after another 4ri Laid In 1900 the story In concern- ri ed with on Ofie Jevtc the greatest physicist and mathematician of ali Urns who Proust his control of 1 I atomic energy (at least we think that is what it was) holds the world i -----Pc In his band with the Pielliallit In- I 3- tention of crushinE tt into oblivion His only rival in the Independent! Laboratories which with the aid of 7 mathematically lee-lined hero and! 11 heroine attempt to outwit his fiend-I 4: Ish plan Cam 4 lb Wan --r f1 ir IL 11 -a JI 1 Old wall paper la easily and quickly removed with a portable steaming outfit now on the market The vapor is applied through a hose and a wide concentrating plate which la held against the walL The steam is generated In a lightweight boiler which one man can easily carry and is cheap and simpla to operate 1111113 can easily carry an la caaaP and simple to operate Stick your fork into the heart of it and turn it gently to the right and hear it crunch like muffled if stick your fork into it the heart of a head of Arizona iceberg lettuce if you can for there are those who say it has difficulties and thereby lies a tale told by The Christian Science Monitor: "Arbiters of table etiquette bave been asked to do something about sanctioning the use of a knife for cutting Iceberg lettuce because the solid and crisp nature of this vegetable makes it almost impossible to reduce it to edible proportions with the customary fork provided for 'salads As is well known the iceberg variety which has been developed in California and Arizona in recent years has attained great popularity both in homes and hotels but its popularity now is threatened because the book of etiquette decrees that it is the height of impropriety to cut it with a knife "Tbe complaint comes largely from editors and reporters who attending banquets and important functions have grown tired of chasing iceberg lettuce around the plate with forks and getting nowhere in the proems To make matters worse this variety usually is served with a dressing of more or less viscous consistency which adds to the elusiveness of the pursuit There are cases on record where an editor has had the discomfiture of chasing the lettuce off his plate and into his lap being forced meanwhile to smile and remain perfectly composed "The demand for a lettuce knife is no unorganized one I Saunders freight traffic manager of the Southern Pacific Company whote railroad handles vast quantities of iceberg lettuce is prepared to wit writers of etiquette books that a special knife be sanctioned or that salad forks be made half fork and half knife to meet the emergency and thus save a budding and prosperous industry from skidding into the lap of obscurity" There may be those who will suspect that the editor of The Monitor is lending himself to press agency out of friendship for Arizona California and the Southern Pacific company but they have never pursued a lettuce heart armed with nothing but a fork only to be baffled and defeated Let some loyal son of Arizona set his wits to work on this problem of providing a suitable salad knife spiratton which under ordinary circumstances is absorbed by the air so that there Is so visible moisture OE the skin When work Is done there la so much perspiration that It Is not absorbed Into the air so quickly Too have likely noticed that different Individuals vary In the degree of perspiration of tbe skin from tits same effort or due to same temperature Titres men doing the same amount of work will show three different degrees of PersPlrationA Japanese research MILD Mono divides people into three classes: (1) Those who have little ability to perspire eo that they barely sweat under a very high tempera ture and consequently easily accumulate beat In their bodies: those who sweat In accordance with the needs of the regulation of the body heat and (S) those who are always liable to sweat Notwithstanding the excessive amount of perspiration In till third type it has no effect upon the heat regulation of the body There Is more perspiration than la necessary thrown off Now of what use la this know! edge to you? The first type those who do not perspire sufficiently should try to live in a temperate climate and should not engage In heavy manual labor If you can go Into a hot room or factory or on a very hot day do norperspire you would do well to observe this scientist's advice If you Sr of the third class one mho perspires more than is necessary It may be due to Nervousness or to lack of good physkal condition Systematic exercise may put you Into the second or normal group And if you are of the second or normal type you may find yourself sometimes perspiring more freely than you should This may be due to some aliment that Is approaching or to a run-down condition It would be wise therefore for you to find out by your own or your doctor's inveetigatioe just what hi causing this extra amount of perspiration (Copyright Mk Bell SYndlcats) I Canri! The sillier' loses out HOW MANY WORDS DO I10 The Answer to Today's Cross-Word Puzzle May Be Found on the row's Citizen She: The doctors say tea is terrible stuff Bertie You'll ruin your digestion if you drink any you anything on your hip? IL IL It 40 -a Nay 6 tau Mt' Pt at 1 Ii it I im )941 Me tPttkla ft I irk tier rat heal Tetrad ta track 21 tb aes aa Ita4 as a a abo atcsay tha aft 41rt nataz '1'11111dt laZu Id is got4ht at et Irattbe4 th Citays I g1211 IraJ IV trYtEl Wrtk Eft at bow 1141 2kbitt al Ni tat Cea atawifb beGra 4 tat Oat Ezast'l t-11 alga 'waken IIIAtker Goompe (Bottled In Bond) Pussy Cat Pussy Cat where have Jon been? I've been In the kitchea to mix up soma gin Pussy- Cat Pussy Cat what did you there? spilled some and look what it did to the chair! HORIZONTAL Nautical: to the left Junctures Outside layer on furniture Dog house By Removed fluid from Partof Perceived More refined Head covering How To mend Only Female relatives Sighs convulsively Peruse Inhabitant of Serbia IS IT IS te 2L 22 21 2S 24 22 22 30 Bing a song of sixpence Pocket full of rye Four-and-twenty Iron men Bought it on the sly When the rye was opened Ms birds began to I 2 3 -5 gip i2 3 1111 15 IS Ira a No 1 poi 11111111 1 9 an to Al WI 6 111111 3' NW ON ''4 11111 OE I Mill 11 50 1 The Miami Silver Belt publishes on its first page a communication addressed "To The Miami Evening Bulletin" Perhaps if the people should band together up there they could get postal service Fabricated Fable A Hare was once kidding a Tortoise about his slow gait when to every one's surprise the old Shellback up and challenged the Hare for a Mile Dash- When the Wise Boys had done laughing the odds at once went to 1000 to 1 on the Hare and when the Day arrived they were 1009 to 1 against the Tortoise- To cut a long story short however the Tortoise won and divided 16000 with the Hare before they moved on to the next town looking for more Sucker Moral Never bet even on a cure thing it can talk The Man and the Elevated Once there was a man who was always riding up and down on the Elevated Railroad Now as every one knows the tracks are laid alongside the second and third floors of numerous thickly populated apartment houses of the poorer classes and it was noticed by everybody 'gra rode with the man that he was always intently gazing out of the window One day he was asked why be constantly kept peering into the homes of people who dwelt alongside the '1" and he replied "I do it ja order to see how these people get along so-that I may upset a proverb that has always annoyed me" Moral One-half the world doesn't know how the other half lives but the Elevated certainly helps A lot of cities TIOW have what they call the stagger system of controlling traffic We had supposed that this System went out with the saloon The label on the bottle Was a very pretty thing Hey-diddle-diddle! The eat and the fiddle The cow Jumps over the moon What shall I se at ten tonight If I see such things at noon? 3L WhirlpooL 21 Hardens 24 Greek war god 25 Dog To doge tightly Conflict 39 Mohammedan 'Bible" 41 Mold Since 43 Matured 45 Musical note 441 To purify 48 Judged so To arrange banging clothes 5L Feats CWWIST POI littoAIL FON CRWIST al I elEla 47 A distillery has been seized by dry raiders "just east of the golf links" This seems rather indefinite Was the gill located above or below par? Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of rain What cared be for a touch of A schooner was In from ag vibe amp now lutml WS Nem NV NG LIFE AND NO the way of righteousnese is life: and In the pathway thereof there le no 12:28 The king ol'Italy has signed Mussolini's bill making the country aslone-party constituency Lut we'll warrant he did not "sign itWith a flourish" PRAYER-0 Lord Thy ways are also ways of pleasantness The election of a president may be on the knees of the gods but the nomination of a Democratic candidate is on Tarn-ma-ny zored i A Lt 4 Post 'I- I ictr4 171 of tht 1 in be cno? I "4zmt tt I -I enelii i 4 st- i VERTICAL 1 Nautical: halt What French general defended Verdun? Upon 4 A color Gull like bird Prophet 'I Conclusion Article IL Elementary substances 10 Incline i 12 Lifted up I iz Was aware of lg Desserts Pat-a-cake pat-a-cak Headwaiter Man Bring me a cupful aa fast as you eau: Color 1t label It sell It for Mister troistead's Jost lovely tO you and to ma IL Hollister 9 Cal 40 I 4: Tc 144 CZ )1 I4) P-1: Ito (co Mora uncanny Repaired shoo Musical Instrument Intiammed places A ledge Richey jurisdiction Reach Rubber Certain Went by obit To apportion To contend I 23 21 27- 23- 30' 32 32 33 24 So that the automobile driver can raisaand lower the rear curtain himself to keep out the glare of headlights a simple cord control has been introduced It can be Installed In any closed 'car in a few momenta is durable and certain In operation Let it be understood that a delegate to a national can be a college graduate and $till Le uninstructed Reformers to the contrary the crg need is a Copyright 1928 by The LIl 5ya4icate Inc-.