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PAGE FOURTEEN THE EVENING NEWS, HARRISBURG, MONDAY, MAY 8, 1922 At That, Maybe Golf Is a Form of Insanity Copyright, 1922, By R. Goldberg By RUBE GOLDBERG SAY, Too iMseer; EYES I'ME uoHefce ARe Yoofc. PLAVimg ujlTH IS THIS no, this is-rtte tm first l-J' THATT SAME BALL Fop- TWO YPsRS 7v) PlMv BECAOse ALLTHri PLAfGS AR 3DJGRALLY SiclAjtLs, 1 LfcT vIMb crook FicKEti it Jsjgg BUT re CAMT EVETvJ S' ASCIIS fisib his collar 3 rhp fcUTTOM WH0 IT 15 R3KT OMhSl HIS KiOSE. WMhWL ANiD loVEb rr He ALMOST L05Ni(5 A BALL IN GRASS TeN rrecr-r i trr 1 Half Century in Ministry YORK SPRINGS, May 8. More than fifty years in the active ministry of the Methodist Episcopal Church Is the record of the Rev, L.

M. Gardner, of this place, who celebrated his ninetieth birthday anniversary last Fall. He has been a retired minister for some years. As a young man he learned the printing trade in Gettysburg' and while working there he was converted in the old Methodist Church of that place, now the post room1 of the 1 OLD FASHIONED DANCE TONIGHT Thirteenth and Market Streettt H. GEO.

HESS. INSTRUCTOR Fred Mor(tn's Orchestra, danetnf R.Sfl to 11.80, ndmliwion 40 50c. Old-faKhloned dancing every Monday and Maturday evening. THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE With RUDOLPH VALENTINO and ALICE TERRY STRAND and STANDARD STEELT0N, MAY 8TH, 9TH, 10TII First Show: 6.30; Second Show, 9.00 ADMISSION 25 and 35 -II -1 1 1 New Films Show Relation Between Music and Pictures viu I IflOTflDBA Now Playing viiirt All Week AH New York Chicago Paid 50c to $2 to see this Super Production. Our BARGA I prices remain 20c 25c nights, 10c children.

You'll Never Forget Everybody's Youngster In the Story that Grips on Your. Heartstrings and Don't Let Go National! heater Sixth and Dauphin SU. Adult, 22c Children, 10c Today and Tomorrow Geo. Ar liss THE DEVIL The Sensation of Two Continent Added Snub Pollard Comedy Pathe Nevs ALL THIS WEEK ORPHEUM PLAYERS With Don Burroughs In a Magnificent Revival of the Dumas Masterpiece CAMILLE An miSS VUllltgJO ''Camille" Thurs. Sat.

Next Week Except Tuesday The Trail of the Lonesome Pine TUES. ri'iTht MAY 16 MAIL ORDERS NOW not be made Interesting, tuneful and amusing at once and the same time. The story by Zelda Sears is distinctive and. Consistent, one brimming with humor and interesting situations, and the score by Harold Levy is of light operatic quality. Aside from the fact that Mitzi has the best role of her career, it is hard to say whether it is the delightful story, the spirited score, or lilting lyrics which have most contributed to the success of "Lady Billy." Mitisl is sunported by a splendid cast, including Sydney Greenstreet, Boyd Marshall, Arthur Uttry, Elsa Foerester, Vera Rial, Louise Dose, Charles Gay, Mack Kennedy.

FORMER STAR MEN TO DIXE A Kansas City Star dinner will be held in New York on April 24, to which all newspaper men in this vicinity who formerly worked for the Star will be invited. Gov. Henry Allen, of Kansas; Henry Schott, John Lcvett, Albert Reid, William Allen White, Ralph Stout and W. Y. Morgan are expected to be among those at the festive board.

We nave been appointed on the entertainment but hi.nest to goodness, we den't know where to ouy the stuff without a prescription. Bide Dudley, ut N. Y. Evening World Old-Fashioned Dance Tonight Handnhan's Hall, 3d Harris St. Dancing, 8.30 to 11.30 Music by If.

George Hess and Ilia Terpslchorean Harmonixers Shirk, Coble, Eppinger and Davis Ladle. 40c Gents, 50c GRAHD THEATER 14th and Deny Tonight, the Wonderful All-Star Production "Woman In His House" Gareth HiiKhen Illeky Hedrlek "A Triumph of Mother Love" ROYAL THEATER Third and Cumberland Sts. Adult, 22c Children, 10c Today GEO. WALSH A MIRIAM COOPER In SERENADE Added Mack Sennett Coined "The lluck Hunter" TOMTE "nAxrnFPnnc invn A Drama of the Great Wes; Added Fplxo.le 2, SHIPWRECKED Robinson Crusoe tinned. IT'S YOUR MOVE Back Sweet Memories of i iiwCooGArj Lite A ciAiib- bo XbO THlUfc.

I'M A i mm OltPHEUM THEATER All Thin Week The Orpheuin Pluy-ers with Don Burroughs In "t'a-inllle." JVext Week, Except Tuenday ''The Trail of the I.onenome Pine." Tuesday (Election Day). Mutlnee and May 1 Henry W. Savage presentM Midi, In "l.ady Billy." MAJESTIC THEATER Today "Who's Who in Harrlshurg Movies," Sylvester Family, Harry Breen, Vnn and Belle, Oliver and Aerrltt, Fern and OI.OMAI THEATER Son Playing Harrison Ford and Alma Rubens In "Kind the. Woman," comic and other- entertaining frai ii res. Co in inn Thursday Hope Hampton, in "Ntar- Dust." All ct Week Gloria Snanson and Rudolph Valentino In Elinor Glynn's "Beyond the Hooks." VICTORIA THEATER All Week Jackie Coogan, in "My Boy." Coming Mf.y IS Doris May, In Richard Bartholoiness "Tolable David." NEW REGENT THEATER Today, Tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday Paul Wegener In "The Golem," a giant production! com edy, "The Grocery e.

gent N'ewsettes. Friday and Saturday "The Lying Truth," with an all-stnr cast. Coming "Saturday Night." Orpheum Players in "Camille" Tonight witnesses the first performance of the sixth week of the popular Orpheum Players led by Don Burroughs and Kathleen Comegys. Starring in a play which has called forth the efforts and talents of the best stars of the stage in both this and last generation; "Camilla" the dramatic story promises to be a play which is going to-attract capacity houses at every performance. It was by popular request that "Camille" was produced.

'And a tribute to the Players it is, that this classic of the stage should be asked for. ''Camille" is the story of a notorious Parisian, who finds her love in a young law student. Together they find their happiness in the country but it is necessary to love and funds are low. He and she without the other knowing make great sacrifices, but they are intercepted by the young man's father when visiting Camille he extracts a promise from her to have nothing to do with his son. How Camille lives up to this promise even though it costs her the sole happiness of her life; how she dies with her memories and at the very end happy in the presence of her lover; these form a most interesting story.

For the week commencing May 15 "The Trail of the Lonesome Pine" will be the attraction. $25.00 Given Away at Majestic This Week A guessing contest is being conducted at the Popular Majestic Theater starting toilay along with the splendid Keith Vaudeville offerings of five excellent Keith and Orpheum Circuit features, including Harry Breen oh. what a nut; famous Sylvester family, vaudeville's supreme variety novelty, Van and Belle, some stunts look out for the Boomerang; Oliver and Nerritt. "Putting It Fern and ''Getting There," and Harrisburg's leading business men in the movies. See them on the Majestic silver sheet Just who's who in Harrisburg will be determined at the Majestic Theater next week; when the backs of twenty-nine of Harrisburg's most prominent business men will be flashed upon the screen.

To make it a contest worthy of your consideration, the management is offering a prize of 25 in cash If you can guess who they are. They are all your friends, and can be easily recognized. It will he great fun for you to see those that you know and associate with on the silver sheet. If you think you are a pood guesser, come to the Majestic Theater next week and win $25. Guess who's who in Harrisburg, Mitzi in "Lady Billy" Mitzi In her neW musical romance, "Lady Billy," which will be seen at the.Orpheum on Tuesday matinee and night.

May 16th scored a triumph last season in her newest ehicle, and presents a charming refutation of the statement that musical comedy can- LEARN TO DANCE It's easy. Inexpensive and absolutely private Hours: 1 to 10 P. M. Hesitate no Longer Make an appointment by calling Bell 5988 Write or visit studio FEN X-HARRIS DANCING SXl'DIO 25 South Second St. A Doors from South Market Square PRIVATE LESSONS ESSEggS It's a Story He's the Guy That Put the Bin Boy ff REGEK Oh my every Body'a my Fren UK WI It Brings Yesterday Girl Farms at 19 STATE COLLEGE, May 8.

The story of Miss Aleeh M. Fell, of Mercer, who is enrolled at State mill! W1 III! Ill II mmmmtm ng fhe agri- cultural course, is one of more than usual interest. Miss Fell is 19, and it was at the early age of 11 tfcat she became interested i farm work. i1 She entered a boys corn growing club. She was the only girl in it and at first the boys were opposed to her being a member but they MISS A.

M. FFXIj a 11 changed their attitude and subsequently she won first prize. Then she went to raising turkeys and was equally, While attending high school she begged her father to permit her to take over the management of his big farm. He thbuglU it a big undertaking but he finally gave in and this girl made a success of the work and got a wide reputation as an agriculturalist. The 'prize she won in the boys' corn club consisted of a trip to State College during "Farmers' Week." Miss Fell attended and made an address telling how she raised the corn." Subsequently her fine pens of hogs took many prizes.

The Fell farm became a place of interest to a lot. of persons interested in agriculture. A camp for girls and also one for boys was established there end an old mill dam became a good swimming pool. The girl farmer is now acquiring a technical education In, agriculture. Corns? just say Bluejay to your druggist Stops Pain Instantly The simplest way to end a corn is Blue-jay.

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He was licensed to preach by the Baltimore conference, of which this territory was then a part. He gave up his slick and rule left his place at the case artd started his work as a pastor. He served in many of the most important pastorates of that conference, including churches in Baltimore and Washington. When the Civil War broke out he joined the colors as a chaplain and was in some of most important battles of that conflict. Returning to the work of the church at the cessation of hostilities he continued in his chosen calling ufitil advancing years got the better of him and he is now living the quiet life at his old home here.

One of his greatest pleasures in the Winter was to go skating and he built a lake on his property here and every Winter en joyed the sport with the young folks or the communtiy, it being only in the last four or five years, since he became blind, that he -has been compelled to forego the pleasure. Speeds Up the Hens TJONNAIR, Maj 8. M. B. Seitz, one of the most prominent farmers of Bonnair, York County, has devised a system, to make hens lay, which, he says, is working out fine and good results are manifold.

The system he claims, "humanizes" his poultry. "You talk about electric lights in a hen house to make them work overhead, but' my plan has that beaten many times," he declared. He states that he shows stationery pictures in a machine to his hens. The pictures show the hens laying and he claims that puts them in mind of it and they go to work. But, of course, clean houses and the best of feed go with the plan.

The egg production has been greatly in-creasel in the last few weeks. Breeds Twin Mules LITTLE May 8. Russell Gregg, one of the leading farmers of Little Britain, Lancaster County, takes a deen interest in farming, and has for years followed a rule that things must be kept in fine order on his farm. Live' stock are, treated the same as a human being. One of his mares this week presented him with two fine young mules.

Both of them are of good size, and it is an unusual thing for "twins" to be born in mules. They are a curiosity to the other farmers of the county, and many have come miles to see them. Mr. Gregg says that in about two years he will have" a valuable team, if everything goes right. Generous With His Car SEITZLAND, May 8.

James Frederick, a veteran of the Civil War, nearly SO years old, familiarly known to every one here as decided to ride, in the future, and has purchased a "flivver." Mr. Frederick is served for his age. By hard work-in- early life he was made strong and healthy. He claims they are making the flivvers shorter, now, so that more can get on the road, giving a man with "long foundations" less room to put his legs. He is nearly six feet tall.

He makes generous use of his car, not letting any one along the- roadside walk, especially if advanced in years. Secrets of the Movies Revealed Q. What are "Chuletas." that Rudolph Valentino wears in "Blood and Sand?" A. They are the sideburns that are a distinguishing, sign of champion bull fighters who wear them long half an inch below the lobe of the ear. The ordinary bull thrower wears sideburns that are shorter arriving about the middle of the car.

Valentino of course, is a champion bull fighter, so he wears them long. Q. How long had Moreno been with Vitagraph before his recent discharge? A. Moreno had been with Vitagraph nearly eight years, before they asked him to play the part of an Irishman. Q.

What is Thomas Meighan's favorite dish? A. Meighan's favorite dish is a good Juicy beef steak. Q. How long is Pauline Frederick to remain out of the movies? A. Pauline recently signed a' contract With Al.

Woods for five years, during which time she Is not permitted to appear in the Q. Who is Wally Reid's opponent in the fight scene in 'The World's Champion?" A. "Kid the former champion middleweight, who made Wally step around to avoid punishment. What movie actor was seriously injured by falling off a high precipice while on location for a new picture? Look for the answer tomorrow. Copyright.

122, Thompson Feature Service Leaves for Italy Robert Mercur, a student at Lehigh University, and Kritz Mercur. a student at the Harrlsburg Academy, will sail by the first available steamer for Italy where their mother. t'ontessa ilrace Rocchi fl! I Mrs. Henry M. Stine, 19 South Front street, received a cablegram on Saturday telling of the illness of her sister, Contessa Ilianeh-t.

whoje home in the Palazzo PandoltinI, Florence, Italy, and Robert Mercur arrived Jn. this city last evening, to arrange' with his brother for an immediate journey. THOUSANDS IN THE CAST! SCENES UNEQUALLED FOR SWEEP AND FASCINATION mESTIC-Keith Vodvil NOW FIVE BIG VARIETY HITS HOW INCLUDING 1 JIt (fdJP(D By JAMES TV. DEAX NEW YORK, May 8. The "music film" is an innovation by Hugo Rie-nenfeld, director several Broadway theaters, in which the synchronization of music and photoplay is sought.

Lillian Powell dances the "Bubble Dance" in one film and in another performs an Egyptian dance duet with Martha Graham. These dances were created by Ted Shawn. The idea of Riesenfeld is that the action of music can be synchronized with the action of a photoplay. It is a comparatively simple matter to put the two in mesh when there are only one or two figures in the photoplay, acting against a bare background. Problem Simplified The problem is further simplified by showing the head and arms of a musical director in the film.

The leader of the orchestra then merely has to wave hts arms in unison with the arms of the pantomimic director to secure the proper tempo. Riesenfeld conducted a more in-terestUig and successful experiment when he arranged the score of 'La Tosca" and "Carmen" to fit abbreviated film versions of the operas. Those experiments gave promise of something more pretentious in the way of synchronization of film and music than a "music film" in which a director flails his arms in time witli those of a screened automaton. Some day some producer will have the temerity to screen an opera or a musical play to fit a musical score and will probably be to learn that it is an easy accomplishment. Mry Alden "Mother" Again Mary Alden, who was the mother of Rupert Hughes' "The Old Nest," has been cast as mother to Richard Barthelmess in "The Bond Eoy," by George Washington Ogden.

This will be Barthelmess' fourth starring, vehicle. Cerille DeMille, the director, recently adopted his third child. Her rami, is Katherine Lester DeMille and sho is 11 vears old. Her father. Lester, was killed in the Battle of Vimy Ridge.

PeMille's other children are John, 8. and Cecelia, IS. Biggest Crowds of Season Will Greet Jackie Coo-gan's New "My Now Playing at the Victoria All attendance and box office records of the Victoria Theater are in danger of being shattered, due to the showing there of "My Boy," which opened week's run at that popular movie theater today. Jackie Coogan is the star of this Associated First National attraction. The extent of his following is evidenced bv the throngs which are crowing the theaters all over the eountv daily in order to see his latest production.

He has a hold on the public which is accorded to few other stars of the motion picture world, and his pantomimic work is showing constant improvement. Other features are added. Our prices have not been advanced for this super-special The matinees are 20c, nights 25c for adults, children anytime, 10c. Harrison Ford and Alma Rubens Great in "Find the Woman" at the Colonial Alma Rubens, the beautiful star in "Humoresque," plays the leading role in "Find the Woman," a' Cosmopolitan Production. "Find the Woman" is a great mystery story involving the capture of a murderer after a theatrical agent is found stabbed to death in bis office.

It has more thrills than "The Bat." The feature on Thursday, Friday and Saturday will be the Fannie Hurst story, "Star Dust." The beautiful Hope Hampton is the star. A play that has been anxiously awaited by the people of Harrisburg, will be the t-traction all next week. It is the Elinor Glynn tory, "Beyond the RoCks." and features two of the ereatesf favorites on the screen to-dav, Ulora Swanson and Elinor Glynn. The added' comedy features are very good indeed. Monkey shines and bare feet and fur feet are featured the first three days.

"The Golem," One of Thp Greatest Pictures In the Country, at the New Regent Theater Mysticism, thrilling, yet entertain- ing to a degree la ne keynote of "The Golem," a reinarkaMe European picture which will be the starring vehicle fct the New Recent Theater, 1 today, tomorrow. Wednesday and Thursday. Hundreds of thousands who saw the picture in New York pronounce it one of the greatest photoplays ever presented in this, country. SI lr It ff tf The Sylveste VAUDEVILLE'S BIGGEST VARIETY OFFERING THE MAJESTIC PRESENTS 29 PROMINENT BUSINESS MEN IN THE MOVIES GUESS Who's Who in Harrisburg WIN $25.00 in Cash Prizes I Ik Boy'i Today Tomorrow Wed. Thurs.

The Most Notable Achievement in Motion. Pictures WATCH FOR "Saturday Night" I wi i I Mat, 50 to $2.00. Seats Eve, 50 to $2.50. Fri. iV Mi Qidare Elinor Glynn's Beyond the Rpcks Fa may mkL 1 1 1 LOLONIAL I Iwirv cser fflffffi i MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY mi icat i.

i i i in Muun fuvMt-unnr conouiim eatmn IMW il Woman nuuh Alma Rubens Cwiy Cosmopolitan Productions Hi CC ffkmmount Wtm h-iMl MKMWA MM i 3 GREATEST MYSTERY PLAY EVER WRITTEN Comedies, "Bare Feet and Fur Feet" Monkey Shines COMING NEXT WEEK Placed New Trk Oar Trar fnr CLOA, 2.0O and $53 It Hrr for 35. Matiaa 33e. Xlgku lOe Aln, Marline T4y Gloria Swanson In i Rudolph Vaientina Friday and Saturday "The Lying Truth".