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SCOOP! BY KITTY RAYMOND Jen's biological clock may be ticking swiftly Cryogenics for Brit? 'Jesse using kids on Sandra Singer-songwriter Colbie Caillat is 26. Actress Alexa Davalos of the is 28. Musician Adam Green is 29. Actor Jesse Bradford is 31. TV personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck is 33.

Singer Kylie Minogue is 42. Actor James Michael Tyler is 48. Musician John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival is 65. singer Gladys Knight is 66. Singer Billy Vera is 66.

Actress Sondra Locke is 66. Actress Beth Howland is 69. Actress Carroll Baker is 79. an item assuring us that Britney Spears plans to have her body cryogenically frozen in nitrogen. "Britney gets these obsessions and this is the latest.

It started when someone told her Walt Disney had been preserved by cryogenics to be revived in the future," a source allegedly told Britain's ever-credible Sun magazine. "That was a myth, but it got her researching a cryogenics foundation and she became convinced it was worth a shot." "She looked into having her ashes turned into diamonds after three kids to get to his practically-ex-wife, encouraging them to tug at her heartstrings. A friend of Sandy's told In Touch magazine that Jesse urges Chandler, 15, Jesse 12, and Sunny, 6, to "let Sandra know how much they miss her." On more than one occasion, he allegedly put Sunny, who bonded closely with her stepmom, on the phone with Sandra. According to the source, "Sunny tells her she misses her and she misses Louis" the New Orleans-born I We're pretty sick of lame, patently fabricated tabloid tales about how Jennifer Aniston is desperate to have a baby. But we could not pass up the chance to share a priceless National Enquirer story titled no joke "JEN'S TICKING BIO-TERROR CLOCK." You can't make this stuff up, people.

Unfortunately, the article does not make a compelling case that the former "Friends" star's ovaries are potential weapons of mass destruction. Rather, a pal confides that "Jen started off 2010 with a New Year's resolution that she'd become a mom, whether that meant adopting or getting pregnant. But Jen freaked out after her romantic comedy 'The Bounty Hunter' bombed, so Jen is feeling insecure about her career." This decision supposedly followed the actress's desperate attempts to get a man to father her child. "Jen tried to persuade Gerard Butler to be her baby daddy, but he turned her down flat," says the so-called friend. "Before that, she'd begged John Mayer to start a family, and he refused, too." "After her fling with Gerard fizzled, Jen took stock of her life.

As much as it bothers her, she came to the conclusion that having a baby alone is biting off more than she can chew." So basically: Same story, different title. FREEZEDOUT What is this, crazy-old-school-tabloid-story day? Along with Jennifer Aniston's rampaging biological clock of doom, we have Actress Carey Mulligan is 25. "Afterward, wild things were being said about me, and once they're in the ether, there's nothing you can do about it. It felt like being the new kid in the schoolyard again and the other kids are whispering." Tom Cruise to Esquire magazine on the reaction to his infamous "couch jump" For more I OF THE BEST PHOTOS, LOCAL NEWS, OPINIONS AND SPORTS, CLICK ON sfexaminer.com Joan Jett performed "Light of Day" with Michael J. Fox at his Parkinson's benefit Wednesday.

NATIONAL PARTNERS ymmmr select fGRJA. SELECT MIDORI. she is gone but settled on the chance of getting to live in the future," adds the source. ll'U Supposedly throughout 'h 'sr Britney's recent weekend trip to Disneyland, a nanny watched her two Vs sons while the "Circus" HtX singer researched cryogenics online. Yes, you read that right: We are expected to believe that Britney Spears was researching cryogenics.

At Disneyland. So basically: Same old Michael Jackson rumors, recycled with Britney. (The ashes- into-diamonds thing was a nice touch, though.) CHILD'S PLAY Is Jesse James manipulating Sandra Bullock through his children? The disgraced celebiker has reportedly been using his adopted son who was originally set to become the kids' little brother. Jesse is even said to have used a health scare to get a reaction from the Oscar-winning actress: "One time, he phoned Sandra and claimed Sunny was running a fever and asked if he should bring the little girl to the doctor." Sadly, this is one tabloid story that seems all too plausible to us. Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer.

She welcomes feedback at kittymedia-darling. com. Want baby now: The National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Aniston, desperate to conceive, started off 2010 with a New Years' resolution to become a mom. GETTY IMAGES FILE PHOTO David Hasselhoff denied to TMZ reports he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning last weekend. Rihanna countersued a personal trainer who claimed she wasn't paid, saying she'd fronted over $24,000.

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