Intelligencer Journal from Lancaster, Pennsylvania • 12

INTELLIGENCER JOURNAL, LANCASTER, PA. A-12 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2000 COMICS BLONDIE THE FAMILY CIRCUS LISTEN ItTim6sETTEAD, 1 1110 City ItTECHIZONII dcity.org Can you guess what this smiley is? I WANT To APOLOGIZE FOR YELLING AT ---t I'M SCRRY I -1i44 kANKS 15 UT WW1 JUST yesTszpAy? WHAT AOCUT 1 YOUR YELLING ON tite. MONPAV, TUESCAY 6 ANP 044 1 IP 5 5 A 40411 4 Cod dedk gap r-Aks-seo 14, qi Ak'-'s a rz 4: ')41114- vF7-0 7 3 Yoe 1IIiII 1T thio '1 0 1,111111 I HEAR 17RIVING TO ORLANDO. "-No ss tileff 9 I NIL 02000 110 1,2002. 0,01.

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AN 'THEY SAY 'a MEN ARE SUPERIOR AT SPATIAL ono IL CONCEPTS. L. WITH WOMEN IN THE EXECUTIVE 1 RANKS, THE PATHS I FAMILIES CAN TAKE HAVE EXPANDEI)A1 I NEVER THOUGHT I UNDERSTAND YOUR WITH WOMEN IN RIGHT. IT'S JUST AND 'THEY SAY I MIGHT HAVE TO FEELINGS, TED, BUT I THE EXECUTIVE THAT THEY'VE MEN ARE SUPERIOR FOLLOW YOUR SUSPECT IT'S NOT ALL RANKS, THE PATHS II FAMILIES CAN TAKE CAREER, SAL. THAT UNCOMMON POINT I DON'T CONCEPTS.

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