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They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo LET A FELLOW WORKER GET OFF BUT WHEN BOSS BIGDOME TELLS A A GOOD QUIP AND EVERYBODY IS IT GOES INTO APPRECIATES IT BUT HYENASVILLE? WHO ELSE SO THE SIGN AT THE THE TRACK SAYS, OTHER FELLOW. SAYS. HO- YOU'RE KILLIN' KEEP OFF THE MAY OLD WASN'T STUFF! HAHA ME, CHIEF! WOW! BE YOUR IT FUNNY WHEN EVEN HE THERE'S SAYS A BECAUSE GREAT! SUPPER. IT WAS AND THE WAY IN BOTH. GET AND YOU IT? YOU TELL DIDN'T TELL IT A HAT Than TIP AND LEE DURIEUX, 5-17 MT.

OHIO VERNON, DUNN King Features Syndicate, 1966. World rights reserved. THOMPSON Follow They'll Do It Every Time in full color in the Sunday News DONDI CHEER UP SKIPPER. 5-17 REMEMBER THE OLD THE VOLCANO IS SAYING, "AN CANDLE WORSE THAN BURNS BRIGHTEST EVER! BEFORE IT GOES kg 034313 The Reserved PRISCILLA'S POP DAY, PRISCILLA, I'LL DANCE IN ALL THE LONDON, GREAT CAPITALS COPENHAGEN, OF EUROPE! THE SMITH FAMILY WALL OHHH! SMILIN' JACK WHAT A PLEASANT SO COMING YOU THAT KNEW WE EXPLAINS WERE LET'S THE SHOCKEROO GET ON INTERVIEW, WITH SO 7 WHY WE WERE RESCUED SATO0O. SO QUICKLY.

SAT000 ('o Syndicate Reserved Newe Rights 1956 by A DON'T FLIP YOUR WINGS 5-17 SO FAST, ROOSTER--I ALL TH' SHOTS HERE. TERRY AND THE PIRATES JUST A FEW MINOR POINTS YOU AH, MAY CLEAR UP TO GIVE ME AN GIRL AND AIRTIGHT MAY I CALL PUNCTURED ON YOU TOMORROW, STOCK -BY, MISS STOCK. ARCHIE I YOU WANT TO WANT YOU TO REAP THE REWARDS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OF YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN HERE! STEVE CANYON THIS WAY, COL. AGAINST MRS. WILL BE WITH EERIE MULDOON US AS SOON AS STEVE A U.S.

NAVY HE CAN BREAK OF POWER BOAT DISGUISED AS THIS Syndicate A JUNK IS AT DOCKSIDE AS A LONELY FIGURE STEPS Publishers FROM PANEL THE TRUCK 9961 LANCASTER, NEW ERA-TUESDAY, MAY 17, 1966-17 Grammy Winners Entertain By CYNTHIA LOWRY were musicians mostly NEW YORK (AP) "Best singers it also lacked the Record," seen Monday balance found in the usual vaon is the one riety hour. night on NBC, awards show of the year that The hour program was the envelope opening, taped in bits and pieces in skips statue and New York and Hollywood to presenting speeches of gratitude. meet the convenience of the performers, and when put toWEEKS AGO gether proved to be a pleasThe performers were winantly tuneful hour. ners of "Grammy Awards" of weeks STARS INTRODUCE the recording industry ago. Thus the program was The producer attempted to mainly a convenient excuse break up the static quality of for a program of popular too many solo numbers by music performed by assorted bringing on assorted performstars of the record business.

It ing stars to do the introducdid lack some of the suspense tion. But none, including Bob that builds up in the usual Hope and Steve Allen was awards show and because really given enough time to be BOB HOPE STEVE ALLEN most of the recording stars very entertaining. Not enough time to be entertaining. Follow Dondi in SOME CANDLE! JUST FLEW INTO HEY! LOOK! THE SMOKE CLOUD. MUST BE A VULTURE.

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Off. Follow The Smith Family Washington Star Syndicate, Inc. MAJOR LEE, SINCE YOUR HATCHECK EMBASSY MAID HAVE SO EFFECTIVELY IS THE EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU, MISS. WILL FIND MY QUESTIONS QUITE REMEMBER, LEROY! HE WHO ACQUIRES GET A RARE PRIZE INDEED Follow Steve Canyon in THE CONFUSING AND THE SECRET SCENE IN THE HARBOR, START FOR BEGINS THE KEY MOVE BEHIND THE IS THE AND THERE PLACE FOR THE GOES MY WIFE RENDEZVOUS INTO THE WITH THE BUILDING VILE -AFTER HER! full color in the Sunday News NO! 17'5, YIPPEE! WAVE, A PLANE. EVERYBODY! full color in the Sunday News NOT TILL MR.

DE GAULLE SAYS HE'S SORRY AL 5-17 in full color in the Sunday News GEORGIE PINCHED ME. MIGHT MAKE A GOOD! TH' CLOSER LISTEN CLOSELY, TH' NICER! MAN, AND ROOSTER. WHAT A DOLL! THEN, THERE TCHOP, I HAVE A NEED TO SNEAKING HUNCH YOU ALREADY EH? HAVE. BOB MONTANA CAN I SEE 5-17 THE PRIZE? color in the Sunday News POLICE DRIVER AND BODYGUARD THE BUILDING AS STEVE SLIPS WHEEL AND THROWS THE CAR INTO EE-YAY! CANFE TONIGHT ON TV By AP Critic RECOMMENDE TONIGHT: "CBS Reports," 10- 11 EDT, "LSD: The Spring Grove Experiment," a report on the drug in an experiment on two patients at the Spring Grove State Hospital in Maryland. Sara Lane Signs For Part in 'Virginian' UNIVERSAL CITY Sara Lane, 17-year-old blonde actress, has been signed by executive producer Frank Price for a regular starring role in Universal Television's "The Virginian." Miss Lane will portray the new character of Elizabeth Grainger, granddaughter of John Grainger (Charles Bickford), who comes to Shiloh Ranch when her grandfather purchases the vast Wyoming cattle empire from Judge Henry Garth (Lee J.

Cobb). The blue-eyed young star thereby becomes the third addition to the everpopular series for the 1966-67 season. Besides Bickford, Price also recently sent Universal contract actor Don Quine for a continuing starring role as Stacy, Grainger's grandson and Elizabeth's older brother. NBC 1490 On Your Dial TUESDAY, MAY 17, 1966 NEWS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR LISTENING HIGHLIGHTS 12:30 PM -Ed Wickenheiser Show Van Buren Show Time Show Parade Music vs. St.

Louis Election Returns By Starlight 12:05 Off WEDNESDAY, MAY 18, 1966 5:45 AM-Garden Spot Farm Journal Wickenheiser Show News Roundup Devotions Morning Neighbor 10:30 Coffee Break Wickenheiser Show 12:20 PM-Weather Outlook -Adv. COLOR TV TUESDAY, MAY 17, 1966 5:00 PM-Woody Woodpecker (COLOR) Grey The Theatre News (COLOR) News (COLOR) Desk (COLOR) (COLOR) Report (COLOR) Mother, The Car-(COLOR) BE (COLOR) Jerry Kildare Don't re Vna Eat Dyke the (COLOR) stars DaisiesPart 2 Night At "Wheeler The Movies Deal- (COLOR) ers" James Garner and Lee Remick star Hour News-(COLOR) News (COLOR) Final (COLOR) (COLOR) Election Returns (COLOR) Show (COLOR) 1:00 AM-Channel 8 Primary Election Returns (until conclusion) TOMORROW ON WGAL-TV CHANNEL 8 7:00 AM-Today-(COLOR) -(COLOR) Show-(COLOR) College Of The Air(COLOR) 9:30 -Debbie Drake 'N' Win-(COLOR) Guess-(COLOR) (COLOR) Bay-(COLOR) On 8-(COLOR) News Personalities Events Weather Homemaking Hints TV Farmer 12:30 PM-Let's Play Post Office (COLOR) Day Report Hitchcock Make A Deal-(COLOR) News of Our Lives (COLOR) -Macdonald Carey stars Doctors World Don't Say-(COLOR) -(COLOR) Headlines It To Beaver 5:00 Yogi -Adv. (COLOR) CHANNEL TV Shakespeare Role for Barbra? By BOB THOMAS LONDON (AP) Can you see Barbra Streisand as Romeo's Juliet? She can, and Shakespeare is just one of the plans the singing star has conjured for her future. Among the others: becoming a movie star and mother of two or three children. Miss Streisand and her husband, Elliot Gould, are pecting their first child December, and the other plans will naturally be held in abey.

ance. She now is playing to standroom audiences nightly at BARBRA STREISAND the Prince of Wales Theater in her Broadway smash, "Funny Girl." 'ISN'T' EASY "It isn't easy," she admitted one afternoon in her posh London flat while serving some caviar to an American visitor. "I mean it's not like making a movie, where you can say 'Wait a half-hour while I take a rest." Miss Streisand is under contract to continue in the show until mid-July. return to the United States for Then she was, supposed to her third CBS television special and a concert tour, for which she was to receive a record pay for a performer. But her pregnancy has forced cancellation of these appearances.

"I'm tired. I feel like sleeping all the time. But I SUPPOSE I'll get used to it." WHY SHAKESPEARE? Having won various Tonies, Emmies and Grammies for her stage, television and record work, Brooklyn-born Barbra now is contemplating other fields. Shakespeare? Why not? "I've done it in school, but never professionally, and I'd like to try," admitted. "What would Juliet? Cleopatra, 'Taming of the There are a lot of great parts of Shakespeare." But previous to that she will fulfill her ambition to become a movie star.

"It's what I've always wanted. My face? I never worried about it. Funny thing about my face, it has always photographed well always. Besides, most of the stars who made it have unusual faces Claudette Colbert, Marlon on Brando, Humphrey Bogart." Her first film will be "Funny Girl," to be shot in Hollywood next year. Youngest Gabor NEW YORK Eva Gabor, who co-stars as Lisa Douglas on "Green Acres" on the CBS Television Network, is the youngest of the famed Hungarian sisters but she was the first of them to arrive in the United States.

Magda and Zsa Zsa followed in that order. WLAN 1390 On Your Dial COMMUNITY CALENDAR 2:45 5:48 P.M. SCHEDULE GAME SHOWS NBC Will Knock Out Morning Soap Operas By RICHARD K. DOAN NEW YORK Housewives seem to want cheering up from their TV of mornings. Detergent drama they can do without at least until lunchtime.

That, anyway, has been NBC's experience in attempting to win the ladies away from CBS, the undisputed daytime favorite. CBS, which boasts 14 of the 15 to daylight series, gives the homebodies a string of situation-comedy reruns in the late ayem: "I Love, Lucy," "The Real Andy Griffith, and Dick Van Dyke. NBC, theorizing that an alternative to this might attract a sizeable crowd, some months ago installed the first serial dramas in network morning TV. DIDN'T WORK "This did not work and the failure of these two shows has hurt us," NBC-TV president Don Durgin confessed sadly late last week announcing that the network will knock out these soap operas "Morning Star" at 11 (EDT) and "Paradise Bay" at 11:30. NBA's new tack will be game shows, which represent the third established formula in 1.

successful daytime entertainment. On Monday, July 4, NBC will bring on a quick panel affair called "Chain Letter" and emceed by Jan Murray at 11 o'clock, followed by a similar half-hour named "Showdown" presided over by Joe Pyne. Pyne is the Los Angeles radio personality, now syndicated on tape around the country, who specializes in insulting his program guests. NBC's Durgin reported that in "Showdown" will eschew his "verbal pyrotechnics." COUNTRY MUSIC The network also on July 4 will unload a noontime game show, "Let's Play Post Office" at 12:30 (EDT) in favor of what Durgin called a "fastmoving half hour of song and comedy featuring the 1966- style country music which is today's most contagious sound. Copyright 1966 Publishers Newspaper Syndicate 8, 5-17 5-17 Actress Reads Scripts: Recalls Beautiful Films CALL Ya By DICK KLEINER HOLLYWOOD (NEA) Even though she's still as beautiful a picture as nature allows, Lana Turner is thinking ahead.

"I don't want to be a character actress with a cane," she says. "I think I'll only make a few more pictures, as an actress. And then I think I'd like to go into From her first picture "They Won't Forget" to her most recent "Madame has been a long career. It has brought her wealth. It has also brought her some unhappiness.

She has learned to live with both. LONG TIME "It took a long time," she says, "but eventually I built a facade and I live behind that. It isn't easy to build and it isn't impregnable. Even today I will hear about something that has been written about me in one of those magazines that I don't allow in my house. "And it will hurt.

"I've a philosophy of went on. developeshe To thine own self be true. I know those things which are written about me aren't true, and that's all that matters. And, then, I also live by this 'This, too, shall pass "But how could I have any regrets?" she asks. "Movies have given me so much.

The things I've been able to do, the places I've been able to travel to, the financial security I have for myself and children, the way I can live when I have all that, how could I have any regrets?" Newest addition to Lana Turner's life is horse racing. She and her husband, Robert Eaton, have the beginnings of a thoroughbred stable. A twoyear-old cold named Mr. Blackeye will start at Hollywood Park soon, and a twoyear-old filly named Copita is being readied for the Del Mar meeting. Lana has designed the silks her jockey will wear.

She wanted something she could American School of Correspondence Drexel Ave. at 58 Chicago 37, IlL HIGH SCHOOL AT HOME As fast 05 you can do the work. Send name and address for FREE BOOK. LET. SHOWS HOW.

AMERICAN SCHOOL ES-53 Eastern District Office, Dept. 6910 Market Suite 401, Upper Darby, Pa. Name City. State. LANA TURNER see across the track, so her colors will be orange, black and white.

When she was a girl before the lightning struck she dreamed of being a dress designer. Designing the silks for her racing stable is now the next best thing. She also is occupied these days looking for scripts for herself. They aren't easy to find. US READS SCRIPTS READS SCRIPTS "I have been reading novels and plays and screenplays," she says, "until my eyes are ready to drop out.

But they're just not writing beautiful stories any more. "I look back at old days and I remember the beautiful pictures that Irene Dunne made remember 'Theodora Goes Wild'? and the beautiful pictures that Katherine Hepburn made. Why can't we have pictures like that today? "Maybe I'll have to find where those old stories are and dust them off and do them again. I don't care if they call me The Queen of the Remakes. They are beautiful puts some 31W03 A Bury Aq '9961 Distributed stories." NEW 48 KING EDWARD TIP CIGARILLO MILDER BETTER COSTS LESS.