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PILES GOING FAST FOR BRIDGE OF THE H.8 S.L. CREW AT WORK ON LONG STRUCTURE DRIVING FOUR OF THE "BENTS" EVERY DAY THIS PART OF CONSTRUCTION WILL BE COMPLETED BY NOV. 10; GRADING CONTINUES President Charles King of the Hanford Summit Lake railway states that pile driving on the company's big bridge over Kings river, west of Hardwick, is now progressing satisfactorily, progress being made at the rate of four "bents" every day. Sixty-four of these "bents," or clusters of piles, are called for in the plans, and at the present rate of progress the piles should all be in by the tenth of next month. A large grading crew is now at work filling in the gap in the company's track, just west of the river.

VISALIA CLUB MAY GET THREE HUNDRED FOR LYNCH. J. Newt Young of the Visalia baseball club, says the Times, has received a notice from Secretary Farrel of the National association of the award of $300 to the club as the purchase price of "Red" Lynch, drafted by the Oakland Coast league team. If Lynch signs the Oakland contract, the money will be paid, but if he does not, the money will not be forthcoming. "Red" is now with St.

Mary's and has announced his intention of remaining and of returning to Visalia at the close of the spring term. While the San Valley league is in organized ball, there is a question as to whether Lynch's refusal to sign with Oakland, if he does refuse, would make him an outlaw. If he is a free agent, as is maintained locally that he is, he may sign next season with the club that' may desire his services. The $300 is a nice bunch of money and looks mighty good to the Visalia club, where funds for some time have been a scarce article. PROJECT FOR A RAILROAD FROM MEXICO TO THE BAY.

Declaration of intention to build a railroad from Springer, New Mexico, to San Francisco, was contained in a letter received by Secretary of Curry from H. S. Wannamaker, secretary. of the Mountain, Valley Plains Railroad company. wanted news of the incorporation laws of this state and information on several other matters.

He pointed out that the railroad will cross four states and the financing company wants its charter to be as simple as is compatible with the laws of these states. The company has its headquarters at Amistad, New Mexico. Two Funmakers and Girlies Seen in' 'Morning, Night' THE HANFORD JOURNAL, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1910. PAGE THREE HANFORD WOMAN DIES AT AMADOR MRS. JAMES HAMBY, FORMERLY MRS.

MINNIE FORD OF THIS CITY, PASSES AWAY News of the death of Mrs. James Hamby, formerly Mrs. Minnie Ford, wife of Martin Ford, deceased, of Hanford, has been received here from Amador. She died October 16, according to the following account of her demise in the Amador Dispatch: "Last Sunday occurred the sad death of a young wife and mother, Mrs. James Hamby.

Death occurred about a week after the birth of a baby girl. She had been with her sister, Mrs. Charles Kohler, in this city for the past two months. The loss of his wife is a sad blow to the young husband. Mrs.

Hamby was a native of Pennsylvania, and about 33 years old. She was one of five sisters, and the first to be called to the great beyond. Her maiden name was Merkel. The funeral was held Wednesday, and was largely attended by friends of the deceased. Foolishly Honest.

Watkins -Why did Cameron, the photographer, have to make an assignment? Snodgrass-He bad to make it because he was too foolishly honest to break his word. He advertised to furnish six full length photos for $2 and wouldn't back down when a proprietor of. a managerie gave him an order for fifty dozen pictures of a -Chicago News. READY TO DO THE BEST VACUUM CLEANING WORK. Charles Adolph, the well known house cleaner, now has in operation in Hanford one of the best electric vacuum cleaning machines on the market, 'and is prepared to operate it by the day.

First class work assured. Telephone Red 5181. Residence, 125 West Myrtle street. d67-3t The best plaster. A piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlain's Liniment and bound on over the affected parts is superior to a plaster and costs only one tenth as much.

For sale by all dealers. dw Professional Cards PHYSICIAN. R. L. E.

WYCKOFF Osteopathic Physician Graduate under founder, Kirksville, Mo. Acute and chronic cases treated successfully without surgery or drugs. Story Building, Los Angeles. dw ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. C.

0. RUSSELL Attorney-at-Law. Office: Rooms 16, 17, First National Bank Building, Hanford, Cal. ARCHITECT. T.

FRENCHS. Architect and Superintendent. Hanford, Cal. PIANO TUNER. L.

BOYNTONF. Piano Tuner Does Best of Work. Guaranteed Tuning and Repairing of Pianos and Organs. Phone Main 242. Hanford, Cal.

MESSEUSE. J. F. ADAMSMRS. Messeuse.

Hair Dressing, Shampooing and Scalp Treatments; also Facial Massaging and Manicuring, Pompadours and Switches to order. Patronage solicited. Phone Main 440Y. Parlors at 312 West Seventh Street. UNDERTAKERS.

ENNEDY ROBINSONUndertakers. Parlors at Hanford and Lemoore. Calls promptly answered day or night. Lady Assistant. Hanford Parlors-222 West Egihth Phone Main 225.

Lemoore Parlors- -Belknap Building CLARENCE RICE J. Undertaker, Embalmer and Funeral Director. Parlors and office: Masonic Temple. Hanford, Cal. Phone Main 410J DRESSMAKING.

RS. J. F. ADAMS, Dressmaking and Fine Talloring, 118 N. Phillips Hanford.

Delicious Condiments Cross Blackwell's Shrimp Paste, bottle C. B. Anchovy Paste, bottle 30c C. B. Bloater Paste, 35e C.

B. Anchovy Sauce, bottle C. B. Mushroom Catsup, bottle C. B.

Pickled Walnuts, jar C. B. Chow-Chow (2 sizes), 3 cans "THE BEST" Brown Nieson PHONE MAIN 183 Empire Cream Separators are Good You Come See Us You Will Know why We'll give you dozens of names of people who are using the EMPIRE CREAM SEPARATOR. You go ask them. Let them tell you WHY.

Capitol Carriage Co. "THE BUGGY MEN" HANFORD, CAL. THE MARVEL OF AN ADVANCE MAN Rey-In Hanford, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 1910, to the wife of Albert Rey, a daughter. -In Hanford, Tuesday, Oct.

25, 1910, to the wife of G. M. Weems, a daughter. When Marshal MaeMahon in the Crimean campaign took the Malakoff by storm and wrote his celebrated dispatch, "J'y suis; j'y reste" 1 am; here I these words made him famous all (ver the world. Yet his friends said that the worthy soldier.

had written them in the most matter of fact manner. with 1) thought of phrase making. The most surprised person over the success of this epigram was MacMahon himself. MacMahon's Epigram. Helping Her Out.

"Have you a young chicken? I am rather green at cooking." "Such being the case, madam, don't you think you'd better have an old. experienced CourierJournal. Harmless mirth is the best cordial against the consumption of the spirit. Wherefore jesting is not unlawful, if it trespasseth not in quantity, quality or -Fuller. Ignorance when it is voluntary 1s SHOES THAT GIVE SERVICE Most any shoe will look well when in the store, but they won't all look that way after being worn a couple of months.

The combination. of style, wearing quality and price is a hard one to secure -something like getting a ten-spot in a Chinese lottery game. We've been in this shoe game a long time, and the knowledge we've gained is at the disposal of our customers. We use it in the purchase of our stocks, and the result is the above combination. Let Us Steer You Right on Your Next Pair of Shoes WILLIAMS BIEBRACH POPULAR CLOTHIERS 106 WEST SIXTH STREET.

SAYS NOT EVERY ONE IN COMPANY IS PRETTY AND LAUGHS ONLY EVERY 2 MINUTES "I believe in honesty," so began Ralfe Harlan, advance representative of the "Morning, Noon and Night' show, which comes to the Hanford opera house tomorrow night. know that you fellows don't believe that it is so when I commence to say that I am going to tell you about the show I am ahead of. That is the bad reputation that agents have left. The minute an agent starts to talk about this show you newspaper fellows get ready to think to yourselves him and I can't blame you much after seeing some of the stuff they pull. Everyone of them starts off and tells you he has fifty people in the company.

Now, just to show you fellows that I am not that kind and that I am for the truth and nothing but the truth, I'll admit to you that we have only 47. Another thing they will hand you is that old stall about forty girls and all handsome. Now with 'Morning, Noon and Night' my honesty compels me to admit that there are only thirty girls and I am sorry to have to add that they are not all handsome. The most of them are; that is, to be exact, twenty of them are handsome the other two you could only 'call real good looking. Another thing they all tell you that is dead wrong and that is there is a 'laugh a In the first place that is to their disadvantage because medical science states that it is extremely dangerous to laugh so often at such short intervals.

Now in the show that I represent (which, I can truthfully state, is one, if not the funniest pieces that I have ever seen) the matter has been treated scientifically and the comedians work on a regular schedule and time the laughs so that they fall every two minutes. Of course the laughs are more spontaneous and hearty than you will hear with other shows, but I am here to tell you the truth and if I said a laugh every minute I would be lying to you. Just make it a laugh every two minutes. "Now, as to scenery--what? you're busy? Oh, all right. Run the cast for me.

You know Hilda Carle, Ethel Hall, Sid Braham, Charles Boyd, Fred DeForest and Matt Taylor. Slip in a picture for me and I'll be around and tell you the truth about the whole bunch of them." "Whuppity Scoorie." The ancient custom at Lanark. Scotland, of "Whuppity Scoorie," the origin and meaning of which are lost. is celebrated annually and watched by a crowd of grownups. The town bell is rung nightly at 6 o'clock from March to September and then lies dumb for six months.

On the first night of the ringing all the young folk congregate at the cross, and after parading three times round the parish church the Lanark lads meet the New Lanark boys in a free fight. in which the only legitimate weapons are their caps tied at the end of pieces of string. HOT TAMALES. Try Mrs. Smith's hot tamales made eastern style.

117 West Fourth street. 59-1mo Lost Opportunities Every day some opportunity is presented, which, if taken advantage of, would lead to a great success. Opporunities that are passed by, because you are not competent, and all that is necessary to qualify you is a Heald Education. These opportunities are plentiful. The demand for experienced help is enormous.

You can obtain the necessary experience through a course at Healds. Think it over. 8 Months for $90 BUSINESS HEALD'S COLLEGE FRESNO, CAL. Mirth. HALLOWEEN NOVELTIES Everything here to delight the youngstersJack-0-lanterns Black Cats Spooks Pumpkins Lots of Bernstein's Candies MADE UP FOR THE OCCASION CITY BAKERY BERNSTEIN'S FRENCH CLEANING AND DYE WORKS "THE GUARANTEE HOUSE" We do all kinds of cleaning, dyeing and tailoring of ladies' and gents' clothing, and our prices are reasonable.

A. GOLITI, Proprietor Phone Main 203. 125 North Irwin Street. Subscribe for the Daily Journal.