St. Joseph Gazette from St. Joseph, Missouri • 4

Saturday Morning. May 1, 1915 LEGAL NOTICES LEGAb NOTICES St. "Joseph Gazette Little Gazetteers on Very Great Affairs CO. TBS HEW GAZETTE C. U.

'f office of Publication. HI SIT 49 1. Joseph, Mo. without hattng. It hua taken tig a tons tlma to reach thla lemon, and la not yet thoroughly learned.

But wo ara nearer master of It than any people be. foro ua, Nobody "would do to the administration" In theae day. To work harm to any. presidential undertaking which otherwise might work out successfully could not paopla'i Interest! detrimentally. That attempt would be made to bring admlnlatratton.

It as Impossible to without hurting the country aa It Is to hurt the country without hurting should ceaae making such foolish reflect upon the administration no well TELEPHONE MA Iff Meat brsnrh exchange connecting all departments rlth the Bll system. floor and dared the devil to com up. up, Devil!" ghouted, Come tin and I'll gtv you a punch In th nose that will send you back. "Of cours th devil didn't come and Billy became braver. In fact he doubl dared him to com up and called him a coward.

But I want to say that if th devil had come up ther would have been a Sunday funeral Monday." Wlae old Jim Corbatt Jim" Is seen daily on Broadway theae daya looking fit and fine. He could well pose for those dlatin-gulahed clothing ads "Claasy Clothe for Nifty Those who know Corbett say that he predicted af the outset that Wlll-ard was making a mistake In maktr a grand rush for the kalo af'cr he won the championship. Th New Tork newspaper bar begun to "pan" htm for hi commercialism. Th cowboy, it seems, rushed Into the money market too quickly. When Corbatt won hi title from fulllvan he stepped out of the ring and aald: "I will defind my title tomorrow If the public demands I am a fighter and not In the game to clean up a fortune." He didn't have to defend his title for two years, but the public poured money into his lap Just the same, He Uvea In a fine big brown atone house In the West Seventies and he lives a gentlemanly, leisurely life.

THE BOARD OF HEALTH BRilCH OFFICII SmH ST." JOSEPH Telephone South 69f. OncAOO J. P. MeKlnley. 1270 People" Om Building.

Iflchlvsn rnm an-1 Adams street NEW YORKJ. P. McKlnneT. sixth floor Cambridge Building. Thirty-third atreet nd Fifth avenue.

health is making strenuous efforts to make St. Joseph a decent place In loyal resident of the city should There are back yards and alleys would be aTdisgrace to a country town. breeders and when hot weather arrives, cleaned up before, will send millions of germs of filth and disease to all parts board of health. It ia doing a good help. If your premises are filthy, your neighbor does not see that his decent, report him to the board.

"This -results, results that will telt for better more wholesome residence place! i. OUTSIDE CITT BY MAIL Dally and Sunday, 11.00 a yeari li eenta a month. All mall subscriptions era-dlscontnad strictly spoil expiration of time paid fir, and no mall subscriptions ara received unUii paid for In advanca. la ordering ehsnre of addraaa subscriber ahnuld la all eases Viva ua both the old and ths asw addraaa Entarad aa Second Claaa Matter In tba Postofflc at St. Joseph, Mo.

IN CITT BT CARRIER Pally and Sundav. per week. 10.10: pr month. 10.4S ttniUv. per month, I0.0; dally and Sunday, par year.

In advance, 11.00. Addrs all lettara to THE NEW GAZETTE Bt. Joseph. Mo. THEIR BEST TO SPOIL IT fsbsevtfcers wko fall 4 get The GtwHt will eoafer favor ay retards bc fact lasasedlatclr.

Call Telephone Mala M. mra ia IF merchant to publish to the world discharged one of his clerks, and again employ the ousted one, hut anybody els to hire him. how we astonishment! Or if farmer, or a tombstone manufacturer, or a shoemaker, employer of labor should 'adopt, such would be heaped upon the haptens' Irate "discharger." of these individuals mentioned as to do such a thin. None would his reputation for busine wisdom NOT YET BETLDED The viaduct In South Sixth 3treet and never will be. Three Interested railway comttsnv.

the Chicago Great Grand Island railways have appealed indulgence in so unwarranted a Frees carried a long story the did other news gathering agencies, Muck's quArrel with Frank Baker. Athletics informed a long suffer, "Frank Baker shall never' again wear club, nor play with. any other. I am forever but I would not sell him for expressions of fear that baseball is the public interest. We doubt that fhe people are still as loyal to the past.

It Is not because a great many plaers have failed to do all in their the public generally with everything sport. of the Missouri public service board on the ground that they are not interested. Two or three of the other roads entering St Joseph do not want it and will refuse to help pay for It, while ii per rent of the citiiens of St. Joseph are radically opposed to It. These are the reasons why It will never be builded.

But the fact that Sixth street is not to be obstructed doea hot argue that the grade crossing question has been settled. It simply means that the people are not going -to be satisfied with any makeshift settlement. What, then, is the sane thing to do? Obviously, to back off and take a new Mart. It Is" the city's turn to move, and It should move right this time. Iet a comprehensive survey of conditions here be made and a plan of prooedure he decided upon, i-et this plan lie one that will mean something to the future of St.

Joseph. Iet it be prepared In the light of a thorough knowledge of condition here and with a view to permanently settle our difficulties. Thla the sane and practical thing to do and tha only thing that will protect the Interests of this ity. the second time and passed. Yeas, Brendel, Grosser, Holtman, Morrison, Radford and, no objections being; offered, was signed In open; session by President Holtman.

17494. Ordinance, Doe. No. 174S7. to provide for paving Noye Boulevard from Mitchell Avenue to Thirtieth' Street, having been read the first lliu at a previous meeting, was read the.

second time snd passed. Yeas, Bren del, Grosser, Holtman, Morrison, IUK: rord and, no objections being fared, was signed In open sessipabr' President Holtman. tf 17487. Communication from tha 1 Mayor appointing K. H.

Turner mm-; ber of the' Board of Examining Plumbers, was read and on motion of Councilman Brendel, th was confirmed. 17488. Ordinance, by Councilman'' Holtman, to appropriate money lo pay for an electric street light at Sheridan and West Valley Streets, was Introduced and read th first time. 17498. Ordinance, by Councilmans Brendel, to appropriate money to pay for traffic signs in the vicinity of school buildings, was Introduced ana read the first time.

17100. Communication from prop. erty owners relative to sewers In the southeastern part of the city, was reed and on motion of Councilman Morrt- son, was referred to the City Engineer for an estimate of the cost of th work asked for, 17601. Annual report of ths City Treasurer, was read and filed. 17602, Communication from the Joseph flaiette, being a proposal to do the city printing at Mntsr per; square, each insertlun, waa read and filed.

17S0S. Communication from th News-Press, being a proposal to do th city printing at 85 cents per square, each Insertion, wa read and filed. 17604. Communication from th Stockyards Journal, being a proposal to do the city printing at 11 cents per square first Insertion and 1J cents per square subsequent Insertions, was read and filed. Ii606.

On motion of Councilman -Brendel the Council took a recess of tn minute and the roll call on r-convening showed all members present. 17500. (tn motion of Councllinsn Brendel th contract foe doing the city- printing for th ensuing year was swarded to the St. Joseph Oaxette. 17807.

Councilman Radford moved that the vote on Ordinance, Doc Ko, 17496 be recopaidered. but the motion did not receive a second. 17508. On motion of Counellmsn Radford th Common Council ad-" Journed. Ya.

1. JOEL R. GATES. F.lty Clrk. -(Received from City (Jerk April tl, ma.) (Published In Th St.

Joseph tlaielt May 1, 1911.) rublle Hearing en Street Imnreveatent City of St. Jeb, Hlnaearl Notice to Property Owner Llabl fop the Grading of Farann Street from "th East Lin of Twenty-seventh 8tret to the east line of Twenty-ninth Street (Excepting the Intersection st Noyes Boulevard). Office of th Board of Public Work. April J. 1916.

AH parties Interested hereby notified that the Board on It own motion has determined upon grading Fa-raon Street from the east line of Twnty-svnth Street to the east line of Twenty-ninth Street (excepting the Intersection at Noyes Boulevard), and contemplates submitting to the Com- -mnn Council an ordinance therefor. That the Board will meet at Its of-fleet In the City Hall In aafd st 10 oclock a. m. Monday, Mr f1, lullMr at such tint thereafter as the. hearing may be continued by tho.

Board), te4 hear and conalder any objections to the contemplated Improvement. Tit, proposed ordinance, plans and spect-rlcatlnns are on file at. this offlc. THE BOARD Or Pt'RUC WORKS (Seal) By ALFRED MEIBR, Attest: President. FRED W.

LAtTDER. Clerk (Received from Board of PuSUc Wofkt. April 28, 1916.) IPdbiUhed In The 8t. Joseph Csxette Msy 1, 1911.) Paslle Hearing ea Street ltnpraal City ef ft. Jvarph, MlaaMrl Nolle to Property Owner On Tenth Street from Frsncis to Church Streets Office of the Bosrd of Puhllc Works, April 28.

1811. -All parties lntrst4 ar hereby Ratified that th Board of Public Works, bolh on own motion. "od, alsa. ov account of a petlttow -signed by th majority In front feat of the resident real estate owners owning pronertv fronting on th street to be Improved, has determined upon pavlnr. with Mineral Rubber Asphalt.

Tenth Street from Francis to Church Streets, snd for concrete curb and sidewalks- In places, and contemplates submitting to the Common Council sn ordinance therefor. That the Board will meet al'tle f. flee in th City Hall In said City at 10 oclock a. Tuesday. May 11.

1911 (or at such ttm thereafter as th hearing may continued by th Board), to har and consider any objections to th contemplated Improvement. Th pell-tlon. proposed ordinance, plans and specifications ar on fll at thla offtr. TH BOARD OF PCBI.IC WORKS (Seal) By ALFRED Mr. IKK.

Attest: President FRED W. LAt.PER. Clerk. (Received from Board of Public Works-April 29, If IS.) (Published In Th JSt, Joseph Oaxette May 1. 1916.1 Pahlle Hearing Street Tsaairwvraseat CHr St.

Joaesjh, Mlaaoarl Notice to Property Owners Liable for tiradlng Charles Street from Twenty- ninth Strt to th East Line eg Hrookdal Addition. Offlc of th Board of Public April 27. 1811. All partlesi Interested sre hereby tui-' tlfled that th Board on Its own mo- 1 tlon has determined upon grading Charles Street from twenty-ninth Street to the east line of Brookdal Addition and contemplates submitting to the Common Council an ordinance therefor. .) That the Board will meet at Its of-V flee In the City Hall In said City at 18 0 oclock a.

m. Monday. May 10. 1811 (or at such time thereafter aa tb hearing 1 may be continued by the Board), to hear and consider any objectto. tof th contemplated Improvement the 'n proposed ordinance, plana and flratlona sr on file at this offlc.

4 THE BOARD OF PI RMC WORKS (Seal) By ALFRED MEIER, Attest Prealdent FRED W. LAUDER. Clerk. (Received from Hoard of Hubllo Works J7. 1916.) CITIZEN FIGHT THIS FOE COXG1WTTJLATIOXS St.

Joseph should give the health Its effort to banish the mosquito, A accomplished by exercising care, rather toll. Wtll kept premises, with anywhere, offer slight opportunity for this pest. Any householder can aid giving no invitation to the mosquito to there. Is the price of "more things than health and comfort, for Instance. TRCITKB'g SALB Public tale ef Old Hall' Mlddlrtoa Farm.

Whereas, W. A. Blggart and Mar fa re 8. Blggart, husband and wife, their certalp deed of trust dated March IS, and acknowledged on March tl, 1111, recorded In Book 416 at page ill of the deed records in the office of the Recorder of Deeds within and for the County of Buchanan, State of Missouri, conveyed to Bird B. IHg.

ham, -the undersigned trustee In trust to secure the payment of their promissory note therein described and set out, and the Interest thereon as therein provided, the following described real estate, situate, lying and being in the County of Buchanan and Stat of Mlesourl, towit: Ail of two hundred twenty-six and eight hundred thirty-five thousandths tm.836) acres, more or less located In sections Four (4), five Ul, eight (81 and nine (0) In township fifty-seven HI), range thirty-four (141, conveyed by Henry C. Middleton and Sarah' J. Mlddlelon, his wife, by warranty deed, dated January 1U, and recorded In Book 400, pace 211 of the deed records of Buchanan County, Missouri to Osman B. Campbell, party of the third part, and con slating of lots one (1), two (2), three four (4), five (J). six (), ten (10) and eleven (11), aa mentioned in the partition suit partitioning the estate of William V.

Hall, deceased, duly recorded In the office of the Recorder of Deeds In and for Buchanan County, Missouri, In Book 112, page 4(4, and four tracts of land consisting of four and three-fourths (4.71) acres, thirty-one and three fourths (11.76) acres, five (1) acres and two t2) acres adjoining said other ground. All of said 5 rounds and lands are more definitely escribed aa follows: Cart of the northesst quarter C4) of the northeast quarter (to) of iald section eight (8). beginning at th southeast corner of th northwest quarter I1) of th northeast quarter, lie.) section eight It), thence east to the southeast corner of the northesst quarter of th northeast quarter () of aid aectlon eight thence north to the southeast corner of said section five (B), thence west thirteen and sev-enty-bmidredths (11.70) chains to lot seven of the estate of ssld William P. Hall, deceased, shown In Book 112, page 4(4 of the deed records of Buchanan County, along the south lifts of aid section five (6), thence south two (2) chains, thence west to the east line of the northwest quarter of the northeast quarter () of said section eight (8), thence south to the place of beginning; also ail of the northwest quarter (i) of the northwest quarter tl of ssld section nine () excepting a strip of land fifty (60) feet wide conveyed to the 8t. Joseph and Dee Moines railroad by said Henry C.

Middleton and Sarah J. Middleton and now occupied aa a railroad right of way; also beginning at tha northwest corner of said section nine (91, thence east with the north line of said section tn the right of way of the Xt. Joseph and Da Moines Hallway com. psny, thence in a northeasterly direction with said right of wsy to the Platte river, thence in a northerly direction up -the riatte river to where the bank of aald rive Intersects the line drawn between th centers of said sections four (4) and five (1), thence west In said section four (4) and. said section five (t) with said center line to where th same Intersects the west line of the four and eeven-elghth (4tt) acre tract, formerly owned by SCell Ruotf snd her husband, being fifty (SO) rods east of th northwest corner of tb southeast quarter section of said section fiv 11), thence south five (6) rods and fifteen (16) links to the north line of the public road, thence east snd southeast with th line of said public road to where asld road Intersects, th east, line of said lot seven (7), allotted to Henrietta Hall ss widow's dower tif th estate of William P.

Hall, deceased, as shown In book 112. page 444 of-thm deed records of Buchanan county Tujd being In the southeast quarter of a)rd section five (8); thenc south with the east line of said lot seven to th north line of said section eight (8), thenre east with said section line to the place of beginning; snd also two acres of land out of th southesst corner of lot six tt In fractional serllon four 4, Township flftv-sven (67), Bsng (14). according to the original United Htstes government survey and being the land deeded to said Hnrr f. Middleton by th K.ast St. Joseph Town Comtiiny, a corpora tlort.

Sod heinj In th open, notorious and exclusive possession of aald Middleton and his grantees ever sine th 2th day of November. A. D. 1887; and ail said propry being the: lsnd described In a certain dd of Middleton to Campbell, dated January 1911, and recorded tn book 400, at page 11. and whereas default has been mad In payment of said not and the Interest due thereon, snd In Ih payment of obligations Incurred by th said grantors in ssld deed of trust, and wheraes according to the terms of ssld deed of trust th ssld not with Interest thereon has become due and payable and Is past due and payable: Now, therefore, at the request of the legal holder of said note and In pursuance of Ih provisions of said deed of Irttst and the authority vested tn thereby.

I. on Saturday, th fifth (6th) day of A. D. 1816, between th hours of 10 oclock a. m.

and i oclock p. of that day, at th east front door of tho county courthouse In th City of St. Jnse-phv Ih County of Ruchanan, and State of Missouri, will sell st pub- Li" vndu or outcry to th hlshest real estate for th purpose of paying said not. Interest and obllastlons described In said deed of trust. This notlre dated at St.

Joaeph, Missouri, this 28th day of April. A. D. mi KIRD B. BK1HAM.

Tfustee In aald Deed of Trust. (Published in The St. Joaeph Uaxette May 1811.) OtflrUI Prweerdlac of the Ceesssu r)nrll of the City ef at. Jeer, Me. Office of the City Clerk.

St. Joseph, April 26, 1816. The Common Council mt pursuant to adlournmnt, ther being present Councilmen Brendel. Grosser, Holtman, Morrison, Radford 6. President Holt-man In the chatr.

On motion of Councilman Morrison the minutes of the lsst meeting were approved as printed. 1481. Ordinance, Ijoo. No. 17(89.

to provide for levying a tax for sinking runt ana inieresc on rerunoin nonns. having been read the first time at a previous meeting-, was read the aerond time and passed. Yeas, Brendel, Grosser, Holtman, Morrison, Radford snd. no objections being offered, was signed In open session by President Holtman. ,17492.

Ordinance. Doc. No. 174J8. to provide for levying a tax for sinking fund and Interest on Public Sewer and Eleotrlt Light Improvement Bonds, having been resd the first time at a previous meeting, was read th second time and passed.

Yeas, Brendel, Grosser. Holtman. Morrison. Radford 6: and. no objections being offered, was signed tn open session by President Holtmen.

17491. Ordinance, noc. No. 17487. to provide for levying a tax for general Rurposee for th flsacl year 1914-1914.

avlng bn read th first time at a previous meeting, was read th second time and passed Yeas. Brendel. Holtman. Morrison. Radford I A AhUrHnna k.ln.

nff.M waa signed In open session by Prel- Holtmaa 1 17494. Ordi i. inane. Doc. No.

17488. to provide for levying tsx for sinking runa and interest on Public Kwr, Fire Department, Pstee Market, Wblt City- Hall and Police Station Bonds, having ben read th first time at a previous meeting, was read the scond time and passed. Yeas, Brendel. Grosser. Holtman, Morrison.

Radford and. no objections being offered, was signed la open session by Prsldat Holtmen. 17496. Ordinance. Doe.

No. 17441, te establish sn Intermedial grade on Mulberry Street 180 fet west of Nnyef Houievar ana rrpnng coBrnettng ordinances, having bn read the first time at a previous aneetlng. wa read South Math Btrt, HELP DOING is not yet bullded, parties the street Western, and the from the decision Mn)moli en8 procedure. EVERY HIS PROMISES 'the southern rununsi or every meat, his lumber, Ished by someone raw material at a to pay. in urmfr oi gress, kills his own just an he provides uses which Is a spin his wool, nor product is labor Whether he be a merchant, or a to sell.

When clearly with the thei statements that advantage The Many of the their hair cut In like a email boy'a not considered ateh4-hHy4 hesttanev about fall to affect all the fa why no partisan trouble to the hurt the prealdent for the president himself. Secretary Redflald speeches. They aa upon himself. The board of clean up the city and which to live. Every support the movement.

in thla city that They are disease if they are not flies carrying the of tha elty, (Jet behind the work and needs your clean them up. If surroundings are is the way to get health and a Were a dry goods the fact that he hart not only would never would not permit should stare in liveryman, or a or any other a course, what ridicule head of the Of 'course, none would he so foolish feel willing to risk But The Associated other morning, as relative to Connie The manager, of the ing world that a uniform of my through with him a million dollars!" There are many losing its hold upon this is true. But If game as In the team managers and power to disgust pertaining to the Every citizen of board assistance in great deal may be than through wearisome ni stagnant water the propagation of to the extent of spend the season Eternal vigilance liberty. It buys 'me of the in Muskogee. stantly more utilitarian.

are made. But he Is so completely of the market must buy It back. A townsman he possession, he must the sale he makes required to made women hestitat at they have the locks over the esrs short, curled style colled or rolled aa possible. the hair close to the bulge over th Ho Mr amuel under tfeartr II, who seems to hav Th Invention of I the speaking and Prince Rupert, them with tt first instruswht and was mad adopted copper as Herald. Th wi fe of a Brought a court his llf In her favor thla action I th hi Intention to a timid persoa Everybody la dollar ahead.

Another nice thing about spring weather la the Iliac. That Turkey chase I getting to be exciting, with feather flying in evry direction. There are also college heroines, would be well to remember. Of course, the girl newsies will be no bettor the boy brand at making quick It may not be try, however, that a few weeks of service tn the trenches leaves a soldier as badly broken down tha fellow who determine to keep the dandelions from getting a start on his lawn. While aome of th English preachers refuse to give up th bottle, they are willing to nobly help other accomplish the disagreeable task.

A soldier Is said to require a new pair of shoes every six weeks, which makes the warrior almost as hard on footwear as when he waa a boy. April showers bring May mud. Also, you may get to see (he fruit trees at night in their bloomers. Really, It seems impossible for any one team to cinchthe bottom place In the percentage column for keeps. The cWhttst for It Is so exciting.

That viaduct Idea Is suffering severely from the bombardment, When they begin- selling package booze only in Florida, no doubt it will still be possible to rush the canned. Ptlll. that last Zeppelin may only have gone over to England to bang a few May baskets. Or perhaps they ought to he called neneyettes. Roosevelt says he saved the country, and several financiers found the job worth the coat to them.

If Barnes doesn't get the (50,000 he Is suing for he will heaths only one failing to get good money's worth from the trial. Perhaps the German fleet flipped out to learn whether the war was Billy Sunday won't say for sure whether he Is coming, but PL Joseph people had better begin to practice sitting five hours on a pine plank. Barefooted out- boys are also coming Next thing will be sore toes. Today in the Past FROM GAZETTE FTLES Fifty Years Ago The Central market was crowded yesterday, the attraction being the ap. pearaiioe of new vegetables.

The lieonora 111 leav tomorrow for ft. and" those desiring a pleasant trip down 'fKtfrrrer should seise this opportunity. This raper was In great demand yesterday, and.3ot) rople were sent out by mall in acisw1 to Inquiries far llMt of Pstee lottery prizes. The streets were very dusty yesterday, the hreexes blowing disagreeable clouds of dust don th treets. Vearw Ago The People's Railway company is asking a franchise to extend -Its lines to I-ake Contrary.

The hotel' Windsor at Lake Contrary is proving a very popular hostelry. The state militia encampment it to be held at I.aka Contrary this year, and .100 soldiers will he In camp there. New dm park will- have Its opening May 4. Ten Years Ajpni. Four thousand persons witnessed the opening of the baseball season and saw St.

Joseph defeat Sioux City by a score of 4 to 2. A 1300,000 hotel to contsln 15 rooms is to be erected In Bt. Joseph. J. Letton of the Metropole and In-.

Jacob Gelger ara the promoters. Heilk Justus, a traveling miner, is being held by the police, auspected of the murder of Harry Collins. Buchsnan county highways are to be Improved according to County Highway Engineer Olson. One Year Ago. A fight is being begun to wipe out the saloons In Buchanan county.

Prof. Dyche, Kansas fish ex-peti, visited the local fish hatchery and advises against the use of cement ponds. Vernon Castles are here; their tango ia not naughty. Nine men are graduated from Ens-worth Medical college, which ends' Its existence with this yesr's work. New York HHly 8u over In 1'aterson, Is creating a not only religiously, but When lunday first blossomed forth on the main stem of town, he wa wearing aa overcoat that was what Berry Wall and other wh ought to know would call "neat, but not gaudy." The coat Is made of sealskin on the Inside and broadcloth on the outside and was given to Sunday by John Wanamaker of Philadelphia and I aald to be worth 1.000.

The first night of Sunday's revival, 'Thick was on Sunday. Bpaeder Johnson, a famous clown with th circus now nt the Garden, was In th aariienc. Telling hi cronies about lt; next day, he said: "Billy got down on the TheGreat White Way Br O. O. lSTTSLK 1 nil The park board promises to prepare a decent place for the animals at Krug park.

Congratulations. The manner in which these animals have been kept is anything but creditable to tha city. (Visitors to the ioo are excited to pity rather than pride. "fCtfwthe board promises to relieve the situation by enclosing two or three acres of the park so that the wild animals can have a taste of freah air. SELLING AND BI YTNG declarations! made n't the southern the other day indicated that ISFIAEXCE OF GOOD CROP farmer and.

presumably, the agrl- otner section Is becoming con Me noes not buy Ms Hour, his One of the cheering prospects for greatly Improved i business conditions is the fine promise for a good crop season throughout the icountry. The Indications of'un-l usually successful farming operations In the middle west, familiar tn the residents of this region, find them- i selves duplicated everywhere. The fact is apparent to everyone, and (ht atrengthenlng of good feeling in the Ro you will be able to tell people whenever they ask you and they probably never will the real midget. among legitimate theater In New Tork I the neat three story nnd basement Bramhnll playhouse at 128 East Twenty-seventh street, next door, to a Chinese laundry. Here Is a theater with room for just persons and no standing room at all unless you stand on one foot.

New Tork ha been going In for half grown theaters some time. The Band Box la a 291 person house. The Punch and Judy Is only 217, and the IJttle theater largest of them all seats Hi. Butler Davenport, who runs the Bramhall, lives on the top floor. The critics who attended the opening seemed to be of one mind as to the Indelicacy of the.

offering. On the Spur Of the Moment By ROT K. MOCLTOX No, Thanks I wouldn't be ambassador To any foreign part, And no ambition of that kind Una very near my-heart. I do not like to wear knee pant And chum with royalty; My little Job In this old town Is good enough for me. I do not care for politic, E'en at a handsome psy: I'd rather get less and be sure Of three square meals a day.

Nobody's waitln' for my place Full of anxiety: And so I guess my prenent Job Is good enough for me. Breaking Into Society "I'm green in society. Would It be all right to shake hands with yonder distinguished looking individual?" "I'm green myself, but I'd advise you to go a trifle slow." 'Tshaw! -man- can make a serious mistake by being a trifle friendly." 1 "Tea he can, too. That may be the butler." Neeided Invention Spring will receive a much more cordial reception when Mr. Burbajik Invent a self-pulling dandelion and a oelf-swattlng fly.

While Mr. Bur-bank Is about It, he might relieve the great demand for an automatic fish worm which will dig Itself out of the garden. Now for Milea-Mlnute Reauto Harvard'a new library will have sixty-two miles of shelves. QutteTiri" Improvement on Dr. Eliot's five feet of books.

How to Beat the H. C. of L. Eat no meat. Burn no gasoline.

Buy no fuel for the furnace. Uve entirely upon cornmeal mush. -Attend -no theatrical entertainment whatever. Make one suit of clothes last seven or eight years. Cut out tobacco tn all form snd smoke weed and whlpstocks.

But the best way yet Invented ta to go and live with your' wife' rela. tfves. Paticnoe Test Job Never Tried Trying to borrow i from a millionaire. Trying lo find the erawberry In the quick luncb shortcake. Ticking up the things a baby throws on the floor.

Waiting for all old maid to get ready for the theater. Carrying a pint of gasoline four miles In a dipper. Who Broke) 14? Sign on a picture theater: THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN TWO PARTS. due short Poena owed to th Jitney Bus) Expense Five cents. lndcevi For ways thst sre dark and tricks tht are vain the heathen Chlneae.

The fUmrhead Contest The champion bonehead is the gink who think that woman's suffrsge Is never going to become a reality because he doesn't favor it Mrs. L. T. Turkish Bath? B. C.

write about having seen the following sign on Woodward avenue, Potrolt: 'WANTED -Ay OM AN TO X3JA his other necessities as products fin to whom he had previously gold the much lower price than he Is expected in seutrtr was statea fit in con meat more largely than ever before, himself with everything- else that he product of his own toil. He does no tan the hides from which his sho-eg sees to it that nothing which he produces sold out that he is at the mercy quotation in the finished article when he cannot thus safeguard himself. His only Industrial And commercial world Is constant and rapid. The prosperity of the people I to a vast extent de. pendent upon agriculture.

Cities large and small give much more thought to bettering their manufacturing resource than to developing the soil assets In their territory. Th former course seems to promise larger returns. A factory paya out more money In wages than do farm of equal value. It Us'true, yet it is lo be doubted whether, If one had to be given up. the manufacturing concern would not be less missed in the long rvn.

Of course, there no need for making, a choice. The richest country maintains th most varied Industries. would not be possible to keep manufacturers away from a region fertile of soil and tilled with success. Co the producing farm Is a magnet which draw toward It many other desirable activities profitable to commerce. And therefore, when the promise of bountiful crops is so cheering a now, every channel of trade finds a renewed current of confidence flowing through It.

In one- of its myriad forms. common toller, a skilled artisan, a professional man. It Is labor yiat he has disposes of this one product in Mi buy all else. He cannot regulate tonlcely counter balance the purchases meet hl needs. The advantage Is REDFTELO IS MISINFORMED tiller of the soil, and it la evident from at Muskogee that he is Increasing steadily.

Curiosity Shop Bobbed Hair youthful devotees of fashion are having the new fashionable "bobbed" style- Buster Brown hair cut but If It Is desirable to cut the hair, and most "The Osteite believe Hecretary Redfleld Is not well Informed when he declare, somewhat testily, that "there la no happiness for those who would do evil to. the administration." It to the belief of The Gazette tkt President Wilson has been criticized by hi political opponent than jrer any of his predecessors. Cleveland was more con. stantly and bitterly assailed In any one month of either of his administrations than Wilson has been In alt his two years in he White houie. Harrison had almost as much experience under fire from his critics In the Democratic party.

McKlnley waa attacked aa fiercely as waa Cleveland. Roosevelt, of course, was In constant warfare with hi enemies throughout hi presidency. The opposition to Taft wa not so bitter In character, but It thla vandalism even In fashion's behalf, top dressed tn soft waves and the pulled ouf loosely to suggest the of the bobbed hair cut. The ends are cloaely at the back to be as Inconspicuous The low dropped bandeau keeps the head at tha top and accentuates ears Washington War. Invented lite Trunapeg' Norland, wh won a place ofeetee.ni.

w'sw on of a number of titled persons an his. erenr act WM (Published in Th St. Joseph GasetteH May 1, 1916.1 Paklle Hearing est street IasBrs-est City i St. Jeaena, lUmrl Jflf, Notice to Property Owners on Pari n. Street from Ninth to Twenty.

fourtM Streets. Offlc of the Board of, Pa bile Works April 27. 19J1. All parti Interested ar heby no- 1 tlfled that th Board on Its ow m-i tlon hss determined npon pavtag. wfth I Portland Cement Pacific Street from Ninth to Twenty-fourth 7 1 Streets, snd constructing curbing, gut- ters.

drivewaya and sidewalks there' along, and contemplate submitting to the Common Council an- ordloaac thrfor. That th Board will meet at Its of- fie In ths City Mall in said City at 10 oclock a. m. Monday. May 1.

1916 (or st such time thereafter as the hearing may continued bvx She Board), to hear and consider; eb- Jections to tb contemplated Improve-; 4 rnedt. Th proposed ordinance, plans -snd specifications are on flte'eil thta of flee. been of an Ingenious turn of mlmi. greatest utility associated with hi name trumpet, which he introduced to th king performing several experiments before their great astonishment, norland's wan shaped Ilk a wide mouthed trumpet, of glsse. He aubqontly( however, a more suitable medium.

Chicago Itk eye eager to not aa opportunity for erttlcism. Ths opportunity wa manufactured when not apparent, and a a result Tart wa the center of a storm without a Jult No on wosjld calmly claim that President Wilson las had, anr wch experiences a those of hi predecessor ia office). He ha been treated! more courteously, prhap. than was any other president Whea th country ha aot vadersteod his course or hi plan. It has voiced It wn eea, erut ot utvely.

Th people generally hav hoped that th executive possessed wen fined pollde which woul prove helpful to the n. tlon' Ufa Whew hi plan later failed to work out well, or proved informed, there wa disappointment, hut net brtteraea. We are learning a a peopl to be less acrimonious tn DooiMftt! Risk film manufacturer of thla city has action to compel her husband to inaur for MM. A the stated cause of alleged declaration by the husband of obtain a divorce and wed a stage singer, might reasonably be excused a bit of THE BOARD OF PVBLIC WORK" i (Salr By ALFRED MEIER, Atti: President FRED W. LAUDER.

CW. I (Bk1t4 trtm ord PuklK Works Invest In In that amount of life Imtir. political surttrttle. are learning to disagree for the specified beneficiary. Boston Advertiser..