St. Joseph Gazette from St. Joseph, Missouri • 7

Wednesday Morning. January 31. 1912. nooa today. It Includes tha big fea-' ture pbete-play, -Jeaa in which Jeaa.

the great Vttagrepa tralaed dog, performs. This pbote-play Is a strong drama that will appeal to everyone. Walk Yea Walk a' Kalata comedy that Is fall ef genuine comedy. -The Oath of Bis Is a great Esaaaay Wester DENVER LOSES LEAGUE MEETING 'BABBIT POWELL SIGNS WITH SOI SPECIALS IN OUR February Clearing Sale Axminster Rugs, 9x12 feet, floral 'or regular $22.50, Axminster Rugs, 9x12 feet, elegant styles, regular $25.00, now GDI GREEN SDES BASEBALL HEADS FORMER LINCOLN OWNER ASKS BIG DAMAGES. Melatys awl IhW ei DISNEL --Wbat do yen think about It? You look like you ought to know a good deal about dukes." MRS.

PENDLETON BEAUREGARD And, pray, what is there about my looks that would lead you to Infer thf i knew anything about dukes?" DISNEY "Ob, you've got one of those expressions. It took the audience at the Tootle several minutes to get over that last night at the first performance of "Snobs," one of the cleverest, funniest '-j 1 VvV Yj ants. More Than One Hundred Thousand Dollars for Lost of Business. LINCOLNTNeEJan. SO.

A dam-era tult for 1100.110 was filed today gainst the National Board of Arbitration, the National Association of Professional Baseball clubs and tha Individual membera of the arbitration. Including Secretary J. H. Far-rell, Ouy W. Green, former owner of tf.e Lincoln baseball club.

The suit la filed in 4he federal court and service haa been had on President orris O'Neill, of the Western league, who is tn this city untangling- the affairs of the local club. v. Mr. Oreen sets up four counts In hit He alleles that In 110 he was engaged In independent lh th "Jr factor Is self pro- MAGNATES WILL MAKE SCHEDULE IN CHICAGO. Pueblo Will Be Given a Hearing on Claims of Unfairness Against Isbell gprnt lo Tin Qmtt.

LINCOLN. Neb- Jan, 10. Western league magnates. In a conference here this afternoon' transferred the annual schedule meeting of the Western league from Denver, where it had been agreed to hold it, to Chicago, where the club owners will gather Feb. 7.

The magnates have heard mutteringa of possible court proceedings by Pueblo parties and by voting to meet In Chicago concluded to assume no risks. President McQlll of the Denver club Is expected to acquiesce In the transfer, the magnates Insisting that no sentiment is Involved Wlu reference to Pueblo's claims of unfairness on the part of Isbell, President O'Neill said tonight: Invite Pueblo to send representative to the ing and ir the latter have any evi- jnce of unfairness by Isbell, we shall iUB g' claims consia eratlon." At 1 o'clock thla afternoon President Norria O'Netl, of the Western league, paid to Attorney Claude Wilson, acting for George F. Truman In the receivership action against the Lincoln baseball club, a certified check on a local hank for and gave another check to the clerk of the district court for $18, covering the coats. The receivership suit was accordingly dismissed although four creditors of the club had filed petitions In Intervention In the morning. their claims totaling Two other suits against the club are still pending, but they total only about $500.

The notes on which the suit was brought by Truman were turned over to the private secretary of Charles Comlsfcey, of the Chicago White Sox. which confirms the belief that Co-niiskey is backing the local club. President O'Nell, however, stated, to District Judge Stewart that each of the club presidents here, Tom Fair- weather and Frank isbell. of Des Moines: Hanlon. of Sioux City.

Jack He allegea that Secretary Farrell wired the secretary of the Seward. baseball club to cancel a game scheduled there and that he was I nrced to return the sate money I taken In, losing 90. While playing at Auburn. at later date, he alleges that Farrell wired the Mink learun club secretary there to cancel the game until Green paid 1100. "This was says Green, "under coercion." Shortly after this fin had been paid, alleges the plaintiff, the "Official Bulletin." the official publication of the National asuoctaUon, contained an article- stating that Green had been fined $100 for violation of the rules of baseball and added that It was hoped this would have a good effect on other Independent owners.

This article is alleged to have damaged tha plaintiff's business and hl good name to the extent of $50,000. In the fourth count it is alleged at the result of the publication was to make It impossible to secure game for hie club the following year so that he was forced to sell the club for $400. He alleges that he had been making a profit of $5,000 a year from the club and asks an additional i Ouy Oreen owned the Lincoln baseball club In the seasons of 1S0S and part of IW, IUng to the present owner, Donald uespain. ami owned ner. Lowell Stoner, and most thoroughly enjoyable comedies that It haa been St- Joseph's good fortune to witness In many moons.

And when Frank Mclntyre, fat and funny star that he is, had occasion repeat the expression In the course the curtain call which be was com pelled to make after a dosen encores again took the house by storm, during which he slipped off the stage to shoe horn himself into evening dress for the next act. St. Joseph audiences have the reputation of being about the coldest In several states and evoke anything like decent applause generally requires something better than the real good. Taking the applause of last night as a criterion "Snobs" Is one of the best. The pity of it was that the audience was a small one, far too small to do "Snobs" credit.

The play is one of rapid fire action. Within twenty-four hours a milkman discovers he is a duke with millions at his command, tries to horn his way into society, gets properly snubbed half a dozen time, does break Into the toner set, fails In love and becomes engaged. Mclntyre Is not a stranger to St. Joseph theater goes. He has been here with Robert Edeson In "Comrades" and In "The Traveling salesman." Elevation to stardom this la his first vehicle as such has not given him too many airs and he is still thu same lovable heavyweight with the infectious laugh.

The part of the milkman duke Just fts him and he Just fits the part. Supporting Mr. Mclntyre is a most capable company. Miss Myrtle Tanne- hill, in the role of the future "Mrs. Duke," is about as winsome and charm ing a piece of feminity as one ever meets.

She carries out the part of the girl with money who is barred by the four hundred because her father made his fortune In pickles, but who Is worried not a whit by this, to perfection. One is not surprised that the duke lost his heart to her. Miss Eva McDonald makes a dandy impoverished society girl, with plenty of airs and marry-rteh ambitions and her fevered chase after the hand, she already had the heart, of a mechanic whom she imagined to be the duke is Just about what one would expect. Misa Katherine Stewart has plenty of the sang froid of an old society dowager And keeps up har end in remarkable style. Roy Falrchild, as the mechanic with dime novel ideas of love land society, is and the same SJftZZZt of mi 'L.

out. The minor parts are not to be despised. There seems to bo no superfluous characters, the stage settings are perfect even to the detail of hang-tag a horse collar as a frame for the picture of President Taft. One wonders why there are not more plays like "Snobs." "Snobs" will be the bill again at the Tootle tonight. Those who see It will not be disappointed.

Howe Pictures Coming. Perhaps the most varied of the Lyman Howe travel i pictures shown in this city will be at the Lyceum the ater Friday night, with a matinee Sat urday. The Dictures are entirelv new this season and take the audience with Mr. Howe and his men on their jaunts around the globe. The pic- turea are highly educational, as well as interesting from a film standpoint.

In -tors Approve of "Rebecca," During the year's run at David Belaaco'g Republic theater. New York, of "Rebecca at Sunnybrook Farm," which comes to the Tootle for two nights and a matinee, the engagement opening Friday night, Kate Douglas Wli-rln. the nlav'a i drama with enough thrills te please wow wmi tnriua. Aud Croster will sing for the rest the week "Where Lave Is King;" "Oene King sings "Woodmaa Beers That Tree:" Bob Evans, "Forever With Yea la My Dream" and Miss Pelt and ensemble. "Gee Its Great te Meet a Friend From Your Home Town.

Frederic Rowley has a special er- eaestral program for the remainder of the week. Well-SJalwMl Jibew at Pastas. --Never fcaTs Pantagea patrons aaewa greater appreciation of a well-bal. anced, deserving program than that of this week. The Melnotte LaNAlle troupe of tight-wire artists, formerly with Ringltng'e eireus, are the best thing en the bill.

Judging from the applause they get Then comes 1(w Band Man aaA His Band." the most rollicking negro act that has come to tbe Pantages tn many It Is a big scream, with plenty ef Pomedr. singing, danelng and Impersonations mixed In for a flfteen-m'nute run on the stage. James Smith la The Maa From Denver," taking ths part ef the "dope fiend." Is another big act full ef comedy, slang and Just a trifle nisarre. iw inaepenaeni moving pic- and "Merely a Mistake." should have special mention for this week. They deserve It, as does Maxim de Gross and his Paatages orchestra.

TOBACCO ON WAT SEVERAL CARS SHIPPED TO KENTUCKY. Five Shipped Out of St. Joseph This Winter Worth County a Producer. The movement of tobacco, which had set in in earnest during the last week. occasioned by the damp weather, has halted temporarily, but regardless of! this fact several cars of Northwest Missouri and Kansas tobacco are on their way from St.

Joseph to the loose leaf markets at Maysvtile, Ky. i W. R. Holland, manager for C. M.

i Jones of Maysvllle, stated yesterday that two cars of tobacco are being loaded at Woodruff and five at Weston. Holland has ten cars of tobacco being loaded at Keytesvllle, In Charlton county, for Maysvllle, and Edward Kprake, a DeKalb grower, has a car, that Is being loaded for shipment from St. Joseph. Two thousand pounds of tobacco bellnging to C. Jenklnson, Troy, Is being steamed to be put Into1 case, when It will be hauled to St.

Jo-( seph for shipment with a joint con-1 slgnment that la being made up locally. Worth county is looking up as a tobacco producing county and had a aood Crop lost year, despite the drouth. The growers there were Inexperienced and have had considerable trouble in handling their crops and sorting It out. but an expert will be sent there to coach them before the spring planting in order that they may be encouraged. Five carloads of tobacco have been shipped out of St.

Joseph this winter. This means about twenty thousand pounds of tobacco shipped from ths local commission house. GIVES SENATORS' DIGNITY A JAR Can't See Why Anyone Should Vote Against Bill Making Dry States Dryer. WASHINGTON, D. Jan.

30. Mrs. Mary Harris Armour of Eastman. known In prohibition circles in her own state as "the Georgia Cyclone," Jarred senatorial dignity today. She told the dignified members of the senate committee on the judiciary, in the hearing on the proposed law prohibiting shipment of alcoholic liquors into "dry" states, that they "could learn a lot" and that whoever on the committee vote against the bill was "a mighty poor lawyer." She was supported by Mrs.

L. M. N. Stevens, president of the Women's Christian Temperance i union, a half hundred members of that organisation, several Georgis women and a scattering of men. WILL CAUCUS UPON MONEY TRUST MOVE WASHINGTON.

Jan- 30. House Democrats will caucus on Feb. on the proposed investigation of the money trust" Chairman Henry of the rules com mittee author of the rule to create a select committee to take up the combined Investigations pending, circulated petition for caucus today and selected the necessary twenty-five names. The opponents of the Investigation will seek to refer it to the standing committee on banking and currency. a William -jtnign nones, Tne wrestler intends to Rourke, of Omaha, had put up at until, the bones reunite.

the Nebraska Indians, an mnepenaent club. Ills attorney. R. L. llftgerlln, mated that this suit haa been nein up.i for over a year awaiting opportunity to 'secure service on a memixir oi both the National Board of Arbitration and of tbe National association.

President O'Neill's presence afforded the opportunity, DANVILLE CLUB IN THREE I FOR SALE CHICAGO. Jan. SO. Possibility that Tanvllie might lose its berth in the Three-I league became apparent to bv HIS CONTRACT ARRIVED IN CHICAGO YESTERDAY. Cuba Have Eliminated West Ba den, From Their Training Trip.

special to The OUHtts. CHICAGO, 111.. Jan. 0 Outfielder Ray Powell, whom the Chicago Americans purchased last summer from the St. Joseph Western league club today signed a contract.

Powell comes to the White Box with a great base running record tor tne two. past seasons. Outfielder Eddie Lennox, formerly of the Brooklyn club, also signed with the Chicago Nationals today, Plans for the training trip of the Chicago Nationals were changed today with the announcement that West Baden. Ind, where the club had been training for years, had been dropped from the schedule. Instead of stopping at West Baden the club about March 2, will go directly to New Orleans and remain until March IT.

Manager Chance, President Murphy announced today, will Join the team at New Orleans. FASHION SWAMPED THE MARYV1LLE NORMAL Special to Th Gaiu. TARKIO, Jan. 0. The Northwest Normal school banket ball team of Maryvtlle, proved to be an easy opponent for the Tarklo college five here tonight.

Playing In better form than usual, the collegians were able at all times to keep the visitors from getting their team-work going and the locals were able to score almost at will. Th final score was 88 to 26, favoring Tarklo. Cowdy and Peterson were the stars for Tarklo. HACKENSCHMIDT'S KNEE SHOWS RUPTURE SALT LAKE CITT, Jan. 30 Surgeons In London have discovered a distinct rupture In the knee of George Ilackenscnmldt, the wrestler, according to a letter Just received by Jack Curley, who here promoting toe Johnnon-Flynn tight, A Roentgen ray v.

the tbe Johnson- me vicimiyr of Salt Ijftke If it is possible so. to arrange the matter. TlfiFPS HOI FTDCT 1 IviL.IVJ TIKO I PRACTICE SATURDAY Speclsl to The Oaultte. COLUMBIA, Jan. 30.

The first call forunlversity baseball candidates has been issued, and prospective mem- hftv been ordered, -1 v. Di.nrr, ain letlc director, Saturday afternoon at the gymnasium. Indoor practice, under the rfiroetlnn for the pitchers and catchers. At the close of the basketball season. Coach O.

F. Field will take charge of the squad. A half dosen of last year's "varsity men are in school, but It Is not definitely known how many of them will be out for the team this spring. The schedule for the 'varsity follows-March SO Westminster at Columbia. April -3 Kansas at Lawrence, hattan, Kas.

Apni -d ivinsas Aggies at Man- pr tiKianpma at Norman, Okie. Pi JS-20 Ames at Columbia. Apr11 S3-S0 Kansas Aggies at Co- turn ma. May -Rolla at Columbia. May s-10 Ames at Ames, la.

May 17 -IS -Kansas at Columbia. MARYYILLE FIVE COMES SATURDAY Local Basketball Teams Expect to Hand the yisitors Two Good Drubbings. west Missouri State Normal school, at Maryvllle, teomes here Friday morning for two games, playing the Benton high school five Friday night and Central high school's team Saturday Jiight, Local fans have It "doped" out that the teachers" are doe to drop two games here. Both the local teams are working hard to be in shape to hand the visitors a beating. The awful defeat administered to the Central five when It visited Maryvllle two weeks ago still rankles, and it will continue to do so until some sort of reparation ia made.

Coach Cassldy is enthusiastic over the prospects for his proteges "doing inings to Maryvme. "I guess maybe we won't get even ror inai oeaiing up mere, he re marked The Bentons have not played the Maryvllle team this year, but the South Enders gave the "teachers" two lickings last season, and naturally arc anxious not to get any black marks opposite their names, it is not yet decided whether Captain Boatty will to of It in mo ZZJZTM was The transfer of the Fuetiio Isbell to Wichita will not come iawna fnr ftfflrmfktlrm or th. y.hruarv meeting, i Tonlsrht's session resulted In a virtual. decision to continue the 16S (fam schedule, the elubs taking but three complete swings around the circuit instead of four last season. PARK RENT PAID DAY TOO LATE The Brady Carpet and Drapery Company Member Retail Merchants Ass's.

Railroad Fares Rebated. AMUSEMENTS. TOOTLE Tonight Iteary B. Harris Preseata Frank Mclntyre IX' SNOBS Price Orrh. (I.no, SI D.

St, T8i Baleeey, 50e KUW ERLANGER Present Their Preemlaeat Attraetlea IMreet from Year ef Triumph at UAVID BKI.ASt O'S KF.IM HI.1C THEATER, Vara. Seat (tale TkU Mnralag at m. Hr KATK WIK.l.ts AVKifiiv ana II AIU.OVTK THOMPSON Founded upon Mm. tVlgglae Famous Hebrera Iloeks. Prleeoi Sight t.SO 0.

SI. 00, TBet BOr. Matinee Orek, Sl.ooi I). 1 73c, ftoci Hal, SOe. SEE letitt.e' Otitic iUu- iih.m THE WINNING WIDOW Peenle Wlaalag Widow tautest Toalght 10 ta Gold Free.

Friday aad Hatardar, l.lMt HOWE. PANTAGES TROl PH. Jamra A. Smith A Co. other tttat Ana.

Matlaee Dally, ttk Kvcalag. 7t aad a.lB, 1Si iFrleaa Always tae Sane 30 "A BliOT IX THK 8ClrTCHKON" Rlograph Company's rcmarkablo two (hoiii-and foot production at tho ROYAL Friday and Saturday, Feb. a and a. niOGRA PH ROYAL "'Xuff Setl." SAXE'S ORPHEUM The Home! of New Pictures, New Songs, New Light Effects, New Ventilation. Clean, Comfortable, Cp-to-Dalo.

5cMAJESTIOI0c nam A Ryaa. Saaart Art. Fli Cooper, Musical Rube. 3 (ireat Movlag Pletarea. Thajraday Big Rtoarrapa Featnre With Kodak Also Thrtlllna; War Pletnre, "For the Cauae at the South." SUITS $13.50 Scotch Woolen Mills Co.

Big 15.00 Tailors. 703 Felix Street. 614 Felix night when Jonn r. i-owrm, 1 JOt the club, placed the franchise in President Tearnf-s hands for 41s- JOE FIELDS Comedian in The Winning Widow" at the Lyceum. sented only on the larger stages.

A distinguishing feature of the produc tlon of Puccini's grand opera In Eng Hah, "The Olrl of the Golden which will be offered at the Tootle for one performance Feb, IS. is Its colossal proportlona "Winning Widow" a Good One. 'The Winning Widow," which concludes its engagement at the Lyceum with matinee today and a net-form ance tonight, is a clever little musical comedy that has been pleasing large houses here. Joe Fields la a show In himself. He Is a comedian of un usual ability.

Variety In Majeetic's Bill. Go to the Majestic today, if you want an hour and a half of the most varied and high classed entertainment you could ask for twice the price of admission. There's plenty of melodrama in the motion pictures, and the two vaudeville acts are all comedy. Not any two numbers on the entire bill resemble each other enough to be monotonous. Inncss ft.

Ryan were here last fall with an act similar to the one they are presenting now, but those who saw both think that their present stunt is the best of the two. Misa Ryan Is prottv. and clever and her partner has a charming voice. Together, they put one on of the best cure for the "blues' you ever saw or heard. If you want something in the line of burlesque comedy, takfe about twenty minutes with Fitch Cooper, the "musical rube," and all will be sunshine with you.

Mr. Cooper has red hair, wears funny clothes, says funny things, and plays funny musical instruments in a funny way. The Majestic bill will change tomorrow. Rood Concert at Royal, Jtist before the beginning of the flirt show after the opening of the doors of the Royal theater last night. Fisher, the popular baritone of the house, was presented with a buge clus ter of American beauty roses, by the employes of the theater.

The concert given by the Tloyal Symphony orchestra was one of the best since the feature was presented The music was mostly from the classics and nearly every selection was encored. The most popular of the many was the Barcarolle song from "The Tales of Hoffman." Leo Forb- stein, the director of the orchestra, scored a hit lri his rendering of the mtermesso from the opera, "Cavallera tba lowed Ms playing, be platFQ two rrom rag-tlme. the popular -chicken Reel" and "Oh. You Beautiful Doll." The singing by the three soloists of the theater was, if possible, even better than thut of the concert of last week. Mr.

Klrschbaum sang Hfys-terious Rag" and the trio, Messrs. Hell, Fisher and Logan sang "Down on Mobile Bay." Mr. Fisher song the solo, "The Karl King." The trio has been requested to repeat "Fare-Thee-Well" 'hich such a hit several the management to awi "The the 's-utch- Feature Photo-Flay at Orpaeum. An unusually attractive program will open for two days at the Orphetim at A MEASURE OF MERIT St, Joseph Cttlsena Should Weigh Well This Evidence. Proof of merit lies in the evidence.

Convincing evidence in St. Joseph Is not the testimony of strangers, But "the endersement of St. Joseph people. That's the kind of proof given here The statement of a St, Joseph cltl-sen. Mrs.

George Roe, lOli S. Eleventh street. St. Joseph, says: "There was a constant, dull pain across my back, accompanied by a bearing- down feeling in my loins' and abdomen. I could not rest well and mornings when I arose, I felt tired and unrefreehed.

-t lost energy and ambition and also had a distressing kidney weakness. Seeing Doan's Kid ney Pills highly recommended for such complaints, I got a supply from the St. Joseph Drug and began their use. They did me so much good that I continued taking them until cured." For sale by all dealers. Price SO cents, i Foster-Milburn Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.

Remember the name Doan's and Mniiwi Banker Carried the'01 Eune Hal. besr'n im- Money in Pockets Too Long May Annul Contract. Special to Th Oewtte. DES MOINES, I Jan. 30 The fact that a prominent Des Moines banner carried a check bearing the i signature of Norrls L.

O'Neill, presi-, dent of the Western league. In his April Oklahoma Aggies at Stlll-Docket for several days Instead of Invited all of the New York elenrv- wek8 n1 d0 01 7' Aw orK Clergy- fl Thurgday.s Frldav men to a special matinee perform- anJ Satlirdav lt wiu Mer th, t0B ance of the comedy. The hous was -Alma. Where Do You Live?" from the filled with the men of the cloth and musical farce of that name. io(r -u aa ThA kill nr.

,1.0 .1.. ik.i- 1. that of the audience of lavmen nme ano memoes tne Bio would like to keep Danville In the league." Tearney aald, "but the rltlsens must arrange to take the club toon or I shall be forced to sell It, TWnre leaving for oLs Angeles to- nivht. Powers advised ms that he would sell the franchise to Danvnt for iM.oGo cash. If the franchise goes to some other city.

Powers will insist upon receiving $1,500 for It in addition to retatntng th plsyers now under -reserve." President Tearney said Powers had given him an option on the club until Feb. IS. JOSH DEVORE SIGNS UftTU WPW VnDW I IH Willi tt- i NEW YORK, Jan. SO. -Che New York National league club announced today that signed contracts had been re- reived frm Outfielder Josh Devore.

Pitchers and Maswell and In in the roster. Stock is a 19-vear-old1 recruit from the Fond Du Lac club of the Wisconsin-Illinois league. The use of spirits In the treatment of rheumatism has proved an Innovation among the medical profession. When mixed with certain otlwr Ingredients and taken properly it Is said to be an almost infallible cure for to re an almost iniamnie cure ror rheumatism anrt backache. Here is the formula: "From your druggtst ge one ounce of Torls compound (In origl nal sealed package and one ounce of syrup of Sars-aparllla compound.

Take mese two ingredients home and out them Into half pint of good whisky. hake the bottle and take a tabl4 spoonful before each meal and at bedtime." Results (tome tmmediatelv. tf your druggist does not have Torls compound in stock he will get It in a few hours from his wholesale house. Pon't be Influenced to take some patent medicine Instead of this. Insist on having the genuine Torls eomnoum! in tbe original one ounce sealed vl- low package.

Academy Alleys Ten alleys on one floor. Turner Hall, Seventh and Charles W. W. Jones. Mgr.

Spirits for Rheumatism i i hi rent on the local baseball park almost resulted in the ousting Saluraa oi rrans isoeii anu i om rairweamer. owners ui Moines franchise, from their present home. However, a temporary truce has ul action on a suit filed in a local Justice court will be delayed until the controversy over the rent is finally settled, The agreement between the owners of the park and the Western league officials was that the rent for the use of the plant was to be paid in two Installments, one due the first of January and tho other the first of July. The latest Installment was paid on th second of Januarj Instead of the first and on this ground of complaint the park owners are seeking to oust the club from Its home. When J.

Tlmmons, owner of the property, died a couple of weeks ago. the land passed into the hands of Jo seph M. Tlmmons and others, who filed the petition fr removal. The difficulty arises over the fact that the oresent owners have platted the piece of land and Intend to put It on the market for sale In the near fu ture. In Ihe meantime, Owners Isbell and Fairweather are scouring the city for; a site for a new park.

They have two sites In view and definite action to ward building a new baseball mecca will be taken before another woe elapses. MARTY OTOOLE SIGNS PITTSBURG CONTRACT SOUTH FRAMINQTON. Jan. O'Toole, the 120.000 pitcher, loday sent Ms signed contract to Barney Dreyfuss. president of the Pttts- V.

IT. AAif amount it" called for, but Kid tt wag crowded the' theater on other occa- ions. Many of the ministers wrote air, mggin aiterwara tesiuying to i the great pleasure the performance had given them. The seat sale for the engagement at the Tootle will open this morning. Misa Glaser Tells a Scotch Story.

Lulu Glaser, who Is starring In the operetta. "Hiss Dudelsack," in which the atmosphere of "Miss Dudelsack" is Scotch and that she plays a Scotch lassie, that Scotch stories are in order. Here Is one of her latest which she springs on an unsuspecting public: An uneducated Scotchman made a fortune. One day he and an ac quaintance were talking, when the latter aid to old Duncan. "Say, Duncan, you don't know enough to go In when It rains.

Why, you can't even spell "B-u-r-d." said Duncan. "I tell you you don't know anything. Why, It you had to spell to make a living, you'd have been dead long ago. I'll bet you a hundred you can't spell "I'll tttk' quickly replied Duncan. After the money was put up, Duncan said: "B-l-r-d." "That's not, the way you called lit the first tlme.T; "I wasna bettln' then." fUg Production Coming.

The which will be at the Tootle Feb. and 10, Is such ft If you need shoes you want the best at the lowest price. We have them and you can eKKsH convince yourself by a look in our windows, then come inside and we will show you many more. 614 Felix. M.

X. Klnnaman J. Was McCauiey APEX BOWLING ALLEYS Finest la the city For Ladles and Gentle, 101-107 8c 4th. 411 Edmond 8L We give Green Trading Stamps. We make allowance on railroad fare rebates.

play Friday or not satisfactory, big production that it can be pre- take no other.