St. Joseph News-Press from St. Joseph, Missouri • 30

ST. JOSEPH NEWS-PRESS form of sport headgear. Hi old "AIN'T FOLKS FUNNY?" THE MINUTE THAT. SEEMS A YEAR The Jack Pot Lights cljjev. York Bt ojtAjrr DrxoN.

U. a. m. muaua nw AnTssyjartrTrtEvcsdiigNuiisppr HAPPY JACK'S LUCK. "Sometimes luck deserts man.

Just when he needs it most" remarked a man who pays attention to the uttl details af human nature. Tor Instance, there was MfVMK Or TR aSSOCIATID Two Aooodote reo euitTly B-CKM to the aoe lor BubBcatloa all bow aupatcaaa ereotte oUMxvnm lit croone Obregon. president elect of Mexico, whits yachting troinri axa now Mr-ring their tenth year, hit majesty having mad them lut by hav-log them clewed, by a special process. That royalty has the tamo weak-aeaa for dlsreputabl dude are oat of fashion will not bo ottered at as excuse for wearing them in tile country, where It baa been an old-establifhed habit, inspired solely from the standpoint of comfort That King George affect them ii Imply an incident showing that affection for an old hat or cap, a pair of shoes that have been kind and considerate of corns and callouses, is not confined to any one station In Ufa. It is a habit that is ingrained in man, and is In perfect conformity with the adage that one should show lore and respect for whether the object be a graybeerl or a pair of trouv era "In the sere and yellow leaf." HOOVER'S INVASION OF THE SOUTH, xwa or SJCBSCIUFTIOM.

Carrtor. BUS. eir(li Ktrar1 Css nu its Mluauri. sua, KabraM ami lew tnoewacr wane Stat. hf mmia at unto and Canada, sal woo was cajtfd 'lucky because ha had succeeded in dodging the hand of th asaaaeln mors than once, but when he needed Lady Luck th most she deserted him.

Now be la dead. "And yet, ther sr persons to whom luck seems to cling with the tenacity of a bulldog; on 1 right her in New Tork. You may recall that somycrs ago ther was a fit on th lower VmI Bid, which was edy will found at home; ha cat scarcely expect Washington to make htm prosperous. And aa for that split la the ranks, the effect will be felt in state affairs only. Even the Non-Partisan Leaguers are pretty regular in presidential years.

Th stats went tor Coolldge four years ago. and probably will go for Hoover this year. UNPROVED MERCERS. The outstanding Industrial feature of the present age, according to Roger W. Babson.

is the change, during the past six years, to larger units in Industry, and trad. History will call this change an Industrial revolution, although persons now living in the midst of it are aware merely of a widespread merger movement A number of factors, hav helped to bring this about, among them over-capacity, narrowing margins of prof it, scientific discoveries and Inventions, keen competition, and a tendency to eliminate the weaker units in industry. Investors hav com to have a tremendous faith In the profit-making advantages of a merger, forgetting that six alone doesnt mean success. This tendency to mergers, whether from necessity or from belief that two successful concerns will be more successful If combined, is an Interesting phenomenon. Public acquiescence and enthusiasm in the situation are equal- OiM Maokl Stmu.

St Jorl, it STjowhSfftM 101 West Munurl CMt Th Mother. (By Bdsar A. Ouaot Wo raw kor turn ram a by, A motbor with a wlottul eyo, A nouior with brood or Ma, To hols wort u4 lalor bwvoa. Hot skirt wu fro rod ond out of dot. Hot bair wu puixa bock vory Knight; Hor fooo woo boM ond Hood with uro, A4 rot oorUia cborm wu tboro.

Hor hurts which ot wm osft mnt whtto. Won rod with tolling dor ond bight: Aad rot bo potato mui soy So swwit a imllo could ulu aurplay. And oiroa as I wmtchod hor oow hor brood ot ovonlns And thought of oil tho rlrtuoo good Th lovouoft It BuKbtrbood. Kor ttnio. aor esro, nor srtof bot ton-.

A Mthor's charm hov oowor to spotl. Howovor woory oho may grow. Hor tee gull koopo Ui mother (low. (Co)TTl(M. HIS.

An weather for maturing the corn crop and for the fall shopping Looks as if the South was preferring its eggs scrambled rather than soft boiled. It la claimed that horaea suffer from the hardening ot the arteries the same aa humans. Well, Just so they don't affect an inferiority complex. And with prices of live stock on a remunerative basis, the wis farmer knows whore to place th coming corn crop to th beat axtvantage. Also, If the Reverend Straton suc Only Evening Kewspaper tn St Joseph gaator US Western roBreoentattvM.

I A- IKK, X) Cut FoO-B etrol. Tor; sm wnir emuus. caio. TELKrwoTfa -eise Prmit Branca Xacfiaiigo MaaacWig wttk sopartauau. fter awdMgM oall S-l for Bottom Office.

-0l tor 4itoal rjonarunoBl aa4 MW'M Oreulatioa Deputaua. maas conspicuous by th luck of a fireman who entered th building, crashed down with the tumbling floors, remained Imprisoned for seventy-two hour; was rescued, land today la stilt In th department Well, that's luck. "This man's name is Seufert and he will live in the memory of the fire department for a good many years, for few firemen hav been through what he endured and lived to tell the tale. It la a fact that even befor he went through his harrowing experienc la the building on th East Bide had taken risks and suffered hurts enough to discourage th ordinary fireman, all of which be came through with fly. ing colors, and bis good fortune in these trlala had earned for him the I nickname of Happy Jsck.

He seemed to be happiest when he i pressed the hardest, and he was One of that kind that firemen like to i work alongside of in times of trou-. bles and difficulties St. JOMBB IXatoro at itw ceeds in having a day of fasting an-! pointed for th defeat of Al Smith. ly Interesting and remarkable. It he stands a chance of alienating the The stage is admirably sot for Herbert Hoover's "invasion of the South," tor is the center of a large area that is entering upon an era of Industrial development, taking advantage) of a vast potential water power provided by the tributaries of tha Tennessee River.

And industrial development, conservation of natural resources, and allied themes will be the burden of Mr. Hoover's address, according to advices from the Republican headquarters. He will have little to say about prohibition. In previous outgivings he has gone on record in reference to the wet and dry issue. He will make comparatively few speeches In the remaining weeks of the and It is.

his purpose not to backtrack over ground already covered. His Glltsbethton speech will be pitched in harmony with the new restaurant and cafeteria is too soon to be sure how they Hoover rtll turn hnt. and it is very hard i vote. WHEN IN SrrTlN6 DOWN V0U C01UPE WITH THE l6 OF THE TPiBlE EVERV-SPltlAftLE "TO Cfm WHCTO VtU MKT VttUR KNTE CRNJT) September is now far enough ad to say what would have happened had they not taken place. -Many ot the large Industrial consolidations have yet to prove their value.

vanced for the usual prediction of i Trapped. Hut. Jack on th occasion of the HOMES AS NATIONAL UNITS. Copyright. 1S7S, by Tho BoO.

Syndicate, Inc a long and cruel winter. Our idea of getting away from the maddening crowd Is to attend a baseball game among the second division clubs. Old Doe Spoofer. cmctLanoii Little Denny's Notebook. Uncommon Sense i rag fir on the East Side almost yhsd his life snuffed out In spit of his luck, although when he turned out with his company when the-alarm struck In, ther were no indication that this particular fir waa going to be mor than an ordl- ST.

JOSEPH NEWS-PRESS HOW ITSTARTED ir.AH Nsrvrrori. By LEE PAPK. Pop was smoking and thinking Br JOHN BLAKE. i industrialism of the South, an industrialism by no means confined to the Elisabathton district There has been In recent years a commercial awakening aouth of the Mason and Dixon line, and Mr. Hoover's appeal will be primarily i to that spirit.

ItTwIll enable him Lumi, etreulMioa mnnr, oolomolr ewoat that the Ovoroge Soil? elrruloyan.et St. Jomp Nowe-Proo Sofia swots ol August. UU, Cllj and Suburban ptM M.M1 City and Suburban (bulk, ofnw Ufi' liied i Tout Dolly od Suburban is.saa Country (Mid) 1CSSS Country (twin Adv. and Sunpln Herbert Hoover, in his speech, said neatly, "The true conception of America is not a country ot 110,000,000 people, but a nation of 23,000,000 families living 1n, 23.005,000 it Is the nation, not the country the peo- pie, not the things that should be emphasised. And, among human beings, the family is the untt, as It has been since the dawn of social life Innumerable ages ago.

Homes, binding together the individuals ot a family, are still homes, however changed In superficial ways. The home is the strongest force, so dally and politically, a government in itself, the source of all power and growth. to make a political speech wlth- GOOD MEASURE. The market man who gives you good measure keeps your patronage. You feel pleased when you discover that you do not have to watch the and when now and then he throws In a little extra weight.

It is to his advantage to please you. He Is In business to get patrons and keep them. If he can convince them that not out touching the sore spots, and without seeking to become the ben- "THE SINECURE. vernacular of the department It "He haa a sinecure." we hear tn horse-drawn every now and then In reference to and th regular routin of the Job of a person whose emolu-1 rouUnR the horses from their stalls ments from his occupation arit0 under their steel col-large but whose work is oftener i Ur' had been gone through before than not perfunctory and Unlmpor- th engine was In readiness to 'roll tant Politicians ar the usual tar-! '1n of PPranres the gets for this appelUUon. flr Pved to be difficult to ea- Slnecur," though a popular nd he smok kept word, is Simon-pure classic It Is a "WW1" out the firemen alrooat aa combination coined of two perfectly Qu'ckly as they entered, but ther good Latin words, "sine," which OM Plion, apparently, and means "without," and 'his was Seufert.

He continued on meanln rintv" J00' n(1 outward appear- foul Country in nis private chair and ma came in and started to look In the loov ing glass, aaying. My goodnlss wat-ever am I going to do about. this sunhern? Meaning the sunbern she got on her face in the country, and pop sed, Why. wats a matter with It? I.lssen to the man, wats a matter with It? ma sed Why Its friteful, its' hideous, Its a dlakrar.e, she sed. I bieeve peepl on the street axually think Im a colored person, she sed.

Som of our most useful and respected citizens are colored persons, pop sed, and ma sed; Dont be silly. Im not drawing comparisons. Itn merely making distinctions, and meanwlle this sunhetn Is making me look like a wawklng eyer soie well, I know of a bewty shop that removes sunhern by a special treatment for 20 dollers, she sed. eflclary of the family quarrel wlth- in the opposing party, i The old political South Is in a state of -Am, and, while the Re- publicans may make gains there. Total Daily Arms rl-" trikattea 40.478 q.

UtnlOrJ. SubsrribM am twora to tutor thii lit day of ebtmbr. Ift2a (Si ESTHER Tl'RKXESON, Notrjf PuWte. Iff coAmiMira oxptrw Doc. SO, 1931.

'care" or "responsibility GENEROUS. Dear Spoofer: Modern girls are the limit. My stenog offered me a kiss If I'd give her a day off Political Observations at least In some Of the border states; conditions are such that the section may not be Invaded with inipunlty by the old-fashioned partisan spellbinders. A strictly po only will he give them always their money's worth, hut a little more than they actually pay- for. he will steadily add to his businesa Fon pleased customer are good advertisers.

when suddenly something i happened. Through the comblna-1 tlon of fir and old age th roof of the building collapsed Just when ivooyrunt. isis I peaceIifheTtomach. tFrow ttM Ntw Tor It TTmi 1 Three Great OlfU For God giv-eth to a man that is good In His eight, wisdom, and knowledge, and Joy; but to the sinner He giveth travail, to gather and to heap up, i OLD TIMER. Mrs Florence S.

Knapp They-re all alike-mine got a mer Republican secretary of the1 of New York, and leader in litical speech, harping on delicate and controversial themes, would do no one was expecting It, and Happy Jack was Imprisoned therein. It looked Ilk the end for him, but been that He may glv to him that Is i They spread the news' of fair treatment shout, and presently the dealer's bread on the waters begins to return to him In the way of Increased custom. the higher education of women, has been sent to Jall'for thirty days for POIMANENT. Dear Doc: What brand Is that which has formed In Paris, is Instead of being that his Imprtaon- 20 dollers, ye gods, I could have sure to obtain adherence of all the the Republicans more harm than good. At a time like this the South should not be tactlessly reminded of the things that have rankled for generations.

It would comport poorly with the Hoover the color taken off the whole side natlona signatory to the Kellogg N. Br th. flr. good before God Eec. Prayer May all our springs be in Thee, Lord.

MISSOURI'S COUNTRY SCHOOLS. stealing 130.000 from the state of new likker you Just got? New York. The case of Mrs. Knapp! OLD SOAK. is described as "th bitterest trag- It's Nip A Tuck.

One nip and edy in the political annals of the; they tuck you away. American feministic- What Is true of the merchant is true of the individual. If you are a if age worker you can well afford to give a little extra measure in time to your of a house for that, pop sed, and ma sed, I dont care, Im going to have it done, I hav no alternative In the matter, I cant wawk around like this, can I You mite with a little practice. hers to fP dBK drartmwt had had in som. tlm.

ou7t ili MT" tb engines and water tow. Znll V. t0 Paring I Xt 1 conquer baten back a great step toward maintaining dignity, moreover, were he to Indicate a' willingness to benefit from the so-called "rellgldua re UNKNOWN. Dear Old Radish: Anyway, no one ever heard a word spoken The woman, the first New York Woman to obtain public office by a state-wide vdte, was accused of and non sed. And nm CANDIDATE.

found guilty of "misfeasance, mal- against me iou can wen arrora to ao tnings ond started to reed It. What! Have you no friends at feasance, forgery, perjury and grand all? larceny volt" of the South. So the Republican presidential nominee will pay' the South the compliment recognising Its new spirit, of which the South Is proud, and haa reason to be proud. Every winter of recent years the traveler i. k.

i i position at first was known only in It la bsrely concelvsbl that Mr. 1 -rMLi'r eral Indulgence In post-prandlal after having gone througn bis ter- c. 2 I rlbl experience. Neverth.leas, it V'p decided to make a search for The children are going back to 'school, some to good schools, others to schools not so good. Of all the prlrlleges that life In America carries, that of a fair chance at education for every person is among the first; that Is, when the chance is afforded.

Theoretically, the opportunity eilsts; In practice, it is often dinled. The Missouri State Teachers' As- sometimes for which ar not paid, i Hello; well thata a hot one, rite on and which It Is really someone i the wimmins page, wat a colncl-else's business to do. 1 dents. Even if what you do Is not at Wats that? ma sed, and pop sed, first appreciated, your Interest in Sunbern. theres an intovlew here the businesa will help to develop; with Lovey Darling your favorite Should the Democrats win In November it would be by virtue of a tremendous shift of votes tn all AS YOU LIKE IT.

My Dear Spoofer: Do great writ er's drink, as a rule' I TEA TOTALER. It's no rule It's optional. r. h. Right off It became apparent fairs-may hav.

emboldened k. your ability. movie queen, and by gollles she parts of th country, To some ex-j tent that vote wou.ld take on the character of a referendum on the! ICopjrrtgnt: 1 claims that nothing makes a worn mm- i founders of the new league to rnakeV WUUJL 'VT rt Ai," IhlLPrir lC' Bu of dvbrls which tfie fire for the formation rr'-trunk -more rfTipealrng "tnstt to the South has found a land quick with new enterprises reclamation projects; fruit and vega-tabfa farms constantly edging farther In the swamp and the palmetto; road building; new factories good browning from the sun, she assigned- of this predominant issue. T6 victory noted with Interest that a would sweep In many wet con-' wlmmln8 contest ws held the gressmen- Even In states which other day In which no records were the Republicans would carry, such broken. And Increased ability brings advancement.

I ktiow a young man who has many Interests outside his Job which might call him sway early, and cause him to drop his work the minute the hour for quitting strikes. But he always stays till he fln- and resolved to exert every effort to correct glaring abuses when says nature Intended every woman new organization hava been of a T' to be as brown as a berry and she strictly utilitarian nature. Expert- MdUtUrbnc 177, say. he wouldent swap her coat enc. ha.

ahown, In Vhat "nf 71 of Un for an ermine cost. Well banquets place too great a strain 'h lyln bOV" th' well, that sounds to me like a lot i on th dlgeetlon and the -rp going up In towns. The losses of aa Pennsylvania, the wet issue the legislature convenes next Jan the old South are rapidly being repaired by the Industry of the Senator Reed might have had the presidential nomination of the Farmer-Labor party, but replied, In of beloney, pbp sed. Americans can readily testify to tnK Not at all, anything that Ivey the aoundneas of these srguments. i new South, manifested In scientific agriculture and progressive to his ishes th Job tn hand, or as much effect, by putting a hand Darling has to say of 'hat nature To pay many dollars Jhe prlvU-, f.v.rhly tnrough th, nltht would lose them seats In congress Declaring that Hoover and Smith "are the same sterile and corrupt groups which have ruled the country for the last half century." a committee of thirty-six "Socialist educators" has Issued a call to liberal voters to bolt both Democratic should be talfen with a grala.of re- manufacture.

The old hates and fears are being leveled before the trying to find some trace of the apect, and I dont bleev III have and to hear many speakers precede few nptct(A t0 8eufert conquest of commerce. It Is to this new and awakened mine removed after all, ma sed and pop aed. Well, suit yourself, Im off to the bowling alley. And he went out, and ma sed, I V( nmn)' alive. Little by little their efforts distresses the human machine mmA, upon th, many of it.

parU. the nny a 0T banqueteers now realise that th u. nose. or Easy, girls, a woman died in Kansas City while playing a game of cards. Business had a big boom In Great Bend.

yesterday when a farmer brought in thirteen children to be outfitted for school. South that the Republican candt- of It aa he thinks ought to be done. He did this for a time with one employer, and got no appreciation, but his Immediate superior noticed It, and when this man waa transferred to another Job he took my young friend along with htm. He knew that his new employers would Judge him by the fore he kept and he wanted Intelligent helpers, and those who gave good measure. and Republican parties, and sup- uary.

It found that ours Is a lopsided school system that operates to the gross injustice of many chll- dren. There are some good country schools; many others in the rural districts are a disgrace to the state. The remedy Is obvious. Primarily, it is a rearrangement of the country school districts into fewer and larger units that would permit the establishment xt a good school In each. As matters stand, there are thousands of districts with poor poorly equipped teachers, few pupils, and limited terms.

Of- two districts, sometimes in date for president will make Norman Socialist plea. wunt to read that article, wares only safe method Is to eat nothing. I paper? and I sed. Pop look It to arrtv. after th.

chairman presidential nominee, as the first step In creating a new Progressive with him, nd ma That was a party. ha. had a full he heard faint tappings in reply, make Jhe guest of honor's speech THE FLARE-UP IN NORTH DAKOTA. Speaking of squaring circles, In a resolution adopted at its funny thing to do, well now wonder If there was any such an article In It, that man ceiteny is a deep one. Meenlng pop.

that'a what Al hasn't done with the lor mm. ne timo i to enjoy the advantages without Kescned. the handicap of the banquet. "His cry of Joy brought the other sixth annual convention the Stubem The expected happened In North Society of America termed the eight-1 Dakota when the Republican con MorKer and nr officials to th At th new place my young friend's Interest was soon observed, and he rose very rapidly, till he at last became the hoad of a depart PERILS OF THE LAZY AGE. and the tspplngs were again eentn amenamem mora, sua, Jalt th conomlo experiment." declared it hihkit.

t0 the same county, one may have uv 7 KBniv m.K COMPULSORY BOBS. failure and urged that "if total th h. from two to five times the as and everybody then knew that Seu 1- ju km ui- vention split on a question of supporting Hoover, delegates of the Non-Partisan League fsxtfonpul-ing away to go on their own, and the regular Republicans standing by the Hoover-Curtis ticket Farm (From tk tMtpMnt1 The news that motion pictures ment, with a far greater salary than ihe had expected for five or ten year fert was still alive. Orders wr sent out for mor firemen to either seased property valuation of the other. One may have a modern school, with several well-trained have been transmitted successfully relieve or assist tha first worker tuZ'rlJy on the Jump and th.

who still believe In hardship as the tot round mor. From th Cleveland Plain IMaler. 1 How things have changed In old Pekin! Only a few months age one Chu Yu Pu, who was military governor In snd about the city forbade the bobbing of feminine hair. It wraa, Kb olffn tt relief la the issue there, and the Good measure can he given in every commodity, goods or labor, and It Is always worth giving. In a time of keen competition.

teachers and a Urge enrollment; another, a one-room school, a sin league is sot favorably Impressed 7 JiM "owded with specators who had dlcat on tthe machine age win hMrd fc gle teacher, perhaps an Incompe with th farm program ot either the employer is constantly looking tent one, and an enrollment of ten should be brought about by education, moral precepts and voluntary self-discipline." Another prediction is mad by Senator' Moses, vice-chairman of th Republican national committee a prediction that Hoover will hav a great erfajority In the electoral college. This prediction, however, is coupled with a statement that ths opposition is-alert, adroit, affluent and hopefuL" coaom nian in uj major party. were the words that passed Th behavior of the weather eon-1 vmces one that Providence is favoring the county fairs this year. Warmer weather la promised. Probably you'll get a few dsys' wear yet out of ths mohair.

At the lame time It is Just as well to clean the furnace. The Byrd 'polar- expedition is equipped with ice cream freesers. Ther will be no charge for ice down there, thofigh. V.i altogether detestable. No fern of that little extra Until nQ 1 UnlDIt IO un ins A MH Ksx aHo.

from mouth to mouth of the cos- Conditions which brought about or fifteen, or even less. There are hundreds of the latter type of school in Missouri. Maintaining this result were created many years ago, when farmers of North borhood, knows -th vslue work. Such effort costa the one who gives it very little. inlst or modernist for him.

In our eountry Chu Yu Pu would doubtless be called a Victorian. We don't like his name, anyway. tried theater lobby for thirty min "When darkness descended strong arc lights were stning up Dakota turned against both the old parties, and, under the direction them, along with hundreds of oth era that are little, better, Is expen aire. Yet the benefits to the nu. Now the ladle of Pekin have an ot Townley and his associates, or utes at a time In order to gain admission to the secrets of the moral cinema; now he will be able to do 1 sitting down, It Is one more symptom of the lazy spirit which is turning man from sn animal Into a other lord, no less a person than his honor the mayor, Ho Chi Kung.

ganised the Non-Partlsan League. Declaring that he Is not In har to furnish Illumination to th worker and the Job proceeded all night Th next day and night wer devoted to the same purpoaea, and the chief of the department looked on as an Interested This body has dictated politics and There's something Joyous Snd ap mony with the policies of the Re- rnhllran rVrtv 1Ttnlv Wllann A politico-religionist Is one who A few minutes after hours makes no difference to his eaae or his convenience, but It make a big difference to the man for whom he works. I hsve known many youngsters of good ability who wondered why they didn't get along faster. Almost all of them wer. too busy watching th clock toward the pealing in this name.

And the man mmnrm mIIIam policies there ever since, sav for1 one setback when Nestoa was elected governor in 1922 and an wlna our complete approbation. vegetable, which Is squeexlng htm ot red blood until he takes on the complexion of an onion. grand exalted ruler of the Negro jnu Elks, has declined to serve under For he commands that all the female cttlxens of Pekin must posi liiiiik mv io fiveaoa IB th Republican national committee. other governor was recslled. Our forefathers had to carry windshield that doesn't cut you all tively have their hair bobbed unless to plcs when your car la wrecked.

pile are limited. The antequated, outgrown school district plan of Missouri will have to be abandoned and replaced by '(. modem, workable system that will enable the rural districts to have schools comparable with those In the cities and towns. The great majority of th larger districts thus created could provide tor the needed schools without burdening themselves. In the comparatively tew eases where that was found to be impossible, assistance could be furnished by the state itself.

they can prove that they are over nnaiiy after seventy-two hours Seufert waa leached and while he had cheered, the workers on for msny hours previously, it Boomed now ss though ths quest to find him alive had been In vain, for he water in pails; chop their own firewood to keep themselves warm; hew their own homesteads out of wilderness; walk miles to the near close of day to keep up their Inter-eet In th Job, and that was th ex thirty years of sge. We wonder how Grievances ot the farmers then, as now, however, were economic rather than political, and the remedy must be economic; not political. Th essential fact is that tb "Highways ar happy ways" If many will go to the trouble of ad th datours ar not too numerous. planation. ducing this proof.

His reasons are The Negro Elks is the largest and most influential of Negro fraternities. "Mor than 1,000 women already hav been enlisted to speak for Governor Smith throughout th country," such Is th announcement of Mrs. Mary T. Norton, representative In congress from ample. He says that ths old Man A New York City man, In St Jos- North Dakota farmer is attempting toopongni ini.i THINGS WORTH KNOWING.

ph today, said he coins to th impossible. He Is trying to est neighbor to borrow books. It was exercise of this kind which built up a sturdy nation. Today their descendants, living In steam-heated apartments, have hot water on tap, automobiles to meet them vot for Al Smith because he wished chu style of hair dressing is feudalists. Being feudallsUe.

it Is contrary to ths wsirare of th snllgrit-ned republic Any woman tinder to loyal to tb bom town boy a Volcamte ar ssfetv vnta that pre make a living by raising wheat. This Job keeps him busy tour months In the yesr. Climate and traasportatlon conditions ar such my 'irciv inn wnm hands finally reached down to lift him out of hi predicament There was silence aa waiting ambulance surgeon bent down to put the instrument on his heart, but this turned trf Joy when th doctor announced that Seufert waa still sllve. 1 "They lifted him up and carried vent the earth Inttrtor irom Docora tng ovrheatd. thirty who persists In being feudal' It's a good thing th notification REGARD FOR OLD CLOTHES.

Istlo will be roundly fined. And the business winds up with Senator At the height of flv foet. on an New Jrsy, and head of th Democratic women's spaksrs' bureau. Oovarnor Bam Bakr of Missouri haa bean "suggested" for federal fin will be celled a "degeneracy Robinson, elae there might not ha so an ooiert on tn norison a on at the aoor and carry lthem over the few mud puddles which survive In their hygienlo neighborhoods, electric lights to lllumlnats th pages of soporific novels. Even their amuesmente ar to had by lax." anything left for a nominee to say.

that tb wheat profits ar precarious. The farmer cannot make a good living year after year with eight month of th year largely Incidentally mal wearers of It Is quit th usual thing (or tb average man to becom fondly attached to an old bat, a worn-out pair of shoes, a necktie, or even a commission of education. This Is him gently to the waiting ambu It Is expected that th no-hns "pigtails" must psy a heavy month ly tine, and women must display ths turn or a switch. How. In this ths third "suggestion." Baker was suggested for ssnator and for vice- fad which haa struck tha young woman will becom mor popular as their feet without horrible crip alt of clothes thst hls-persistenc environment, are to produce any president non-productive.

Th obvious remedy la diversification, ot Industry. Th farmer must raiss and teed cattle, sheep aad bogs; go In for pling bandages or pay a similar In wearing them calls down upon mor waaningtons and Lincolns? How, Indeed? fine. tanc or mra mile at Rom used' mor norfumo for the neral of Nero wlfo, Poppaea, than all Arabia produced In a year. Lettuce contain a feebl narcotic, which will product heavlnea and slp tf oaton In larg quantltl. pivorce ar rolatlvely mor numerous In cltloo.

They ar a loo mar nu-mreu among chlldlns couple. Accordlns to tradition, the. canon of th Old Too'amont rlnoed by Era and th books probably compiled about lant; and he was whlzsed away to the hospital to rest and recuperate, which he did. It doe not matter that he did not return to active duty, for certainly, after all. on such experienc I enough In any fireman's Ufa.

But It did count for aomothlnw that Hannv Jaek'a hick in toio seasos, aavsnnsa, Now is th Urn of year when Only on Missouri an. so far, has On tha whole feel that Pkln bis head vials of wrath from tb snmbrt of. bit family. That this custom Is sot confined to ma la th svsry-day walks ot Ufa is contributed to th Missouri Repub is vary happy In th posMssion of aairymg, lor trull culture, tor ths vsrjpns activities which will keep wamw (woaor (ivB you a lot of SO- plwauc about whr you car rt mayor Ho. And vry fortunat In th complete and final obliteration am ussy us year around, ana lican campaign rund and that con trlbutor la a woman.

Bha ooa tributsd $232. of Governor Chu. pww myywjm.m Ab Martin Sgya. shown in a aws dispatch from Cowm, Isle of Wight, which state that King Oserg Is so fond of bis old whit yachting cap that be 100 B. C.

METAPHYSICAL PROBLEM. Illinois Democrats bar slctd Hera's somthln" that's never bun promts a monthly or sona In-eom Instead of aa in com limited to harvest tlma. So long as remains a outcrop farnwr, and that crop wheat, th North Dakota farmer will hav stayad with him' on th occasion I when he needed it most and that' probably why he's all vs ICesrrtgM, 1SSS.1 1,. LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE. Though retired now from active mission work, hs Is "doing, ths tried, an' 111 bt It would pay aftr glxty-two rear ago th National Clrona hod It Inception In Wnnhlno- Th doctor entered his reception room and found a typical old maid ISSUES AUTO REGULATIONS.

American tourists touring Cub may us their automobile for a ninety-day prlod, with a thirty-day extension under the terms of a new frs antry permit between th two countries, according to an announcement of the American Motorists' Association. A small bond la required, under th free entry agreement, to Insure th vehicle's exportation or to enforce payment of the prescribed dufy after the four months expire. brought it oat for the levnth it got noised anout eenrln' a cup real coffee in towns o' lessen' 28.000 tnn. Now it number a memherehTp of nearly distributed In 10 year. It was ult conspicuous at and a hard-boiled gentleman await tha anaoal regatta, for It la ing nis ministrations.

tats. i a new leader, Thomas T. Donovan of Jollst. Donovan succeeds ths lat Oeorg E. Brannan of Chicago.

Th Missouri straw vot con-tlnuss to show that mors Missouri woman ar for Smith than for "Well, she's alius maintained that th' man she weds must brave a. grUvsjoe. Much of tb soil Is not adapted to wheat; considerable area produc a maximum of to Th exact meaning of the word "olh" "hoo boon loot, but moot aare that It Indicated ta abov svar'thlng le, said Mrs Turning to his attendant, the physician asked. csme first th hn or th yegg?" quaint cap, totally trntfk tho worn by "swanky" yacht aklppara, looking mora' Ilk a pancake than work of th Lord on ths sids" while following his earlier and more respectable trad as a boss brick-Isyer. Washington Star.

Em Moots, whn told thst her pause or. natural break In th hymn 10 busbsis aa acr. But bis rem- daughter sparks la a graveyard, 4uag. or 4Jm..