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THE BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE. EV YOUK. FRIDAY. JUE 27. 1913.

Garrison's lin itrr.ioii. linve beemni: I.ovolt would not lxsu "In" to -reined Ui? luinUtor I-. nicicly EX73IHTS3 NOTICES. ETJ5INTSS NOTICES. 0 EUSINXS NOTICES.

CLOTHING, it a en, Brownine, IMTTOWAl INSTITUTION" 19 PTJRMSHIXOS ANT IfAlS 3 AND COILDBBlf revenue office deputies, and started out ith rifles to catch North Cnro- Una moonshiners. They want a strenuous life vacaliou. The uian ho thinks they will not it, simply doesn't know the moonshiners. THE EIGKT-FOOT AUTOMOBILE LAW. It is high time that there was some apreoun ut on the interpretation of the new automobile ordinance, particularly of iis provision that an automobile must not approach within eight feet of a street, car when the latter is receiving or tlisehnrniiiK passengers.

Mr. Andrews of the Island An tomcbilt Club believes that this means that autos may pass staudina street cars, provitlrd that they leave a space, of el.u'lit fe't between their unichinev commonly tlomluant parly is under I marriage to diseased persons and Inland the cars. lie insists thnt that a sort of sordid control that bans from I iti beyond question. If the law Outing Toggery The season of all the year when Men and Boys find the most enjoyment is at hand. Our part in the Holiday preparations is not the least of the Sum mer's pleasures.

Our Outing Suits in Fancy Mixtures and Serges are perfect models of their kind, and buying them doesn't empty one's purse at the very start. Men's and Young Men's Suits. to $40.00 Men's and Young Men's Coats and Trousers and Norfolk Suits $15.00 to $25.00 MEN'S FURNISHINGS Special Lot 50c. Neckwear 35c; 3 for $1.00 Special Lot $1.00 to $2.00 Neckwear. 65c All Silk $3.00 Shirts $1.85 All Silk $4.00 $5.00 Shirts, plain and fancy, $3.35 Interwoven Silk Hosiery Athletic Underwear (B.

V. suit, $1.00 to $5.00 STORE OPEN SATURDAY EVENINGS BROWNING, KING CO. Brooklyn: l'ullon at DeKalb Ave. Broadway, Between 31t and 32d SU. Cooper Square, Oppodte 5th St.

space leaves ample room for the pro- teeti.m of passenpers enterlns or leav-1 ing cars, and says that the club will appeal the first ease brought against any of its members for acting on this Interinetation. and take it to the courts for a Una! a tl. indication. (Trada Mark "Eagle" FRIDAY EVENING, JUNE Tbit Paper hat Circulation Larger than that of any other Evening Paper of ill cliit in the United States. lit value as an Advertising Medium is Apparent.

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No. S-'cii Vain. IS THIS C01NC FROM BAD TO WORSE? At last money bill is on the calen dar of Congress, as the result of years of agitation and complaint. It is there! because when there is a famiue, theve is no concert of action among the banks, because there is a scramble for funds, the hindmost being consigned to the care of the devil. At such times counlry banks withdraw the deposits That course is eminently proper, but' ''u Gerard home was at 17 Gram-nifh ti intortiwrntiivn will tn fc i rcy Souare.

Gerard's father, also Children and too so to iiSht the tainp-thts boy 1-eaillng by twilight: a sure way is to their credit in the. city institutions, hold 1 1i.it. in a broad street, every au-tind in times of inure serious trouble tomobile must halt eight feet behiud they follow suit, with the effect of a street car whenever the latter stops adding fuel to the llames. It is to is to Impede traffic by creating blocks of uiakins himself near-sighted for lul tA llfe- amining children's eyes. A.

MARTIN, Eyesight Specialists Cor. Flatbush Ave. and Livingston St. Our Mr, S. T.

Martin will hereafter vote Ills undivided attention to tills office, thus ensuring our Brooklyn patrons highest efficiency combined bejt possible service. time, and while the test case Is pend-1 ing in the courts, uianv similar oases' will come no. and the ordinance will be a recurring source of annoyance. Cannot the magistrates clear the situ- ation by agreeing on the proper Interpretation of this clause, and then all of tliein follow their decision The purpose of the ordinance is to protect persons entering or leaving street oars from automobiles which may be trying to squeeze by without leaving a proper passageway. Such legal protection has been made necessary by the carelessness and scllish-ness of some drivers of cars.

I'rotec-tiou should be given also from horse-drawn vehicles, whose power of annoyance is as great as that from autos. An eight-foot isle of safety drawn about a car. surely affords the protection sought, and gives ample space for car load of passengers to stand. To and congestion. Let us have the regu la lion so Intel preletl as to give the maximum of protection with the minimum of inconvenience.

If the magistrates can reach that end without waiting for lie higher courts, they will make (ravel easier and more convenient, and will relieve pressure on their own courts from needless arrests of automobile drivers. MURPHY STILL COHALAN'S BACKER. Klaborale inspired stories have been printed by certain newspapers intended to cum luce the public that Charles F. Mm phy, lender of Tammany Hall, had broken with Daniel F. Cohalau, Mr.

Justice Cohaluu, and was rather pleased at the attack made before the Ha Association on his former ally and legal adviser. These stories never deceived Governor Sulzer for au instant. He is too old a bird to be caught with chaff. Now it is announced that, along with John 15. Stanelilield and former District Attorney Jerome, John yuinu will aid in the legal defense of the Justice before the joint judiciary of Senate and Assembly.

John is the present legal adviser of Murphy, having taken Coha-lau's place. The corollary is clear to even the meanest intelligence. Murphy hasn't biokeu with Cohalan. Murphy-is still Cohalau's backer. And in the state of facts leading up to the charges against the Justice it is perfectly clear that boss and justice must stand or fall together in the public estimation, though only the justice is capable of being removed by the Legislature; Murphy being responsible only to the political organization of Tammauy Hall, unless lie blunders into a violation of the State's criminal law.

PUT YOUR VOICE ON RECORD. There are penalties for forgery and penalties fcr false impersonation, but when tiie false impersonation comet over the telephone it is almost impossible to catch the trickster at the other likely to present himself as one of the InUm.l(e acquaintances of Ihe mau be is talking to. The' rield for the sort of fraud tli.it culler. He and Mr. I.eilyaid would have been saved ctmsideralile anno.vaace and the Congress of the I'niteu States misht have lieeu saved au u-Iy scandal.

Who will be the first to set up the machinery for voice ideu titicatit ii of telephone calls? It Is perfectly practicable. It is new and sounds strange today, but a year from today it may be a commonplace In Wall Street. GERARD GOES TO BERLIN. James Watson Gerard, appointed minister to (iermany, owed his election to the Supreme Court to the frlPtirMilp of William Kandolpli "eursr. it is exceedingly unioi innate Vork City that the dominant nre tne young men or tue cuj "'i families, the men of cultivation and character; exceedingly unfortunate that f' any recognition at all these voting men must wait for lemporary revolutionary conditions, and come in revolutionists.

James Watson Gerard, who died in was a graduate of Columbia in the of He was an authorily realty titles, a satirist, a poet. The --ini 's a grauuate or tue latners aima mater. He is regarded by those who know him best as a man of character. of poise, of tact fulness. We think he will make a creditable minister to Germany.

It would have been possible, vt course, to select a German-American for this place, equal In education and character to the man who has been named. President Wilson may be wise, however, in thinking that the disadvantages of such a plan outweigh its advantages. Gerard Is wholly unhampered, wholly unprejudiced, and will' be wholly representative of the Stales of America. MARGINAL RAILROAD DELAY. The Hoard of Estimate vote to delay consideration of the marginal freight railroad plan for the Brooklyn waterfront, drawn by John l'urroy Mitehel, need not be regarded, and ought not to be regarded, as hostile to Brooklyn.

There are some serious questions suggested by recent developments affecting- route and cost. A strong protest is made by the New York Board of Trade and Transportation against paying nearly four million dollars for the New Vork Dock Company and the Bush Company rights, on the theory that the city, by using Furmau street and making some other changes, might save a large part of the proposed cost. Moreover, it is hard to deny that the suggestion of an extension to the Navy Vaid and Wallabout Market is too important to be neglected. We think the Hoard of Estimate is not Inclined to Ignore the demands of the Brooklyn waterfront, of which the marginal railroad is the chief. Brooklyn is entirely satisfied to have this considered as a part of a general scheinu for the development of the facilities of the port of New Vork.

The marginal railroad is bound to come. It should come quickly. We hope tint Governor Sulzer may be induced to ask the Legislature to amend the Stale railroad act so ns to let the companies that: will chiefly use the road form a holding company to own it, under strict municipal supervision. It will be more useful, so owned, than it can be otherwise. REFUSING TO PROTECT THE PARKS.

When the park police last Sunday executed their right-about, face in the matter of arrests for littering and defacing the parks, most observers attributed the sudden change of policy to Mayor (Jfiynor. Refusal to make arrests for this cause harmonizes perfectly with his well-known attitude as to the use of the police, so that it was rather surprising to have the reporters told by policemen that no order had been issued. It is far less surprising to learn now that an ortler was read in the station houses before the men went out for park duty, which forbade the sort of arrests that had been made for two Sundays previous. The new policy did not work well last Sunday, and it remains to be seen how it will work next. Nobody wants arrests for the sake of the arrests, but it is necessary that the city parks should be kept clean and not allowed to look like a Hudson Hiver picnic ground when the boat is sailing for home.

If the Mayor can preserve "outword order and decency" in the parks without arrests; well and good: But Prospect Iook like circus lot or a picnic i ground, its friends should take their t'oiuplaints directly to the Mnyor. The police nre powerless in the mutter unless they get orders from him. MARRIAGES AND HEALTH. The Pennsylvania Legislature has passed law which ends at oue stroke all the discussion, so far as that State is concerned, of the right of a elcrgy- juttrdkuiship as a person of unbound or to tiny person tinder the in- nf "Intiivicaf inir li'iiiiit-s in nnv- 1 i I 1. i-i.

I Roes to the root of tho matter. riit' Slate locralics lnarrliitre ami it a right to prescribe the conditions under lii' li It will so lecall.o it. This prer-cription Is extreme, and it fs wise or not is another tinestioii. but the faet that all the medical societies- of the the ii.iate of the law shows that there is pivity widely felt need for its pro-liibitiuns. Ho far as Liari'liices are eun- I I agent vt the State, um! it is a prov; ijuestion whether he had the right to refuse to perfoiui the marriage cere-j tfloiiy in cases in hich the law of i the State have been comiilicd with.

If; jtlie practice of cletiryuieu in refusing' to marry divoned persons, hom the law of their State permits to marry should ever become general enough to make such remarriage inside the law difficult, the presumption of the clergymen will be tested by the courts in short order. So long as ninny clergy men are of many minds on the the refusal of one clergyman or one i denomination is not likely to be taken to court, because it creates less incon- I veuleuee than the pursuit of the remcJy Wotild do. ltutthe of tue to forbid fails to produce the good results expected from It, the people of Pennsylvania can repeal it next year, or the year after. Before there is time for a demand for repeal, however, the example of Pennsylvania Is likely to be followed in other States. The recognition of the conditions which led to the passage of this law is by no means coutined to one State.

The chances are that the new law will spread quite as rapidly as has the new sterilization law, which was regarded with such amazement three years ago. McREYNOLDS GIVES APPROVAL There will be some relief in financial and business circles because of the formal approval which Attorney General Mclleyuolds has given to the partial settlement of the Uuiou Pacific mix-up by acceptance of the Pennsylvania's offer to take of the Southern Pacific holdings, and give in return $4:2,000,1100 of its Baltimore and Ohio holdings, and also because of his expressed confidence that an agree ment will be reached covering the (lis position of all the Union Pacillc'i shares of Southern Pacific, amount lug to The untying of the knots tied by the late Mr. llarriman has been a dlllicult job. The Pennsylvania "swap," as The L'ngle has explained, is in the interest of the -whole community. There is no rivalry between Pennsylvania and Southern Pacilic, and none between I'niou Pacific and the Baltimore and Ohio.

The spirit of (he law fs preserved. The law seeks only to prevent the stilling of competition. GERMANY DRINKS LESS BEER. The litite may soon come wiien Jokes about tiermany's love of beer and pretzels will be as misleading as they are already stale. The latest statistics indicate a material decrease in Germany's beer consumption per capita.

In the face of high prices northern Germany lias already come to regard beer as a luxury. The south still re gards it as a necessity, but is content to consume it In smaller quantities. Consul General Thackara in Berlin mentions the increased activity of the movement as one of the reasons wuy brewery companies have been unable to maintain their dividends. This movement, although of comparatively recent origin, has made great strides, particularly in the uni versities. The "White League" has hundreds of adherents in every large student body and these are making an active propaganda against the drinking customs of the students.

They have succeeded la arousing public sentiment against the old-fashioned drinking bouts. There are no student fraternities now whose members make drinking to excess a point of honor. Germany is to be congratulated upon this change. It is in line with her substantial progress i social legislation, in wedding science to industry, in the art of government. There has always been less heavy drinking in Germany than the world supposed, but she is still a long way off from that fearful condition of desiecaled desuetude described by Professor Muensterberg when the creative faculty disappears owing to the absence of artificial stimulants.

Personal and Impersonal Predatory poverty is so easy to defend! "If he approves he shall sign it but if not he shall return it with his objections to that House In which it shall have originated." Nowhere does the Constitution say, "He shall sign the bill and state his objections afterwards." Bleas8 curses the Yankees but hundreds of them go to South Carolina every jear to mairy the women of his State, Elcase is only skimming the surface, i Why doesn't he put a prohibitive export duty on the beautiful women of South Carolina? Government control of the tobacco Industry, as urged by the mass meeting of retail dealers, would lead to what? It would lead to a crushing state capitalism. The evils of Democracy are to be cured by more Dcmociacy, Dut more Democracy does not mean more governmental control, for the greatest Democracy i3 that government which governs least. The surer way of meeting the Issues of this day is to let the business man have some say. The official who listens only to the martinets who dance about him and Ignores the silent man who stands waiting in the background, scornful of and demagogy, is headed or a fall. "Facile" and "exigent" are not in his vocabulary, perhaps, but he Inn.

a4 nnllnntlu ,..1,1. nature and Un0W8 political economy, psychology and other i 13 Nil II U.IUI.U IU LUIICga tCM UUliU MQ H1C IUUIIU HI LUC 11UIUL Ul contact in the laboratory of lite. Let us try to dis out of this silent business man the reason for his alienee and we may -nd a surer solution of our problem than we shall If we heed only the writers and glib H-ive the Justices of the Supreme Court so little to do mat they must take the loctur platform to scare us about tho oncoming Jap? Don C. Seltz gives U3 the faotan his article, The Japanese Overload in the current "Xort.h American Defective Vision In Chicago the eyesight of about 5,000 public school children was examined. One-third of the cases tested showed a serious impair- ment of vision.

If these tests can be taken as 'representing the conditions prevailing elsewhere, there must be thousands of children without spectacles who ought to be wearing them today. Our work as Eyesight Experts combines that of both Oculist and Optician in examining eyes, pre- scribing and making glasses. C.onu. Fn TO ARMS, COMMUTERS! A Call for a Union of Those on the New Haven Line for Self-Protection. Editor Brooklyn Dally Eagle: At last the worm has turned! New Haven Railroad commuters are organizing for mutual relief from trials and perils long endured, If not In silence at least with fortitude.

Now It is proposed to form an organization, one and perhaps two thousand strong, made up of dally travelers In the territory between Mount Vernon and Bridgeport and points to the east'ard of that hustling municipality. Every such movement must have Its pioneer, and in this case It is Bradley Stoughton of New Canaan, who has flung himself Into the breach. Hn calls upon his fellow commuters to organize, and his invitation is likely to meet with a prompt and general response. As Mr. Stoughton has stated, all of the thousands of commuters in the territory named have certain vital interests In common; indeed, sonic of these Interests are, or may be, almost a3 vital as life itself.

To individually present these interests before a large corporation or to the community itself, or to an official delegation of the community, such as the Public Service Commission, the coroner the courts, involves a waste of energy and efficiency. But to combine the Interests of these several thousand persons, and to have this combined interest ofilcliilly represented whenever there seems to be need of action for the good of the traveling public would lend Influence and effectiveness, would be a benefit to the community, to the railroad, end, above all, to the commuters themselves. for one, hope that the call to arms sounded by the gentleman from New Canaan will meet with ar response that will surprise him, however optimistic bis nature may Such an organization as he proposes, made up of one or more thousand business and professional men. would at once have a standing In court that no Individual could hope to achieve. It would not make any unreasonable demands upon the company; there could not fail to be enough of a leaven of levelheadedness In Its personnel to render silly moves impossible; but it could bring about many needed reforms that would add largely to the comfort and well-being of the dally travelers.

1 do not think' I am In the least quixotic, but I do believe In this proposed union of commuters, and wish for Mr. Stoughton every success. He can count on me for ell the assistance I can give him. He has my name and address. MIDDLESEX.

Darien, June 26, 1913. AMUSEMENTS BROOKLYN. jJlV1! 25 CENTS make provision for or to take precau- lions against such emergencies that the Uwcu-Gluss bill was drawn. The measure cannot be criticised as ungenerous. Tim Fedora! Keserve Hoard it creates will have power to issue treasury notes to the amount of plus the difference between the amount of national banknotes outstanding, tit a given moment and the amount outstanding at Hie lime of the passage of the'act, which menus that more than fl.Ooo.OOti.UlM luav be Issued.

The emergency such ti sum of money would not be more than enough to meet is almost beyond conception. It is as though tire and Hood as well as famine were autiri-pnted. hi desperate cases, desperate remedies tilt; soi.ietimes used to great advantage, but they are administered wiLh care. What serious consequences inflation of the currency may have is not generally understood, but experts harbor no delusions. They know how ugly the results may lie.

They know-how essential it is that adequate pro-, vision be made for contraction ns wpU us expansion; for withdrawal as well as for issue. They know what, the Usenet of such provision wili signify. They know tin effect would be to undermine the foundation the siiperstnie-1 1 1 i of which Is credit. To meet oli.it i'ais interposed, sev eral suctions of the bill have been i lnodilied. certainly not to its detriment, but a deaf ear has been turned to those Mini urged that bankers lie among those who control the Keserve Hoard.

It will hardly be denied that the power to be bestowed may be exercised with peril lo the country. Caution and coui-prelieusion should characterize its ustv which under any conditions should be sparing. In a recent letter to the Sun Victor Moniwelz said: IJopb any one believe that tt would be i6e to inject stith questions into party politics? In view of the financial beir-sirs that sometimr-s have prevailed and stiil are extant, and In view ot our political mi'thods, any plan of issuing additional, tiovcrnruent notes in the United States. I Before you youi train Everything for week-end comfort. Ideal traveling- companions.

Blue serge suits. Always neat and in eood taste, require little pressing and shed dust easily. Rus in urbe. Norfolk suits of Irish Don egal and Scotch homespun. Originally designed for out ing, wear, they're being much worn in the city, too.

fust what the name says. Week-end trunks and suit cases carry everything you'll need for over Sunday light and compact. "Complcat Anglers" Fishing rods, lines, hooks, sinkers, flies, reels, creels and landing nets. Hitch an "Evinrude" to your boat "Evinrude" motors can be attached to anv boat and taken off again at will. $70.

Why an Because you want a bicycle that will "stand up" that will give you full value for your money. Explorer bicycles with the coaster brakes, $23. Everything for every outdoor sport. Motoring, golf, tennis, baseball, photography, camping. Rogers Peet Company, Three Broadway Stores at at at Wsrren St.

13th St. 34tl St MANHATTAN. Pure Grape Juice With cracked Ice Nothing so delicious for warm weather. $6.09 a Dozen Large Bottles. Pure Claret Wines taken with meals, $4.00, $5.00, $6.00 and $7.00 a Dozen Large Bottles Haut-Sauterne with cracked Ice and White Pock, $7.00 a Dozen Large Bottle Let have yonr order tor your SUMMER HOME H.

T. Dewey Sons Co, 13S FULTON ST. SI NASSAU N. T. Cellars lifts Harbor, J.

AN INTERESTING PAIR. From the H-irtford Courant. Possibly you have been reading of th supar lobby investigation at Washington and have noted there that managers of special interests own up to paying money to contributing agencies for having articles in their favor published In plate matter which was guaranteed to get Into various newspapers around tho country. The guileless editor who accepts such stuff and the guileless lobbyist who psya other people's money for it make an Interesting pair. EXCURSIONS.

SUNDAY EXCURSIONS TO NEW HAVEN Steamer RICHARD I'HCK leaves Pier TS, E. A.M., toot Kuflt 22d A.M.; due New Haven :30 P.M. Return, due V. P.M. Two hours in New Haven.

MukIc. ltefrcehments. Ticket, fhtldren, 7 cents. UP THE HUDSON Steamer I VY OF LOWELL leaves pier 1. N.

ft. HouMton 10:00 A.M., for Hildson Hiver trip- an far as Poufh-kepsle. No landing. Return, due K. 0 P.M.

Music. Refreshments. Tickets, 75 cents; children, 40 centn. These excursions under manaffement of FALL RIVER LINE Tickets Bales limited to half the capacity, on sale at Piers, only on day of excursions. LAKE HOPATCONG cvorv aunnnT ana nonoay i.Vjj Leave West Liberty i Ly' jy 9.17 i.n.

xant ATLANTIC CITY, $2.50 I1UA.T SUNDAY Lv. 7.50 a.m. i Liberty a Lv.j4tl.ioa JeneyUly. 8.17 a.m. vin New Jersey Central HARD COAL! NO SMOKE! COMFORTI Wllly CLIFTON SunJy 10:30 A.M.

P.M. Around MnnhaMan Lve. W. 4M St, N.Y. Phone 0441 Gram.

SPOBTTNG. RACING BELBiOIJT PARK T0J1OKI1OW AT 2:.10 P.M. RACE TRAINS Ifitvf FlRtbufh Av. 12:80, 1M, l.t.0, 1:5.1 P.M. Aluj by trolleys.

Adra, fl. Ui-'d Stand 1)3. Ladlea fl34 take mm SI AU Review." Two Japanese cabinets man-t aged to get into the Japanese! treasury to meet $100,000,000 In deMs and the Japanese debt is now $1,277,714,630. War does not lower debt. The Supreme Court Judge who attempts to scare us in the face of these figures calls tne sons ot "the idle rich a curse they toll not, neither do they spini and yet they cut the fat of the land." Here Is more commencement day nonsense.

The sons ct the rich are as much perplexed over our social problems as any of us and for the most part they are young men ot common sense eager to do the thing that will patriotically meet the issues of our times. Saucy Guatemala inuatemala, under liritlsh influence. Cabrera beins President, has "recognized'- the Huei-ta "assassination" povernment of Mexico, refusing to wait tor action by the. United States News Saucy. Guatemala, Trusting Johnnie Bull, Brews a cup of sorrows Trctty nearly full.

Saucy Guatemala, Slighting Uncle Sam, Takes to making faces Hard to diagram. Saucy Guatemala Certainly must know She Is hardly hi'htins Troubled Mexico. Saucy Guatemala, Insolence should can; -Yankees dote on curbing Nat'iohs black-and-tan. J. A.

Pcrsohal arid Impersohal 'Are you going to make a farmer of your boy?" "No," replied Farmer Corntossel. 'But just as soon as he gets home from school he's going to teach mo agriculture. Washington Star. "Yes, mam," said the photographer, "we may charge a little more than other AMUSEMENTS BROOKLYN. 1,000 SEATS SHE SAYS GOOD BYE SL'XDAY XKJHT FOR YEA KS.

IMA You Sweet a Great Lauder. There Stars, even under the most careful original safe-1 cud. The chances are nine out of ten guards, would produce endless uucertain-j fiiat the impersonation will be sticcess-ty and political agitation and inevitably (lie ju t)fi would trad to financial disaster. called up knows the voice of the However, what can be cured must I man who is represented, as speaking be endured. I he holders of five cap-1 1 wnl the decepl ion be promptly detect-taiu certificates have charge of thei cd.

and any man astute enough to re- Iuipei ator for no other reasons than I nn, which Is now being disclosed in thell'ark last Sunday was no credit to lobby investigation is almost unlimited, I Brooklyn. If it continues but fortunately science has made CLAIRE Should Hear Her NOAV. A Voice, Graceful Dancing and Impersonation of Harry Are Lots of Other Clever Too, at lection easy, once the need for it is fully realized. The phonograph can give the protection quite as effectively as man's signature at his bank pre-venis the cashing of checks to which his name has been forged. All that is needed is for the great business of-lices which are the present victims of Hits sort of imposture to collect ret--1 men who are "i lls of tllC Voices Of BRIGHTON BEACH MUSIC HALL that they have learned sometliin i.

'i. uem oi experience, uiey Know- wnai ro do ill troublesome times. It will not fellow as a matter of course that those who take command of the He-serve Board will know how to navigate even in smooth seas. By what processes the Administration has reached the conclusion that "No Banker Need Apply'' is subject to much surmise. The Times says: It is plain that a refusal to change the composition of the board in this way, a change that would so manifestly am! largely enhance the probability of the successful workinz of the nian.

must hsusprf nnnn som other rtefiro than that I of enacting a really sound measure ot banking reform. AVhen the time for making appointment comes, candidates will be thicker than the leaves in Valbtmbrosa. They will not have to go through a civil service examination. They niay think that an order to run the government printing presses night and day will solve every currency problem clamoring for solution, but surmise will persist. So will misgivings, some of iheni gloomy enough to recall )lu somber advice: liter up.

the worst is yet to i ome. C'lilile (llvpntclics toll us tlint si runtin a rails Xoii fiiumilfrd suicide, which rc' alls tho dim iast tho remark uf tho cniintr.vniaii at a circus looklus at 0110 tif thoso creatures: "I'sliau-. tlioie ain't in sti'-h animal." J'wt T'ni' eisil.v of bojtt ai-uniiut, the uutiuu uf tliilliiis Ijj I iiKciy to can tliein up. as musical ama-iman to refuse to perform the luarriiigc tours now collect the records of flic ceremony until he has lieeu convinced voices of great singers. Then moni-1 that the parlies are physically tit for hers tif 'oiigress, political leaders and uiarriage, and which places the re-men of infl'ieuce will get cards from sponsiliility where it belongs on the the great banking houses something! t-'tate.

like: this: Will you kindly send on rec- This new act, the first passed by any ord of your voice for our phonographic Plate in. this country, prohibits the is-collcrtion? We have found Mich roe-'suing of license to any per-ords of service in detecting false afllictcd with a communicable tlis-i-ersonalions over the telephone. to any imbecile or perr.on under BRIGHTON Sff-K Ocean Pnrknny, llrliclitoa Beach LILLIAN RUSSELL JAMES THORNTOX, Mrs. Gene ItiifChm Byron A LanRdon, The llrndahawM, BInnrhe Colvin, 1'Vrroll Six Steppers. Three Hedderi.

teats at Sterling Pianos, 618 Fulton tit. CAPT. LOUIS SORCHOS' Deep Sen Dfvern ftxhihttlnn All Takes Place Tnrter Water Brixton Hoard Walk, near Tarkway Baths. SICE 'l THE FULL OF JcSI ADHIAROPLC iSLisik aWX-V SHOAD WAY TONIGHT i.avi- QUO VADIS? Matinees dally, Including Sundays, lc. I5USHWICK THE' T.Mrrhoii nituhn-lclc -WOMAN Way STEEPLECHASE t'oiiyK J.nuKltlnff Place.

i t- Greatest HtmpVesd Plninj Dally and Sunday hnnb. iiiv i IT fl'tflita AMUSEMENTS MANHATTAN. HCTrlB M. I Every Day Incl. 25 5 50" Mil I VII H'mv Th KiiDrtmc Matterplece ot pnoto unmm.

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at 2:1 WITHIN HE LA COBT tb nf. E. nt B'wt. l'Uone Dry tot 41 LAURET1 TAYLOfl At i 'Peg o' My Heart ttudlos, but our. photos are the most lifelike In the world." "What is that commotion In the ntic.

room?" asked tho lady, in alarm. "Oh, Is some of our speaking likenesses having a' little argument," was the reply. Cincinnati Enquirer. "I never sing unless I am In good form." says Mary Tetrezzlnt doesn't go as far as that. Chicago Record-Herald.

"My wife kisses me evenings when I get home late." "Affection?" "No; investigation." Boston Trans cotirso a message from you wt.ulrl. to- t-fivo cvorv consideration i f- ri'-p. lint should to ho saro urn, i ii)iiostnr." If ftu li eolleetlons of roiee reeordis were nliotifly tlie rule, when a ui-iu calletl hi Lovett sii.vill.1 litit lie was Ctii'trressmaii Riorclmi. tlie te'e-piniue clerk would have replied: "Hold tlie wire a moment, please." In tliat moment lie would turn on the Iliorrlan retotd in tlie. phonograph.

If the voire In the phonograph and flint in telephone failed to mutch, Juliet 1 Tel.inJGnrdtnCltj-.L.L AdmiMioa 25 eta. crlpt..