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i i i i3 SANTA CkCZ EVENING SENTINEL WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 1 Q03. ROOSEVELT LIKES WHEELER WEDDED OVER THE TELEPHONE. 1 1 1 1 Jlrn Dumps' first born, a bright young man, VI rv Desired to box like Sullivan. Jj "Take first, my son 'tis wisdom's His father said, "a box of Force I tNJhnI Oil) There's no box like it for the vim 11 It gives," ass is health and strength 111? I Swtet, criip flakes of whtat and malt. I 1 Nona Af Sttfctory.

(vJ 3 A II I "After having tried almost every Nj'y jrf known brmkfant food. It teenm that II tr I I Jt none of them have bro Ufactory II ljSrf ill 0 aa N. 11. Button." I JT JXf i 1 SPOILED YOUTH GOES TO THE PENITENTIARY. Klumsey (in the mazy waltz) "Perhaps you don't like my style of dar.c-ing." Miss Sharpe "There is rather too much sameness about it." Klumsey "How may I vary it?" Miss Sharpe "Suppose you tread on AND HATES JORDAN A SURPRISE GIVEN BY PRES1-DENT'S SPEECH.

SAN FRANCISCO. Von people over ther in Oakland and Berkeley have been having a wild old time because President Whwler did not mention (he gift of Mrs. Phoebe Hearst and William Randolph Hearst to the Sta'e University. But your ruction Is nothing compered to the flurry which struck the Presidential train atyer the Roosevelt visit to Stanford. Even the snubbing of Henry T.

Scott and Uur-Jingatne by the newspaper men wis lost sight of in the general wonder at the President's unexpected words at the University. Now, be it known that President. Theodore Roosevelt hates David fttarr Jordan as he hateB few men. He used to like Jordan. He trusted him; advised with him; opened his heart him.

Then one clay, Jordan came out In an interview, telling what Roosevelt had said of Mc Klnley. It is a col fact that Roosevelt did not like McKlnley. In turn, MrKinley had no earthly use for Roosevelt. To a friend like Jordan Roosevelt expressed himself freely enough. What was his horror to see a published Interview with Jordan stating that Roosevelt had Bald the country had come upon evil times and that the President (McKlnley) had no more backbone than a chocolate man.

Roosevelt had talked that way In confidence and friendship to Jordan; but of course he was pained to soe his sentiments in print. Jordan attempted some sort of denial of the Interview, but Roosevelt knew, of course, that the quotation was accurate enough, and that Jordan had been talking too much and betraying confidences. Consequently he turned his friendship for Jordan Into a lively hatred. He has not been slow to express his dlsesteem for Jordan among his Intimates. He felt that Jordan had done to him what a harum-scarum reporter would not have done.

On the Presidential train the Roose-veltian opinion of Jordan was very well known. When President Benjamin Ide Wheeler got aboard and was made a little more of than anybody else in sight unless It was President n. uu. il nno ncmueiu Nicholas Murray Butler of Columbia it was the general view that the boost ing of Wheeler was Intended as a knock for Jordan When Jordan joined the party at San Jose it was expected that the President of Stanford would be treated rather coldly, But he was welcomed with at least a formal and polite show of warmth. Rut when It came to Stanford and a speech before the students, President Jordan swelled himself and introduced the President of the United States as "my old friend." Then what was the amazement of the Presidential party, privy to Roosevelt's real opinion of Jordan, to hear the President of these United States say: i want tu auy one woru personally.

President Jordan has been kind enough i oa ih i to allude to me aa an old friend. Mr Jordan was too modest to say that he has long been not only a friend, but a man whom I have turned to for advice and help before and since I became President and to whom I expect to turn for advice and help again." That p.n sstonishtnent for the Presidential party. When they read the speech as reported officially, after it had been edited by the President and Secretary Loeb, they were not no much surprised to see that the words, "and to I expect to turn for advice and help again," had been elim inated. Then the President went over to Berkeley and said practically tho same thing to President Wheeler as if he Intended to make a sort of standoff between the two great centers of "light and The fact remains however, that President Roosevelt really likes Wheeler and thoroughly despises Jordan. "Try this whisky, colonel," Bald the Ohio man; "I've had it In the house for more than fifteen years." "Excuse me," rejoined the gentleman from Kentucky, "but I'll have to pass it up.

It must be something fierce If you couldn't get rid of It In that length of time!" Chicago Doily News. Physician "The truth can no longer be hidden, madam. I am obliged to tell you that your little son Is er weak minded; that Is well, it must be said he is an idiot." Mrs. Highup "How fortunate it is that we are rich! No one will ever notice it." New York Weekly. I a LOS ANGELES.

Mrs. Elizabeth Slock had a misunderstanding with Mrs. Harry Haroldson in Mrs. Harold-son's apartments, but they were both happy after a while because, after ex planations, Mrs. Haroldson learned It was all owing to a telephone marriage.

Mr. Stock came down from Placer-vllle to meet Charles T. Stock, her husband. She had not seen him for ten years, but he had been her husband forty-eight hours; Ten years ago fihe was Elizaoeth Hatfelt. They met in Placervlile and corresponded for a while.

After many years Stock renewed his correspondence. They became engaged by letter. He was in business In Oakland. The wedding was twice postponed, but about a week ago they both became so eager for the event that they decided it must happen. She would go to Oakland, as Stock could not come to Placervlile.

But she met a most stub, born obstacle in her aged aunt, who said the marriage should not occur un less she could be there to enjoy it. As this aunt is wealthy, her decree was wired to Stock, and he conceived the Idea of a marriage over the phone. His fiancee consented, and so did the aunt. Stock went over to San Francisco and got a license, then found a minister I and hurried him to a long-diBtance i station, and the ceremony was per- formed. They were to meet in Los Angeles, and she had only a photograph to guide her.

Stock failed to meet bis i bride, and when she saw him on the street, as she thought, with another woman, she was furious. A scene eventually followed, but when she met the real Mr. Stock at the hotel she saw at once he did not look very much like Haroldson. There was only a similarity in general appearance. MAFIA WOULD MURDER THE BOSSES.

DUNKIRK, N. May plot formulated by an Italian Mafia secretly to do away with objectionable bosses and foremen in the large manufacturing districts throughout the country has been discovered, and as a result every Italian employed by a number of mM.fm,l "eeu summary dismissed. The (liflfiiEinrn ihr hv aiivinnc nf a lanra t.lin ot Cni -t i on i rirr iiiiiii (' iijic u.v. i-wttntuii, i wacr9 the murder of the superintendent by members of the organization was only prevented by information given by a friendly Italian who was aware of the plot The Easton officials are said to have communicated with every big concern in this country employing Italians, informing them of the existence of the band, as branches are believed to exist in all the larger cities. This information led the officials of the large plant here to Investigate a mur- derous attack which was made upon an American workman a chnrt aB' and they are t0 have enough evidence to warrant the discharge of every Italian em- ployed by them.

The Italians are much excited and trouble Is feared. HOW PAT PROVED IT. Tn on tricli fo ja certain son of the Green Isle who was particularly fond of sausage. He was not always careful to observe Friday by refraining from his favorite form of pork. One Friday the good father called unexpectedly while Michael was at dinner, and found his parishioner enjoying his sausage.

"Michael," said the priest, "you must not indulge in meat on this day." "Sure, father, It's not meat I'm eating. It's sausage," replied Michael. "But Michael, sausage is meat." "Oh, no, your reverence; sausage la not meat." "Well, Michael, I'll say no more, but am in need of firewood, and you may bring me a load as penance for this." The next day Michael appeared at the parochial residence, and unloaded big wagon load of sawdust. The priest, on meeting his parishioner, said: "Michael, I didn't want any sawdust. It was wood I wanted." "Sure, father, it was wood I brought," replied Michael.

"No, it was not; it was sawdust," answered the father, getting angry. "But, father, if sausage is meat, isn't sawdust wood?" 1 Subscribe for the 1 i i I 1 I 1 1 if so I as the my left foot once in a while." Phila delphia Press. RAILROAD TIME TABLE. BROAD-GAUGE. 8:15 9:00 4:15 A.

M. daily. A. M. Sunday only.

P. M. Sunday only. Way passenger ror San Francisco, Redwood, Palo Alto, San Jose, Gilroy, Hollister, Wat-sonville, Aptos, Capitola and principal way stations. Arrives daily 6:50 P.

and 11:15 P. Stfhday only 11:05 A. 8:15 A. M. daily, 8:00 A.

M. Sunday only. Coast Line Limited for Salinas Paso Robles, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Los Angeles and principal way stations. Arrives dally 8:45 P. M.

M. M. 9:00 A. M. Sunday only.

Way Passenger for Pacific Grove, Monterey, a i 1 1 and Capitola Arrives Sunday only 6:50 P. 11:15 A. M. dally way passenger for San Francisco, Redwood, Palo Alto, San Jose, Gilroy, Holliatfr, Watsonvllle, Aptos, Caitula, and principal way stations. Arrives daily 1:55 11:15 A and.

11:15 P. M. dallv tnr fcan ObisDo. Pacific Grove, Monterey. Salinas, Paso San Luis Obispo, Watsonvllle.

Aptos, Capitola and principal way stations. Arrives 1:55 P. 50 P. M. daily excent Snmlav M.

4:15 P. M. Sunday only. Way passenger for Salinas. Pacific Grove, Monterey, Watson-! vllle, Aptos, Capitola and way stations.

Arrives daily 10:15 A. M. 8:50 P. M. dailv Coast I.lnp im.

ited for San Francisco. San Joe, Giiroy, Watsonvllle, Aptos, Capitola. Arrives daily at 1:55 P. Jl 9:15 P. M.

dally New Orleans Express for New Orleans and all points East El Paso and all points diverging Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Salinas, Monterey, Pacific Grove, Watsonvllle, Aptos, Capitola and principal way stations. Arrives dally 1:55 P. M. NARROW-GAUGE. 7:00 A.

M. daily, 5:05 A. M. Monday only for San Francisco, Oakland, Ala- meda, Newark, San Jose. Ix3 Gatoa.

Pel ton and clpal way stations. Arrives dally ex. Sunday 6:05 P.M. Saturday and Sunday 8:05 P. M.

9:00 X. M. dally, Sunday excepted, for Big Trees. Felton, Ben Lomond, Boaider Creek. Arrives dally 12:03 P.

M. Dally except Sunday 2:36 P. M. Sunday only 5:00 P. M.

9:30 A. M. Sunday only tor Felton, Ben Lomona. Boulder Creek. (Leave Bovider CreeK A.

Arrives Sundy only 8:57 A. and 12:08 P. M. 1:45 P. M.

daily, 4:12 P. M. Sunday only for Ran HER BRUTE OF A HUSBAND. "James," said Mrs. Suburbs sharply, as her husband came in that evenine and threw himself wearily down on the lounge; "James, have you forgotten iny flower seeds again today?" "This has been an awful day, Martha, awful," groaned Mr.

Suburbs. "Another day like this and I'll be ruined beyond hope." "That's too bad, James," sympa-I thlzed Mrs. Suburbs mechanically. "But is it possible you've again forgot ten to get those seeds?" "The first thing this morning, Jones told me on the way up from the ferry that it would be impossible for him ta pay Ukat note I hold and have been counting on as so much cash," Raid 1 8, traln of thought and 8troklnS aching row Mr. buburbs.

wursu ner his train nf wttn a tired hand. i sorry, saici Mrs. Suburns tier tunctorily. "But did vnn thncn i SCeds?" "Next, when I got to the office, I found everything in confusion and that young Wlldairs has absconded, and I can't tell yet how much I've lost by him exactly, but it's something very considerable," continued Mr. Suburbs, mournfully.

"That is too bad, James," said Mrs. Suburbs, impatiently. "But have you forgotten to get men Hardserabble came In mad-! der than a nest of hornets and swore that unless I pay him the account I owe nim before the end of the week he'd have me declared a ha brunt colUlnued Mr- Suburbs, woefully. "And ot leers this afternoon sayinc tnat two of my correspondents In the West have failed; that collections are poor, and business is falling off, and "See here, James," demanded Mrs. Suburbs, threateningly, "are you rehearsing these business worries of yours hoping they'll excuse you for again torgetting those seeds? Because, you are, while I'm sorry things are so troublesome, they won't let you off." "No, Martha, I wasn't.

I was hopingbut never mind that. Your package of seeds is on the hall table," returned Mr. Suburbs drearily, after gazing wistfully at his wife for a moment. "And I hope to thunder not one 'em will ever grow," he added, in a sudden gust of fury, as his wife gave a little squeal of joy, and darted toward the hall door. "Oh, James," cried Mrs.

Suburbs reproachfully, "how can you always be brutally indifferent to everything take an interest in?" New York Times. ONE DEAD, TEN HURT FROM MINE ACCIDENT. Miners Near Paso Robles Caught Un der Tons of Rock. SAN LUIS cave-in at the Klau quicksilver mine, twenty miles north of Paso Robles, occurred result of which one man was killed and ten others were badly hurt. The men had been working in an open cut, following the ledge of ore.

Seeing place unsafe, Foreman Bagley or dered the men out to blast the overhanging rocks and dirt. The man killed was named Dunstan. PORTLAND, Or. George W. Allen, who Is reputed to be heir to a large fortune in Honolulu, was sentenced io serve two years and a half in the penitentiary for forgery.

Allen came here about two months ago, and was convicted of passing a check for $28 on a local bank. Allen's defense was that he was looking for money from Honolulu under the name of J. H. Ravekeers, the one signed to the check. HONOLULU.

George W. Allen, who was sentenced to serve two and one-half years in the Oregon penitentiary for forgery, was the adopted son of S. C. Allen, a multi-millionaire of this city, who died ten days ago. The will of the millionaire bequeaths to the son but a single dollar.

From the time of his adoptipn until a few years ago Captain George Allen, as he was familiarly known, was lavishly provided for by his foster father, but a too generous supply of money led the young man into paths of dissipation, and he went from bad to worse until his father was constrained to reduce the income of his son to a very modest measure. Then Captain Allen drifted to the Pacific Coast, where he continued his wild life, finally resorting to issuing i torged checks to pay for his extrava- gances. The father went to his rescue on these occasions, and saved the 1 scapegrace son from going to jail for his crimes. Later the father refused I to aid his son further, and the resu't is that Captain Allen will spend some time in a penitenti of criminals from the lowest walks of life. THE AGNOSTIC CORNERED.

The Rev. Washington filnrMon of. ter a lecture at Harvard, discussed with a number of students the Chris- tian religion. The students, as is sometimes the way with young men, manifested a lack of faith. They were noi asnamed of this lack, either; they seeired, on the contrary, to be nroud of it.

said a lad of 18 years, a freshman, "I am an agnostic." He spoke pompously, his hands in his pockets. He regarded narrowly the effect on Mr. Gladden of his bold words. "You are an agnostic?" said the clergyman. "I am an agnostic." "What is an agnostic?" Mr.

Gladden asked. "Tell me, won't you, just what meaning you attribute to that word?" The lad swaggered about the room. He still kept his hands in his pockets. "An agnostic," he raid, frownine- "why, an agnostic is ah a fellow a felltjw who isn't sure of anything." "How does it happen, then," asked the clergyman, "that you're sure you're an agnostic?" Mrs. Hiram Off en "That will do! You'll leave on Saturday, and you needn't bother me about a recommendation." 01 hov no intintion of givin' ye a recommindation.

Ol'Il tell the truth about ye to Ivery gurl that axes me." Philadelphia Press. I i i I 4 rancisco, Oakland, Alameda, Newark, San Jose, Los Gatos, Felton and principal way stations. Arrives dally 12:08 P. M. Sunday only 11:22 1 M.

6:15 P. M. daily except Sunday, 1:45 P. M. Sunday only, 7:15 P.

M. Sunday only for Felton, Ben Lomond, Boulder Creek. Arrive dally ex. Sunday 7:47 A. M.

fiundny only 8:57 A. M. Saturday only 8:05 P. V..