Ironwood Daily Globe from Ironwood, Michigan • Page 9

1975 PAGE 9 The WpJlRY CLINIC By DR. GEORGE W. CRANE i a "meflop'ausal madness," And it isn't her new lover's sexual prowess that has made her desert her husband and 3 daughters! No; it is the selfish ego inflation she enjoys at thinking she still has erotic charisma. CASE D-G63: Betty aged 39, has gone sexually berserk! "Dr. Crane," her worried husband began, "we have been happily married for 20 years.

"And have 3 daughters, all in Junior and Senior High School. "But a year ago, my firm gave me a sales territory that keeps me out ot town from Monday till Friday night. "Meanwhile, Betty decided Ehe wanted to get a job, since all our children are now In school. "So she started working for a smooth talking business executive whose wife had divorced him recently because of his affairs with other women, "Betty insisted that he was really a fine man and defended him against those sexual accusations. "But last month, she deserted Polly's Pointers By POLLY CRAMER DEAR POLLY My Pet Peeve is with the makers of baby clothes.

Why, oh why, do they make baby slacks so sjiort from the, waist to the crotch? That is where more' room is needed tb allow for tho diaper baby wears. A the charged for such clothes you would think they would a better MRS. J.K. DEAR POLLY 'l want tb tell H.L.C. how I mark a hem in a dress with no outside help.

If the dress-is too long find one in your closet thai Is tho correct length and slip that garment over the one lo be hemmed. Havo both on a hanger and be sure the tops and seams are even. Hang ovei a door or elsewhere and make your hemline by pinning or marking along the bottom ol the shorter hemline. Pin up the new hem and sew. It should be jusl right.

The same can IB done with pants. MRS. K.W.S. DEAR POLLY and MRS H.L.C. Ii too, must mark most of my own hems so I bought a skirt marker that uses a while powder for the marking and is make to clamp on the edge of a door.

Once I got this at the right level I made a small mark on the door to indi cale where I should clamp on the marker. When I want to hem a dress I put it on am use this marker, pin up thi hem, put the dress back on am check its evenness in the mir This works very well for me. DIDI. DEAR POLLY My Poinlei Is for those who are terriftet when washing their good crysta and other large and delicate pieces. Before filling the sin! with soap and water place heavy terry cloth towel so tha it covers the bottom of the sink This eliminates the worry breaking dishes from knocking, them against the bottom of the sink.

Do be careful not to strike item against the faucet. Yoi feel much safer as you do no hear that expensive glasswar clinking in the sink. MRS H.N.H. me and the girls, moving into a lilfle apartment of her own. "For she listened to the sweet alk of her boss and now has become his concubine.

"She seems an entirely differ- mt person, Dr. Crane, and as mpcrvious to reason as is the chronic dope addict or alcoholic. 'Even the welfare of our 3 daughters doesn't seem to influence her. "For 1 have lold her I'd lake ler back and overlook her living with her boss. "But still she refuses, though ve had always been a happy amily until this recent affair.

So what's the matter with Bet anyway?" MENOPAUSAL MADNESS This is a classical case ol what we term menopausal madness! Until this "Worry Clinic" be- jan exposing such a malady in he hundreds of cities where it las been appearing in daily newspapers, million of women went somewhat berserk as they faced their 40th birthday! For they were victims of a widespread but fallacious notion the effect (hat (he menopause would stop a woman's physical appeal to the opposite sex. In fact, it even upsels many wives in their 20s or 30s, who lad their wombs removed by surgery, as for fibroids or cancer. the womb (uterus) is 'not primarily a sweetheart organ at all but is excess baggage on a woman's sexual ana- lomy. Like the vermiform which can' be surgically exeisec without any disruption of your enjoyment of food, so the uterus can-also be removed or stop its at the. age of 45 yet still'leave a.worn an a thrilling and thrillable wife! if you women absolutely believe the false notion that the womb is the barometer of your sexual appeal to the opposite sex, then you can go as berserk as Betty in today's case.

For Betty has involuted th. point where she is concerned with herself and-her own "in nards" more than the welfare of her 3 daughters or her hus band's devotion. She Is like many girls- whj also succumb to the .129 Panic which hits unmarried womei when they realize 'their nex birthdayis Number 30. "Why, Crane," they often moan, "I'll then be on the shelf! "So I better lower my moral standards and see what life is like before it Often a wife like Betty wakes up a few years later to the fool she has made of herself. But if she has meanwhile divorced her husband and -lost the affection 'of her children, she becomes a cynical sexual discard of her temporary lover who soon jilts her anyway for a younger concubine.

Send for my booklet "Menopausal Disturbances and Extro- vertive Hobbies," enclosing a long stamped, return envelope, plus 25 cents. (Always write to Dr. Crane In care of The Ironwood Daily enclosing a long stamped, addressed envelope and 25 cents to cover typing and printing costs when you send for one of his booklets.) CONFIRMATION CLASS The rite of confirmation was administered at First Lutheran Church, Wake field, by the Rev. Wayne Kuusislo, Confirmands shown above from the left, arc: First row--Carolyn Kivi, Leslie Hill, Celia Creger, Ryan Koivu and Brian Tibaldo; second row--Janel Haukkala, Judith Velin, James Makela, Lisa Shaffer, Karen Kahila and Pastor Kuusisto; third row-Jack Johnson, Michael Hautala and Randy Pikka. Following the service certificates were presented by PastorKimsisto; crosses by James Dean, the con- firmands' Sunday morning teacher, and copies of "The Way," (the Living Bible), given by Forrest Pikka, on behalf of the Lutheran Church Men ot tlie congregation.

(Ronnie's Camera Shop Photo) Minneapolis, visited Ins mother, visited Mrs. Eva Sell over a and Carey Mehls, Wausau, spent a day with Mrs. Frank Tomaler. Edward Paitl AlvhvZach, the Rev. Dean POLLY'S PROBLEM DEAR POLLY We hav no desk space to speak of hu much paper work to do.

I would like to know how we can organize our papers with no desk or drawer space. We cannot afford a desk at this time. -EMMA. DEAR EMMA At a junk yard or garage sale you might find two saw horses and a plain flush dcor, put the door across 11)0 saw horses and you have a desk that could be painted any desired color. A piece of heavy plywood mighl be used instead of the door.

Two-drawer floorboard files can.be bought very inexpensively. I bought one at a discount store, pasted tortoise shell patterned paper to the drawer fronts (the rest was painted black) and have found it has worked well for over 10 years. Such a file is about end table height and could substitute for a table if space is limited and such a table is needed. This holds carcdboard file folders and would accommodate all the papers any average would have. POLLY.

family Bruce Crossing Briefs Recent callers at the. home of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Nousiainen and family were his parents, Mr. and Mrs.

IXH Nousiainen, Iromvood, and Mrs. Cora Niemi and daughters Chassell. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Aho spent a day at the home of her niece's family, the Bruce Pihlajas, Bessemer.

Mr. and Mrs. George Virt and sons, Green Bay, spent a weekend here visiting Mrs. Virt's parents, Mr. and Mrs.

Isaac Mukka, and her brother and sister-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Albert Mukka, and other relatives. Miss Arleno Illikainen, Ishpeming, is visiting here at the home of her brother-in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs.

Marvin Linna, and their sons, Scott and Chad. Mr. and Mrs. Sulo Wuori, Orofino, Idaho, and Mr. and Mrs.

Waino Wuori, Pelkie, visited at the homes of Mr. and Mrs. Wilbeft Wuori and Mr. and Mrs. Aliert Mukka.

The Muk- kas and Sulo Wuoris visited Crystal Falls'at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wally Kinnunen. Lillian Hanson and Martha Koskela were business callers in Hancock-and Calumet. We Wish Everyone A Happy And Safe Memorial Day Weekend.

FOR APPOINTMENT IMAL 032-0221. EXCLUSIVE BUI 1 NOT EXPENSIVE 'Charm" i Above iha Metropolitan In). Co. Office on Suffolk SI. i'j Bucheger and Joe Messich attended the state convention of (he Knights of Columbus at Superior.

Mr. and Mi's. David. Schoch and Airs. Ted Schoch and Mar- joryi spent a Donald Willerth and Willer'th homes, North Lake, 111., and attended the wedding of -Everett Wilier In to Donna Giammarriesco.

He is the son the Warren Willerths. Daniel Willerth, son of the Donald Wil- lerths, graduated from- the Northern University of Illinois. While there they also at the Bernard Willerths. The Wil- lerths all are former residents of Glidden. Joe Eineichner went to Iron and was companied home by his wife who had been visiting her sister, Mrs.

Josaphine Bcsscy. Mr. and Mrs. Larry Hein and daughter, Jody, Mr. and Mrs.

Ron Hammer, and daughter, Lisa, Mr. and Mattson, Duluth, spent a day at the Ptonald Rein home. Mr. and Mrs. Eldon Pellett spent a weekend with their daughter, Mrs.

George Kerr, and her sons. Minneapolis. They were accompanied home by their grandson, Jason Kerr. Mr. and Mrs.

R. E. Halfield, Hillsboro, spent a week at their cabin. Mrs. A.

Connick and Ray Wallisch, Chicago spent a week at the Tony Seme and Jake Wallisch homes. Mr. and Mrs. John Stangel, Wesl Bend, spent a week ai their cabin on Pelican Lake. Mr.

and Mrs. Francis Harl and Mrs. Delores Kempt atlend- ed the graduation of their daughter, Mrs. Barbara Hart Kempf, who received her bachelor's degree in science business education at the University of Wisconsin Eau Claire. Mr.

and Mrs. Richarc Druschke attended gradua- ion at the University of Wisconsin River Falls. Their son Tom, received a bachelor of sci ence degree in Secondary Edu cation. Tom is a math major and has his minor in physics. Mr.

and Mrs. Clarence Rhine- granz, Milwaukee, spent a weekend with her mother, Mrs. Hannah Lucas. Mr. and Mrs.

Jerry Dexter and his parents, Monona, visited Mrs. Dexter's parents, the George Carlsons. Mrs. Eldore Kiefer returned from Milwaukee and Oshkosh where she spent two weeks with her children. Mr.

and Mrs. Bill Gross and children, Oshkosh, visited Mrs. Gross' mother here. Mr. and Mrs.

Ed Pahl, Onalaska, spent a weekend at their cabin here. Betsy McClaire, Duluth, spent a weekend here with her parents, the Steve McClaires. The Roland Thimm family, Merrill, and the Kenneth Thimm family, Superior, spent a weekend here with the Armond Thimms and Ihe Kenneth Thimms and also visited the Martin Eders. Gladys Kandutch, i a and Clarence Einoichnor, Detroit, visited Iheir mother, Mrs. Elsie Eineichner, a patient at the Park Falls hospital, and other relatives.

Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Henn and sons, Gary and 2fark, and their friends, Kevin and Craig Lll lage, Black Creek, spent a weekend at a cabin here. SPRING FRUIT JAM A delightful combination of rhu barb, fresh strawberries and canned pineapple. Put Springtime in Jam By CECILY BROWNSTONE Associated Press Food Editor No do.ubt about It.

Not since grandmother's day. lias there been so much intere'st' in "putting up" foods. The craft renaissance has helped bring this about. Now through May, when rhubarb is in its peak season, is the time to consider putting up Spring Fruit Jam in which rhu- Potomac Jottings News Service WASHINGTON Sen. obert Griffin, R-Traverse City, eiorates his office with the orks of talented young artists Michigan.

The president of tho Michigan rt Education Association elects 25 pieces from art by chool children on subjects hleh they tliink would bo ap- ropriato for the senator's of- ce. It's not really a contest," aid Griffin staffer Sherry Lnn- rus, "but Uio children whoso ork is chosen re ally-get exiled. They get an autographed Ichiro of Ihc senator standing Ihcir painting." "Constituents love 11," Sherry aid. "They enjoy looking at all pictures and often find one one by a child they know." The project is going into Its lird year and Is due lo receive first set of paintings with theme the bicentennial. At the head table reception ollowing the While House Cor- espondents' dinner there was ome tension in the nir.

President and Mrs. Ford, 'aria Hills, the Secretary ol lousing and Urban Develop- lent and Rep. Margaret Hcck- cr, were among the ucsts congratulating the organ- first woman president Men Thomas. But entertainer Danny Tlio lias (not related to Helen, tor ilso Lebanese) had laced his ict with a number of jokes aimed at women, beginning 'One thing that bugs mo is the vomen's liberation movement Betty Ford had looked do i expressionless hroughout tho performance, bu was gracious to Thomas at the cception. Rep.

Heckler snid, "He's jus he wrong generation. I felt sor for him." "I'll buy your papers am lave you both fired," Thomas roared when two women re iprters asked his reaction to flu u'ssing that had greeted sow of his jokes. "This brought the comedian' daughter, Mario, to Ills rescue 'He's just kidding, girls," sin said. Continue boiling, stirring oftei until mixture begins to hold its shape in a spoon 35 to 45 Remove from heat; skim. Ladlo into clean hot preserving jars leaving 'A-inch headspace.

Seal immediately according to jar manufacturer's directions. Process in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes. Cool on a wire rack. La- i bel and store in a cool dry barb is combined with Makcs about 9 one )ia With more gas available tour ists are flocking to Washinglo in greater numbers this year And since the city depends the tourism for about a ha a billion dollars in annu revenue, it is cause for loc rejoicing. For those who plan to vis however, it is eaiisc for co cern.

"Make reservations oa ly," is the general admonitio: The popular Smithsonian Ii stituUon and the Lincoln Mcmc berries and pineapple. This jam is delicious; when we made it and gave away most of our yield, the recipients lauded it. The recipe calls for processing in a boiling water bath because the U.S. Agricultural Research Service now recommends tiiis procedure for jams in order to protect their quality. SPRING FRUIT JAM 2 pounds rhubarb 1 quart basket or 2 pint baskets strawberries 20-ounce can crushed pineapple, undraincd 16-ounce bottle light corn syrup 6 cups sugar Cut off the leaves and trim the stem end of the rhubarb stalks.

Slice stalks into 14-inch pieces; turn into a large sauce- pot. Rinse, hull and crush strawberries; add to rhubarb with pineapple, corn syrup and sugar. Over medium beat bring to a boil, stirring constantly. pint jars. Winchester Briefs Chairman Roger Coldagclli and deputy zoning administrator, Charles Bolek, attended a wetlands protection hearing ai.

Eagle River. Coldagelli also attended a session sponsored by the University of Wisconsin at Minocqua. The session was on Wisconsin liquor and tavern licenses. Guests, of tho Daryl Mayen- scheim; were Pam Barlcls and Peggy Bower, Richfield, Karla Van Drunen, Brownsville, and Jenny Overland, Bloomington, Minn. The girls conducted a worship service at Manilowish Waters Community Church.

Mrs. Ruth McElrone, chairman of the Cancer Crusade, reported $93 donated by May 5. Specials For This Week Memorial Day: INSPECTED' SIDES QUARTERS cut 8e wrapped for your freezer ROUND STEAK 1,29 COLBY CHEDDAH CHEESE 1,10 lb Full Una of COPPER COUNTRY SAUSAGE will ha In Friday WE ACCEPT FEDERAL FOOD STAMPS SUPERIOR PACKING GO. N. IAKE Ironwood Township Ph.

bellwethers ot tourism re, have-. recorded huge Incases in visitors during Janary, February and March. Traffic volume In the city is 11 per.cent over lliis lime year. A spokeswoman for National Park Service, said 25 per cent increase in tour- expected this year. In 76, the Bicentennial year, ark officials expect at least 35 ulllon visitors, almost double 19 million tourists who sited Hie capital last year.

Actor James Whllmore, who lays Harry Truman in "Give 3m Hell, Harry," a recent pro- uclion at Washington's historic orri's theater, has become a opular luncheon picst. During 10 such affair, Whilmorc clis- osed that while ho was a slu- cnt at Yale his football coach as Gerald Ford. Whatever becomes of tclovl- on detective Joe Mamiix, lie as tho support of the White onsc. Vice President Rockefeller, pon hearing that CBS planned i cancel the show, commented lat it was Ids favorite. At a Republican leadership iceting.

Sen. Hugh Scott, twilled Rockefeller when complained that television showing America's hu- manilarian efforts and said the etworks should show some- ling other than "Mannix." President Ford then com- icnlert (hat he, too, watched ic show and Scott admitted at he was not unfamiliar with "Perhaps we should form a ro-Mannlx group," Ford said. 3ut the way the networks view iiggasiions from (lie While louse, that might spell the end or the TV detective. Band Concert Is Thursday The annual Iroiwood -Area Grade Schools spring band concert will be presented at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the Luther L.

Wright High School gymnasium, Appealing on the program will be the beginning, cadet and honor bands. Under the direction ot Clyde L. Gasparlek, tha three bands will perform a wide variety of music. Highlighting the concert will bo tho honor band's performance of 'the selections it prepared for the district festival at Ashland. Another feature will be "Shimmering Flutes," a colorful ensemble performed by (ho honor band's entire flute section.

Lively rock music will be played by the beginning and cadet bands. A number of awards also will be presented. Medals will be presented to bajid members who performed for the Ashland solo and ensemble festival April 12. The honor band music scholarship for attending summer band camp will be awarded fo the eighth grader who has contributed DIG most to the band program. Tho public is invited to attend.

Free will donations to help support the scholarship program will be accepted at the close of the concert. NAPPY SUNDHESS Denim is everywhere this car, contrary to fashion predictions that said its lime had passed. Try a coverall style sundress. Wear it with a shirt low and wllh just your tan later the summer. Globe Wnnt Ads Reach More Mian 10,000 Homes Every Night CARD OF THANKS 1 wish )o thank, friends, neighbors, relatives and coworkers for cards gifts and flowers that 1 received while a patient at Grand View Hospital, Special thanks to Dr.

Gallo, Father Bracket and Nurses and staff. Norma Evsich CARD OF THANKS Wo extend our sincere thanks anrt appreciation to our friends, neighbors and relatives for (he kindness and sympathy shown us during Ihc illness and death of our beloved husband, father nnd grandfather, Frank (Bud) Humann. We especially wish lo thank the Rev. Donald Fus for his many visits, his comforting words, and prayers; the organist nnd soloist, the pallbearers, those who sent flowers, cards, and monetary gilts; those who offered their cars and the drivers; and lo the women ot the St. Luke's Ladles Aid who served the lunch.

We especially wish to thank Dr. Santinl and the staff of Infant Hospital. Your kind deeds will never bo forgotten, The Frank Humann Family Fresh LAKE SUPERIOR TROUT Choice, Boneleit CHUCK ROAST $119 Elliott's SMOKED PICNICS Jb Homorhade BRATWURST $129 Homemade SALAMINI lb $1,29 Homemade POTATO SAUSAGE 99c COLBY CHEESE Dixlo, While Paper Plates 10P0kc3 Kingjford Charcoal FRESH, HOT AIL DAY THURS. CORNISH or REGULAR Please Call Orders In by 4 p.m. California Head Lettuce 29c ea.

Get4Mu9sFreel! Folger's CWI 38-01. btl. Del Monto Catsup Spin Blend Salad Dressing SATURDAY, 10 A.M. fiokfld Ham Loaf 1.29 Barbecued Spareribs IB. 1.29 STUFFED ROAST CHICKEN U.S., No.

I White Potatoes 10i bag 69c California Navel Oranges 2 0 89c Bakery Specials For The Big Holiday Weekend! APPLE 6 for 69c Assorted DANISH ROLLS. 6 or 69e Glaztd Cuitard or ANGEL FOOD CAKES Jack's FOOD SHOP BEER-WINE-CUBE ICE TO TAKE 0UT! 428 Mdeod IRONWOOD 1.