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THE BRATTLEBORO, DAILY REFORMER, WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, 1953 'SocfCci- dents or burns from such causes. One guest suffered a heart attack and was taken to the home of Helen Plimpton, nurse, and was under care for several hours. One feature planned for the parade did no occur. A grandfather was to drive a 1906 Cadillac, a father a 1926 and a son a 1951 Cadillac. The 1951 car refused to start.

The 1926 arrived too late but the 1906 was ready action. Career Opportunity FOR TWO HIGH TYPE SALESMEN Men or women 25 to 60 years of age to act as oar special representative in Brattleboro and surrounding area. Must be neat dresser, fluent talker, and aggressive. Previous selling experience desire able but not essential. Car necessary.

Success guaranteed to those who qualify. For an appointment write or call Agency Rm. 324, Gryphon Building, Rutland, Vt. Tel. Rutland CLOSED FOR VACATION JULY 6 THRU JULY 12 WARNING The legal voters of the Town of Marlboro and the Town -School District of Marlboro are hereby notified and warned to meet at the Community Rooms in a special Town Meeting and Town School District Meeting to he held in Marlboro, on Saturday, July 11, 1953, at 6:30 oclock p.

Eastern Standard Time (7:30 D.S.T.) to act on the following articles, to wit: Article 1. To see if the Town School District will authorize the School Directors to use a sura of money, not in excess of for the purpose of securing specifications and working drawings for a proposed School Building and appropriate the same from the permanent school building fund. Article 2. To transact any other legal business that may come before the meeting. Dated June 22, 1953.

Received for record June 22, 1953 at' 9:30 a. and duly recorded in Book 4 Page 26 of Town Records. HAROLD F. WHITNEY, BERNARD GREENWOOD, RICHARD H. HAMILTON, Selectmen.

A British oceanographic ship has determined that the Mariana Trench, southwest of Guam, is feet deep. ter. Miss Dorothy Rowland of Springfield, were at their home on Cross Street from Friday to Monday. Accompanied by Mrs. Grace Rhodes, they went Saturday evening to see the display of fireworks at Londonderry.

Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence W. Wild of MalveTne, N. came last week to spend a few weeks with their son, Edward Wild, and family.

Miss Beverly Graham, accompanied by Miss Ann Badger, returned last week from Youngstown, where she had been a guest two weeks of Mis? Badger. Newfane Grange will meet Wednesday evening, July 8. At the L. H. Higgins store are several pie and cake plates from the Ladies Aid food sale.

Out-of-town guests at the Gunzin-ger-Brooks wedding were: Charles Gunzinger, Brattleboro; Miss Mary and Miss Ruth Endres, New York; Cornelia and Hazel Hoffman, Oter-well Lomax, Roger Hoffman and Harold Endres, New Jersey; Robert Jefts, Connecticut and friends from Hinsdale, N. Townshend, Wardsboro, Brattleboro, Jamaica, and DummCrston. AUCTION very, very favorite joke. Its about a mother bragging to some other ladies about her little boy, Joey. He helped her dry the dishes, ate all his food (even spinach), made his own bed, never cried, always went to bed on time, made the highest grades, and everybody in his school just loved him.

IS MY Joey a good boy? said the mother. Not only that. He is only eight years old, and every Wednesday he goes to the psychiatrist all by himself! The fat man laughed aloud, and the little girl, pleased, said: Dont you know a joke to tell me? Just one? Dredging deep in his memory, the fat man said: Okay, lets play house. Play house? she puzzled. Yes, play house, said the fat man triumphantly.

You be the door-r-and Ill slam you! Y-y-you be the door, she screamed in glee, A-a-nd Ill slam you! Oh, thats a wonderful one! Wait until I tell that one at school. Worn out with joy, she sat silently looking at' the saa for a moment. Then she rose, turned her small freckled face to him and said earnestly: I have to go now. You knpw I wish you were a rancher. Youre youre human.

Then she galloped away, horsetail flying, leaving behind her a fat man who yearned less to be a rancher than he did to be 41 years old again. BRATTLEBORO ROOFING and SHEET METAL COMPANY 154 ELLIOT ST. TELEPHONE 593-W Effectively Relieves ITCHY SKIN RASH Gef blessed relief now from itchy, skin rash faster, surer, safer. If you sufferOrom eczema, psoriasis, athletes foot, pimples, ringworm, or other externally caused skin and scalp irritations anywhere from head to toe Wonder Salve relieves itching promptly, destroys most bacteria on contact, soothes irritation, and promotes healing. Wonder Salve is white, greaseless, odorless does not show or stain.

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SELL WARDSBORO The display of pictures by artists of southern Vermont was apre-ciated as over 250 paid admission to enter Ye Olde Barn. The Vermont Year Book credits Wardsboro with a population of 377. It is estimated that the Fourth of July parade was witnessed by about seven times that number. Owing to the restriction on use of explosives on the Fourth, the first aid station reported no acci- NEWFANE AUCTION SALE OF ANTIQUES Consisting of glass, furniture, Currier and Ives prints, Staffordshire China, etc. Consignment from Mr.

Bert G. Perry shop located in Rochester and Randolph, on account of ill health and for the convenience of the public, the following goods described in part will be consigned and sold at 77 Arch Keene, N. on Friday, July 10th, starting at 10 a.m.. Remember Friday, July 10 at 77 Arch Keene The furniture (mostly in the rough) William and Mary highboy (English), maple highboy Queen Anne base, cherry and other slant top desks, a number of chests, two sets of chairs and other odd chairs, schoolmaster desk, butterfly table, mirrors, dropleaf tables and stands. An unusually nice lot of glass consisting of bellflower, ivy, loop and dart, inverted fern, in sets and odd lots, cup plates, compotes, flips, lacy sandwich, a lot of early fluid and other lamps, decanters, steins, Currier and Ives prints, large and medium (some of noted horses) and other subjects, figurines, bric-a-brac, old china, some historical plates and other desirable pieces.

This will be a sale you wont want to miss. DAVID A. PERRY, Guardian of BERT G. PERRY Est. Randolph Center, Vt.

James A. HaU, Auctioneer, Keene, N. assisted by Richard W. Withington, Hillsboro, N. H.

The First Church building committee will serve luncheon. In Village of Londonderry, Vt. Route 11. THURSDAY, JULY 9 10 A.M. At Residence of Clyde Adams at Having kep house for over 60 years, I have decided to break up housekeeping; so will sell my household effects, along with some of my son-in-laws, Clyde Adams, consisting in part of the following: FURNITURE and CROCKERY China cabinet, dishes, glassware, mirrors, sideboard, dresser, commode, 2 end tables, quantity straight and rocking chairs, 3 piece living room set, tables, stands, washing machine, table and kerosene lamps, piano, pictures and frames, iron beds complete, kitchen utensils, jugs, crocks, overstuffed divan and 2 chairs, fireplace set and screen, copper wash boiler, etc.

Also wool jackets, pants, shirts. TOOLS and GUNS Double barrel shotgun, .22 rifle, 30-30 Marlin rifle with scope. Carpenters Tool chest and tools, post drill, anvil, platform scales, carpenters pulp and crosscut saws, garden tools, some of which are brand new, apple boxes, farm harnesses, one-horse sled, garden cultivator, several ladders and a few old pieces such as 100-year-old blanket chest, 100-year-old spice cabinet, 2 drop-leaf tables, coffee grinder, iron kettles, etc. Lunch served by the Am. Legion Aux.

Terms Cash. Sale Positive. Sale will be held under tent with chairs for all. Come rain or shine. MRS.

W. L. TENNEY, C. H. ADAMS, i Owners.

Eddie Morrill, Auctioneer, Charlestown, N. H. 79-11. WANTED! CARPENTERS APPLY AT JOBSITE New Rockingham Hospital BELLOWS FALLS, VT. -S' MacMILUN COMPANY By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK UP) The fat man leaned back in the resort chair and looked out across the calm and peaceful sea.

He was thankful he was all alone and could idly wonder about little things such as, how many waves at that very moment wrinkled the ocean between him and England. A thousand? A million? Maybe two million? Who cared? The next second a small, bare-kneed girlof about 11 galloped up, her horsetail hair flying behind her and collapsed into the chair beside him. The fat man closed his eyes, hoping she would go away, but when he opened them again she was staring at him, broodingly. Are you a rancher? she asked. No indeed, said the fat man, with a feeling of intense satisfaction.

Why? Because if Im going to live on a ranch. I have to find a rancher to marry, said the girl. Im simply crazy about horses. Horses are more human. Dont you think Im human? asked the fat man.

Silence. He glanced over, and the little girl politely looked away. The fat man felt crushed. SUDDENLY, the girl leaped up, ran four times up and down the walk and collapsed again into her chair, panting. Your father planning on entering you in the Kentucky Derby next year? asked the fat man.

No, silly, Im training. At our school during recess the girls all chase the boys and catch them. We dont kiss them. We just throw them down and sit on them. I see.

All the girls chase Jimmy Flint. Hes the most popular boy in school. But some of the bigger girls can run faster than I can, and when I catch up theres no room for me to sit on Jimmy. Thats why Im training. I see.

Why is this Jimmy so popular? Hes human. That word again! The fat man felt blue. Do you know why the moron put his father in the ice box? the girl asked. You dont? Why are all men so dumb anyway? He put his father in the ice box because he liked cold pop. Get it? Heres another: Why did the moron cut off his fingers? Give up? Because he wanted to learn shorthand! THE LITTLE girl shook her horsetail and laughed, and said: I just love horses and jokes and riddles.

Heres a riddle: What is black and white and red all over? Pooh, said the fat man. That had whiskers on it w'hen I was in kindergarten. I know the answer. Its a newspaper. Oh, no it isnt.

A newspaper is black and white and r-e-a-d all over. I asked you whats black and white and r-ed all over. This is brand new. Give up? Well, I dont know whether I will or not, said the fat man. Oh, please do! I cant wait.

Its really a good one. Okay, I give up. What is it? An embarrased zebra! She laughed so hard the fat man had to chuckle, too. He asked her if she made good grades in school, and she ducked the question by replying: Oh, that reminds me about my WANTED You may be selling at present, or a carpenter, machinist or store clerk. If you wish to get ahead we have the job" you are looking for.

We will show you how you can earn $100 a week on your first week. You must be neat, honest and able to furnish good references. CAR IS ESSENTIAL Apply Box 61 Care Doily Reformer SHOP IN 4 BRATTLEBORO Firing of a few fire crackers and the ringing of the church bell ushered in the glorious Fourth: The day was a very quiet one with no observance except the display of flags. Miss Marjorie B. Eames left Sunday afternoon for Burlington where she will take a six-week course at the University of Vermont.

Miss Mary Robinson was in charge of the guest book at the Gunzinger-B rooks wedding Friday. Sgt. Albert Gunzinger returned Monday to Fort Devens, after spending a three-day furlough with his family and attending the wedding of his brother. He expects to receive his discharge Wednesday. Ransom Rhoades will observe his 90th birthday this week Wednesday at the home of Mrs.

Emma Rowe, where he has lived for about three years. He enjoys good health and is able To work in the garden and walk up street occasionally, Mrs. George Fleming and children, Sandra and Robert, left Monday on a two-week trip to Ohio. Albert Thompson was admitted to Brattleboro Memorial Hospital Sunday and underwent an operation Monday. The second in the series of programs for the benefit of the Windham County Historical Society will be held at the museum Friday evening at 8 oclock.

Elmer Beroigof Brattleboro, antique car fancier, will be the guest speaker. The Newfane Garden Club will hold its July meeting Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. P. D. Sherman, Townshend.

Members are reminded that articles for the sales table are to be brought to and wrapped at this meeting. A benefit entertainment, On Stage America-, will be presented at the town hall in Townshend this week Thursday and Friday evenings by West River Valley Post, American Legion. Many local young people are included in the cast. Tickets are on sale at Newfane Store. Mr.

and Mrs. Clifford Rowland of Waterbury, and their daugh- AUCTION THURSDAY NITE 7:30 P.M. JUNE 9 AUCTION BARN, VERNON ROAD End tables (new), coffee tables (new), used washing machine 'perfect condition), Thor cabinet type mangle (per-tect), chairs, rockers, grass rug 27 by baby hi-chair (new), cabinet maker's wall type tool chest (nice), solid pine bench 44-in. long, bathroom lavatory, 3-dr. pine chest (new), large bevel edged mirror, electric flat iron, waffle iron, crocks, marble top stand, pine chests, misc.

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