The Osage County Chronicle from Burlingame, Kansas • Page 11

THE- 03A0C- COTJIiSV CIEOIIICL2 7EURALGIA DOTSaEOflS ES Juice Lemon flifoMlj rm4P by local applications as thty eacaot rcch tb 6isased portion -of thr. Is enly one way to cur mnd that im tsy remeif. 2IALL3 CATARIUI ilCDICINQ actJ through tft Blood cn tba Mucous Surface a cr the System. Catarrh! Deaf cssa caused by fcn -conciilon pf th Briton Conquers Bees. There-is at leasCone man In England whose -nerves hare 'not been budged by the war.

He, was bicycling iron Newton Pag-nell recently when a swarm of bees settled, on hi3 hat He alighted calmly and impersonated a lamp post until Hj beeman came and hived the bees. The stolid hero was not Fc ccjckresulis ruains roreaesa end Tesples with 1 amw. vrr NEW PRICES 30? 60? $1.20 5 Old English Holidays. In the list of old English holidays Candlemas was February 2, the date on which we now look for the groundhog to forecast the weather, and Old Candlemas, February which Is now observed at St. Valentine's day.

5. For Freckles GIrfs! Make beauty lotion at home for few cents. Try It! Squeex4 tbe juice of two' lemons Into a bottle containing- three ounces of orchard -white, shake well, and you have quarter pint of the best freckle, sunburn and tan lotion, and complex-Ion whitener, at Tery, very small cost. Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter rtll supply three ounces of orchard white for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fragrant lotion Into the neck, arms and hands and see how freckles, sunburn and tan disappear and bow clear, soft and white the skin becomes.

Yes! It Is harmless. Adr, No Regard for NothlnV Not content with smashing records and Huns, the American soldiers are even going so far as to upset the laws of natural, dynamics puttin the push in Yank. A. H. Wasgatt, seventy-two, has retired after 44 years as keeper of Prospect Harbor, lighthouse.

Leo Kreutzinger, German spy respect, was named in connection with the post office bomb explosion when it was learned that an exact duplicate container of the bomb found, in the Federal Building was discovered in a secret hiding place of Kreutzingers in Chicago. 44v 4 Spanish influenza now has made its appearance in at least twenty-five army camps over the country. The surgeon general's office announced the total number of cases has increased to 20,211. "l-. Declaring- that production of petroleum has reached a critical stage and that the future, supply is threatened by the proposed war tax.on petroleum producers, Henry L.

Doherty, chairman of the taxation committee of the National. Petroleum War Service Commission, has appealed for a further revision of the tax, 4 4 4 Industrial honor pennants, a new development In Liberty loan campaigning, will be awarded to all establishments which show that 75 per cent of their employes have subscribed to the Fourth Liberty loan. 4 4 Archbishop John Ireland of the St Paul diocese of the Roman Catholic church, seriously ill, still was in a very grave condition, his physicians said. The Rev. Thomas Welch, secretary to the archbishop, said it was doubtful if he lives, forty-eight hours.

't 4 Joseph Pulitzer, editor of the St. Louis Post-Dlspatch and director of the New York World Corporation, has been enrolled in the aviation training school at Great Lakes Naval Training Station at Chicago. 4- 4 4 The price of natural gas to Oklahoma City domestic consumers will be increased six and one-half cents a thousand cubic feet October 1. Southwest. United States Senator Thomas P.

Gore was not invited to address the Democratic state convention at Oklahoma City. Senator Gore at one time was on the floor of the convention. He came, he said, at; the invitation of the chairman of the Democratic state campaign committee. 4 4" 4 D. E.

Herschelman, former mayor of Yon. Can't Eat Meat 100 Mies Away io Caotopip' ASTORIA to a harmless substitute for Caster Q3, Paregoric, Drops snd Soothing Syrups. It is plessant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its te is its gear cnted.

For more than thirty years it baa been in constant use for tha reiki of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic end Diarrhoea; allaying Feverish ness arising therefrom, and by regaktSrg ths and BoTrcb, aids tha assimilation of Food; siving beslthy end sstsral sleep. Tht Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind Yon Have Always BoughLend which hss been ia cs fcr over SO years, has borne the signature cf Chas. H. Fletcher, ancl has been mads under his personal supervision since its infancy.

Allow no onato deceive you in this. Ail Counterfeits, Imitations and 4Jia3-God" are bnt Ezperimenta that trifle with and endanger the health cf Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. Oennino Castoria always bears the signatere of ItZyX 1 1 Introducing the Yumka." The officiating minister at the Welsh chapel in the hills was of. English ex traction, but he did his best with, the Welsh names in the intimation given to him to read from the pulpit. This was the conclusion of his announce ment: "And, dear friends, on Friday night there will be the usual meeting of the Yumka." The congregation was mystified as to the identity of the Yumka all except the author of the document, who knew he had written M.

C. London Chronicle. Australia's manufacture of motorcar bodies has received enormous impetus from the war. A brush, comb, mirror and electric tight are combined in a new toilet set that can be carried in a pocket. Preparing meat is only a part of Swift Company's usefulness.

The finest meat in the world wouldn't do you any good one hundred miles away from your table. Swift Company efficiency has made it possible to place complete lines of products in the smallest and most remote communities. To be sure the work is done well Swift Company, through its branch houses and car routes, brings the meat to the retail dealer for you. Swift Company lays out car routes covering townsbig, little, medium size which are not served by a Swift branch house. Salesmen find out in advance what is wanted by the dealers in every town.

They are followed by refrigerator cars loaded with retailers orders, which are delivered at each town fresh, clean, and sweet once or twice each week. Swift 8c. Company operates a large number of car routes like this, from fourteen distributing plants. This 4s a necessary and natural part of the packers usefulness. It fits into the industry in an orderly, effective way.

It makes better meat cheaper from one end of the land to the other. VIRE OF THE WEEEC 4 Disaster has overtaken the Teuton over all fields. In Palestine the Turks are all but absolutely crushed; in Macedonia the Entente forces are harrying their foes and threatening them with similar disaster; in France the British and French troops slowly but surely are eating their way into the vitals of the German defensive positions. In the region between Monastir and the Vardarj the enemy troops are in full retreat before the Italians, French and Serbians, while west of Doiran the British are steadily hammering their way forward, driving the enemy northward toward the Bulgarian frontier. British troops in their drive north through Palestine already have counted 18,000 Turkish prisoners, and have collected 120 guns, besides four airplanes and a large quantity of uncounted transports, according to an official statement given out by the British war office.

American raiding parties in the Woevre penetrated the enemy's line at two points, inflicting numerous casualties and bringing back twenty-five prisoners, "says General Pershing's communique. In less than, a day General Allenby's British forces, aided by French troops and natives under the flag of the king of the Hedjas, struck the Turkish line along a front of sixteen miles and penetrated it to a depth, of nineteen miles, taking more than three thousand Turks prisoner and overrunning Ihe entire hostile defensive system. 4 Although there has been somewhat of a letup in the intensity of the fighting from the region of St. Quentin to Cambrai in the French theater, both the British and French armies have been able materially to better their positions in front of both Cambrai and St. Quentin.

If Both the British and French armies in Picardy have materially developed their plans for the eventual enveloping of St. Quentin and Cambrai. The British made further gains around Gouzeacourt and east of Epehy, while the. French, striking southeast of St. Quentin, brought the southern part of their nipper into a better position for the squeeze against the town, which daily seemingly is growing near.

4 On the Lorraine front there has been considerable mutual artillery shelling, but no big infantry engagements. raid, attempted by the Germans against General Pershing's men northwest of Pont-a-Mousson, came to naught. Washington. First steps looking to the fixing of prices for standard grades of raw cotton were taken recently by -the in the naming of two committees, one to investigate the entire cotton situation and the other to control during the period of this inquiry the distribution of cotton by purchasing all of the staple needed by the United States and the Allies at prices to be approved by the President. It 'fa Production of both bituminous and anthracite coal increased during the week ending September 14.

An announcement by the Fuel Administration placed bituminous, production at 12,692,000 net tons, an increase of 13.2 per cent, and anthracite production is estimated at 2,038 net tons, an increase of 29.1 per cent. Fire' early the other morning damaged the New Willard Hotel at Washington and sent the thousand or more guests hurrying to the street in scanty attire. In the hotel were Vice-President Marshall, several senators and other government President Wilson has- proclaimed Saturday, October 12, the 426th Anniversary of the discovery of America, as Liberty day, and called upon all citizens to celebrate it to stimulate a generous response to the Fourth Liberty loan. 7 Domestic. With about one thousand cases of a mild form of influenza at the naval training station at Great Lakes, 111., the medical authorities stated that the disease is under controL All the afflicted are in quarantine.

4 4 A xof workers quit at the Cramp Shipyard in, Philadelphia recently because they objected to baseball players, actors, pugilists and others, inexperienced in shipbuilding, be-: ing placed over them as bosses. The marketing committee ofs the American National Live Stock Association indorsed the report of the Federal Trade Commission on the meat packing industry, which advocates government control of the Chicago stock yards and government railroad control over the packers refrigerator lines. vi 4 4 4 Malting of grain for the purpose of brewing beer or near beer Is prohibited by an, order issued recently by the One Sure, "Who is back of this show?" "I don't 'know who is back of it but I know the sheriff Is In front' Should Say Not. "It's all right to pay as you go observed the almost philosopher, "but if, you have to pay 25 cents street car fare to get there and back, the chances are you won't go. Murderous.

Bell How did she cut him dead? Stell Looked daggers him. -Chicago Daily News. Wnteforlseratnresad mnrnnx lining tis ktixi .1 iiiiiii i. When this 'tube ia fcavo At rumbling sound ur Iroperftctr-bearing, ana whtn it la ntiTtlT' closed. Deafness ia thm jnHt.

Unless the animation can Wr cucea ana xuu uta restorer to itw ocr-Eaal condition, may bo estreyc 3 Xorever. Iany muses cf Deafness ara 1 try Catarrh, which is uo lan of th 1 Ttjcoos -eurf aces. IX3ULARS for any cS ct that carmot fe cut by HALXi'S CATAXtTOJ Al Drussista Cfrculare frea. 1 J. Cheney; Toledo, Ohio; His View.

"Wives are sold In the Fiji island for $5 each." "Ughr: "Shame, isn't it?" "Yes, growled the grouchy bachelor; "mere profiteerings'Louis Courier-Journal. Moyable Abode. 1 "Home is where the heart is." What if you have your heart in aa automobIle.M Louisville Courler-Jour- nal. Pliers have heen patented by an II U- rnois Inventor to split Insulation and re fcjnove it from wires neatly. He Knew Differently.

"A man cannpt serve two masters "The dickens he can't 1" interrupted Gap Johnson of Itumpus Itidge, who Is blessed with a helpmate and 14 children. "I'm serving fifteen of 'em, and doing a fair job of It" People's Home Journal. A. A. Adee, eighty, has, served 32 years as.

an assistant: secretary of state of the United States. INSTANTLY RELIEVED WITH Wation IS. Coleman, Patent D.O. Adrloa And book! fre. ZUsbesl nloienoe.

JBestsferrleea. A WEAK; BODY those stiffened joints, that backache, rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall stones, gravel, rick'dnst," etc. They are an effective remedy for all diseases of the bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied organs. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood. They frequently ward off attacks of the, dangerous and fatal diseases of the kidneys.

They have a beneficial effect and; often completely cure the diseases of the bodily organs, allied with the bladder and kidneys. If you are troubled with soreness across the loins or with aches and pains in the back take warning, it may be the preliminary indications of some dreadful malady, which can be warded off or cored if taken in time. Go to your druggist today and get a box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Money refunded if they do not help you. Three sizes.

MEDAL arc the pure, original imported Haarlem Un Capscles, Accept No Substitutes. Adv. It's Jool Acidity Tliaf Elalies Millions eicii end Sinier It's true. There-are millions of people nil over the land who are weak; nervous, all tired and dragged out. who are trying to build up their jaded nerves and "weakened bodies with drugs and stimulants; end many of them also EAT and EAT-trai afl to get anywhere bear the full amount Ct strength and Dourkb-ment out of their food, 7ojt Simply because of too macaacUta tQ etomsch supraclditj.

Ct ril cf esecsa acU. Tour stomach Is all rizht Jrat rive it cnance to work essfly and na tor ally. Tixn ee how good oa will feel your pep comes back, and your bloodwama up! Anew method truly a wosderis Hecov erycziiea r. r. 1 YOU I STO MACHS 5 1 Is positively gtxarsnteed to dear the excess add out of your stomacn and bowel, It made ia tha term of rleasant-tattla? tatleta bandy to carry axon-nd vri'Ja you.

Get a biz boxot EATON IO at. any flrcar store and see Low Quickly it bankhes tha to mediate effects of acid-stomach. Away wiih heartburn, beldhinz, food repeatlnsr, indis-tionjetc and tiieasee bowyourgeneralbeaia izaprores. Bo a grain we tea voa insfst vpon It If yoa are ailing a bf Sox EATON IO from yon drospat today. h9 cost is a triSe only tac Yo hvrm Mh la yr drarsirt.

ft sutboriza him ta absolotely gnarantee EATONIO to ires and ye emm trust fewwa ta isakt tLis good, EATON XU Ulla ia esy Uyovu i DSCJE E3 ttiBrn yon? nrtT, ar CoesnctkeepEAT ONIO.Crcp naroetJl cars jf? vu esna to jcxx 1 1 r--ir C3ivatco tc-. i I mm II. J.I'r-'-"r, Lit" 1 WEAK IODNEYS MEAN Swift Company, U. S. When you're fifty, your body begins to creak a little at the hinges.

Motion is more slow and deliberate. "Not bo young as I used to be" is a frequent said unwelcome thought, Certain bodily functions upon which good health and good spirits so much depend, are impaired. The weak spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant symptoms show themselves. Painful and annoyincr complications in other organs arise.

This ia particularly true with elderly people. If you only know how, this trouble can be obviated. For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the inconvenience and pain due to advancing years. It is a standard, old-time home remedy, and needs no introduction. It is now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules.

These are easier and more pleasant to take than the oil in bottles. Each capsule contains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you weald any pill, with a small swallow of water. They soak into the system and threw off the poisons which are making you old before your tim. They will quickly relieve Styx tj csuss of in a bad stomach seJtrrtT start Porum, was lashed thirty-two times with a blacksnake, and ordered to leave town in two hours by 150 citizens of Porum recently.

The whip ping followed Herschelman's return from Tulsa, where he acted as attor ney for five citizens of Porum who were held in jail for failure to register. 4 4 4 Fire at 2 o'clock the other morning destroyed the plant of the Independent "Packing Company at Tulsa, with an estimated loss of $55,000. Meat valued at $20,000 in storage was destroyed. 4 4 Definite assurance that prompt financial aid would be given to breeders of cattle, sheep and goats in the Southwest is given in an announcement that the War Finance Corporation would lend money to these breeders, with facilities for increasing, production at the interest rates in their communities. After laying plans for, collecting in the Southwest during the next five years of 35 million dollars for missionary work, both at home and in foreign fields, the Centenary of Mis sions Conference, Methodist Episcopal Church (South) recently concluded a 3-day session at Dallas, Tex.

4 4r 4 Foreign. The Italian government notified the press that there is no truth in the rumors which, according to Deutsche Zeitung, are current in Germany, to the effect that Italy and Austria are privately negotiating a territorial compromise at Berne through the medium of a certain Swiss diplomat. 4 Machines of the British independent air force dropped nearly sixteen tons of bombs on German airdromes and on blast furnaces in the Mctz region the other night, iUwas officially announced in London. The Russian People's Commissary at Vologda, according. to the Petrograd correspqndent of the Hamburg Nach-richten, lias urged on the population of the entire Vologda Province the most ruthless persecution of British, subjects and French and American citizens.

Three officers and twenty-seven of the crew of the American steamer Buena Ventura have arrived at Coron-na, Spain. Three boats with sixty-four of the crew are missing. 4 The Serbian government' is in possession of documents proving beyond possible question that thousands of Serbian prisoners have been sold as slaves for a specified period to Turkey by Austria-Hungary and Germany. 4 4r 4 Rioting again has broken out In the larger towns of Holland, owing to serious food conditions; Groups of men. women and boys pass through towns plundering bakers carts and shops and demanding bread.

Wagons of all kinds of foodstuffs plundered and shop windows broken. 4 4 4' Renewed attempts have been made to assassinate members of the Soviet government in Russia, and as -a result there will be fresb measures in reprisal, says a lies cow dlspstca re Wfil znd Muddy. One day wnile the soldiers were inking on a country road which was water in some places and mud in other places one of the officers said, TI1 be darned if I'm not getting tired of being a dnck one minute and a mud turtle the next." Boston barbers aaow charge cents for a "haircut, fr The thasssnda cf U. SLfenaera trig feave accepted Csssda's generous cer to settle on homesteads or buy tsna land 2a hsr provinces bare been rsH repsli by bcrtiful crops cf wheat and Where yxoi can buy fcd fcaxi 13 2 CIS C3 psr care tt $2 tsshel far ex3 rzlzz 20 to 4S tizzSr to tis sxra you are bound to snske ronry thas what yoa can dp la Westsxn Canrfx la ihs prorlncea ci cr other Isad. zt vsif low prices.

During many years Canadian 7 wheatdd5 have aTered20 bushels to the eare many yields as high aa 45 bushels to the acre. Wonderful crops also of Oagn, Usxlsf, gad Hag. Hiked rsnsJrs is ns an 1.IC3 Arc InUh 'Yca? A -v -'7 -r I Industry as grsia raising. Good tchoola. dinrches; markets cooveakct.

i climate excellent. ptrtioalars xs to reduced railway rates to fV4. Of.or 0.A.CG! it i( Canadian Government JLgnt food administration; The order Is ef ceived at Amstcrdan. fective inmediateir..