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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1935 THE DAILY ADVERTISER FOUR ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES! THE DAILY ADVERTISER LAFAYETTE. LOUISIANA be coming fast or may have defective breaks, that the driver approaching the intersection may not slow up, but may insist on the right of way, that a car is about to drive out from the curb, or that and manager I a pedestrian may get in his path. Eternal vigilance is the price of safety in traffic, and the motorist will save trouble if he always CALLAHAN- clntyre r-J A L- sot Published every evening xceft Sunday by the Lafayette js- guard against the Unexpected. Advertiser-Gazette, at the Advertiser Building. Lincoln Avenue, entered as second class matter April h.

T. 1614. AT THE POST OFFICE AT LAFAYETTE. LOUISIANA UNDER ACT 1 JJ, Qf Opill(lT Ot I OF CONGRESS OF MARCH B. 1067.

I rn I LAUIC V-L J-A I James A. Van Zandt. national commander OI James Gatewood, as stalwart at 86 as ys'x i J'VX SUBSCRIPTION RATES: feY CARRIER: Monthly Six months. One Year BY MAIL: the Veterans of Foreign Wars, declares that we ought most men of 50. And a hail from Frazier to have a constitutional amendment transferring the Hunt shoving off for Germany and cent, right to declare war from the Congress to the people Cawley's new avenue 3-o as a whole.

Under such an amendment, the country offices. 30 could not declare war unless the declaration was ap- And near Saks a Lr 3.00 proved in a nation-wide referendum. ef Sned ut ofVa ss.oo We demand an iron-bound, fool-proof policy grew piec-7-so which will give the people of this nation those who tic his face turned the gs will fill the trenches in event of war a chance to hideous purple of raw re say or not we are ready to go to war, he AStwist ffe Says. i or so on two window 5 It is Certain that such a proposal Ylll meet with Cleaners were guttered use TO IT In Lafayette Parish, fer year- In State of La. outside parish of Lafayette fo ALL POINTS OUTSIDE OF STATE OF LA.

PER YEAR- MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated press is exclusively entitled to the joR THE REPUBLICATION OF ALL NEWS DISPATCHES CREDITED I OR NOT OTHERWISE CREDITED IN THIS PAPER AND ALSO THE LOCAL I Q. gOOd deal Of OPPOSitiOnj and it IS CQUally certain In a flurry Of fists, all 1 NEWS PUBLISHED THEREIN. ALL RIGHTS OF REPUBLICATION OF SPECIAL DISPATCHES HEREIN ARE ALSO RESERVED. the world seemingly' in violent rage. (Si After dark by to look in on Arthur o.

O. McIXTYRE Roches son Jeffrey, who has become a newspaper reporter and thinks gazetteering an exciting trade. Then to see Jubilee" and Jumped like a New York gangters are aiding the cause Of justice I stlot bearing my name in the lyrics of a 0 I Cole Porter song. To bed reading Max by Wiping out rival gangsters. I Millers autographed trek of the Alaskan reindeers.

Advertising Representative: Burke Kuipers and Mahon-fey, 1203 Graybar New York; 203 North Wabash Chicago; 7il Glenn Building, Atlanta, Georgia; 71 Southwestern Life Building, Dallas, Texas. I 'tm b- i I MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1935 Great Britain And Italy The tension between Great Britain and Italy lias lessened. While Great Britain holds that she Fetchit could find an ideal job in a Helena tavern, don where her mother, Dorothy Dickson, will firmly adhere to all her obligations to the mixing cocktails. League of Nations, she disavows any plan to extend or strengthen British imperialism. But she does Right now, in public interest, the Shakespeare Those who admired and who did not? the once popular dance team of Dickson and Hyson were interested in the American debut of the couple's elfin Those Montana earth tremors suggest that Stepin pfh he youngwM bm-nn London where her mother, Dorothy Dickson, a Staten Island girl, has been a footlight favorite 10 years.

And will be coming over in a play soon. not recede In the slightest degree in her will to talkie is giving way to another of his plays; around preserve all the right she has, to assert that she is right or left end for Notre Dame, a Mediterranean power, and that no important step may be taken by any other power in that sea or its i Prince of Wales now collecting planes, instead I bas accomplished a great deal in eiimm-approaches without her consent. of ponies. It will require a bit of patience to sub- ating unnecessary noises in New York but Her only diplomatic defeat so far has been her titute gotten 83 Iar as speeches by failure to prevent Mussolini from invading Ethiopia. I On the side of Italy, Mussolini has maintained a free hand In Ethiopia to this time, and full freedom of the Suez canal and connecting waters between Italy and Ethiopia by way of Eritrea and Italian Somililand.

Bpt she has not been able as yet to overshadow British pretentions in the Red and Mediterranean seas, based on pre-existing set- tlements. If the Mussolinlan forces are successful in overrunning Ethiopia and If Mussolini works out an I Mayors. Kelland also asked Senator La Follette and Edward G. Robinson to take bows as silently as possible. After which he added: If I have forgotten to Introduce any other celebrities, 1 did It on purpose.

Personal nomination for the actor, on stage or screen, to make a gusto of bluster seem most real Lee Tracy. The clock mania agllcts most sedentary workers especially writers and artists. Senator I Gelett Burgess keeps several tick tocking This Curious World Ferguson Is a pushover for table d'hote dinners Arthur William Brown, who made and lost a million in the market, now keeps up a 84,000 a year annuity which he will get at 65 The Dutch Treat Club now meets at the Ambassador Maurice Maeterlinck liked to arise at 3:00 a. m. breakfast and work untU sunup Brett Young has a dog that likes the smell of perfume.

BATS CAUSED THE DISCOVERY OP CAJZLSBAO CA VER.NS, I NEW MEXICO COWBOYS, seeing WHAT THEY BELIEVED WAS SMOKE, INVESTIGATED AND FOUND IT TO BE MILLIONS OF BATS, EMERGING FROM THE CAVERNS. 1901) In every room of his apartment. Penh- and no war drifts in with any great power, that lead-1 One may be neutral in the argument whether I cSifwMtto eptecuSghbeMct er will, on the whole, have a little the better of it NRAs post-Schechter activity as a great research time in many capitals of the world. as beteween Italy and Great Britain. If Ethiopia project code histories, post-code studies, and what- David Graham Phuiips kept four clocks Is able to baffle Italy, Great Britain will have won not is valuable, or whether NRA Is merely Pawing gooJad-upwHtie o.

much In prestige. If not, she will have lost only I through Its own files to no particlar purpose. I each lower vest pocket. Oliver xinion, this: That a new power has arisen In the big inland I But the fact that NRA, which was instructed! English writer, has a watch strapped to sea which must hereafter be reckoned with and by law to prevent monopolies and has often been ac- each wrist. And GUbert Gabriel once that any hopes Britain may hold to bring Ethiopia cused of fostering monopolies, is spending millions becahVotoShe within the British system must be deferred or even of dollars on ebusiness and post-mortem research giant tower clock.

abandoned. As matters stand. Great Britain has without-making, any study at all of monopoly has little at stake, Italy much and Ethiopia everything, struck the few persons who realize this as most I A bllsht has tome to the innumerable hizarre plnchy foreign restaurants dotting side uizane. streets, especially the luncheon places Hill billy hurrah via Ted Wood yard: A mountaineer and two sons went to town to seU their winter trappings coon, possum, muskrats and a few fox skins. Each bought new overalls, shoes, a shot gun and spitting tobacco.

Finally one exclaimed: You know we aint bought a dang thing for Maw: So they thought a moment and one cried: Ill teU you What, lets chip In and take her an axe. (Copyright, 1935. McNaught Syndicate) r. Several weeks ago a unit was organized to study I that buzzed so with activity in the speak- the evils of monopoly, coercion Of business, and pre- easy era. The Tonys, the Gastons and Fnr nenrlv twpntv Hplpna the Montana I datory competition.

Its dozen lawyers and econ- Emils-, he, reason for the decline is or nearly twenty days neiena, tne Montana hreri thelr studied insistence patrons order capital, among the western mountains and almost omlstiS ere i whether codes had bredJ wlnes anti cocktail3 With business as upon the eastern side of the main range of the Rocky monopoly, whether they had resulted in coercion, it is. lunchers dont want the midafter- mountalns, which traverse all of the western side of and whether the monopolists coercers and predatory noon this continent from the Arctic to the Panama competitors were now doing their stuff without legal sS and Canal, has been shaken by earthquake. It had felt sanction, to October twenty-fourth, according to official records, 462 shocks. The unit has been summarily abolished, with It has been a long period of terror. A few have the explanation that its work might irritate mo-been killed and hundreds have been injured.

There nopolists, coercers, and predatory competitors. The Theres a story, said not to be publicity pap, that Jascha Heifetz, has his 8150,000 Stradivarius violin delivered by armored truck at each place he appears and at a JEFFERSON THEATRE Joe E. Brown Is coining to town. His latest comedy romance, Bright Lights, a First National picture, filled with mirth and melody, is scheduled as the feature attraction at the Jeffrson Theatre on Tuesday. The production is a hU-arious comedy of back stage with songs coming in naturally as part of the action of a theatrical troupe.

The picture is said to be the best in which Joe E. Brown has appeared. His antics are reported to bring uproarious laughter, pathos, romance, and high drama. Joe him- self sings, dances and does acrobatic stunts with the famous tumblers. The Maxellos.

The story by Lois Leeson centers about Joe, a hoofer and comic in a burlesque show, whose stage partner is his wife, Ann Dvorak, Patricia Ellis, a mad cap heiress, gets a job In the burlesque show as an adventure. Joe E. is supported by Ann Dvorak. Patricia EUis, William Gargan, Joseph Cawthorn, Henry ONeill and others. AFRICAN NATIVES MAKE BLANKETS FROM THE STOMACH or elephants eATHerR.

STwrforsj AT COLON, ISTHMUS OF PANAMA, FEWER TEMPERATURES OF 90 OEGKEES THAN DO MANY ALASKA STATIONS. has been much damage and serious destruction of I abolition is traced to Maj. George Berry, one of NRAs cost of 8ioo. once, another tale goes, property. The people there were terrified but not bosses who will have a convention of business men disheartened.

Even between the tremors they plan- to get Ideas as to new NRA legislation and apparently shake hands with a friend, when he tied and carried on work to restore and improve. I doesnt want to hurt anybodys feelings. reached to pick it up, it had vanished. He People expect changes in loves, hates and Borah, in his fight to make monopoly a Repub- was caught toppling a faint. The tears.

They anticipate the tumults of private emo- Jican issue, undoubtedly will make use of this quaint tions and are not surprised to see privation succeed incident. Especially if he gets hold of report of inplenty, but they expect to see the sun shine when vestigators who scratched surfaces for two weeks in the sky is clear, to see stars at night when clouds are I New York, Philadelphia, Newark, Hartford, and Bos-absent, to feel Mother Earth firm and solid beneath I ton before they were called off, their feet. Under direction of Thomas W. Holland, an attor- But when what seems certain becomes uncertain I ney and ex-professor of economics at Rutgers, lnves-as when the surface of the earth shakes and quivers, tigators went interviewing business men themselves there is an excuse for terror. That terror passes in- to practices of competitors, customers, and cor-to hopelessness which very soon is succeeded by ef- porations from whom they bought, forts to rebuild.

The sympathy of all Americans isl The business men proved eager to talk. Price-extended to Helena and millions will insist on a fixing, discriminatory prices, boycotts, monopolistic oppressions, and an infinite variety of other unfair methods, mostly in violation of anti-trust laws, were quickly turned up. Then Holland, submitting a three-month pro- 192S BY NEA SERVICE. INC. IM ROYAL THEATRE Now showing at the Royal Theatre today for the last times, see James Dunn with Mae Clark in The Daring Young Man.

Here is a picture you will enjoy from start to finish. Tomorrow for only one day brings Death Flies East with a cast of well known players, including Conrad Nagel, Florence Rice, Rey-mond Walburn and others, with death at the control, your heart loop, and your nerves will leap. THE Carlsbad Caverns have been the home for millions of bats for centuries but white men did not know of the caves until the beginning of the present century. Even now, the passages have not been thoroughly explored, and new ones are discovered each year. The temperature In the caverns remains at 59 degrees F.

the year round. NEXT: What Is water vapor before It begins to condense? Lulu Belle Defies Drake Vash Tubbs By Crane DRAKE CLAIMS THAT BALONEY A GANGSTER ALWAYS UiUyS RAD RAC? A HAD HlS JHAS Aki ALISI. THE 5UJLTIER BARBARA HAD HIS HASAN ALIBI. THE SULTIER HE IS, THE BETTER HIS ALIBI PISTOL AT THE TIMS AMOS WAS SHOT. YOU ARE, you 1 LOP-EARED OORILLA AN' I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IP YOU MADE THIS TRIP JUST TO BUMP OFF THE BOVS.

I' lininiM, iiimmurAvd, 1 A Some six thousand delegates from Townsend I gram such research, found his men hadnt been clubs attending the first annual convention of the supposed to be contacting business men at all and organization In Chicago, express confidence that that his unit must disband at once. Dr. Townsends utopian plan to provide to all per-1 the business mens own story of what he is sons in the United States over sixty soon will be en- hp against among his own kind will not be told, acted Into law. Dr. Townsend himself claims to have I control of enough votes to elect a Congress favorable! An hour after President John L.

Lewis of the! to the scheme. I United Mine Workers had punched President Wil- He is over-optimistic. There are far more voters liam L. Hutcheson of the Carpenters' Union at the between the ages of twenty-one and sixty than A. F.

of L. convention, the miners leader received a there are sixty and over, and it is the former class telegram from a member of the Carpenters Union Who would have to provide the billions of dollars to In Kansas City, Mo. It simply said: pay the dole. The government has a duty to provide Sock him again. an adequate old age pension, but it must be realized that the money to pay it does not grow on bushes, Some who believe General Johnson is trying but must come out of the pockets of the already to devour the Democratic donkey (whether he means overburdened taxpayers.

to or not) recall that Johnson was sponsored for The most deplorable feature of the Townsend I West Point 35 years ago by an Oklahoma politician plan is that it raises false hopes in the breasts of so known as Eat-a-Mule Callahan, many aged, some of whom are actually in need, and Callahan was a Populist and was elected on a I who contribute from their meager possessions to Populist-Democratic ticket as territorial delegate provide funds to enable the promoters to carry on to Congress. The big issue was free land for set-their work. tiers and Callahan ran for office promising that if Those over sixty like to believe that Dr. Town- he didnt get free land he would eat a mule. sends fantastic plan will work.

Probably most of So when Callahan didnt get a free land bill I them will continue to believe in it, despite the warn- through and came to the political convention ex-ings of logic and common sense, until the bubble peering to be renominated, some of the boys killed bursts. 1 barbecued a mule and served it up to him Then they laughed Callahan out of the renom-j Expect The 'Unexpected ination and named Dennis Flynn, who later got free land for them. Meanwhile, young Mr. Johnson was In fairness it must be said that there are 1 safe at West Point, thousands of safe drivers of motor vehicles. Competent drivers who are careful not to be involved Opening of the diplomatic social season indicated I In accidents happily are in the great majority.

They a big year for the gate crashers, are conspicuous by the absence of their names My God! Where did some of these people cornel from the news stories of traffic mishaps causing in- from? exclaimed Counselor-of-Legation Joseph jury and death. Nemecek as about a hundred uninvited guests flocked Yet even careful drivers sometimes are mixed up in with several hundred others at the Czechoslovakian In automobile crashes, victims of the carelessness of Independence celebration. others. Though the careful driver is far less likely Nearly as many others, or perhaps including to have an accident, he sometimes meets with trou-1 many of the same, raided the Turkish embassy for ble he cannot avoid. free food and drink at a big party celebrating the an- The safest thing for the careful motorist to do niversary of the Turkish republic.

Not forgetting a is always to expect the unexpected. He must ex- fat lady who waded through and pointed to a big pect that the car ahead may slow up suddenly or I roast turkey, bellowing: make an unsignalled turn, that the car behind may I want some of that beef I v. SET DOWN, JAILBIRD IT AIN'T THE FIRST MURDER YOU WAS EVER ACCUSER OF. Jif AIN'T KNOCKIN' NOTHIN' without THEM AINT GOT THE STUM MICK TO KICK A RABBIT. YOU BETTER NOT ACCUSE OF KILLING ANYBODY Hinting that agitation against participation In the Olympic Games next summer was being prolonged by politicians, Avery" Brundage, of Chicago, chairman of the American Olympic Committee, declared that positively there would be teams representing the United States.

Brundages statement came at the same time that Jeremiah T. Mahoney, president of the National Amateur Athletic Union, below, challenged anyone to prove Berlin worthy of being the scene of the games. ikj.