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THE DAILY ADVERTISER MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1933 FOUR Out Our Way THE DAILY ADVERTISER LAFAYETTE. LOUISIANA By Williams, M. CALLAHAN EDITOR AND MANAGER Published every evening except Sunday by the Lafayette Advertiser-Gazette. at the Advertiser Building. Lincoln AVENUE.

ENTERED AS SECOND CLASS MATTER APRIL t. 114. AT THE POST OFFICE AT LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA UNDER ACT 'of congress of March s. ios7. Childrens Treat Josiah Boyden thought it was good for people to go to Sunday School.

He thought ice cream cones were good for them, too. And so, seven years after Mr. Boydens death, the money he left in a trust fund for the purpose has been buying ice cream cones for faithful Sunday School attendants in the Massachusetts town where Josiah Boyden lived. Often men have made strange bequests, devised unusual means of disposing of their wealth after death. Some endow universities, establish memorial funds, erect monuments.

Some give fortunes to odd cults that have aroused their interest. Against such projects the ice cream cone trust fund is extremely small only $1000 and unpretentious. Yet boys and girls attending the Massachusetts Sunday School will not forget those ice cream cones, and it is doubtful if the finest building or monument could perpetuate the name of the donor in a more lasting way than has this fund. Here is another example of the fact that often the simplest acts are best remembered, exert the greatest influence. SUBSCRIPTION RATESl By carrieri Itnu-rm 63 CENTS Six MONTHS 3 90 One vh 7.ao By MAIL: In Lafayette parish, per year 3.00 In State of La.

outside Parish of Lafayette 4.00 fo ALL POINTS OUTSIDE OF STATE OF LA. PER YEAR S7.SO NEW YORK, Sept. 2 Diary: By post came Bill Harts new western book touchingly Inscribed. Also an autographed copy of Eddie Egans volume on his amazing boxing career. And as graphic a letter as ever I read from Lloyd Nclan, the actor, in Hollywood About actors and their careers.

Going over my Will Rogers letteis and to Sixth avenue to fce-sf bold Gelett Burgess's Gay 90 discovery. A fly-blown notion JxvV store with stick candy glass Jars, red droDs. shoestring lic-co- -s. ''S jyX coanut nags. Also a j.

comic valentine pro- prietor with chitty face, handle-oar mus-O. o. McIMlti.lt tache and embroidered suspenders. Winnie Sheehan and his lovely biide Jentza for dinner. They away to a flock of engagements and my wife and I to a movie, roaring at the monkeyshmes of Roberty C.

Benchley. Home and reading Honey In the Horn, the fruitiest novel of its kind since Carolin Millers unforgetable Lamb In His Bosom." MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated press is exclusively entitled to the usn For the republication of all hews dispatches credited to it bR not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local Views published therein. All Rights of republication of bPECIAL DISPATCHES HEREIN ARE ALSO RESERVED. Mussolinis troubles wont be over when the Ethiopian rains end. Hell still have Haile to contend with.

Advertising representative! Burke Kuipers and Mahon-tv. 1203 Graybar New York; 203 north Wabash Chicago, 711 Glenn Building, Atlanta. Georgia; 713 Southwestern life building, Dallas, Texas. If criticism of the German Olympics continues to grow, the meet will probably feature only one race, the so-called Aryan. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1935 New Paris frocks have a militaristic touch.

And, incidentally, its only by means of a militaristic touch that a wife can buy one. They have revived the writing simplicities of Eugene Wood by republishing his vignettes of back home and the folks there. Wood, a Chicago newspaperman, was first to recapture the charm of the smaU town and Its people in that hooted era that became The Gay 90s. His studies of village life had quite a vogue. He was the father of Peggy Wood, the talented actress, Mho has written a sympathetic foreword to the vvolume.

Wood's humor had no taint of modern wisecracking. It was sly, phUosophlc wit, the reflective sort that lingers. WASHINGTON LETTER The Johns Are Many marck, N. D. whose letter came in a frightfully soiled container.

A P. S. explains: This envelope got soiled in the mail." unexpired term of the late Clyde Gut wald. Messrs. John Reed, John John Burns and John Isaacson elected John Byrnes.

Free food tip: The air of the Waldorf lobby in not weather tastes and smeUs like crisp, iced watermelon. GALLITZEN, Sept. 2. (JP) Its John this, and John that, and John, whatll you have in this histone mountain Hamlets School Board. To fill the Goldfish are often placed In reset volrs to keep the water pure.

John Brown, a word beagler of Los Angeles, has discovered an English word that has one vowel and seven consonants and only one syllable. Also its a word in which every letter Is pronounced. Give up? The word is, strength." Personal nomination lor the spryest of Americas veteran reporters Otheman Stevens, of Los Angeles. Bagatelles: C. B.

Driscoll has finished a 100,000 word pirate book Cholly Knickerbocker is the guest of Tony Biddle, new Ambassador to Norway James Branch Cabells stumbling word Is parallel Bruce Barton uses the simplest words of any American writer Jo Davidson, the sculptor, long exiled in Pans, haunts the chill parlors Courtney Ryley Cooper Is off for a nationwide lecture tour on crime. This Curious World Fe William Ferguson i One of Broadways Thespic valiants postcards: The ham is back from the barn. Ive been acting up New England way. All the cows looking through the windows seemed satisfied. Cows in New England, as an audience, have an edge on humans on Broadway and they seem to chew the same gum.

COCOR.IMCS INI THE HIGHER, ANIMALS t-S CAUSED BY A CCXjOZJLESS CHROMOG EN ACTED UPON BY A FERMENT. They were talking of the short life of New Yorks snootiest restaurant that opened on Broadway near 42d. It warned at its opening that a strict rule demanding full dress was inviolable. The day after it closed, three weeks later, Ren-nold Wolf cracked In the Morning Telegraph: It will not be necessary to wear evening clothes to the auction sale of the furnishings 'bf the cafe de rOpera. The Most Important Labor Movement Right Now To every employer and employe there comes today the opportunity to make the coming year one of sanity, toleration and justice in the conditions under which men work.

Recent weeks have seen a market tendency to adjust long-standing labor troubles to arrive at sane, fair agreements by discussion rather than dragging through mutually-exhausting strikes. With measurable business improvement already apparent and in sight for fall and winter, there is every incentive for a period of wise thinking and action on the part both of those who work and those who direct. The rise of movements like the Toledo plan to consider the interests of the whole community as no less vital than those of the factions directly involved, indicates a thorough trial for such informal mdans of giving the public a chance to be heard, too. For after all, it is the public that suffers when industrial strife becomes violent and widespread. What the Wagner-Connery act will mean to labor is not yet clear.

Much depends on who is appointed to the labor board which has such wide powers in administering it. But it is certain that in such industries as steel, automobiles and rubber, another determined effort will be made to organize workers. Those groups whose object is to raise a rumpus rather than wages will renew their activity. There will 'probably be conflicts, as there unfortunately must ever be in any democratic system where neither labor nor capital is under the thumb of a dictatorial government. But the trend of the time is toward tolerance, Sanity and decency on both sides of the perennial labor problem.

One need draw no sugary picture of a silk-hatted capitalist shaking hands with a paper-capped laborer to recognize this essential truth: labor and capital are indispensable parts of the same machinery that keeps us all alive. Capital Is necessary even in a socialist state all that is changed is the manner of control of capital, and a driving bureaucracy may be as hard a master as the unenlightened capitalist. Before there can be enterprise and production under modem conditions there must be capital. There must be labor, too. And Siamese twins, though they may not like each other at all times, Jiave no alternative than to live together as harmoniously as possible.

Neither can be well if the pther is sick. It Is in this spirit that American workmen and employers must approach the coming year if the present signs of improvement are to fulfill their promise. 1936 BY NfcA SEfew'iCS. tNC. Elfle Fay, the Belle of Avenue lady, was originator of the tripping and mugging" exit that flourished so long in vaudeviUe and sometimes salted musical comedy.

The innovation was born by sheer accident. Miss Fay was leaving the stage one day when she suddenly tripped and in her embarrassment began to mug to cover her confusion. The gambado was received with howls by the audience and so she made it a part of her act. varying it slightly for each exit. 335RS WHALES CAN DIVE A MILE BELOW THE SURFACE.

AND RISE IMMEDIATELY, WITHOUT A CHEMICAL ADJUSTMENT OF THE BLOOD CARES FOR THE VARIATION IN PRES-yHkSURE. Pip A traveling salesman there are stlU a few of the boys left squanders the price of a telegram rrom Grand Island, to twitter: Ive been awake the entire night wondering if WaUace Ford, Ford Sterling and Sterling Holloway ever met on the same movie lot. He may be interested to hear that Frazier Hunt introduced Oliver Onion to Chester Carrott in the Paris markets one dawn. JEFFERSON THEATRE A little cupid who picks her spots to shoot her darts best describes Shirley Temples portrayal in Curly Top. the new Fox Film comedy-drama now playing at the Jefferson Theatre.

Shirley has the role of a little orphan who wins her way into the heart of John Boles, a wealthy trustee of the orphange. At the large summer mansion which Boles owns, Shirley enacts the role of cupid to perfection. Rochelle Hudson, believing Boles is not interested in her, decides to marry someone else, hut Shirley, who knows differently, employs her childish charms to bring the two together. Playing the role of cupid, however, does not in the least prevent Shirley from singing and dancing. And then there is the cut-up in Bls- CIip out this reatur.

steam me stamp described. If you have it or get it and paste up to scrapbook form. BY RODNEY DUTCHES It takes at least five men (from among the nine supreme court justices) to declare an act of Congress unconstitutional. But Congress itself can produce a situation wherein just one man can keep a law on which both houses have passed from ever going into effect. That was one of the things discovered this year about the conference system under which House and Senate undertake to iron out differences in the bills theyve passed on the same subject.

Other things became apparent as to the conference system. It was used, as never before, in the recent session as a face-saving device. Anxious to get away from here, one house or the other frequently to save time on debate accepted this or that amendment with the assurance that it would be thrown out by the conference, whereupon Senate or House could gracefully accept the conference report without stultifying itself One of the last examples was the Senates passage of the Borah amendment to the tax bill, removing tax exemption from future government securities, and the McCarran amendment, restoring free trading in silver each time with tongue in cheek. The conferees knocked out both those amendments and there never was any doubt of it. But it seemed much more astonishing when one man, by single-handed effort, for weeks prevented final actiorion the controversial holding company bill.

Congressman George Huddleston of Alabama, opposing his two Democratic colleagues on the conference committee and siding with the two Republicans, held off the Senate conferees in their effort to compromise on the death sentence. Huddleston stood in that position of power because a majority of each conference delegation must agree before the conferees can report back a compromise to the two houses. The significance in such a situation lies in the tremendous pressure to which a man in Huddlestons position is likely to be subjected. Lobbyists in the past have often worked on conferees, sometimes successfully. Huddleston stood with the enormous political pressure of the administration on one side and the terrific pressure of the power lobby on the other.

There is no evidence that he felt either of these pressures or that the lobbyists had anything to do with his grim fight against the death sentence. But certainly it was an extremely unfair situation for a man to be in. H. C. Hopson of Associated Gas Electric testified victory in the holding company battle was worth at least $6,000,000,000 to the $12,000,000,000 industry.

If thats true, it is quite easy to perceive that a man in Huddlestons position might be worth a billion dollars or so to the lobby. Presumably no one ever had the nerve to offer Huddleston as much as a cigar. But congressmen have been venal at times. And you have only to recognize the possibilities to realize why Senator Norris of Nebraska hates the conference system so bitterly and why he made the issue of the third house one of his chief points in his victorious fight for a one-house legislature in Nebraska. Congressman Eicher of Iowa, who led the floor fight for the death sentence so vigorously that he collapsed and has been ill ever since, charged that he never sat with a man who more obviously and deliberately attempted to make it impossible to carry on a constructive and conclusive discussion of a piece of legislation than Mr.

Huddleston. He spoke also of the Alabamans conduct to date in the conference an unyielding determination to make no concessions whatsoever and to kill the whole bill. Hopson, meanwhile, was testifying that he had recently been devoting his efforts to the end that there be no bill at all. In the end, the House, which had been supporting Huddlestons uncompromising stand, backed down on him after terrific pressure by the administration, and ordered him to accept a compromise. But this was very close to the end of the session and might easily not have come to pass.

The facts do not damage anybodys impression of Huddleston as a vigorous independent who stood out honestly for his convictions, even though those convictions coincided with the desires of the power trust. But they do show what a peculiar thing the conference system is and how it can give one man enormous power and place him squarely on the spot. Scones in CAT'S CLAW A PLANT OF BRAZIL, CREEPS BY MEANS OF AO HOOKS STAMPS By I. S. Klein Germany Will Awake ROYAL THEATRE We have a real treat in store for you which is now showing at the Royal Theatre today ior the last times, by all means see, James Cagney in his greatest role The Mayor Of Hell with Madge Evans, Allen Jenkins and an all star cast of well known players.

Coming to the Royal Theatre tomorrow for only one day at no advance in our usual bargain prices brings The Man Who Reclaimed His Head" with Claude Rains who thrilled you so in The Invisible Man now brings you his greatest thrill in his latest picture. We ask that you come prepared for one of the seasons most enjoying show. Go to the movies during the month of September, Enjoy your vacation with us! SiLverTongued Laurier THE gripping organs of the cats claw creeper grow out In all directions, wher (Hi' they sway to and fro in an ever-widening arc, until they coma In contact wltll nearby tree trunks. The claws enter the bark, develop roots, and then send new, clawed creepers. The oldest newspaper in the world is the Peking News, which has been published continuously for 1400 years.

NEXT: How much gold lias been taken from the Homestake mine, at Lead, SJIk Wash Tubbs strangc Dolngs By CranQ The small band of Hitlerites which, to world Bmazement, remains at the head of the government of the Reich, persists, against world opinion, in a malevolent persecution of a racial minority. It encroaches also on the ancient religious liberties of most other Germans, presuming to regulate individual beliefs about the future life. The Jewish minority is made up in very large part of German citizens, descendants of Jews who domiciled in different parts of Germany cen-, turies ago. The citizens have contributed very largely to Germanys great achievements in the arts and sciences. They know no other country.

Large numbers of them died on battlefields for their Ger-Ijrnan fatherland. There is abundant proof that most Germans of other racial origin are bitterly opposed to this persecution. These note with increasing anger that -under Hitlerian direction, the religious persecution is now extended against other religious groups whose tlong established liberties are being curtailed. will soon cast off this strange yoke. Hitlerism is cruelly breaking the agreements, express and implied, under which centuries ago, fthe ancestors of those now persecuted first saluted it he German colors and became German citizens, peyond that it demands that all other Germans -shall worship only a tribal god long since rejected by Christianity and Judaism alike.

CANADA looks back upon the? premiership of Sir Wilfrid! Laurier as the period when it ex-i panded immensely in agriculture. in foreign trade, in railway build-! ing and its relations with Great Britain and the United States. And) so, this great orator who was! ternied Silver Tongued remains one of the greatest men' in Canadian history. First Frenclt-Canadian premier, Laurier became Liberal leader in 1887, at the age of 46. and from then until 1911 led his country through continued progress.

In 1897, his preferential tariff with Great Britain won him fame and knighthood. His rapid dls- patch of Canadian troops in 1900) to South Africa, to aid the British; in the Boer War, was another i feather in his cap, but when the issue of trade reciprocity with the United States came up in 1911, he was defeated. He died in 1919. Two stamps of Canada honor the man. One, shown here, was part; of the 1927 Confederation Commem-.

orative issue, and the other, issued the same year, shows him with Sir John A. MacDonald, his predecessor at the helm of the gov-1 ernment. (Copyright, 1935, NBA Service. NEXT: What is the land of the onch shell? A Bank Safety At A Profit Your bank deposits, if they are in one of the "14,279 banks which are members of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, are even safer than they were last year. For the corporation made a profit of $4,716,409 In the fiscal year ended June 30.

It paid out only $2,760,000 as liability in bank failures in 18 months, pnd took in $9,057,195 during the fiscal year. In fact, there have been only 22 failures of Insured banks in the 18 months deposit insurance has been in effect, and 93 per cent of the deposits in the banks that failed were covered by the insurance. Of the fewer than 2000 banks remaining outside the insurance corporation, 51 closed during Jhe same 18-month period. Chairman Crowley of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation is reasonable when he interprets this far-below-normal number of bank failures as a tribute to the principle and administration of the deposit insurance law. This is one recent reform that seems grounded in solid rock.

In the winnowing-out of experiments which must come sooner or later, this one seems among the most likely tj remain permanent. SO THEY SAY! What? You have a front already? But If you are actually now making war, why have you come here to negotiate? Premier Laval of France to Baron Aloisi, Italy, at three-power discussion in Paris. Knowledge never hurt anyone, and there Isnt a subject cant be discussed with good taste. Henry Wilcoxon, English actor, referring to screen.