The Daily Sentinel from Grand Junction, Colorado • 12

Quips and Quotes A Head Lbtt The fnail af tke species, aha doeanl meed a wig, 5aw Cad it die and (Uttering to ehaM awe To nutrk ktr frock or alippers and also to InprcM Some fascinating fellow who cotald we m. -Stephen Schlilser When childhood constipation occurs More mothers use Fletchers Castoria than any other laxative A young woman thought she was telephoning the local record shop when she asked, "Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Smile Like Sunshine? The man on the other end of the line was bewildered. "No, he replied. I've got a wife and nine children including four sets of twins. "Is that a record the young woman inquired.

We arent sure, the man replied, "but we certainly hope so! James Shurwell -t 7- Probably the best memory expert is a woman who has once been told another woman's right age. Emil Berger The shy suitor took deep breath and went ia to see the father of his sweetheart. "Sir, be said, 1 would like to ask you that la, woukl you consent well, what I'm trying to say is that Ive been going with your daughter for six years, and "Well, what do you want now? snapped the father. "A pension?" Wilfred E. Beaver Ilfs Elementary may seek the reason For that smile called Mona Lisan, But I should think that any fool Could guess her kids went back to school! Betty BiUipp Fletcher's Cantoris give th prompt, yet natural-like relief from temporary constipation that medical authorities agree i best for a child' young Jem, It pur extract of Senna i conaidered one of nature' fmet vegetable laxative product.

Fletcher' Caatoria I gentle, th prime requisite for a child' laxative, It contain none of th harh drug often found in adult laxative, drug thaf can upset your child' ytem, Fletcher's Caatoria liquid, exact dosage i aure; from drop to tea poon ful a needed. Very important, too, Caatoria taste good. So children take it willingly, even lick the xpoon. Fletcher' Caatoria i the only nationally-recognized laxative made eapecially for children of all age. So why take chancea the laxative that'a "right for you can well he "wrong for your chlltf.

Get famou Fletcher' Caatoria today. It takes a child's, laxative to fulfill a child's needs The party bore wanted to let everybody know about his physical strength. He picked up a thick telephone book and tore it Jn half easily. Then he turned to another guest "Ever see anything like that? he asked. "And using only my two hands "Thats nothing, the guest replied.

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