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THE SCRANTON TIMES, FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1976 12 MARDI-GRAS Show Worl4) tits. 6 II Clarks Summit 'ONE' OF TN HST Pun YOCALIT II THIS NHIA, DOINO THE TUNES OF TUVE" iN CONCENT DON'T NtisS 17" 1 ALL NEW TIFFANY ROOM TONITE I MAIN ST. PARKING OLO fORGi IN REAR DUKE'S CORNER 111.1111: RICHIE MOLINARO And the Brotherhood HOWARD JOHNSON'S Rt. 315 Barre Hwy. Pittston, Pa JOE ROCK plus guest "ELTON" 95 DINNER ok SPECIAL LOBSTER TAIL STEAKS Phone 68G-9813 Jim Bishop CHILDREN'S LETTERS Pss (1, r) a 14, I in 1( 3 oj cl, to REPORTER Ai 51 1(- 0 tct IS Among the gifts under the Christina tree vai a slender 41273 ti wry ific olume entitled, Games for the Super Intelligent wife intvntivd no flattery it's a joke 1- A.S 6 74r.i she played on her fa orite klutz.

It tiS written by a brain- o'''' Among the gifts under the Christina tree as a slender volume entitled, Games for the Super Intelligent." 51y wile intended no flattery, it's a joke she played on her favorite klutz. It as written by a a pounds in a few Now slim and trim and youthful, he maintains his leanness with his COATI diet Can eat anything as long as it isn't white. Ile steers clear of white foods, such as bread, spaghetti, cream and potatoes. Iiell cat chocolate cake, but not vanilla cake. As long as it has color, he can eat When he isn't acting, he does some interior decorating, but he is muck to point out that he isn't -one of those -In he says, -iny best friend.

Woody Allen, and I want to start a firm Woody likes to dabble with decorating, too, and we want to open a shop and call ourselves 'Heterosexual LAN DO'S MOOSIC, PA. Mu Jic Id iI By "BREAK OF DAWN" AllE BY "SCHULTZY" By Dick Kleiner HOLLYWooD iNEA) Tony Roberts is in demand as an actor in Hollywood lie thinks one of the tog reason's tor his success in Hollywood is that he lives in New Yolk. "My main asset as Hollywood actor," he says. -Is that I'm not here I'm a New Yorker, and I love it there, and I think that increases my appeal to liollywood producers. an actor moves from New Ym to ifollywood.

he always is inundated with offers first, That Lists for a few months. and then the offers inevitably taper off and he's faced with unemployment. It happens all the time. But with me it's different. I stay in New York, so I'm still in demand in Hollywood." lie was out here this tune to do a Phyllis episode.

Among his New York based moviews are The Taking of Pelham One-Two-Three" arid "Serpico." His latest, "Le Sauvage," with Catherine Deneuve, was shot in Venezuela. venezucia. TONI. Frig-MP MO MINIMUM- It aAb COVER BEFORE "FIEVOLVER" WORLD kouNot Kennedy Archbald TONI rt OMVOEFlm IBVOURME TON M. "11E1701.1Er 0 A2 doktrtil tfvp sa ti4O os PiZZ I IIIES To GO El ERI AITE who It, 1:80 ere (kg lia.PT.

10, 410-0-0 HARDSHELL CRABS 0 SHARKEY'S 0 Movie Timetable 0 PIN-qt Fawroe SyncKato. 1075. UPSTAIRS 507 S. BLAKELY ST. DUNMORE -I IThe Doctor's Mailbagl Alaskan Kin Crab Claws Fresh Raw Oysters In The Shell 4,40.4.

4. 11. 41P 41. 4. 411110 Homemade Clam Chowder 3rd Generation of Caring THE NOOK 115 M.

MAIM ST. PITTSTON 0 LOBSTER TAIL N.Y. STRIP STEAK I 9 T-BONE STEAK It FILET MIGNON ITALIAN SALAD BAR Our Famous ITALIAN LOBSTER COATS ALSO LOBSTER STUFFED WITH CRABMEAT OPEN SUNDAY, I to 8 P.M. Slb95 It 1 TOMAINO'S LOUNGE MAIN ARCH BALD TONIGHT Bl' brain-strainer, JanieS FOU, Ile states that "executives with high I.Q 's are as likely to create problems as to solve themto stumble overtheirown brains." I'll drink to that. FORGIVEABLE PUN Fixx fills his little book with monumental puzzles.

Ile says that logic will solve any of them. If you can forgive a pun, logic got rue into the Fixx I'm in. Try some of his easier enigmas: 1. A snail is at the bottom of a well 30 feet deep. It can crawl upward 3 feet a day, but at night it slips back 2feet.

On what day does the snail crawl out of the well? 2 A ship is at anchor A rope ladder hangs over the side, with rungs one foot apart. The tide rises 8 inches per hour. At the end of 6 hours, how much of the rope ladder will remain above water, assuming that 8 feet IA ere above water when the tide began to rise? 3. A race driver drove around a 6-mile track at 140 m.p.h. for3 miles, 168 m.p.h.

for 1.5 miles, and 210 m.p.h. for 1.5 miles. What was his average speed for 6 miles? 4. A hunter headed south. After a mile he saw a bear.

The bear saw him and headed east. Half a mile later, the hunter chased him, fired and wounded the bear, which limpted east. Half a mile farther east, the hunter caught the bear and killed him. The hunter walked a mile north to his camp. What color was the bear? 5.

The lights fail in your house. You are dressing. There is a drawer full of black sox and white sox. You want a matching pair. What is the least number you can take from the drawer to insure a pair of blackor a pair of white? 6.

A man at a zoo asks the curator how many birds and beasts he has. The zookeeper says, "Thirty heads and 100 feet." The visitor says, "I can't tell from that." But he can. Can you? 7. Can you solve these simple letters: OTTFFSS? 8. There are two jars of equal capacity.

In the first is one amoeba. In the second are two. An amoeba can reproduce itself in three minutes. It requires three hours for the amoebas in jar number two to fill it with life. Assuming that the amoeba in jar one car reproduce itself, how long will it take to fill that jar? Gerares 111111111111111LE WALDORF HOTEL! 1201 Capouse Ave.

Tonight Sat. PREMIERES F. WE HAVE HOME BOX BEST MOVIES SPORTS E. BUSINESS MEN'S LUNCH DAILY 11 A.M.-2P.M. f- Catering to small paties, showers, weddings, graduations, etc.

Phone 343-1134 343-1134 The BUOY CENTRAL CITY IR), 7, 9:05. Adventures of Frontier Fremont," 7, 9. White and the Seven Dwarfs," iG 7, 9. VIEWMONT MALI Cinema II, IN--Dog Day Afternoon," (R), 1, 3.20, 5.10,8, 10:20: 'The Hindenburg." (PG), 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10: "Bananas," (PG), 1:30, 4'30, also "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex," (11). 2:50, 5:55, 9, WEST SCRANTON West Blackbird," IPG, 7:20, 9:20.

GREEN RIDGE of a Peanut Butter Freak," (XX); also "Her Taste of Freedom," (XX). Starting at 7. MOOSIC Birney Ted, Carol and Alice," (PG), "The Way We Were," (PG), 9:10. CLARK'S SUMMIT Cinema Cog-burn," (PG), 7:05, 9.05. PECKVILLE (PG', 7, 9.

DRIVE-INS Comerford, Warrior," (R), 7:30, "Chinese Connection." (Hi, 9:20. Midvalley, That Girls Play," (R), 7:3 0: "Games That Guys Play," (R), 9:15. LINT. NITE Then he invariably heads home to New York. Re's done 11 Broadway plays he replaced Robert Bedford in In the Park" and nominations for Dow Jones" and Again.

a thriving business voice-overs for radio commericals," he "Those voice-overs me to maintain my yet they pay for rent, alimony, Phyllis part Tony just he says, a good one, they wanted him to regularly, he says he do it. Ile went immediately from Phyllis to the special on the kidnaping case, New York detective arrested Bruno Ilauptmann. Robert A is a native the son of the radio and TV announcer, Ken Roberts. lie surrounded by acting the late Everett a cousin and Paul was such a close the family Tony called Uncle Paul. There actors around not why he chose career.

lie says he actor because that thing he could do boy. fat as a kid," he weighed 215 when I doctor put me on a pills and I lost 40 STRAllERI'S RESTAURANT BAND STAR FRIDAY, JAN. 16thl 1976 KEYSTONE JUNIOR COLLEGE FIEIROOKIS By Lawrence E. Lamb, M.D. "Bareloo won Ton found out that over 80 per cent of "How No adult blacks and 12 per cent of 'Play It adults from European extrac- "I have lion have milk intolerance on doing voi this basis.

Most American In- and TV (bans, Ashkenazic Jews and says. Orientals are commonly into- enable er lerant to lactose in milk. anonmit' Contrary to previous con- ever' thin' cepts the Johns Hopkins study everYvthin; showed that as little as one glass Th- Ph' I a of milk would produce severe d'd i symptoms in over half of the ii people they studied who were but even lactose intolerant. So it doesn't play it re take much milk in half of the wouldn't people to cause problems like mediately you have. three-hoe The real problem is that Lindbergl nothing is being done about playing th it.

The Dairy Research group is tive whc working on the problem, but to Richard I my chagrin, in contacting large Tony dairies I find that the amount of New Yorl effort being made by some com- veteran I panies is shockingly small in- nouncer, deed. It is known that the lac- grew up tose in the milk can be split (and and actor the process is inexpensive). One Sloane wa dairy company replied they Stewart would need to study the market friend of potential of such a product. ed him 1 That kind of a reply stimu- were alw lates me to use some language the house. that couldn't be printed in my But that column.

Since the available acting as market is about 80 per cent of became ar the nation's adult blacks, and was the on over 10 per cent of the adult well as a 1 white population plus other "I was groups mentioned, it would take says. "I a Neanderthal not to realize the size of the market available. If as 17' A the dairy industry can't sell regimen such a product to the public it sinimmelamm would have to be because of poor marketing practices, not TA because of the lack of a market. For more information on I spastic colons send 50 cents for Dave The Health Letter number 2-1, Irritable or Spastic Colon and FOC Constipation. Send a long, stamped, self-addressed ennal velope for mailing.

Address your letter to me in care of The "DE Scranton Times, P.O. Box 1551, Radio City Station, New York, s1.00 N.Y. 10019. "Barefoot won Tony "How Now, 'Play It "1 have doing and TV says. enable anonymity, everything everything." The did was, but even if play it wouldn't three-hour Lindbergh playing the who Richard Tony New Yorker, veteran grew up and actors Sloane was Stewart friend of him were always the house.

But that's acting as a became an was the only well as a "I was says. "I was 17. A regimen of Dave "DEAD "DEAD DEAR DR. LAMBI have a real problem. My doctor says I have a spastic colon.

I have been on a bulk diet taking bran. Each morning I eat bran buds and 40 per cent bran with skim milk, no sugar. And I have tried bowel training and taking two glasses of liquids with breakfast that you suggest. Still nothing seems to help. I have lots of gas and distention.

My stomach is stretched from the gas and I am so uncomfortable part of the time that I just lie on my back and try not to move. My bowel movements are frequent or tend to be on the diarrhea side. Do you have any suggestions at all that might help me? DEAR READERIt is important that anyone with such a problem have a careful and complete evaluation. You may just be swallowing air and that is sometimes associated with nervous tension. You may have milk intolerance.

Some people lack the enzyme necessary to split lactose, the double sugar in milk. The sugar can't be a bsorbed without splitting and it acts somewhat like a chemical laxative, causing severe bloating and gaseousness in some people and symptoms that are similar to severe cases of spastic colon. You can find out if milk is your problem by eliminating all milk and milk products completely from your diet, and see what happens to your symptoms. That includes eliminating cheese and foods prepared using milk such as puddings, milk gravies and sauces. There has been a tendency to minimize the req tlency of milk intolerance in our population.

A recent report in the New England Journal of Medicine (May 29, 1975), a prestigious professional journal for doctors, points out how wrong that view really is. Doctors from Johns Hopkins School of Medicine R. LAMBI have a m. My doctor says I a stic colon. I have ulk diet taking bran.

ing I eat bran buds rent bran with skim tar. And I have tried iing and taking two quids with breakfast iggest. Still nothing of gas and disten- omach is stretched and I am so uncom- 1 of the time that I back and try not to bowel movements or tend to be on the le. ve any suggestions light help me? is im- anyone with such a a careful and aluation You may lowing air and that es associated with have milk intoler people lack the en- a ry to split lactose, in milk. The ie a bsorbed without I it acts somewhat cal laxative, caus- )loating and gase- some people and hat are similar to i of spastic colon.

ind out if milk is 1 by eliminating all ilk products corn- your diet, and see is to your symp- eludes eliminating foods prepared such as puddings, and sauces. been a tendency to fregnency of milk lour population. A in the New Eng- of Medicine (May irestigious profes for doctors, wrong that view ictors from Johns tool of Medicine 1911 N. Main Ave. Ample Parking Specializing In Italian Food Also Steaks, Chops and Lobster Tails COCKTAILS 1.50 With College I.D.

2.00 Without Sponsored ay TIMF-9 To 12 Student Government I THE SALOON I The banana has only 85 calories; it is one of the most popular fruits (along with oranges and apples) with Americans. 732 S. IRVING AVE. 1111.SAIT. NITES -LOBSTER TAILS--STEAKS--ROAST BEEF-BAKED FISH FILLETS ROMEMADE PIZZA EVERY NITE STAGE COACH IININ Kennedy Archbald TONITE Sutler Disco Dance Band ds" rrisswif, HAPPY HOURS 9-11 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT Pliske Phone 254-6754 Dave Jones FOOD-BEVERAGES-ENTERTAINMENT FRII SAT.

MITES BRANCH BAND" FRI. SAT. LUTES BRANCH BAND" 9. A truck travels 15 m.p.h. for the first half of a trip.

How fast must it go in the second half to average 30 m.p.h. for the entire trip? 10. A camp cook wants to measure 4 oz. of vinegar from a jug. He has, as measuring cups.

only a 5 a 3 oz. container. How can he get 4 oz? A LITTLE GOODY Puzzle benders ponder over little goodies, such as the card which states on one side: "The statement on the other side of this card is false." When the card is turned over, it states: "The statement on the other side of this is true." Try that for size. I I 1h3RIAN)Mgralirs 1 4 4 12:00 MIDNIGHT (13 Horror Feature 12:30 A.M. a) Great American Films "Fury at Furnace Creek." 130 A.M.

ag News 140 A.M. a) Rock Concert: Chuck Berry, Ruby Starr and Grey Ghost. 2:00 a) King of Jungleland 2:30 A.M. (I) Lowell Thomas 600 P.M. eD Rockford Files el) ED News (D Silent Years: "The a) State of he Thief of Bagdad." Weather P.M.

6:10 P.M. fp Police Story a) Phone 44 10:30 P.M. 6:30 P.M. CD Sketches of Poland tiFa 0 ED ED News 11:00 P.M. CD Liles, Yoga and You ED to ED Et) News 7:00 P.M.

CD Captioned News tiD The FBI 11:30 P.M. 0 Bowling for Dollars 0 ED Movie: a) Mery Griffin "Spinout," with EL) Cross-Wits Elvis Presley CD Dad's Army 0 Love, American 7:30 P.M. Style CO Truth or Consequ- ED Tonight Show ences CD War and Peace: Et) Name That Tune "Austerlitz" (13 People's Business COVER AFTER 9:30 Includes Drink OPEN WEDS. THRU SAT. NY pN YOUR REPORT CARD (S's, Es or equivalent are treated as A's) ENTITLES YOU TO A FREE HAMBURGER When Accompanied by An Adult FIZZI12 Ail 1 zrt 0 ii.

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I do this, not by wracking my brains, but by the simple expedient of looking in the back of the book: 1. He reaches the top on the 28th day. Once there, he does not slip back two feet. 2. Since the ship is afloat, and the rope ladder is hanging from the side, the ladder rises and falls with the ship.

Eight feet of it remains afloat at all times. 3. 160 miles per hour. Try converting miles per hour to miles per minute and the solution becomes simple. 4.

White. The only place a hunter can walk a mile south, a mile east, and return to his starting place by walking a mile straight north is at the North Pole. 5. Three sox. 6.

Ten birds, 20 four-footed animals. 7. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. 8. Three hours, three minutes.

When the lonely amoeba has produced once, it is three minutes behind the two in the other jar. 9. Assume any distance for this puzzle. If it is 30 miles, the first half at 15 m.p.h. requires one hour.

To average 30 m.p.h. would require one hour. Puzzle nine is insoluable. 8:00 P.M. I kon 0 Movie: "Volcano," with Maximilian Schell Channeilla Smart explodes! Griffith American Disaster, fires Style flood.

First Lands and time on TV! Seas tEl ED Sandy Duncan "No at the Ice Follies Time for ED Sanford and Son Sergeants" CO Washington Week in Hitch-Review cock 8:30 P.M. Step ED Chico and the Man Beyond a) Wall Street Week 700 Club 9:00 P.M. Championship Game Knicks vs. Kansas City Tennis "Three Violent People" Channel in A.M. Gorilla Little Rascals Smart Channel 0 Takes A Thief Erg ED Movie: "Class of '44," with Gary Grimes.

Schools List Open House pendi (FORMERLY ELBY'S) Steaks Chicken Spaghetti Seafood Route 81 at Blakey Street, Dunmore Route 6 11, Clarks Summit RESTAURANTS IJ.ASONIC Performance TEMP EFlis; a( Oa i 10 1 till ti I A I 0 et -4 I las FAMILY RESTAURANTS 1 yot I MASONIC TEMP El-NIL JAN. 2- 3M (FORMERLY ELBY'S) I St aks Chicken Spaghetti Seafood Ir I (One Performance Only) Pi set a IAL Eth 1 SEATS 6avo Livw.wv Route 81 at Blakey Street, Dunmore DAILY AT 1 Roue 6 11, Clarks Sum mit j', Illek A A Reeeel461. latTfleit eta Ise. FRANKLIN'S NOINVEN i I TliFeWbfirtileisiunentAymoV Ps, rs 1 Bernieleiaithinieletztatill'AgietrSireationg ilar 10. Fill the 5 oz.

container with vinegar. From it, fill the 3 oz. container. Pour the 3 oz. con-tamer back into the jug.

Then pour the 2 oz. now in the 5 oz. container into the 3 oz. container. Fill the 5 oz.

container from the Jug. Fill the 3 oz. container ith one oz. from the 5 ouncer. What ou have left is precisely I An open house wid be held Students from the school's at both the North and South Fashion Industry Program Lackawanna County Voca- will model sportsAear and tional-Technical Schools evening wear created and Wednesday from 7 to 9 m.

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