The Clay Center Dispatch from Clay Center, Kansas • 2

THE CLAY CENTER DISPATCH TUESDAY, A I'Ull, lit, 1910. Official Schedule, Central Kansas League of Base Ball Clubs i owClay Center Dispatch By DUpateM PuMlaMng Co. at Poetofflce at Clap Center, aa eecond class matter. VOLUME IX NUMBER 80 Subscription Rate. DAU.

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AIMUL 19, 1910. To the reader of the statement of the representatives of th Social Democracy recently placed in control of the city of Milwaukee it will occur that there might be worse things than Socialism. To the average man. of today their utterances sound about us radical as did the declarations of the Populists in the early days of their eventful career in those western states, and many there he who have adopted and are advocating the views then expressed, A Thought Tor Today Pleasure soon exhausts us and itself also; but endeavor never does. Richter.

STAND UP FOR CONVICTIONS ROYALTY ON ITS TRAVELS The World Has Little Respect for the Good Stories Told by 8enator Depow Man Who Seemingly Has No Mind of His Own, I of the Dulngi of Potentates of Hawaii. New famous C. K. League Schedule. The official schedule of tho Central Kansas league Is published today.

It will be noted that Clay Center opens the season at Concordia 10, 17 and. IS, going to llololt fur three games. The first at home games will be wllh Ellsworth on May 23, 21 and 25. Oe. May 20 Abilene comes for three games.

Elgthy-four games aie called for by this schedule, forty-two at home. All are three game series. The schedule as printed may contain a levy typographical errors as it was hurriedly gotten up, but these will be corrected and a revision printed. Registered Trotting Stallion. Burnnard 40332 Burnnard 11), b.

foaled 1904, 1C hands high, weight 1380; by George Woodbine 32927; dam Juvenalis, by Norvul 5335; granddam Mandolin, by Onward 1411, etc. Examined and found to be sound. Certificate No. 1008, Burnnard 40332 will make the season of 1910 a3 follow: Mondays and Tuesdays at home. Wednesdays and Thursdays at Fred Mullen's barn, Clay Center.

Fridays and Saturdays at Morgan-ville, at livery barn. Terms: $15 to Insure living colt. W. M. Schroeder There are many men who seem to have no convictions on any subject If they have any they give no sign They only smile and are silent That Is probably better than to be verbose and violent.

Vanity of opinion Is as bad ns to have none at all. In a real simon-pure conviction, there are modesty and courage both. Truth Is In ,0 Europe. the quiet voice, since It does not de- "An incident of this trip, said the pend on vainglory or rant. senator, "was one of the rare con- But a real man will say his say trlbUtlons to the sedate movement of when the time comes, not for contro- history, which promotes good tellow-versy for that Is not profitable, but ship by adding to the gaily of nations, to show his hand and what he is.

A i Chicago received the king with ini Senator Depaw of York, us an after-dinner speaker, told two good stories In the senate while he was speaking on a bill to regulate the government of Hawaii. He said. In reviewing th history of the islands, that the king and queen of the Islands once came to America and then went TODAY IN HISTORY. LAUNDRY ON TIME. That sounds doesn't it? Well, that's the way we do business.

If we tell you that you can have your ah CARLSON, pressive ceremonies on his arrival. After a weary day of parades and reviews the then mayor of the metropolis of the west found a king on his hands. Kings were not in his line, nor was he familiar with their attributes, the customs of court or the methods of addressing them. To relieve himself of embarrassment he drove his majesty to the leading hotel, and, leaving him in the lobby, said: Concordia Permanently Organized. Concordia, April 19.

At a meetin of the stockholders of the CoOcordia Base Ball association, at a certain, time, you gev it; and you which is to take over the Minneapolis get it done up as it should be. Now franchise in the ntral Kansas do you wonder we do a large business? league, a permanent organization was effected. l)r. A. O.

Sage was elected STAR STEAM LAUNDRY. president, Lynn Bloom secretary and Archie Reid treasurer. Five directors, W. K. Waifcson, Wm.

Harrison, Clairovoyant UNDERTAKERS. mnns personal Influence Is stronger than his argument, and he Is false to the truth that Is In him If he does not show that. We have great Issues before us moral, political, social which every man should think about and understand, and be ready to take a stand upon, and take It. But there are many who don't do this, who are negative or cowardly and only smile or grin when one of these subjects Is mentioned. They seem to think that to disagree with another is a great offense.

It is an offense not to disagree if one really does, for If an er ror goes unchallenged, It Is strengthened. When a man says such a thing is right and you think it isnt, say so, quietly and earnestly, and let it go at and faimist Good afternoon, king: we have had a hard day, and I think you had better Hunt, were also elected. The direct-go up to your room and wash up. ors will at once have Lie grounds put When their majesties arrived In in shape, build a grand stand aud London they were entertained by 1 otherwise make preparations for the royalty and were guests at Windsor, opening of the season. Harry Short continued the senator.

"There was a will likely be engaged to manage the current story at the time, he said, team. The players will be ordered that at the dinner the Hawaiian to report here for practice not later 'Your than the first of May. Enthusiasm Bert Laiighlin, Paul Rohr and1 C. L. Have secured services of E.

W. Cross, Licensed EmDaimer and Funeral Director Phone 306. 719 Fifth St. Calls answered promptly day or night. To I seems to be at high pitch and big be made for the 1 opening game.

preparations will that. The worst mollycoddle Is the man majesty, I am a blood relative, who believes a thing is true and neglects to say so, when it is called in question. The world would go backward if all were like him. Columbus Journal, queen said to Queen Victoria; the astonished inquiry, 'How so? Hawaiian queen answered. 'My father ate Capt.

NONE TO DO HIM the grand No High School Game Monday. REVERENCE No games were played in the high school league Monday on account of Jr. i'h, I. the dentist Sad Time, Indeed, for the One Time Political Boss. When He Is Down and Out, No better exposition of the coldblooded nature ol' the political machine, with the quick desertion of its adherents when "there's nothing to Crown.

Bridge and Plate Work Specialty. 'Phone 369. the prevailing cold weather. However, all of Monday's games will be played Wednesday, that being an off day. Tomorrow the seniors play the juniors at Dexter park and the sophomores and freshmen clash at the Garfield school.

The interest in the league has been it, could there be than the lonely with each game played and death ol the man who ruled New tQ preiict a winner at this time would York state and for a while made 8y-H)0 almost impossible. The games, emors, senators, and even tried his aro growlng better cioser hand at president-making, says the day and ROme of them are good New York Post. enough tor to witness. From A man who called to see him hta for the pennant will little Eleventh street flat about a year ago asked if it was in this place he re- be a hot one and if you want to enjoy OFFICE LINCOLN AVENUlf CHARLES ROSE UNDERTAKER AND LICENSED EMBALMER. I ROf.

EDWARDS Great Mystic Seer. Strangely fascinating are the words that come front the lisp of this most ceived his friends some real true sport) just go down to interesting man, whose journey of -j have no friends," said the old Dexter park or over to the Garfield life lias already taken him through man bitterly school agy afternoon and see plenty jail the renowned psychic schools of DEEP BREATHING MAY HURT Carried to Excess, It Has Been Proved to Have Injurious Effect on the Lungs. One of the solid satisfactions of life comes from the simple breathing of pure air a satisfaction which fortunately cannot be affected by the cost of living. And the older one gets and the more the keen edge of other pleasures wears off, the greater is the felicity derived from merely filling the lungs with pure air. But now it seems that clanger lurks in even that pleasure, harmless, in-j expensive, beneficial as it may appear.

I A physician who has had considerable experience in the treatment of soldiers says that he has found a large percentage of them suffering from distended air cells and ruptured partition walls in the lungs an incurable condition. He calls it vesicular emphysema, and says it comes from the practice of breathing too deeply. So, instead of deep breathing being a panacea for many ills and recommended by the physical culturists, it may even be fatal. We mustnt eat too much, or drink i too much, or exercise too much, and now the ban has been put upon i breathing too much. The battle of Lexington, which was the beginning of the Revolutionary war, Considered one of the great epochs in the worlds history, was fought April 19.

1 775. Early in the morning of that eventful day a detachment of liritish trorps marched out of Boston with orders to destroy military stores which the patriots had collected at Concord. Being warned of their approach, a little band of "minute men" assembled at Lexington, about half way between Boston and Concord. They were driven back with a loss of seven men, the first bloodshed of the revolution. The British, pushed on to Concord, destroyed the stores and began the return march.

But now the whole region was aroused. The spirit of generations of fighting blood blazed out In fierce desire for revenge. Every man and boy able to carry a rifle hurried to the scene. From behind the rocks, logs, fences, trees and buildings they poured an incessant fire into it he ranks of the redcoats. The march became a retreat and finally a rout.

Had it not been for timely reinforcements the whole detachment would have been wiped out. As it was the British loss amounted to 300 in killed and wounded. It was a small battle, comparatively, but it lighted the beacon fires of liberty in America. L. CAME THROUGH DEATH VALLEY Only Recorded Instance Where a Man Has Successfully Crossed Dread Spot on Foot.

Death valley is the most barren part of the great American desert. More men have died in its arid wastes than any other equal area of the world's surface, barring the great battle fields. It lies, a great sink In the sandy plain, about 250 miles north and east of Los Angeles, and within the boundaries of that state. The valley received its sinister name owing to the fact that in the early '50s a party of emigrants, some 220 in number, traveling overland by wagon from Salt Lake City, Utah, to Los Angeles, perished in its awful solitudes, barely a man escaping In the Wide World Magazine Is given the story of a man who, alone and unaided, conquered Death valley in the hottest month of the desert year. The tale of awful suffering endured by this man, W.

Manton, of Rhyolite, is told for the first time in his own words. For almost a week Manton was lost In the heart of Death valley. In three days he tramped SO miles over sands so hot that he could scarcely walk on them, though shod with heavy shoes. During those never-ending days he had no food and but one drink of water. When he staggered up to Cub Lee's Furnace Creek ranch, more dead than alive, his tongue was swollen to such a size that his mouth could no longer contain it.

His lips and eyelids were cracked open; his clothing was In tatters, and his shoes were coated with heavy Incrustation of borax and other alkalines, which had eaten great holas in the leather. At first he could not drink, and the touch of water was as fire to his parched lips and tongue. Kind hearted ranchmen and miners forced the precious fluid into his mouth with a straw, with a spoon any way to get him revived. And eventually he spoke, telling the strange story of his crossing the dread pit; of how he had wandered therein for many days with no companions save the lizards and the snakes of the barren sands. hones: Office, 76; residence, 111.

Office od Court Street, opp--site the Court House. CL CENTER KAN. "But your old associates, the men cf it. for whom you did things; surely they come to see you?" No, they dont. But how about your classmates in Yale are any of them alive?" "I nearly severe Egypt, India and Europe.

It seems Indeed as if his knowledge must come from the mysterious world of which we all would know, yet longing can not know, but Prof. Edwards looks far away into the dark future and with his wonderful perceptive mind has puzzled) the citizens of Kansas. The sparated are brought together, Saved From the Grave. had about given up hope, after four years of suffering from a lung trouble, writes Mrs. M.

"I don't know, was the indifferent Djx 0f Clarksville, Tenn. Often reply. the pain in my chest would be almost Dont you ever go down to the unhearable and I could not do any Use UNCLE SAM OIL COMPANYS Kerosene, Gasoline, Fuel Oil, Crude Oil, Lubricating Oils 'and Greases. F. B.

WOODBURY, Agent. Successor to Benj. Watkins Phone 427. Yale club?" w-0rk, but Dr. Kings New Discovery "I never was a member oi the Yale made me feej nje a -new person, is recovered, the mist is brushed away foes are made friends, lost property club." Another reference to neglectful friends seemed to wake in him a new Its the best medicine made for the from business ventures, the hand is throat and lungs.

Obstinate coughs, so guided that failures are averted, stubborn colds, hay fever, la grippe, Call and we will you away asthma, croup, bronchitis and hem- happier, wise and bolder than be- J. E. McDOUCAL CEMENT CONTRACTOR. Estimates furnished cheerfully la any part of Clay county. Block work a specialty.

Residence 710 Dexter. Phone 338 White. vigor. Ill expose them, Ill expose them, he exclaimed. Im writing my orrhages, hoarseness and whooping fore; the sad and broken hearted go rough, yield quickly to this wonderful away happy.

medicine. Try lt 50 cents and $1. Dont wait, but come now for your Trial bottles free. Guaranteed by all i own sake; tomorrow may be too late, druggists. Parlors, at HOTEL PARKA.

(Prl- vate entrance on side). Full readings for Notice: Prof. Edwards will be here i for a short time only, as he lias other important engagements. First English Wards. It is a libel on foreigners to say that the first English word they learn is damn, said the trained nurse.

"It isn't damn at all, it is upsey daisy. There is something Worse Than Bullets. Bullets have often caused less suffering to soldiers than the eczema C. HAGENBUCH, AUCTIONEER. about that classic nursery phrase that tickles their ears.

They seem to pick it up the day they leave Ellis island L. W. Ilarriman, Burlington, got in the army and suffered with forty Bad Handwriting. Every man who has his living to earn or any work in the world to do ought to be made to understand that if lie does not write legibly at least, if not beautifully, it is entirely his own fault, and that if he is made to suffer for it he has only himself to blame. The pestilent theory that bad writing is the sign of a great mind ought to receive no countenance from men of common sense.

It Is sometimes. no doubt, the result of extreme pressure of business; but in most cases it is the sign either of bad training or of a contemptible perversity in fashion or of a careless and unstable disposition which will display itself sooner or later in things much more important than handwriting. In no case is it to be commended: in only few cases is it to be even excused. Kan. ('all No.

37 at Morganville at my expense if contemplating jfiiise of Eczema Explained holding aia. After years of debate medical au- yi Lcl Oltll orities are now agreed that eczema VUJ. thoritie and other skin diseases are not seated in the blood, but are caused by myriads of microscopic animals years. "But Bucklens Arnica Salve I know hundreds of foreigners the cured me when all else failed. he poor, hard-working kind, with big fani- writes Greatest healer for sores, ul-ilies and am familiar with their lin- cer9 hoils, burns, cuts, wounds, bruis-guistic attainments.

They are fond eg and pileg; 25 at all druggists, fathers and mothers, most of them, and they jabber baby talk as volubly as American parents. Mos't of. it is their native jargon, but upsey daisy' is the gem of their vocabulary. Go into any foreign quarter you please, and watch tha grown-ups toss the babies to the ceiling. Nine times out ten they will preface that stunt with 'upsey daisy.

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVES Hi Foley's Kidat-y AUCTIONED Imrty-one years- experience.

left at this office or with either the flesh just below the will receive uror- slg- epidermK The patient is perfectly'0- the 'anks WlH yr0 lection. Pee me before matanc date K. WEAVER any healthy, it is only the skin that is diseased. Hence, scientists are 'now agreed that you must cure the skin through the skin. The medicine must be in liquid form in order to penetrate properly.

And we can say with con-I fidence that we have the true remedy for eczema in our store. I The instant you wash with this loothing liquid you will find the itch case of kidney and bb.dder DENTIST Office in First National Bank building up stairs. Phone 106, Clay Center Calm Face in Danger. Mr. Jepson is a calm man, not easily upset.

0n one occasion as his motor car had come to a sudden stop he crawled beneath to see what was the matter. Somehow or other some gasolin ignited. A fierce burst of flame and smoke came forth, enveloping Mr. Jepson. In the midst of the excitement he walked to oe side, with his usual slow and regular step.

His face was black, his eyebrows and eyelashes were singed, and what was left of his hair and beard was a sight to behold. Some one brought a mirror, and he had a look at himself. As usual, however. he took matter philosophically. The Beggars Stratagem.

For artistic methods the Parisian beggar is hard to beat. ne man recently arrested was in the habit of wandering through the streets followed at a considerable distance by a Newfoundland dog. On seeing a bone or a crust in the gutter he would dart on it feverishly, and the dog would rush and snatch it from him. A terrific struggle ensued, ending in the flight of Vue dog bearing off AT ATI YU prize, white the man lay exhausted in HYT tv AHV the gutter. It is easy to imagine howl toubi.x -i atio fine acclct.

Job work at The Dispatch office. le not beyond the reach cf medicine. No medicine can do more. FuHinfr ton Held. MEYISKIMEYPHIS after assist "'e this.

Will you try a bottle (at only DE. D. P. COCK HOMEOPATHIST. Office Over Farmers State Bank.

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Prescription Fullington Held. Spider an Ague Cure. In some parts of England the spider was formerly believed to be an efficient cure for ague. Writing to an old jjumbe cf Notes and Queries, a SomersctrMro vicar remarks: One of my paris hloneis suffering from ague war advised to a large spider and shut him up in a box. As ho pines away the disease is supposed to wear Itself out.

In the couth of Ireland a largo house spider enveloped in treacle cr preserve was used for tLe sazre COE. plaint KAXSFEK Field Seeds. Alfalfa, millet, cane, kaffir and kind-hearted wayfarers, Well, he said, slowly and deJib i 'S lii! to rise, would shower coils Moving pianos a specialty. Price, A.U other transferring and L50- oter erately, 1 was needing a shave and' the poor devil driven by povei ly TAf pjfT other seeds. See me for prices.

M. mv hair cut anyway. 1 to fight so desperately for a meager Patterson. drayipB done promptly. Phone Zb..