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SANTA CRUZ DAILY SENTINEL SATURDAY MORNING, APRIL 8, 1899 ties were present. Friday Mr. and Mrs. Santa Cruz Daily Sentinel. Written for the i Family Jars.

AX Alteration Special! Shorthand and Typewriting. A shorthand and type writing class has been started. Mr. H. C.

Henny, a gentleman of experience as a shorthand teacher, has been engaged to superintend the department. Not Is the time to begin. For particulars apply to CHESNUTWOOD'S BUSINESS COLLEGE, $1.25, $1, 88c and 75c SHIRT WAISTS, RIGHT STYLES! YOUR CHOICE OF THE ABOVE AT FIFTY CENTS EACH! JUST THIS WEEK! i I SS I SS i SS I THE RACKET, MODERN STOIIE. PROMPT DELIVERY TO ANY PART OF TOWN. 157 PAC.

AV. PHONE 302 RED. 8S- AGENT FOR J. G. TANNER, EASTMAN'S PHOTOGRAPHIC PRODUCTS.

TRY THE NEW "SHORT DAY PAPER" DEKKO. A COMPLETE LINE OF EASTMAN'S KODAKS AND CAMERAS. 67 Pacific lv. 1ICI A 1 HONEST S. A.

PALMER, Agent, 1 SANTA CRUZ LUMBER CO. Yard, Foot of Washington Santa Crm Dealer! In Redwood and Pine Lumber, Mill Work and Tanks Telephone and Electric Light Poles a Specialty. MOULDINCS, SHAKES, SHINCLES, LATH, DOORS, WINDOWS, ETC r)rHeraosn he loft at K. HIHN OCKICS. Telenhone.

Suniot. HI ink Vll. rarJO- LOMA PRIETA LUMBER COMPANY Planing Mill and Yard, Foot of Pacific Santa Crua. Dealers in all kinds of Lumber, Shingles, Shakes, Mouldings of all kinds. WINE AND WATEii TANKS, Doors and Windows of all descriptions, Plain and Colored Glass, Plate Glass and Bevel Mirrors, Window Weights and Sash Cora TeloplionA tVl Ml ti 10 -I GREAT BARGAIN SALE BBSsHBsHMHsHlslssHBHB IN rtt VALUE Santa Cruz, Cal.

Everything on the Face of the Earth In high grade food stuffs In canned goods, of all kinds, choice teas and coffees of fine blend and exqnialte flavor, the best grades of family floor, and food cereals you will find at all seasons In our select stock of fancy and staple groceries. WILLIAMSON GARRETT 49 PACIFIC AVENTJB. LHVL "SENTINEL" JOTTINO.S County bills are payable today. All the latent nliupiu tu Menu' Hats at WILLIAMS 3 Many salmon were caught Friday. Try a pair of Jonas' $2 Old Glory Shoes for general use; you'll proflt by it.

The Supervisors will be in session today. Cabinet i'hotoB for per dozen ut 283 Pacific Av. till April 15th. Pictures copied and enlarged. Finished In Crayon, Water Color and Pastel.

2 The Mercury will have three lino, types Installed In a few weeks. Flour White Hose, Drifted Snow and Sperry's are the beat. Intelligence ofllee. 125 Pac. Av.

M. Uarborka has moved his stock of Jewelry, to San Francisco. Fishing Tackle at Hrazer's, under the Town Clock. WI1LIAMS for swell Neckwear. Sunday excursion trains from San Francisco are expected to begin running tomorrow.

100 sks Cocoa Cake at Johnston's. D. Jonas a Handsome Dress Shoe for men ut 13.50, in cloth or kid top, in tan or black vici kid; they are genuine welts. 1 he Christian Endeavor rally will be held at the Congregational Instead of the Methodist Church this evening. Costumes for the masquerade have arrived and may be found at llage-niann Hotel.

4 Shakes and Shingles, Johnston's. The Naval Reserves' masquerade ball at the Armory takes place this evening. A large attendance Is promised. Fresh Groceries Just received at PUkuell's, ISO Pacific Av. 5 Jonas sells the Carheart brand of Overalls for railroad men.

The "White Squadron" will be produced at the Opera House next Friday evening for the benefit of the Naval Reserves. WILLIAMS HHOS. are up-to-date Gents' Furnishers and Hatters. 3 Oet your Harness, Whips. Lap Robe He, of Dan Williams.

173 Pacific Av. A mill is to be started near Wat-sonville for the manufacture of Btraw-board and binders' board by the Wat-sonville Paper Co. TEEL The most reliable Shoes HOD made for ladies, misses CHOOL and children, youth and HOES, boys at Jonas' Clothing and Shoe House. Charles Pierrot or any one knowing his whereabouts will confer a favor by sending his address to Frank H. Snow, Petaluma.

500 Bks Wheat at Johnston's. For gale second-band carts and a buggy at E. Grand Trustee John of San Luis Obispo visited Court Santa Cruz. Foresters of America, Thursday evening. A smoker was given In his honor.

Dress Trousers from J2.50 up at Jonas' Clothing and Shoe House. NAVAL MILITIA DANCE. AT COOPER'S. MASKS 1 A new flag floated at half-mast from the pole on the Lower Plaza Friday in memory of the brave soldiers who were interred In Arlington Cemetery. Gas Stoves.

The warm weather has come and you ill waut a gas stove. Call at our office and see what we can do for you. Buy the Guarantee Mantel. For saie by S. C.

E. L. P. River St. In the Superior Court Friday W.

E. Peck pieail not guhly, and his trial on one indictment was set for May 2Jd, his trial on the other indictments to follow. Cabinet Photos for S1.5U per dozen at 283 Pacitic Av. till April 15th. Pictures copied and enlarged.

Finished in Crayon, Water Color and Pastel. 2 200 sks Shells at Johnston's. Joseph Ball has begun the work of reopening the grade between Feltou and Santa Cruz. Supervisor Runibo estimates that possibly $250, will cover the cost of the work. Strew and Crash Hats from 20c up at Jonas' Clothing and Shoe House.

Deodorized Blood Meal, Johnston's. Dr. II. 11. Clark, while on the way to see a patient, was seized with a hemorrhage Kriduy near Garfield Park, and was taken to his home, where physicians were called in to attend him.

WANTED An industrious, moral lKy between 15 and 17 years, who is living with his parents, to learn trade at the "Sentinel" office. Call Immediately. No shirk need apply. Tonight at'lhe Y. M.

C. A. gymnasium, the Orioles and Rustlers will meet for their last tournament grime of basket ball. The game will be an interesting one from the time the bull Is put in play. Ilumanic Shoes for Men at Jonas'.

Cabinet Photos for $1.50 per dozen at 283 Pacific Av. till April 15th. Pictures copied and enlarged. Finished in Crayon, Wuter Color and Pastel. 7 On Friday afternoon while Mrs.

J. L. Everts and Mrs. Louise Drennan were making a call on Mission a team attached to a sprinkling wagon lan away, the wagon colliding with Mrs. Everts' buggy, which was badly damaged, NELLIE M'HENRY (The Bicycle Girl) says: I have used Kurtz Freck.

le Salve and. highly recommend it for the complexion. It makes a clean skin. For sale by all Druggists, tf Nobby Golf Shirts at Cash Store. WILLIAMS 3 in han ranclseo, I nursday even ing H.

W. West of this county as mar ried by Rev. J. N. Heard to Miss Anna Karmany, sister of ('apt.

Karmany of the marines of the warship Iowa, now lying in the harbor of San Francisco. Only a few of the most intimate friends and relatives of the contracting par- Good People, Of GRANITE, Blue and White Aluminum, Tin and Galvanized Ware regardless of cost West came us far as San Jose by tail, where a team was engaged, they driv ing through the miles of orchards In the great Santa Clara Valley and over the Santa Cruz mountains to their Boulder Creek home. Nice, rosh Groceries 180 Pacific Av. Mrkneil's, 6 The following players cdvi'posu the Young Beachcombers' team: Thurber, catcher; Perrine, pitcher; Hoose, 1st base; Ixivett, 2d base; Shepard, 3d base; Griftin, shortstop; Alzina, right field; Noon, left field; Peakes, center field; Silva, extra. They will play thu Skylands at Glenwood tomorrow.

Field and Garden SeedB, Johnston's. Spalding's Base Ball Goods at Bla zer's, under the Town Clock. It Is much safer to buy the Steel Shod Shoes for your boys and girls than any other make. They have been tried and found satisfactory in tit, wear and com fort. D.

Jonas is in receipt of an elegant Btock of up-to-date Steel Shod Shoes; every pair warranted. On Friday morning Henry Hipp and wife were in a cart drawn by oue horse on Mission near the Upper Plaza, when the animal ran away. The horse was not slopped until a telephone pole near Walnut Av. was collided with, the occupants being thrown out and bruised. Mrs.

Hipp was badly cut about the head and face. 'I he cart was considerably damaged. It was filled with groceries, which were scattered in all directions as the hoi'Be dashed along the roadway. SOCIAL AND PERSONAL. Prlngle is in the metropolis.

Jewell of the Examiner is in Jas. McNeil Is back from San Fran- cIbco. Emil Halstead Francisco. Is down from San J. A.

Tail is confined to his home by Illness. Mr. and Mrs. R. H.

Wellington are at the St. Geui'ge. Miss Jessie Brown of San Francisco is visiting relatives here. H. F.

Anderson and Mr. Newlin go to Moss Landing today on a hunting trip. J. P. Smith and family will euve San Francisco for Europe in a few weeks.

John F. Piukham, of San Francisco, is visiting his sister, Mrs. John Bag-nail, at Ben Lomond. On April 12th C. E.

Mitchem of Chicago and Miss Eva Roff, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Roff, will be united In marriage in this city.

C. M. Wooster, editor, manager and principal owner of the Sun Jose Mercury called on us Friday evening. Under his management the improvement in the Mercury, always a good Newspaper, Is noticeable. Ready for the Jury.

At t'. D. Elweli trial Friday in the Superior Court the defendant testified. rie sain mat ue nai never aiLempiea or offered to bribe N. Mosher.

Elweli testified: "1 met Mosher on Pacific Av. He saluted me and I said, 'What's all this rumor about change of He replied, 'Someone has changed the Who changed the I asked. 'Some of you he replied. Mosher also said that he was not in busiuess for his health. I Haid: Why don you pull Jim's By Jim I mean Jas.

A. McMahon. Mosher replied. 'I didn't think of At that time 1 did not have any idea tf any investigation. I did not know that the Supervisors were to meet.

1 lid not know that Mosher was to be called as a witness." The testimony of the witness was not shaken in the least on cross-examination. J. A. McMahon testified that Kl-well's reputation is of the best. Objection to the question as to whether he had instructed Elweli to bribe Mosher was sustained.

In the afternoon arguments were made by District Attorney Knight and Attorney Lindsay. At 4 P. M. the case was continued until 9:30 A. M.

today, when Judge Smith will deliver Ills charge to the jury. Foot Ball. There will be a game of football at Dolphin Park at 2:30 this afternoon between Santa Cruz High School and Soquel High School. The line-up is as follows: Santa Cruz Position Soauel MeCall End Mason Gretcher Tackle (Jarr Fagen Guard Nutter Norris Center Martin Gregg Tackle Ware Twist Tackle Ware l.inscott End Ilickev Garrett Merrill Mttrell Half Ware Burroughs Half Angel Foster Full c. Angell For frost bites, burns, Indolent sores eczema, skin disease, and especially Piles, De Witt's Witch Hazel Salvt stands first and best.

Look out for disnonest people who try to Imitate and counterfeit It. It's their endorse ment of a good article. Worthless goods are uot Imitated. Get De Wilt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by J.

G. Tanner. No Fight. SAN FRANCISCO, April 7. The re was no fight this evening between Smith and Green.

Owing to the Bin all audience Smith refused to go on. so IJie fight was declared off. Schillings Best money-back tea and bak i nsj powder at Ibur Grocers Look Here must sell it. They say to you. Call and By Mark Tapley.

MANDY SMUDGE. 1 was just tired out; my arms ached and my feet were sore and blistered, for 1 had been from daybreak till dusk following the plow up and down the steep side hills that constitute our little ranch, and so could scarcely keep my eyes open as I tried to 1 had before me Vol. XXXIV of the Century Magazine opened at page 419, and read this: "You suy toll fatigues you" "You would not say that a wheel Is fatigued, and yet the body Is just as material as a wheel, setting aside what the human mind says to the body it would never be weary any more than an inanimate wheel. Understanding this great fact rests you more than hourB of repose." Eddy. Closing the book impatiently, I mur mured, "If this old lady's Inspired utterance" is Christian Science what is the difference between it and the insane drivel of lunacy? And though 1 tried long and earnestly to solve this conun drum I was finally compelled to give it up.

Perhaps the reason I did bo was because 1 felt nervous and Irritable and the loud snoring of "Slippery Sam" 1 beg bis pardon, Dr. Samuel Slick, F. S. S. Defender of the Faith and Doctor of the Science of Spout, who was Bleeping and doing his "absent treatment" at the same time on the parlor sofa annoyed me, and I felt angry with myself for yielding to bis request for permission to stay with us a few days.

For Sam was indeed a full-fledged and money Just rolled Id upon him, as he had a patient or two in almost all the towns and villages for forty miles around who sent him checks for "absent So he smoked the finest of cigars and had always a case of champagne on hand to assist him in his "treatment" of his absent dupes. Distance was no obstacle to Sam's undertaking the cure of a patient, for, as it is written on page 424, "There Is no space or time to mind. A person in St. Iouis may be near me while I am In New York. Sit down and think of the person you wish to affect and you are sure to reach him.

Remember that every thought you think will be transferred to the persons thought of, if you think long enough and strong enough." Hazzard. "I cured heart disease without having seen the patient." Eddy, page 424. Thinking of all this as I Bat alone in my room and vexed that I had been weak enough to allow such a rank im-poster under our roof I tried to devise a plan of getting rid of him, and at last a bright idea struck me. BetEy had taken the children with her to her mother's to spend the evening, so with the exception of the "Dr." and myself no one was in the house except Manriy Smudge. Now, Mandy Smudge is an elderly spinster who conies to help Betsy on washing days.

I should guess that Bhe Is forty or thereabouts, but she is the possessor of heart as soft and susceptible as that of the most sentimental maiden of sweet sixteen, and carries with her wherever she goes, and reads on every available opportunity, love stories and poetry of the most maudlin and gushing type. Hut nature has not been kind to poor Mandy. Her long thin face is ter ribly pitted from small pox; her hair is of the most brilliant hue. and her eyes have the most horrible "cast" conceivable. In addition to this, when Bhe was a little child a savage dog bit off the greater portion of her nose, and so, though her heart is in the right place, her personal appearance 1b not what would truthfully be termed altogether attractive, und that Is the reason perhaps that she has uot hitherto met with one of those devoted lovers she delights to read about so much in her romances.

So, poor girl, when she found that the unfeeling men would not take hur willingly to their arms, she took to fainting spells and unceremoniously dropped into those of the "happy' man who happened to be the nearest to her. But even this poor consolation is now hurd to find, for when poor Mandy happens to appear anywhere ail the men as quickly disappear and It must grieve her loving heart to see the haste with which they do so. Even when she is out walking on the county road and meets oue of them lomiug towards her she is often pained beyond expression to Bee him turn back and run the other way or else climb the nearest fence and hide in the woods until she has got well pust him. She has even tried sending highly perfumed billet-doux to the favored one who for the time being had won her maiden affections and many of fur young and old bachelors have received one or more of those sweet toknn of her regard. 1 have one of them before me now.

I found It on the roadside where some ungrateful wretch of a man had thro mi it. On one corner of a sheet of brightly colored paper are a couple of naked little Cupids and on the other a pair of large sized hearts transfixed with a speur, and written in a large round hand are the following lines: "My dear luv, ther ros is red, ther vilet blu. ther pink is pretty an so ar yu, an so is she hu scuts yu this an wen we meat wel ave a kis." The rest of the page is covered with crosses, which, 1 presume, she intended to denote the number of kisses she would allow, or give; but as most of our neighbors are good climbers and runners 1 doubt very much if she ever succeeded in getting the full tally Mandy'a Now, 1 had often watched face when the "Ur." was explaining the truths and beauties of Christian Science and could see that doctrine had made a great impression 011 her mind, so I was not surprised when she told me that evening after supper that she should like to be treated by him, anl though 1 told her what a colossal humbug he was she insisted on try- ing what he could do and begged me to speak to the "Dr." for her. I knew Unit "wnen a women will, sua will, and so remembering ner mill I slipped down into the kitchen and told Mandy the lr" was ready 10 re ceive her, and then waking up tue sleeper I told him a patient wished to see him, and returned to my room and closed the door. Kor a time only the indistinct mur-1 mur of their voices reached me.

biit I bye and bye, as Sam warmed up to Ins 'subject, every word became distinctly 'audible, and I was really surpiised to hear the flow of eloquence thai issued, from his lips, and from the bottom of my heart pitied the poor willing dupe who so Migerly drank in his words, lie told her that she only falsely thought I that her face was scarred; that her none was as perfect as his own, and Singular in relate, lue manufacturers of that wonderful new California remedy. Casca Ferrine llilters, are honest enough to admit that there exist many ailments which the hitters will not even relieve. They can afford to take this position, however, b-'cause of the genuineness of the preparation, and Its mar velous eliicncy in cases of malaria, con- ion, dyspepsia, headache and all ach troubles or where a superior tonic is desirable. Heing the only ionic laxative known, it Is necessarily 'oniing Into great demand. For sale by J.

G. Tanner and the Model Drug -Store. 1 for 10 DAYS ONLY. Our entire Stock of above goods every- thing goes w. H.

Lamb. Corner Pacific Av. ahd Church St. YESTERDAY'S HOTEL ARRIVALS. HOTEL ST.

GEOB0E. E. L. Paddock, J. Marcuse, D.

M. JanBsen, R. C. Jewett, Jno W. Heidi, H.

D. Gaskell, S. Seeltg, Jesse M. Levy, M. H.

Falkenstein, Geo. R. King, M. AdelBhorff, H. C.

St. Denis, San Francisco; Kobt. L. Conner, Chicago, Hi; A. C.

Bassett, Meulo Park; J. W. Brlgg, Los Angeles. PACIFIC OCCAM HOUSE. F.

W. Ely, U. H. Conaught, J. P.

Bartelme, J. P. Murime, A. C. Hundule, Frederick Owens, N.

Tickner, N. W. Ottenheimer, 1. Goodfriend, Geo. Jackson, A.

J. Levy, James Alexander, San Francisco; D. J. Flannery, C. M.

Wooster, San Jose. SPAIN'S GREATEST NEED. Mr, R. P. Olivia, of Bercelona, Spain, spends tm winters at Aiken, S.

C. Weak nerves has caused severe pain in the back of his head. On using Elec tric Bitters, America's greatest Blood and Nerve Remedy, ail pain soon left him, He says this grand medicine is what his country needs. All America knows that it cures liver and kidney troubles, purities the blood, tones up the stomach, strengthens the nerves, puts vim, vigor and new life Jnto every muscle, nerve and organ of the body. If weak, tired or ailing you need It.

Every bottle guaranteed, only 50 cents. Sold by J. G. Tanner, and the Model Drug Store. AT ThE RECORDERS OFFICE.

Reported dally for the "Sentinel" by Makinney Dake, Searchers of Records and Conveyances, No. 22 Cooper St, REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Joshua Parrish to Narclssa Parrish et al. 115.660 acres in Soquel Town ship; also 110.989 acres in Soquel Township; also personal property, love and affection. MORTGAGES.

Mortgages for $310 and $1,500 filed. Mortgages for $1,500 and $150 satis- fled. GIVEN WITH EACH 25-CENT PURCHASE TEAS, COFFEES, SPICES Tour Choice FREE of Following Article! THIN FANCY DECORATED CHINA- WARE. 1 Cream Pitcher. 1 Fruit Dessert 1 Oat Meal Bowl.

1 Mug. ROYAL PORCELAIN, ASSORTED DECORATIONS. 1 Plate, 7 inches. 6 Butters, Individual. 2 Fruit Saucers.

3 Saucers. 1 Table Bowl. CRYSTAL GLASSWARE. 1 Pickle Dish. 1 Spoon Tray.

3 Table Tumblers. 4 Fruit Desserts. 1 Hotel Cream Pitcher. 1 Table Goblet Money Saying Prices! TEAS 30, 35, 40, 50, 60 Cents per pound. COFFEES 10, 15, 20.

25, 30, 35 Cents per Pound. SPICES 10, 15, 25 Cents per Can. BAKING POWDER 15, 25, 45 Cents per Can. It pays to come direct to our Stores. We run 100 Stores, that's why we sell so cheap.

Great Eastern Tea Co- 140 Pacific. Av. Phone 293 Black SANTA CRUZ, CAL. TIDE TABLE FOR APRIL, 1899, Furnished for the "Sentinel" by W. R.

Springer, Watchmaker and Opticiau, 212 Pacific Santa Cruz, A 11 WjFt W't jH WFt WFt Wi I Wl Wj 8 i 8 9 lUti 2 3 151 1 9 40 6 8 9 3 51,0 4,10 11(6 2 3 54,1 5,10 U6 9 10 4 34,0 011 0 4 9,10 417 0 111 5 211 02,11 55,5 Si 6 US 2 3,11 17,6 9 W'l iL Wl IH Wi 12 6 10,0 2,12 49,5 4 5 492 7 13j 0 00,6 7 6 59,0 1 1 45,5 2, 6 30,2 9 14, 0 33,6 1, 7 50,0 1, 2 51,5 0 7 013 0 15, 1 216 1 8 46 0 4j 4 01,5 0 8 29,3 4 16, 2 16 5 6i 9 42,0 7l 6 11,5 1 9 54,3 4 17, 3 22,5 2,10 41 0 9 6 10,5 3,11 23,3 3 lo 4 424 9:11 211 2 6 45 6 Wl Wi 191 0 21,3 1 5 554 8,12 41 7 19,5 7 20 1 202 7 00j4 9 1 051 5 7 48,5 9 2l 1 49,2 1 7 62:4 9 1 40,1 7 8 16j6 0 22 2 34,1 6( 8 42,5 1 2 14 1 9 8 41 6 2 23 3 06,1 0 9 30 5 3 2 50,2 1 9 05 6 4 24 3 410 4110 16,5 4 4 022 5(10 06:6 7 25 4 21 0111 02 5 4 4 02 2 6H0 (IM 7 26 5 4H1 62 5 41 4 41 2 810 42:6 8 271 5 B0 06'12 4515 41 6 28 3 1 28 0 006 9 6 40 07 1 425 4 6 19 3 8 29 0 076 8 7 33 0fi 2 4fi 5 5 7 19 3 3 30 1 02 6 5 8 30 04 3 45 5 6 8 34,3 4 MASQUERADE BALL -AT- ARMOEY Saturday, April 8, '99. OIVBN BY NAVAL RESERVES POl'R PRI.RS-See tham in Chun. J. Kleiu'i window. All miiHkB mint be removed in prexenr of Itupection Committee.

Admission, 60 Ots. Grand Murch. P. M. Wanted.

HIGHEST PRICE paid kok- vrilf Al nrni ixi nr tW 311(1 OLD FI RMTI RF VidU ftHiILIVL mrU-lm Call at NO. 8 SOUUKL AV. that the cast of her eyes exiBted only in her imagination, quoting in confirmation from Mrs. Grimke, page 421, these words: "By means of the picturing faculty both of the Individual and those about him, the outward man ifestations will expose Itself upon the body." Then he told her that If she could see herself as he saw her she would per- eive that she was as beautiful as an angel. Quoting from Helen Wilmans, page 423, he said: "I am looking at you and I see you a beautiful strong spirit, perfectly sound.

What you call your disease iB only a fixed mode of thought. Don't you know that imperfection is Impossible in that beautiful creature, your real self. There is not an angel In all the spheres sounder or more divine than you." I ought to be ashamed to confess It, but really I could not refrain from peeping through the key hole to see what Mandy was doing all this time. Poor girl, I saw her standing with a happy smile on her face, one of her eyes fixed rapturously on the floor (so 1 knew she was looking Sam right In the face) and just as I was going to turn away I heard her give a soft, llttl 3 sob. and then, throwing her arms around the astonished and horrified Doctor's" neck, she clung to him "like the ivy to the oak," frantically showering gratified kisseB upon his lips, whilst he.

with horror pictured on his face, vainly attempted to break her hold, shouting all the while affrighted- ly for me to come to his assistance. But I was utterly unable to do so, for. sinking into my chair, I lay back and aughed till I cried. Even when, after a lapse of several minutes the "Doctor" tore Into my room, pale and trembling, and after locking the door and putting the key in his pocket fell exhausted on the sofa, I had barely strength to once more peep through the key hole to see what poor Mandy was at, and all my mirth disappeared In an instant, ub I aw her holding her poor disfigured face close to the mirror, gazing with a most pitiable look of mingled doubt and hope at the reflection and feeling anxiously for the nose the rascal Sam had talked her Into believing she pos sessed. Alas, poor, poor Mandy; I fear that there is now one more firm believer In Christian Science, and, alas, ere long another inmate of the But let us sing: I'D LIKE TO BE A HEALER.

(The truth is, food does not affect the life of man. Bodies are more nourished by truth than by food." Eddy, page 425.) I'd like to be a "healer" With Christian Science views, And reap a good percentage By peddling out my news. I'll tell my hearers blandly: ''Discharge your useless cooks And gain both flesh and wisdom By reading Eddy's books." (Nothing in this universe was ever sick, Is now sick, or can be sick Haz zard. page 424.) With impudence unbounded, I'd on the dying call And tell them pain would vanish Before my matchless gall. I'd teach that ChriBtfun Science Could nature's law defy; That God is quite mistaken, And men can never die.

(Besiege sickness and death with these principles and they will disappear. Eddy, page 419.) I'd tell the faded spinster With bunions on her toes, That as the years roll by her She daily younger grows. I'd tell the loathsome leper He is not what he seems His body Is perfection; His ailment idle dreams. (Man should grow younger as he grows older. Baldwin, page 428., 1 he error of thinking we are grow ing old.

Eddy, page 428.) And If some wretch should doubt It I then fly in a rage, And say his doubts are treason In this enlightened age. I'd boldly scoff at reason; Leuve common sense behind, And with "Old Woman's Twaddle' I'd "elevate the mind AOiiot Dyspepsia Cure "Dlpests what vou eat Whist Club. The Ladies' Afternoon Whist Club held the graud finals at the St. George 1 nursday evening. 1 ne prizes tor the evening were awarded.

For the ladies, gold lined I pin tray, first prize, Mrs. Charles I Klein; second prize. Mrs. Frank Bart-I iett. Gentlemen, first Drize.

a snoon. i cllarles K'e'n; second prize, whist cuuiiLci- auu caras, ur. small. The prizes for the tournament games were also awarded, the first prizes to Mrs. Lora Alzina, a cream spoon, and Mrs.

Finest Holliilay, a bon bon spoon; the second prizes, tortoise shell side combs, to Mrs. Frank Hartlett and Mrs. L. L. Fargo.

After the awarding of the prizes sun- lue ninmg-room. TOUR FA 'i. Shows tn tnr Jr ouowa me aw.xs or your reeicn and th Uiate of your health aa well ImourS blood makes lteelf apparent In a Dale Und sallow complexion Pimples and 1 Skin Eruption. If you are feeling wer.k I and worn out and do not have a healthy appearance you snould try Acker'a Blood Elixir. It cures all blood dis eases where cheap Sarsaparlllas and so called purifiers Jail; knowing this we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee.

For sale bj 8. A. Palmer, 40 Pacific Av SUPKRlOH COURT NEWS. raiDAT. Kstute of D.

Edwards Letters la- sued to Kliza J. Kdwurds. KKtate of O. R. Harmon Wil-liclinina Harmon appointed admlniH-trntrix.

with bond of 1'. SnodgraHK vs. T. W. Snodirrass IViimrrer.

Kstat! of S. A. Bnrtlett Letters issued to Kmily C. Hartlett, administratrix; bond of $2,100 tiled, with K. S.

West anil C. D. -Poison as sureties. People vs. Scott Continued to April 27th.

EBtiite of Townsend Order granted, (iuurdlanship of I'ennlston Order grunted. B.jNULj&ri ttHJurcoif will stop a cough at any time, and will cure the worst cold in twelve hours, or mua ey refunded. 25 ctB. and 60 cte. For, sale by S.

A. Palmer, Pacific Av. i 35c Coffee this week at 25c Per Pound! This is a Fine Old Kona Coffee, considered by Experts as one of THE Flavors on the market. MONARCH GROCERY, 177 Pacific Avenue. Phone No.

301 Black THIS WEEK! 40 to $1 Wheat Corn Barley Mill 5 40 4 1 50 to 6c 10 20 10 60 Bran Cocoa 1 GIVE US A CALL! CASH STORE, 0PP. FARMERS UNION BUILDING Phone Red 151. inrZ4-ly fAMILY MEDICINE) IT DOES NOT PAY to be too economical when your health is at stake. You can not afford to buy Drugs and Medicines costing less than we are asking and we can not afford to go a penny lowerthan the price we charge. Prescriptions compounded by skilled pharmacists only.

PALMER'S PRESCRIPTION DRUG STORE. 40 Pacific Av. HAY FOR SALE! 60 Tons of Hay FOR SALE BY Fred McPherson, mr29-tf Agent. THK PBKCHKRON STALLION PRINCE! 4HD IMPORTED FRENCH COACH STALL10H ECHAUSON Will stnnd in Santa Crux and WatNonvllle from March lit to July 1st. In Santa Crux, at yard hack of Popular Market, on Monday, Tuesday and Wed.

nesday of Each Week. Gall and tee these Stallions. THE SeST THEM ALL 1 1 rVONTHLYJVAGAZIN. Contains ft complete norel In every ntim-bf 1 1) addition tu lurpe quantity 01 useful and enter lain lug 'reacting matter. A' ooHffniif mtorirm, tthlch are bjaettottabf to Moil rar.

tt ihould In every household Subscription, per yi-ur. Anta wanted In every town, to Trhom tb moat liberal Inducements wilt be oflertd. J. B. LIPPINC0TT COMPANY, Publishers, PMILADCLPHrA.

I'KBPAKB FOR TEACHERS' EXAMINATIONS LKS30N3 BY MAIL! ANDERSON'S NORMAL SCHOOL Room 423 Parrott San Francisco tul -Cm GOOD GOODS A AND MODERATE PRICES AT GENERAL GKOOEK. 182 Pacific Ay .4 UNDERTAKERS. I WESSENDORF STAFFLER I 71 Pacific Avenue. SCOTT HEARD, FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND EMBALMEKS. 184 and 18S PaolAo At.

Residence Phone No. Tl Blsok. New French Laundry i C. TICOULAT. Prop.

2IS and 217 Paolflo Saata Cm Firat-claa work doa at lowaot ptiCM Waablns called for ua a all rand. MICHIGAN STABLES PAOIFIO AVENUE. R. BARBER, PROPRIETOR. LIVERY AND FEED STABLE I IRST-CLASS ATTENTION GIVEN to transients.

Best turnouts on the most reasonable terms. Horses boarded by the day, week or mouth. Barber wants your trad. fDl tt TIME 1:14 A. M.

PLACE Any old place. SCENE I "John! John! Eh "I What?" "I hear water running ilon't care." SCENE II Basement "Oh dear That pipe is broken again and must be fixed. This time John must go to WHITNEY 1M Pm-lflc Phone 183 Black. WALL PAPER! WALL PAPER! WALL PAPER! -AT- G. HARRIS House Painters and Otcorators.

Tinting and Paper Hanging. PAINTS. OILS and BRUSHES. All orders promptly attended to. 259 Pacific Atsuu.

mr31-tf Have you visited the store of Messrs Bias Towne at the corner of Pacific and Walnut A vs. since the bought out C. Canfield? They have an immense stock of Choice Groceries and have something to see them..