The Kansas City Star from Kansas City, Missouri • 138

PUNCHBOWL CHARLIE This Week's Odd One Category: Legendary Americans by willy A INSTRUCTIONS: I Unscramble the letters in each circle (in circle A spell out the name of the person pictured) to identify one of these legendary Americans 2 Write each name in the appropriately lettered line in the crossword diagram 3 Fill in the clue with the designated letters from the diagram 4 Use the clue to figure out why one legendary i American is different from the others he is Tins Odd One ANSWER: Vtt VPO si usiuivog iitisstssifv oij fo Suiy WV N'VPVJ VOS mP sytfY foijvamtfj fuotCunq pwj -v ClUf: SA 3D 4B 7 1C A NEW99 Fat Free At last first aid for the downtrodden American Zl tourist If you are about to set off on an expedition among the bloodthirsty headwaiters and hotel-keepers of Europe you should really arm yourself with a couple of helpful little booklets that I recently discovered Let me tell you first about Insult Dictionary How to be abusive in five Suppose you are in a snooty Venetian restaurant and get steamed up about the bad service Insult suggests that you murmur to the captain: Quanto mi addolora constatare che sono morti tutti i camerieri" am so sorry to hear that all your waiters have Or if you are paying a bill in a French hotel with cold-running water and hot-running prices you remark: Vous avez meme additionne la date sur cette jacture!" have added the date on this Or perhaps prefer this more colorful bit in a Spanish hotel se organizan carreras depiojos?" often do you hold bed-bug Nowa skimmed milk for cooking Here it is Made for the modern homemaker Skimmed milk been concentrated to the thickness and creaminess you need for cooking 99 fat free to save you calories Low in cost to save you money New PET Evaporated Skimmed Milk for cooking Worth trying 1 Delicious results 2 Low calorie 3 Low price too in Germany if an overstuffed overbearing type plumps down in your bus seat you may suggest: Rutschen Sie mal weiter Dicker!" over Insult even gives remarks for specialized situations such as a trip to the fish market In Italy for instance you should say to a churlish dealer: It un commesso un baccalh that a codfish or an And in France if a porter starts bouncing your luggage you say douce -merit avec ces valises en pore! as pas le respect de la famille non?" with those pig-skin cases have YOU NO CONSIDERATION FOR YOUR The Dictionary even tells you what insults to yell at sporting events For instance the popular equivalents for the range from the relatively mild Spanish cry: a este arbitro!" the through the more stringent German Knallt diesen Schiedsrichter ab!" off the umpire and the even stronger Italian STORE COUPON ehSEBkSHMHmBHmMHBmH Mm SAVE ON 3 TALL CANS OF EVAPORATED SKIMMED MILK Mr Grocer: To redeem this coupon mail it to Pot Incorporated Box 1215 Clinton Iowa You will bo paid the faco value of the coupon plus 24 for handling Invoicas proving purchasas of sufficient stock to cover coupons presented for redemption must be shown upon request Cash redemption value 120 of one cant Off ar void whare prohibited taxad or rastrictad by law This coupon good only on PET Evaporated Skimmed Milk Any other use constitutes fraud PET iNCOtfOfUTtO (tom coupon OOOOOOOOQQQOOOQQQQP! 14.