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"W- Alton My So Swtoy, SqN. 15, 233 A14 A one, and a two, and a three, and a a I Information prowled by the Associated Press and the National Weaihsr Service LOCAL WEATHER Tcday Hi: 74 Lc: 45 A 20 chance of showers and thunderstorm Mostly sunny. Calm vvind becoming south around 5 mph in the afternoon. Night: Partly cloudy. Calm wind.

Monday Hi: 75 A 20 chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly sunny. Calm wind becoming south 5 to 9 mph in the afternoon. Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 46. How do you know theres a flute player at your door? You dont.

They cant find the key and they dont know when to make an entrance. Im not saying Im gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. Tupak Shakur Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a guitar player. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the guitar player.

Twice. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. Robert Fripp What do you call a building filled with guitar players? Jail, Beethoven tells you what its like to Beethoven. And Mozart tells you what its like to be human. Bach tells you what it is like to be the universe.

Douglas Adams What do you never say about a banjo player? Theres the banjo players Porsche. Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. Johann Sebastian Bach The music is not in the notes, but in the silence in between. Mozart How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it is electrified.

Three banjo players are riding in a car. Whos driving? The sheriff. The Pickin in the Pines Bluegrass Acoustic Music Festival continues today out at the Pepsi Amphitheater at Fort Tuthill County Park, starting at 10 a.m. The last act of the festival starts at 3:45 p.m. Go out and enjoy some live music.

Thanks to the Flagstaff Friends of Traditional Music for producing this festival for the eighth time. How can you tell theres a drummer at the door? The knock gets faster. One good thing about music. When it hits you, you feel no pain. Bob Marley And those who were seen dancing were considered insane by those who could not hear the music.

Nietzsche How do you get a rhythm guitarist to play softer? Give him sheet music to read. How do you get him to stop? Put notes on it. Without deviation from the norm there is no progress. Frank Zappa How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? One. Five.

One. Five. After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. Aldous Huxley What does New Age music sound like played backward? New Age music. The only truth is music.

Jack Kerouac Whats the difference between a soundman and God? God doesnt think hes a soundman. I accept chaos. Im not sure it accepts me. Bob Dylan How many IATSE members does it take to change a light bulb? Eight. You gotta problem with that? I just cant listen to any more Wagner.

Im starting to get the urge to invade Poland. Woody Allen Whats the difference between a conductor and a horn player? Two measures. I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things. Tom Waits Tuesday Hi: 75 A 10 chance of showers and thunderstorms after 11 a.m. Mostly sunny, with a high near 75.

Wednesday Hi: 75 Lo: 45 Sunny, with a high near 75. Night Mostly clear, with a low around 45. Thursday Hi: 75 Sunny, with a high near 75. Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 43. Si if Flagstaff Airport Climate Summary For Saturday, Sept.

14 To add your events to the Almanac. 0 to CAUNOAJLAZDAJLYSUN.COM COMMUNITY ALMANAC Sunday, Sept. 15 Mary 0. Fisher Theatre, 2030 W. State Route 89A, Sedona.

(928) 282-1177. SCOTTISH GAELIC CUSS: p.m. Flagstaffs Scottish Gaelic class and study group promotes conversation skills and knowledge of Scottish culture. Beginners, intermediate, and advanced students, as well as drop-ins, are always welcome. Free.

Flagstaff Adult Center, 245 Thorpe Road. 853-4597. FOLK DANCING: p.m. Come learn dances from around the world. We do couple, line, circle and solo dances.

No partner or experience necessary. Wear comfortable shoes. Free. Flagstaff Adult Center, 245 N. Thorpe Road 213-9184.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS MEETING: p.m. Do you use food like a drug? Is it controlling your life and making you unhappy? Do you feel like you cant stop? Overeaters Anonymous may have an answer for you. No dues, no fees, no weign-ms. OA is a supportive program of recovery from compulsive eating. Free.

Our Lady of Guadalupe Church (basement), 224 S. Kendrick St. 220-0959. Todays State Weather Tuesday, Sept. 17 PICKIN IN THE PINES BLUEGRASS A ACOUSTIC MUSIC FESTIVAL: Three days of great music This year's lineup features Infamous Stringdusters, Russell Moore lllrd Tyme Out, the Kruger Brothers, Chatham County Line, The Freight Hoppers, Kathy Kallick Band, Jeff Scroggins and Colorado, Burnett Family Bluegrass, Muskellunge, The Railsplitters, the Mars Hillbillies, Anam Cara and the Boys, and Slugs from Space! The band contest workshops, jamming and camping mean a full weekend of bluegrass and traditional music.

Free admission for kids 16 and younger, and lots of activities for kids. For ticket information, visit pickininthepmes.org. Fort Tuthill County Park, Exit BALLROOM DANCING: p.m. Ballroom dance lesson followed by open dancing Come learn and practice social ballroom, swing, and Latin dances. Come join a fun, encouraging community of dancers.

Beginners, experienced dancers, singles, couples, and students welcome. No partner needed. $8, students $5. Canyon Dance Academy, 2812 N. Izabel St (across from Coconino High School).

814-0157. CONSTITUTION USA WITH PETER SAGAL 7:30 p.m. Does the Constitution have what it takes to keep up with modern America? Join Peter Sagal, host of NPR's Wait WaiL. Don't Tell Me! as he hits the road to find out Traveling across the country by motorcycle, Sagal is in search of where the U.S. Consbtu-tion lives, how it works and how it doesnt- how it unites us as a nation and how it has nearly torn us apart.

Free, tickets required, 523-566L NAU Ardrey Memorial Auditorium, 1115 S. Knoles Drive. WINE IN THE WOODS FESTIVAL 1-5 p.m. A wine festival featuring all things local, takes place in the gardens. In partnership with Coconino Countys SEDI (Sustainable Economic Development Initiative), and showcasing local vineyards from the Verde Valley, this event will celebrate Arizonas wine, food and music.

Price includes 10 tickets for wine and food tasting and a complimentary wine glass. $25 in advance; $40 day-of. thearb.org The Arboretum at Flagstaff, 4001 S. Woody Mountain Road. 774-1442.

HART PRAIRIE PRESERVE GUIDED NATURE WALKS: 10 a.m. The Nature Conservancys Hart Prairie Preserve offers free 90-minute guided nature walks on the western slope of the San Francisco Peaks. To join the walks, meet at the Fort Valley Plaza Shopping Center, 1000 N. Humphreys St at the southwest corner by the guardrail. Must have: sturdy shoes, sun protection, rain gear or jacket and water.

No pets. Free. 774-8892 FARMERS MARKET: 8 a.m.-noon. Farmers market featuring the freshest local and regional produce eggs, honey, free-range beef, jams, breads, prepared foods and more. Flagstaff City Hall parking lot, 211 W.

Aspen Ave 607-4712 FORT TUTHILL MILITARY MUSEUM: Museum offers a wealth of information on the military history of Aiizonas famous 158th Infantry Regiment to include Fort Mull's role as the regiment's training site prior to and after World War II. Open Saturday and Sunday 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Thursday noon-3 p.m. and by appointment $3: children younger 13. active duty military, National Guard and members of active reserve units are free. Fort Tuthill County Park, Exit 337, 1-17.

FILM SCREENING: 6:30 p.m. American Canyoneers presents Search and Rescue Team fundraiser for Coconino County. Screening of the films "Down the Line," Rescue in Insomnia Canyon" and Last of the Great Unknown. All ages. Drpheum Theater, 15 W.

Aspen Ave. 556-1580. COLLEGE OF ARTS AND LETTERS FILM SERIES: The Maltese Falcon: 7 p.m. Directed by John Huston, starring Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor, 1941, 100 minutes, unrated. Bogey vaulted to stardom as detective Sam Spade with a supporting cast of Sidney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, Gladys George, Elijah Cook Lee Patrick, Jerome Cowan, Barton MacLane, and Ward Bond.

Free. NAU Liberal Arts Building 18, 700 S. Humphreys St. 523-8656. ARIZONA NATIVE PUNT SOCIETY MEETING: 7-8 p.m.

For a Change of pace, the September meeting will be a potluck social. Members will be sharing photos of what they have been doing throughout this year. We will welcome pictures of all PAPAZtrips, weekend field walks and neat plant pictures. Members can also bring seeds for an exchange. Please bring your photos on a flash drive, and bring a dish to share.

Free. Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church, 1601 N. San Francisco St. 526-9212. PERUVIAN ARCHAEOLOGY TALK: 7-9 p.m.

Archaeologists Evelyn Billo and Lisa Deem will give a presentation on Peruvian archaeological sites including Caral, one of the oldest cities in the Americas, dating from 3000 BC, and Nazca geoglyphs that span the first century AD and beyond. Free and open to the public. The Peaks (Aspen Room), 3150 N. Winding Brook. 853-4597.

BARE ASPEN WINE BEER FESTIVAL Noon-4 p.m.. Savor the best culinary talents of the region from the chef at Salsa Brava and Fat Olives along with the finest local and global wine. Craft beer tasting hosted by Flagstaff Brewery and The Lumber Yard. Fundraiser for the Mountain Area Special Olympics. $35 single or $60 for two.

Flagstaff Nordic Center. For tickets 853-7645 or 853-5670. Tickets include winebeer samples, unlimited food tasting, parking and a commemorative wine glass. Also, there will be silent and live auctions. National forecast Forecast highs for Sunday, Sept.

15 0 Sunny Pt. Cloudy Cloudy HAM RADIO CLUB MEETING: 7-9 p.m. Club specializes in long distance contacts and radio contesting. We discuss awards, equipment, antennas, and rare countries. We are not an entry level club into amateur radio but welcome those interested in long distance contacts and radio contesting.

nadxa.com. Free. McCoy Motors -Financial Building, 361 N. Switzer Canyon Drive. 600-6813.

FLAGSTAFF UTIN DANCE COLLECTIVE: 7-8 p.m. Flagstaff Latin Dance Collective teaches' Latin partner dances, such as Salsa, Bachata, Meren-gue, Zouk Lambada, Cha Cha and more. From beginners to intermediate advanced. $5. Jims Total Body Fitness, 2150 N.

Fourth St. 814-2650. FUGSTAFF GIFTED SUPPORT GROUP: 6:30 p.m. Quarterly meeting. Guest speaker: Dr.

Paul Beljan, PsyD, co-author of Misdiagnosis and the Dual Diagnosis of Gifted Children and Adults. Beljan will speak on the subject of gifted children being misdiagnosed with ADHD, bipolar, OCD, Aspergers and other conditions. rUSD Family Resource Center, 4000 Cummings St. 779-1100. PUBLIC HEARING: 6 p.m.

The Coconino County Board of Supervisors will hold a public hearing to gather feedback from residents on proposed amendments to the Countys zoning ordinances. For more information or to see the draft ordinance amendments, visit www.coconino.az.gov communitydevelopment or call 679-8850. Board of Supervisors Chambers, 219 E. Cherry Ave. Monday, Sept.

16 Fronts Pressure Cold Warm Stationary Low High evening WITH DAVID WILCOVE: 7 p.m. Scientist and author David S. Wilcove will speak as part of the 12th Biennial Conference of Science and Management on the Colorado Plateau. Wilcove is the author of No Way Home: The Decline of the World's Great Animal Migrations" and "The Condors Shadow: The Loss and Recovery of Wildlife in America. Free.

NAU Prochnow Auditorium, 326 W. Dupont Ave. 523-0683. FILM A DISCUSSION: LOST KINGDOMS OF AFRICA: 6 p.m. Flagstaff Branch of NAACP present film followed by discussion.

Free Everybody welcome. Murdoch Community Center. 853-6603. SEED BEGINNING NEW YEAR: pm Ponderosa SEEDS (Self-esteem, Empowerment Education through Dance), a Flagstaff headquartered nonprofit organization, is an after school program created to present girls ages 13-18 with instruction in Middle Eastern arts along with programming that promotes self-discovery and self-actualization, as well as providing a high level of mentorship to assist in preparing young women for independence. Participation is not dependent upon talent or ability to pay.

ponderosaseeds. com. Flagstaff Recreation Center, 2403 N. Izabel. 607-0223.

HEALTHY LIVING WORKSHOP: 9:30 a.m.-noon. Do you have a diabetes, chronic pain, arthritis, heart disease, cancer, high blood pressure, anxiety, depression, or any other chronic condition? Would you just like to make some healthy changes in your life? Sign up for a free six-week Healthy Living Workshop. Call 679-7263 to register or for more info. Starts today. Free Clark Homes Community Room, 980 N.

Thorpe Road. REGISTRATION OPENS FOR SATURDAY STUDIO FOR KIDS: Free art classes for kids at NAU each Saturday in October from 10 am to noon. Free, but must register at 523-2432 RED OBSESSION FILM PREMIERE AND WINE TASTING: 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. The Sedona International Film Festival presents a one-night-only premiere event and wine tasting.

"Red Obsession" follows the history, triumphs and global economic complexities ot the holy grail of fine wines -Bordeaux. Russell Crowe narrates. $12 $6 students. SedonaFilmFestival.org. 0 lo ns JWQ Rain T-storms Flurries Snow Showers les Showers And Thunderstorms In The Northwest A cold front will move over the Midwest, producing a chance of showers over the Great Lakes region and scattered thunderstorms southwest over the Central Plains.

A storm system will bring showers and thunderstorms to the Pacific Northwest. A Flagstaff Mortuary Because You Care1 545 Ne Fourth Street (928) 774-14 7 WWWFlAGSTAFfMoRTUARYCOM i.