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38 The South Bend 24 A DWAY By WILSON EARL Anybody here old enough remember Teddy Roosevelt saying, "Speak softly and carry big stick?" Bob Hope came up with the new version of that for President Nixon. He claims Nixon's slogan is: "Speak softly and carry a big Greek." Bob rubbed his hands about going to work on his friend News, Bad News and Agnews the dinner for the Eisenhower Medical Center. He couldn't wait and gave his writers plenty of freedom. But there's a danger to. all this.

Because one day soon they'll have used up all the Agnew possibilities, and the public will be tired of laughing about Agnew. It's going to be like Brooklyn and Texas. Once upon a time, anything you said about those places were funny. You didn't even have to say a joke. You just said Texas' or "Brooklyn" and people fell down laughing.

What are we going to laugh about after Agnew? Don't throw him away, don't use him up, isn't funny. Agnew was at Romeo Salta's Italian restaurant in the Chianti Room and ate "straw and hay." That might not sound so great in Ohio where come from, where that's served to the farm animals, but in that particular restaurant it refers to a speciality, white noodles and green noodles. John Raitt notified friends he's doing a Dean Martin: divorcing to marry Kathy Landry, Miss Nevada and a Miss Universe runner-up in '67-68. He then phoned back: "My girl's mad at me. She says she was a contestant in '68-69 and that I've made her a whole year older." PHYLLIS DILLER tells her "Hello, Dolly!" audiences, "My father was an enormous man.

He was born on the 16th, 17th and 18th of September" Shirley MacLaine confided at a party for Budd Schulberg's new book, "Sanctuary that she's completed her own first person book, "Don't Fall Off a Mountain," and starting another. She's more occupied now with writing than movie-making. Artie Shaw, who maintained that he doesn't know how many times he's been married, says he tices "consecutive monogamy" he gets married and stays in that condition with one wife at a time. Organist actress singer Ethel Smith says Johann Sebastian Bach was the most prolific composer produced hundreds of cantatas, fugues and gigues, and incidentally produced 22 children "It's obvious he knew nothing about rhythm." SHOW BAR Prairie 2335 Served Daily 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.

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Why is it the Swedes invariably send us gorgeous actresses with shoes the size of an armada? Ingrid Bergman and Greto Garbo, for example, are not on record having men drink from their slippers. Only W. C. Fields could quaff such quantities. THE 1970 MODEL was born Maud Wikstrom in 1945 in lea, a snowball's throw from the Arctic Circle.

She married an American named Adams and came to the United States innocent of the fact another actress named Adams had made mark on the world a half century earlier. "I modeled for three years in New York," Maud said in a combination Swedish-English accent which she calls Swinglish. "Whenever I told people my name, they mistook me for the daughter or granddaughter of the original Maude Adams." Somewhat to her consterna- Theater Guide AVON Funny Girl, 8:30. CINEMA ARTS First feature, 7:10. Second feature, 9, 12.

COLFAX Viva Max, 1:21, 3:16, 5:17, 7:06, 9:01. GRANADA-Bob Carol Ted I Alice, 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. READY (Niles) On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 8. RIVER PARK Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 7, 9:05. STATE Featurette, 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15.

The Computer wore Tennis Shoes, 1:35, 3:35, 5:35, 7:35, 9:35. OUTDOOR OUTDOOR 31 Frankenstein Creates Woman, 7:15. Beware the Mummy's Shroud, 8:45. Dracula Prince of Darkness, 10:30. MUSIC- THEATER Fire House Theater The KnacK, 8:30.

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"It took me a month to put the bits and pieces of information on the original Maude togeher," Miss Adams said. "She was a very, distinguished actress. would like to be also MAUD MAKES HER movie debut for Cinema Center Films in "The Christian Licorice Store," with Beau Bridges. Her previous acting experience is limited to television commercials, 20 in all. "We have finished the movie," she continued, "and it will be difficult returning to modeling.

You get a better grasp of when you work with them in films. Modeling is more imper-ner, sonal. "I was skeptical about making of my model friends left New movie at first he because so many York to come to Hollywood for screen tests. "They were encouraged to take acting lessons and nothing ever came of it." The others did not wear size shoes, speak Swinglish or bear a name as distinguished as Maud Adams. At 5-feet 9-inches, Maud is too large to play Peter Pan.

But that role has been done before. BIT PARTS: Johnny Cash and Kirk Douglas will star in "A Gunfight" in Spain next June Germany's Romy Schneider wil star with Maurice Romet in "Qui." HAPPINESS IS "Midnight Cowboy," holds for best actor of 1969. He midtown Manhattan restaurant. 'HAMLET' STAR IN WESTERN HOLLYWOOD David War- whose acting background is mostly Shakespearean, appears in his first western role as the self-ordained preacher in "The Ballad of Cable Hogue," with Jason Robards. An English actor, the tall gangly Warner was a member of the Royal Shakespearean Company and achieved note playing Hamlet.

DIRECTS 'OFFERINGS' HOLLYWOOD (UPI) Robert Fosse will direct Turman's production of "Burnt Offerings." READY THEATRE Niles, Mich. NOW SHOWING "Her Majesty's Secret Service" Weeknites One Show 8 p.m. Sat. Sun. Continous from 1 p.m.

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H. C. Overgaard of 1958 Briar Way. A 1968 graduate of Jackson High School, he is a sophomore and music education major: at Valparaiso. He is a student of Prof.

Norman Hannewald, studlying trumpet. Rick will solo in "El Matador," which Prof. said is demanding of the player, requiring fine control in the execution of fast and delicate articulation. The concert, one of 13 in the 17th annual Winter concert tour, will be given at 8 p.m. in the Jackson High School auditorium.

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