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Frl. 10 5 Sal. 10 3 Closed April's Top Salesperson For Our Onalaska Office From Tom and your friends at The Wheeler Co. Congratulations 9 i IS YW Mireeir dliwinis for Feiwim U-J Kirstin Kirkpatrick Central High 1988 Prom Queen With Love From Your Very Proud Grandma Grandpa Kirk Aunt Judy self-help books. She wants to go into broadcasting.

The Elves and Clergy, Pastoral Care Patient Rep. During National Hospital Week, Collins said he was thrilled she The Shoemaker chose his show for her debut. "I've always liked your An Operetta For Children plus other choral selections she told him, which is a lot like someone saying they've always We thank you for all vou do every week of May 14, 7:30 p.m. CONGRATULATIONS May 15, 3:00 p.m. the year.

We think you're pretty special! liked Michael Dukakis style except that in Collins' case, beneath that sheen of dullness, there's even Viterbo College Fine Arts Center (Main Theatre) a tinier layer of substance. National Hospital Week May 8-14, 1988 I mean, he didn't ask her the Tickets: main floor, $5 lower balcony, uDoer balco ny. Reduced rates for senior question we're all dying to hear the answer to: What's the deal with her citizens and students. and Rob Lowe? VERN REEKERS Post 336 "Legionnaire Of The Year!" Keep Up The Good Work! Love Your Daughter, Connie Franciscan Health System Is she in love with him? Is she RimMJ.iimM.! going to become an honorary Brat Packer? Is she going to dye her FRIDAY, May 13, 1988. Time: APPRAISAL PROFESSIONALS been.

"Different things happen," she said, "and you suddenly realize you're not just Fawn Hall. This name takes on an entity of its own." Entities, even those named after deer, need agents. So we heard the warm and touching tale of how she selected just the right one. "It was a very hard decision," she said, something Harry Truman never said about dropping the A-bomb. "I went with William Morris because I asked a lot of people and, you know, friends and people I respected their opinions and values.

I chose William Morris because they had a very good reputation. "Even after I signed, I started feeling kind of bad about it. It's like the opportunity came so quickly. I've always been used to working for everything and working hard for them. This came so quickly that I almost felt guilty about it, about the opportunities that opened up.

"So my parents said, 'Look, don't feel guilty. Everyone gets opportunities in life. Just go with it. And do something positive for Now there's a credo to live by as well as a ready-made title for a self-help book. But Fawn doesn't want to write 9:0 a.m.

bharp. Location: 904 Monroe Onalaska, Wis. Over 35 years experience In Wisconsin and Minnesota with hair and try to become as pretty as Residential, Commercial and he is? Enquiring minds want to Owner: Malinda Stellick. Auctioneers: Alvin "Wimpy" Miller and John Marg. Clerk: Jack Ebert.

Major Industrial Complexes. KON StVtKSUN. 785-1111 TOM WHEELER, CRECRA THE WHEELER CO. drfi' Happy 19th MICHELLE MONDAY, May 16, 1988. Time: 5:00 p.m.

Location: 767 E. 5th Street, Winona, Minn. Owner: Country County. Auctioneers: Tom Kohner and Jon Kohner. Clerk: Alvin Kohner and Sons.

BALLOON BOUTIQUE Fawn Hall 785-2576 Have our know. But Gary didn't ask her that. He threw up fluff balls about Ollie North and her parents, with whom she still lives at the age of 29. "How did your parents react to this wild and crazy period in your life?" he asked. "They were very supportive," she replied.

"I realized just how much my parents loved me and just how lucky I am to have parents like them." Yeah, they could have decided to name her Barbara or Pat or Nancy like everyone else's parents. Silly Gorilla sing Happy Birthday Km By DAVID ROSENTHAL Knight-Ridder Newspapers Welcome again to the Fawning of America. Those of you with good memories will recall that it was almost a year ago when Fawn "I Can Type" Hall burst onto the scene, stealing the Iran-Contra spotlight away from Brendan "I Am Not a Potted Plant" Sullivan, Robert "I Just Wanted a Good Night's Sleep" McFarlane and John "I Didn't Tell the President Anything" Poindex-ter. The woman with the Farrah Fawcett mane and the unforgettable name even upstaged her boss, Oliver "I Am a Contra" North. In a sea of bland bureaucrats and misguided military men, Hall stood out like Wilt Chamberlain at a jockey's convention.

She was bold; she was blonde; she was beautiful. She was even fairly bright, if several memos shy of brilliant as she shoved those purloined papers down her blouse. At least she wasn't a bimbo in her jungle-print blouse, and in 1987, that was something. She was so perfect for the part of the loyal secretary and faithful confidante of the cherished colonel that if she hadn't come along, People magazine would have had to invent her. She was America's sweetheart for five or 10 minutes before the strumpets of Swaggart and the hootchy-koos of Hart came along.

But that was last year, and last year was a long time ago. In the fickle world of a-celeb-a-day-keeps-the-serious-news-away, when you're hot, you're hot, and when you're not, don't call us; we'll call you. We can't have that, can we? So Fawn is back, and instead of trying her hand at the new "Charlie's Angels" or bellying-up to the blackboard on "Win, Lose or Draw" like the rest of the has-beens, she is co-hosting "Hour Magazine" this week, a task pretty much limited to those actually able to breathe and look nice at the same time. "Hour Magazine," for those who haven't had the pleasure, isn't exactly tough television. It's more like fluff television, the sort of thing NOTICE Advertisers are requested to check the first appearance of Classified Ads for corrections.

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Located inside Major Drug. that makes "Hee Haw" look hardhitting. Hosted by Gary "I Was Voted Mr. Dull" Collins, "Hour Magazine" has been often copied but never duplicated, where everyone's plugging something and co-hosts like Hall ask pluggees like Tony Orlando, "Like in the '70s, you were one of TV's most visible performers. What have you been up to?" Fast-paced and slighter-than-air, "Hour" is designed to make you think you've learned something just before you spend the rest of the day learning nothing except who did what to whom on the soap operas.

Knowing that, it's no wonder Bambi's little sister used the show for her coming-out party. You're Still A Squirt! Love, Mom Dad SATURDAY, May 14, 1988. Time: 10:00 a.m. Location: Main next to Post Office in Brownsville, Minn. Owner: Duane and Sara Scanlon.

Auc tioneers: Dennis Sanden and Charlie Horihan. Cierk: Sanden Realty and Auction Service. SATURDAY, May 14, 1988. lime: Location: 1202 East Ave. La Crosse, Wis.

Owner: Mrs. Marion Kvien Estate Sale. Auctioneer: John Appleman. Clerk: Earl Haakenson. Wisconsin Auction Service.

FINNOTTES Now Offers Assorted Flavors Of OLD FASHIONED ICE CREAM CONES Under The Purple Awning 523 Main St. Downtown La Crosse 782-3050 NINE years on this day have come and gone so gracefully. A oining of wo with blessings from XT MOVIE RENTALS above, continue to make this couple as SATURDAY, May 14, 1988. Time: 10:00. Location: 5276 Koss Road, Onalaska, take Sandlake Rd.

out of Onalaska, North 10, CTH to Koss Road, turn right. Owner: La Fond personal property moving sale. Auctioneer: Jon Schuster. Clerk: Rob Roy Roberts. Rainbow Auction Service.

one. Happy Anniversary BETTY ALDERMAN Love Always, Steve SATURDAY, May 14, 1988. Time: 1:00 p.m. Booster Club Auction. Location: Aquinas High School, 311 So.

Uth La Crosse, Wis. Auctioneer: R. Jerome Boge. MOVIES OF THE WEEK: BABY BOOM WRESTLING MANIA 4 REAL MEN THE INSIDE MAN WHALES OF AUGUST RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD II LA CROSSE RETIRED TEACHERS TEA Wednesday May 18th p.m. Spence School 22nd Bennett La Crosse Education Association SATURDAY, May 14, 1988.

Time: 10:00 a.m. Location: Eau Claire County Fairgrounds, behind Highland Mall. Owner: Marilyn Halver-son. Auctioneer: Mike Hyland. This Baby Is "I always knew, especially in the latter years working at the NSC (National Security Council), there was a chance I could do more," she told Collins on the first of her five shows Monday.

"I knew I could do more than I was doing, but I was so happy in my job as a secretary. I really didn't push myself because I was happy. But there was that struggle inside that I knew I could do more." Gets you right here, doesn't it? Thank God for Iran-Contra, or Fawn Hall might never have gotten her chance to be all that she could be. What a tragedy that would have Fouts joins CBS sports Former San Diego Chargers quarterback Dan Fouts has joined CBS Sports as an analyst on National Football League broadcasts in the fall. Fouts is the No.

2-rated passer in NFL history, behind only Fran Tarkenton in yardage and completions. Knight Bidder Newspaper 18 Today! SUNDAY. May 15, 1988. Time: 1:00 p.m. Location Cathedral Parking Lot.

Family Fun Day Auction. Auctioneer: Alvin "Wimpy" Miller. SUNDAY, MAY 15, 1988 Time: 12:30 m. Owner: Myrtle Gullora Auctioneer: John Appleman. Cierk: Gary Snyder.

Clerk: Merlin Ewmg for Wisconsin Auction ServiceJ 'Good Morning' official defects to CBS show Don Roy King, director of ABC's "Good Morning America" since October 1981, is defecting to CBS. As of June, he will be director of "CBS This Morning" and supervising director for new CBS news programming and special projects. He replaces Duke Struck, on loan from CBS Sports. Knight Rioter Newspapers NOW RENTING NINTENDO'S i SUNDAY. May 15, 1988 Time: 100 p.m.

Owner: Mrs Lilian Philips. Location: 1026 So 21st St La Crosse Auctioneer: R. Jerome Boge. Wisconsin Auction Service ChronicV Persons Suffering From CHRONIC PAIN, Happy GAMES, DECKS. per day 2.50 per day 4.50 Be A son Tht Su tme! fce S3" Wim )t 0f 3 mOr I 4-rrt-V'p T9 1 STATE INT RQS Wt LOSERS ATEO Lueo 1 CXH'XJV lOfhM.

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