The La Crosse Tribune from La Crosse, Wisconsin • 10

FRIDAY FEBRUARY IS, lsU THE LA CROSSE TRIBONE i JULIA MARLOWE QUITS THE STAGE MERRELL-SOULE ne Such Put the Eat in Hi' E. H. Sotliern Announces Own Retirement and Denies Rumors of Infelicity LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE The Ladies in this Town are Simply Going Wild over Harmony Hair Beautifier. And no wonder, because to make the hair lustrous, soft and silky we believe there nothing else and we sell about all the various hair preparations made that anywhere near comes up to Harmony Hair Beautifier. Ask any one of the many women in this town who use it- shell tell you she loves it.

Just look at her hair, and youll come to us and get some yourself. I None Such Pie Has been a Household Word for 30 Years Merrell -Soule Company Syracuse. New York Makers of Food Products Since 1866 A NEW SPRING HAT QUEENS COULD BE tv' -i 'if Is just what its name implies. Just to make the hair glossy, lustrous, more beautiful. Just to make it easier to dress, and more natural to fall easily and gracefully into the wavy lines and folds of the coiffure.

It leaves a delightful fresh and cool effect, and a lingering, delicate perfume. Will not change or darken the color. Contains no oil; therefore doesnt leave the hair sticky or stringy. Simply sprinkle a little on your hair each time before brushing it. But first, make sure that your hair and scalp are clean, by using Harmony Shampoo A liquid shampoo to keep the hair clean, soft, smooth and beautiful.

It gives an instantaneous, rich, foaming lather, penetrating to every part of the hair and scalp. It is washed off just as quickly, the entire operation taking only a few moments. It leaves no lumps or stickiness. Just a refreshing sense of cool, sweet cleanliness. Just a dainty, pleasant and clean fragrance.

Both in odd-shaped ornamental bottles, with sprinkler tops. Harmony Hair Beautifier $1.00. Harmony Shampoo 50c. Both are guaranteed to please you, or your money back. SELF-SUPPORTING LONDON, Ieb.

13. Almost any ot the queens of Europe, if tliey should be deprived of their thrones and lortunes, could earn a comfortable livelihood by means of their on personal talents. Queen Mary of England is a (lever seaim-tress. and she also sings and paints quite treditaolj. Queen Victoria Augusta of Germany is shilled in the use of the camera and prod lues a special kind of art-photo.

Queen Wilhelinina of Holland paints miniatures and porcelain Queen ot Norway is a playwright, using the of Granam Irving. She is aho a competent book-binder, dressmaker and painter. Queen Elizabeth of Belgium possesses a doctors diploma of the University of Leipzig. Besides she plays the piano and violin exceedingly well. Or, her skill as a motorist would easily qualify her for a job as taxicab eliauffeue.

Carmen Svlvia Queen Elizabeth of Koumania) is a world famous poetess and novelist. Queen Helena of Italy could readily earn $500 a week on the vaudeville stage as an expert swimmer and riflewoman, without disclosing her identity. She is also an archaeolist. These Stage Beauties Endorse Them There is no class of women who know better how to discriminate in the use of things to make them more beautiful than actresses. Among the many celebrated stage beauties who use and enthusiastically praise both Harmony Hair Beautifier and Harmony Shampoo are: PORTLAND, Feb.

13. Miss Marlowe has retired from the stage for good and all and I shall follow her In two years after this season, for 1 find no pleasure in the work without her by my side, said E. 1L Sothern last night. But 1 am more concerned right now in making the most emphatic denial of stories printed to the effect that Miss Marlowe and 1 have parted company. Nobody knows what that poor girl has suffered this year.

She returned to the stage this season against the advice of her physi-cian and she kept bravely at work until she was in absolute danger, and then she consented to rest. My daily telegram from her received last evening, tells me that she is feeling better and hopes to be almost her old self in a couple of months, but she shall never go back to her stage work. Then when I am able, in a couple of years, to retire with finances in good shape, we shall be able to enjoy a real honeymoon. Sothern is still shocked with indignation by the reports published in eastern newspapers regarding the reason for his wife leaving the company and hurrying home. SPARTA, wis.

County Judge Richards heard a case in county court yesterday morning under the new 1913 law extending the jurisdiction of the county court of Monroe. Tine, case was a charge of wife abandonment preferred against E. W. Parmenter by his wife. Rose Parmenter.

A special jury of twelve men were sworn in to try the case. The court was called to order at 9 oclock this morning an it was four in the afternoon before the case went into the hands of the jury. Ray Graves was the attorney for the defendant, and District Attorney T. F. Abel was the opposing lawyer.

Testimony was given by witnesses and the case was then given into the hands of the jury who adjourned to the supervisors room to deliberate. After deliberating a short time they returned a verdict of guilty. Judge Richards then summoned the defendant forward and sentenced him to pay two dollars weekly to his wife for the period of one year, the first paj ment to he made a week from yesterday. A stav of proceedings was ordered until Monday. Forger Caught John Hemming, the stone cutter employed in Melgards Sparta monumental works, who Sunday morning cashed a forged check in a local restaurant, was caught yesterday In Winona.

It had been the habit of the workmen employed in the monumental works to cash their pay checks occasionaly in Jims restaurant, and when Hemming presented a check for nineteen dollars to be cashed, the proprietor, James Agan, cashed it without question. This took place at 10 o'clock Sunday morning. Hemming was around town all day Sunday, and a part of Monday. The forgery was not discovered until Tuesday afternoon, however. Agan took the check to the Bank of Sparta, where he does his business about noon Monday, and it passed as good so far as he knew until Tuesday afternoon when a telephone call from the bank announced that the check was valueless, and requesting him to pay for" the same, which he did.

From Sparta the forger went to La Crosse. Undersheriff George Boss was in the latter city Wednesday and he learned that Hemming was in Winona. The police of Winona got him yesterday morning and Sheriff Vieth went up to bring him to Sparta. Local nl Personal A rousing mass meeting wa1 held in the high school last night to stir up enthusiasm for the big debate tonight. The high school orchestra enlivened the program with music.

Miss Gladys Morse left for Madison for a visit Thursday. J. O. Paulson is in Milwaukee on business. LAURETTE TAYLOR Star in Peg My Heart, Cort Theater, New York.

NATALIE ALT Star in Longacre Theater, New York. ROSE COGIILN Star Fine Feathers, now touring the United States. ETHEL BARRYMORE Star in Tante, Empire Theater, New York. ELSIE FERGUSON Star in A Strange Woman, Lyceum, New York. LOUTbE DRESSER Star in "Potash and Perlmutter, G.

M. Cohan Theater, New kork. Model of English straw with huge moire bow. Sold only at the more than 7000 Stores. Ours is the Store in this Town Telling of Evil.

Never tell evil of a man if you do not know it for a certainty; then asfc yourself: Why should I tell it? Lavater. An honest man doesn't strive for the kind of success that needs an 0. T. Majestic Bldg. La Crosse, Wis- SLEEP DISTURBING BLADDER WEAKNESS BAGKAGHE-RHEUATISIil, QUICKLY VANISH Even Most Chronic Sufferers Find Relief After a Few Doses Are Taken 150 WILL WATCH FOR TANGO i NEW YORK, Feb.

13. There will be no tangoing, hesitation, gliding or grape-vine waltzing at tonights big dance to be held at Madison Square garden, as the thirteenth annual charity ball of the Knights of Columbus. Officers of the society today met with the censorship committee of 150 who will patrol the floor and eject anyone dancing the modern steps after they have once been warned. The annual Knights of Columbus ball is one of the biggest public social functions of the Greater Citvs season, and it attracts thousands. they filter and sift all the poisons from the blood, and drive it out the system.

So sure, so positive, so quick and lasting, are the results obtained from thp use of Croxone, that tlree doses a day for a few days are ofen all that is required to cure the worst case of backache, regulate the mot annoying bladder disorders, and overcome the numerous other similar conditions. It is the most wonderful preparation ever made for the purpose. It is entirely different from all other remedies. There is nothing else en earth to compare with it. It'isso prepared that it is practically impossible to take it into the human system without results.

You can obain an original package of Croxoue at trifling cost from any first-class drug store. All druggists are authorized to personal! return the purchase price if Croxore fails to give desired results, regardless of bow old ou are, how long you have suffered, or what else has failed to cure you. Backache, urinary, disorders, and rheumatism, are caused from weak, inactive kidneys, which fail to filter out the impurities and keep the blood pure, and the only way on earth to permanently and positively cure such troubles, is to remove the cause. The new discovery, Croxone, cures such conditions because it reaches the very root', of the disease. It soaks right into the stopped up, inactive kidneys, through the walls and linings; cleans out the little, filtering cells and glands; neutralizes and dissolves the poisonous uric acid substances that lodge in the joints and muscles to scratcl and irritate and cause rheumatism; it neutralizes the urine so it no longer irritates the tender membranes of the bladder, and cleans out and strengthens the stopped up, lifeless kidneys so though they had several good shots at the basket.

The next team the locals play will be the Wisconsin Cardinals, who are a very fast organization and defeated the Sparta team by a score of 52 to 9. The locals promise to hold the Cardinals to a better score than that and expert to defeat them. On Saturday evening the high school team plays the hardest game on the schedule, the game being vvlcli the La Crosse highs. Tomah has had the only team in this section that have defeated La Crosse in basket bail for the past two years. The highs will be handicapped by the loss of Verick who has held down the position as forward for the season and also by the loss of Dutch Yeager, who is laid up at present with an injured knee, but he might play in the game.

Dr. A. R. Bell was called to Tomahawk on Thursday on account of the serious illness of his father, Charles Bell. A Tery large number of people were in attendance at the supper given by the Helping Hand society in the Armory on Thursday.

hall also conects the Journal newspaper office. When the alarm was sent in the fire had gained a good headway and had it burned much longer it wrould have possibly ruined the whole business block. When the department arrived they found that the flames had spread over the partition between the hall and the Journal office. In a short time it was under control but not until it had done over $1,000 w'orth of damage. The Horkan sisters loss is the greatest while the back room of the barber shop is in very bad condition and in the Journal office the walls were scorched and considerable damage done by water and smoke.

As vet no direct cause has been given as the cause of the fire. A large real estate deal took place recently when Mrs. C. Hanover purchased the property of W. E.

Barn-hard including the Tomali Steam Laundry. Mrs. Hanover is at present holding a position with the Wells Fargo Express Co. The city basketball team defeated the Sparta Pickwicks on Wednesday evening by a score of 25 to 11. The game was played in the Armory and was fast and very rough.

The score at the end of the first half was 11 to 10 in favor of the locl aggregation. The Sparta team only made one point during the last half al- TOMAH, WIS. The funeral of the late Mr. Edwin Cowles was held from the Methodist church at two oclock Thursday afternoon. Mr.

Cowles was seventy-eight years of age and was a retired farmer. Deceased was born May 3 0, 1833 at Stanford, and resided there in his youth and he-fore coming westward married Sylvia Murdock, who survives him. Mr. Cowles took an active part in' the Civil war, enlisting as a private, and at the end of the war he held the position as adjutant in the Union army. He was well liked by all who knew him and was an enthusiastic member of the Henry W.

Cressey Tost, G. A. holding several different ofcfies in it since its organization. His son, P. E.

Cowles, of was present at the funeral. The G. A. R. and Womans Relief Corps attended the funeral in a body.

Another tire occurred in the city on Wednesday morning between the hours of twelve and one, when a fire was discovered by Dr. R. E. Kyle who was returning to his home after being in attendance at a meeting of the Dentists association in La Crosse. The fire was located in the hall in back of Fenskis barber shop and the Horkau millinery store.

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